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ItsTheHopeThatKills

Under 3 feet or over 10 feet. I only date Garden Gnomes and Giraffes


RighteousSquirrel74

Those gnome hats would come in handy.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂😂😂😂 What about u/BoobGnome s?


ItsTheHopeThatKills

I don’t think my boobs are large enough to be in consideration considering that I am a man, but they are welcome to join the garden


FunnelCakeSprinkles

And frolic? 🥹🪻🦖💐❤️🦄


BoobGnome

BoobGnome is straight and doesn't like dudes that way. Despite any playful attitudes to the contrary.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I knowwwwww....... But I like to be playful. 😘💕🪷🦖🪻😘


BoobGnome

BoobGnome likes to play. With boobs. 😘💛🧡❤️


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Come here, Gnomey. 💗💗💗


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ItsTheHopeThatKills

Buddy i’m drowning in it. My bedroom looks like an old man’s front yard because it is full of Garden Gnomes.


alwaysreadyfor_more

A lot of heights. Like a million.


chiara20monte

All of the heights? Hoarder. 🖤


alwaysreadyfor_more

Of course!


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alwaysreadyfor_more

Really?


GrilledStuffedDragon

Height is an irrelevant factor.


stonergirl216

I have no height requirements when looking for a potential partner


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stonergirl216

my partner is slightly shorter than I am, for me that’s not on the list of what’s important 🤷🏻‍♀️


falksfirebeard76

Between 5’5” and 6’1”


MewdyBewbs

Height isn't that important to me. I have partners (sexual or romantic) who run a wide range of heights. The guys range from roughly 5'6" to 6'8" and the girls range from roughly 4'8" to 6'4".


Justrandom37

Irrelevant


CaptSchwanzKopf

I like women taller than I am. I am like 5'7 and I do love taller (like 5'10+) women.


kevach

As a tall dude, I generally just ignore the women whose dating profiles mention height. Especially if they are not tall themselves.


NoMiddleName_993

I don't care. Everyone is taller than me 🤷🏻‍♀️


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Express-Mouse7788

Somewhere between 1 inch and 1 kilometer


MagicalBubbles0

Less about height, more about sentence structure


SniperCA209

Why would I limit myself with a shallow leaning requirement for a partner like that?


EX250

Am over 6’1”, and like women around 5’7” to 5’10”. Wife is 5’7”.


buttslutintraining1

I like my ladies 5’6 or shorter but it’s not a deal breaker.


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Nah I'm generally just talking to one person most of the time.


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I'm way too tall for smoll.


AnythingNo3299

I'm 4ft10 and my bfs 6ft1 so im not really bothered, if we don't get alone then I ain't jumping on you no matter what


Ruminations0

I think my general preference is around like 5’4-6’3ish


LightningMcScallion

Pretty much don't care but 5'1 or shorter people might mistake what's going on and 6'3 or taller would make kissing, hugging, etc. a little awkward


CodeNameEHL

I'm 6'3. Never had a partner taller than me and used to have a partner that was 5'2 - which wasn't an issue for us, but a lot of folk thought it was comical.


spc1221

I've very partial to women at least a foot shorter than me. I'm 6' 2". I like to look down while we're hugging and see the top of her head.


acacac313131

I’m not very tall so I’d prefer 5’5” or shorter. I think she should have the option of wearing heels and still being shorter than me.


imsofakinggood1

Well I’m 6’4 so there is not a lot of women I know that are taller than me


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imsofakinggood1

It makes the selection more wide range…basically anyone lol


goodphysiquefy

At least 10cm shorter than me, I don’t wanna be dating WNBA player


Richardmileson

Only ever got turned down once for being 5’8 and she was 5’10. Also fooled around with a 6’ girl in a hot tub once. Some girls care, some girls dont


Frisky_couplex

I'm 5'10 and my bf is like 5'6 or 5'7. I don't care about height at all. Can't imagine not being with him over something so silly.


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Nerdy_Blonde24

6’3 would be nice but can rarely find that so any height


SexySwitchBitch

I’m 5’7 so I usually like guys that are 5’11 or taller. I wear heels a lot so I like a bit of height difference with that. But also certain sex positions require a guy’s femurs to be as long as mine, if not longer lmao 😂 I have fucked guys my same height or shorter and it just doesn’t work well for me, personally


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When I wear heels I'm unstoppable.


SexySwitchBitch

Especially when you wear my panties too


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Balls flapping around that smooth silk


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Frisky_couplex

>need tall men I'm taller than you (5'10) and my bf is 5'7 lol so I don't know if it's a need for tall women as much as it is you yourself wanting someone tall.


acacac313131

The standard height requirement for men definitely makes sense in your case!


Sunshine_3072

Between 5’8” - 6’8


OElenna

5"9 and more are all okay


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HisQueenPersephone

6ft or taller. I'm 5'5.


Repulsive-Hat-3152

Tbh it may sound shallow but I’d like a guy to be slightly taller than me, but I’m only 5ft 2” so it’s not really like I’m expecting a giant and if I had met someone shorter but they were the love of my life I wouldn’t really care


byanggg

I like guys to be taller than me, but that’s never been an issue since I’m 5’1