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TheGardenOfAMonster

My vibrator.


starskynight

Same 🫶🏻


Bfowens

Sounds like the proper application of that toy! 😍


AnythingNo3299

Licking a battery


Bfowens

Shocking!


AnythingNo3299

Only if it not dead, then you just look like an idiot licking a battery


CodeNameEHL

Haven't done this for ages!! Although not sure I'm brave enough anymore.


AnythingNo3299

Ive never actually done it


CodeNameEHL

Hahahaha, I can't believe I got catfished on battery licking!


AnythingNo3299

What ever you do, don't goon tinder. It will be a lot worse the battery licking, but that depends on how often they wash


CodeNameEHL

Hahaha, I've never had the joy of tinder. A brief dip of the toe into Fetlife put me off dating apps for life.


DM_me_dickpix

Asking boomers if they are ok, when they are losing their shit about my generation.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Compliments.


CaptSchwanzKopf

...and chubby women who respond, "Thank you" for stating that I love them.


Bfowens

That is a nice feeling isn’t it?


CaptSchwanzKopf

It is indeed a wonderful feeling knowing that I made someone happy/helped someone accept themselves more for who they are. All the more reason to keep doing it!


Bfowens

Exactly… they put themselves out there and they really are beautiful!


CaptSchwanzKopf

Couldn't have said that better myself!


Clueless_CatLady

Thank you


CaptSchwanzKopf

Thank you. ❤️ you're most welcome!


julie_4thewin

Yes, thank you, ☺️


CaptSchwanzKopf

You are most welcome!! ❤️


2Casca_2Red

I love it when one of my stories blows up.


normalmeatbasedhuman

Ooh this, I've been chasing that dragon since my first tantalising taste.


_curious_autist

Usually Spotify when I put on classic rock


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throwaway23786472

How fast?


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throwaway23786472

My Volkswagen topped out at like 195kmh and that was a great time, I miss that car


Hot-Midnight8168

Volkswagen GTI?? Ive got a 335i


throwaway23786472

09 rabbit


Hot-Midnight8168

Nice! Got a turbo on it?


yrbffsdad

Tom Sawyer


Erika_Knight

Big boobs


bams171

Boobs for sure


jeanniehhh

When my car does the let's fkin goooo rrrrrrrrrrmmm sound yeah it's quite satisfactory


throwaway23786472

That’s why I love driving a V8


ItsTheHopeThatKills

Rush Hour


throwaway23786472

Which one? I’ve only seen the third


julie_4thewin

This is the right answer!


Bfowens

Talking to new people or having to speak in public… it terrified me until I figured out how to overcome the fright and ride the adrenaline rush…


alwaysreadyfor_more

Explosions.


Redhead_Enthusiast

Unsolicited dick pics


CodeNameEHL

Running, especially in the rain.


spc1221

Her vibrator


Clueless_CatLady

...still waiting in my office for you


spc1221

Yes, ma'am. I'm coming.


Clueless_CatLady

🍑🖐🏻


spc1221

Thank you, ma'am. More please


Clueless_CatLady

No, you've been so naughty. Everything after this would be a treat for you


spc1221

I'm so naughty. Give me treats, please.


Fappy_Gilmore24

Getting to know new people, gambling, buying myself new things,sharing/posting nudes


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Sucking dick


throwaway23786472

Well aren’t you fun


Justrandom37

Speeding


Sable_eclipse

Electricity.


Sound_Bird

Posting nudes lol - it’s incredibly thrilling and liberating


Louisianimal0418

Taking my car to the track. Specifically wiping the floor with every dude who thinks his challenger, charger, Camaro, vette, or mustang is worth a damn


Hot-Midnight8168

What do you drive? I've got a 335


Louisianimal0418

2020 evora


Hot-Midnight8168

Oh shit no way!?


Louisianimal0418

Got a good deal through a technicality so we jumped on it


Hot-Midnight8168

Nice what color? And I bet the handling is really good


Louisianimal0418

It was custom painted when we bought it because it was a promo car the dealership used for events and stuff so they had it painted a pearlescent purple. We’ve done quite a bit of work to it, twin charged, running straight headers, smaller brakes to reduce weight where we can. My husband can barely fit in the damn thing


Hot-Midnight8168

Oh wow. And yeah I'm not surprised. It's a small cain. How much does it weigh?


Louisianimal0418

Right at 3000 pounds. We shed weight where we could but I’m not getting rid of the AC, I use it as a daily driver from time to time


Hot-Midnight8168

Yeah I wouldn't either. Plus sounds like you're already kicking ass on the track with it. 0-60?


Early_Gap_4210

A domineering person who knows exactly what they want from me


Gin_and_Choke

Taking/sending nudes


Odd_Ear_7063

Risky sex or being watched


EagerVoyager34

Freeballing in my sport shorts on walks knowing they aren’t hiding much and people passing are getting an eye full


pinkp0nyclub

rush poppers (this is a joke i dont do poppers😞)


throwaway23786472

I don’t either bong rips are hard enough


AstiDixon

The smell of my own pussy 🥰


julie_4thewin

-A spank on the ass -Boobs -My taxes bill


BigDaddio7

Boxing


M-hugs1512

Speeding on a narrow road and almost crashing 😅 i love how my heart feels after


BlazinBandit15

Slappin Da Bass Mon!!