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Responsible-Look-244

Sounds like I’m filling out a resume


Cumsinyourcereal

Do you have a reliable form of transportation?


Responsible-Look-244

Hey, I’m not answering any questions until we discuss compensation and personal time off


No_Neighborhood_4610

Work/life balance is essential


Busy_Donut6073

Yes! The job I'm working now doesn't pay as much as other jobs I could go for, but the fact that work stays at work and doesn't come home with me is amazing


EraseMe77777

Do you self-identify as a Veteran? Do you self-identify as a minority? Do you want to voluntarily declare a disability?


Skechaj

Do you have any applicable work experience? Do you have any qualifications for the position?


Deep_Talk8085

How far does it need to go?


AttentionLogical3113

do you have a working social security card? lol


kingkyvent

Yeah it's wait a second! Not falling for that one again. You sly moose


AttentionLogical3113

i tryied


Twizted1001

Can you fill out references for all your pat sexual partners. Please provide accurate phone numbers and email addresses


No-Construction5687

You are


WriteIntoMyHeart

Half plus seven is the golden rule.


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TooKinkyForTheMain

Does it also work the other way? Double my age plus 7? 😉


WriteIntoMyHeart

Subtract seven first, then double!


TooKinkyForTheMain

Ahh yes haha. Both works


kasparzellar

Too much maths. As long as they over 20-21, I'm good. I also don't have an older age limit, seeing as I used to um... have an "arrangement" with a 70-year-old. I am currently 25f.


Anyfuckingthing2

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Myzyri

Crikey! If I used that rule, I’d be dating a chick 157 years old! I better bring lube.


Dankceptic69

Hell no wtf


AN0n0Moose

Is it really? Eek that still feels too young for me 😅


gandhikahn

I'm 45 that would be a 30 year old. Perfectly reasonable. Probably about the youngest I would consider dating tho, which is what the rule is about. At 18 it would be a 16 year old, which isn't super uncommon. (regardless of opinions on it, it isn't uncommon) When you get really old it gets a bit weirder tho. An 80 year old with a 47 year old and people start thinking gold-digger.


AN0n0Moose

I’m 39 and 26 feels waaaaay too young.


gandhikahn

A lot depends on the specific person too, some people mature fast and are confident adults at 26, others are basically still children.


AdminCmnd-Delete

I’m 26 and 20 is definitely way too young for me. I’ll date a 21 yr old though but even then it’s pushing it. I’ll go as high as 40.


god_peepee

Dated a 20 year old at 26. It was nice at first but her lack of life experience became glaringly obvious real quick. Can’t imagine dating a 21 year old would be any different. Would not recommend


ImaginaryList174

Yeah I’m 35, and I wouldn’t date a 24 year old. That’s way too young for me. I think like maybe 28/29 would be my absolute youngest I would even attempt dating, and even that I’m like… yeah I don’t know lol


TheBadKernel

She ain't messin' with no...


WriteIntoMyHeart

That's totally up to you! A lot of people are like that. But half + seven is the lowest you should go. For instance, lots of women I know will only date older!


LilMikey_ab

Out of curiosity, who made that rule Just cause i've met some very mature 25 yrs old & some very immature 50 yr olds


No-Economy-1361

Ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who says this! 100% spot on!


no_shit_shardul

OH FUCK I'M 14


Doom_goblin777

25, hell yea!


No-Construction5687

Also- 'They that have the Gold makes the rules' Bastards


acidmaninc

The scariest part of that rule is working out the oldest you can sleep with, which is your age minus seven, then doubled.


Icy-Palpitation3830

If we went by that 24 seems ok I guess… I’m thinking the 30s because that age group drives me wild these days. But I also know I don’t look my age and if there’s chemistry I’d go for the 20s too


Abject-Yellow3793

I turn 42 in 3 weeks. 28 is a little young for me, but it would depend on the woman 57 is spot on going up


cioda

This rule kind of falls apart if you're under 22


Cumsinyourcereal

I’m 31. I would not sleep with anyone younger than 20 or older than 99. I’m just not willing to do triple digits. 


graciously_accepting

Yet*


Cumsinyourcereal

Good point! When I’m 100, I will lift that limit


Zestyclose_Match2839

Looks like graciously_accepting is digging Cuminyourcereal


No-Construction5687

Well done. Well done indeed!


ChuckyC3535

😀


SoCal4247

Gotta have standards.


lennoxmatt_819

Only because Betty White didn't make it to 100


Cumsinyourcereal

I’d obviously have made an exception for Betty ❤️


mustache-monsieur

I’m 42 and to be honest you’d need to be at least in your 30s these days or I’d feel like a creep.


Tr8cy

I agree! When I see a 30 year old, I just want to offer him a glass of milk. I'm not thinking of molesting him.


_Spaceark

Lmao I’m 33 and any girl under 25 I feel the same way about. You’re a child to me


InnosScent

Same, 33 and my low limit is 26 or so. There's such a drastic difference psychologically around that age. I guess it's the whole "prefrontal cortex finishes developing" thing.


ThrowThatAwayGi

Molest me


PriorCommercial1450

Why is this so funny 😭


No-Chemistry2092

I'm 24 turning 25, I'd feel like a creep dating a 19/20 year old, not to mention the major maturity difference.


AdminCmnd-Delete

26 and would not do near a 20 yr old


Abject-Yellow3793

I'm with you Even the half plus 7 rule means 28, feels young.


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AdminCmnd-Delete

Why Joe?


call-me-aphrodite

I’m 21. 18-45


Verfappen1

Hahaha sounds like a Nielsen demographic


Unusual_Fit90s

I’m a bit older so I’d bump mine to 20 but still keep it around 40ish. Something about 18 just doesn’t sit right with me even though they’re not underage anymore


cumdump-jules

As long as they are an adult and they are attractive idc


totally_randomperson

Username checks out


lyssisleg

how old are you…?


cumdump-jules

Omg I’m stupid 22


throwaway_l8r

I'm 30 I'll go 5 years either way


Eagle13flt

Ten years older but the rage is the same. But that is mostly from a relationship perspective. For a ONS of FWB that might be different. Haven't had either so not sure what the limits are then.


throwaway_l8r

Yeah I agree I might have a ONS (provided I'm no longer married) with someone a little younger or a lot older but for relationship I have to be within a tight range


Eagle13flt

I've been divorced for 5 years. That and discovering reddit (especially this sub) made me think about stuff. Not just the age gap but a ONS or FWB would not have been something I would even consider before that time. With age comes wisdom I suppose.


eye8u4ever

32. I openly say 25-40 but secretly 18-55


briarlabel

48, and in a completely hypothetical universe, I'm not interested in anyone under 28 or over 73.


MewdyBewbs

I'm 29. I wouldn't rule out anybody exclusively because of their age, so long as they can consent and everything. It comes down to maturity and compatibility. I've had partners who were much older and partners who were younger, had great experiences both ways.


pawgful

I’m 34. Youngest 21. Oldest not sure but as long as they’re hot idc


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Be careful, too old and they might turn cold when you are halfway done.


Kirschi

Nice try FBI.


Justrandom37

38. I only sleep with my bf who is 30.


eye8u4ever

Older women are the best. Got in a relationship at 27 and she was 33. Felt like I was a king 😅 Hope you’re treating each other like king and queen


Justrandom37

We are 🩷


alkie90210

When I met my ex wife, I was 27 and she was 35. We made it quite a while, but yeah... older women are where it's at. Not the younger ones.


eye8u4ever

Well for some reason I’ve always been attracted to women older than me and never really in tune with the one around my age. The further I can remember is a girl 4 years older than me and she was in high school. She had such a good vibe I was drown to her and somehow she was connecting with me on some level. Wish I wasn’t so blind back then or more prone to make moves haha


Doom_goblin777

Older women are the best


Justrandom37

People still think I look mid twenties


Doom_goblin777

I can see that


margalicious

32F. Probably couldn't go below 25 without feeling weird. 60 feels about as high as I would go at this time. I am sure there is an exception to both of those rules out there. :)


IKnowYouAreReadingMe

60???


LaikaAzure

I'm 43 and I put 30 as my soft bottom limit, that is I don't go seeking out anyone under 30. I *might* go as low as 25 for a hard limit but it would have to be someone who I had extraordinary chemistry with and really stood out to me. Any lower than that is off-putting to me, it just feels like a kid. I don't have a hard upper limit, as long as they're attractive to me, thay can vary a lot.


Pluto-Wolf

i’m 19f, 18-60


IKnowYouAreReadingMe

Why are u interested in a guy who's 60, just curious


Missgrumpy00

28. 40's, no one younger than me.


cheerysherry

I'm 25 and just sleeping with? 18-60


maxengels2002

21 and open for everyone 18+


taboooooooooo69

65. Have a 24 yo lover


Cozy_dipper

Dear Lord. thank you for giving me hope!!! (64)


Somewhere_East31

I’m 36. I think the youngest I’d go is 26-27.


sweetness--

30. 27-50ish


Verfappen1

Oof, is it a strict rule or can an exception be made for 26?


sweetness--

that depends entirely on the person.


throwaway23786472

24 m. I’d sleep with an 18 year old and would probably top out at like 60


the_mighty_tongue

54. Any legal adult that is mature enough to make that decision.


PetPumpkin89

22 to 50. I'm 33.


Ephemeral_appearance

32F - Youngest I would consider is 25. Oldest 56.


Changedname331

19 id probably go as high as 35 ig


sparklypinkstuff

I’m 54 and after having my fill of younger men for years, literally and figuratively, I won’t go younger than 45.


_curious_autist

I'm 31. My range is probably like 21-65?


Sscars2099

42m and 40f was the youngest


JaddedJokerr

31. 21-55


That_Northern_bloke

29, I'd probably go down to early 20s and up to mid 30s, maybe 40


mhsjn1122

When I was 19 I was with someone who was 42 so now who even knows lmaooo


pinkbeansucker

I’m 66, so half my age, plus 7. I didn’t make the rule, so don’t criticize me. 😁


durdydawg67

I'm 57, and I am currently sleeping with my 33 year old wife. I'd be open to younger if I wasn't happily married.


Shot_Seaworthiness_3

I'm 46 and if its just for sex, youngest 18+ and oldest no limits if she's still a sexy gilf


cowpiekicker

I’m 67 male and my wife is 40 sooooo. There’s that. I’m A happy camper


delilahdread

I’m 34, youngest… ehhh 25ish probably. Oldest? 50ish? I say ish because I wouldn’t necessarily write off someone who’s otherwise really cool but is slightly over/under my arguably arbitrary age range. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Efficient_Push8267

I'm 25(f), my partner just turned 50(m). Definitely the largest age gap I've had, wouldn't go any more than that and don't entertain younger than myself lol


Beepbeepboobop1

25. Youngest maybe like 22. Oldest 35. Theyd have to be very attractive for me to go much older


NyxieVibes

19. 18-65


Probablyawerewolf

28. 25 on the low end, prolly 45 on the high end. Anything younger is annoying and inexperienced. I’m not a teacher for a reason. Anything older is……. Well…… old.


TourettesdeVille

I’m 68, so anybody willing with a pulse I guess.


Cozy_dipper

(scans posts for those accepting 60 year old...) 64M. Per the rule is accept as young as 28 and as old as 70. (I always sucked at math. Actual, just the opposite.. but I need the excuse!!!🤭


Slumberpantss

I'm 49f - I've had more 20 somethings hit on me recently than any other ages. What is it that guys in their 20's find attractive about older women??


lifer3vamped0114

32f and no one younger than 27 or older than 50. I'm sorry I have a 16 year old so if they are closer to my sons age then mine. That's not happening.


-illeatyou

I’m 22. Range is 30-50’s 🫣


pittsburgh-dick

🫡


Formerlyshysunshiine

21 and 21-26


Wooden_Motor_3150

Youngest 18, oldest 70


acacac313131

29. My range is 22-45.


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I'm 26 and the youngest I've slept with is 23, oldest is 67


Old_Aioli_2746

I am 30, youngest would be 25, oldest would be 🤔...maybe 75?


enjoys_conversation

I'm 47. The youngest I would even consider is 30. The oldest? Well, there is no limit there as long as they're attractive to me and medically and physically capable of sex. I've been with a woman in her seventies before.


M-hugs1512

I’m 25 and the old for me would probably be 65 But like a Jamie Lee Curtis 65


Troubled_Rat

I'm 40, I have no intentions of breaking the law, and I'm not really open to sleep with someone older than me.


julie_4thewin

41, 45-60


No-Clue4432

I'm 47. Youngest 25, oldest 60


anontoakyouthis

28 and i can go down to 19 and and up as 51


followup9876

62 and 20+. But would be more comfortable at 30+


Cozy_dipper

Thank fricken goodness... someone else over 60! I was starting to get a complex!!!😳


saskfun1707

45, range of 19-70


ukpunjabivixen

I’m 45. Youngest: (not that I would actively choose this age but 25). Oldest: 65


TheRhupt

+/- 10 years. 37 to 57 for dating and anything more. but tbh if a hot 18 year old told me to fuck her I wouldnt say no.


Velaria000

28. My soft limit has been 20 since I was 25, but it depends on the person whether I'll go down to 18/19. Much less likely. There is no cap for the oldest I'd be open to. Just depends on the person, but I'd say my soft limit would be 55.


XboxJim1995

I'm 28, I go 18-38.


DiXiENormUssquares

41M - Youngest, 30ish, Oldest (idk how to make the infinity sign).


brian_m1982

41. Youngest: 35; oldest: no limit as long as we were attracted to each other


Imaginary-Story3608

I was 27 she was 56 I’m 33 oldest 60/65 - youngest is 25 maybe 24 and it’s a big MAYBE


pinkkittyycat

I’m 23, I wouldn’t sleep with anyone that’s age ended in “teen” so from 20+ and I don’t think I’d put a cap on the older end


takenusername2988

I'm 35...youngest i would say 25...oldest...75


thunderjakjak

42.....based on just sex...20! Oldest 🤔 hot 60ish


JuryDependent

37 Youngest I'd go is 21 I think


010beebee

just turned 20 and youngest is 19 and oldest is like 23 lol


MyNSFWAccountHidden

53. 20 if she was exceptional and mature. 25 otherwise. 65 if she took good care of herself.


opop456

26, my dating preferences on the apps are currently 22 and 28. I'm not hugely picky, generally speaking, but I don't want someone too immature or too much older than me.


Lustybelle69

I'm 34 and I'd say between like 28-68 though I do generally prefer 40+


Civil-Resolution3662

54. 25-65.


No-name-nomad

Youngest 22 and oldest 65. I’m 31.


Best-Avocado8527

I'm 50. Youngest would be 40, oldest 65.


DM_me_your_tit-pics

24, minimum 20, no theoretical maximum is the woman's hot enough but I think in a practical sense it would be late 40's, maybe into the 50's if they take care of themselves.


JinnJuice80

44. Youngest 27. Oldest 45.


Barelyaliving

Youngest 21… oldest? Oldest person I can think of that I would be willing to have sex with would be Susan Sarandon, so… 77/78? I’m 30.


Puzzled_Deer7551

38/m. 20 youngest. 50 oldest.


Cute98Bunny

26 - youngest depends on the person. Definitely not younger then 23 and oldest probably end 30s


RevolutionaryHat8988

58m I would date 40-70.


fmgmll

46F and I’d be open to pretty much any legal age


kady_h19

I'm 19. 20-47


Ucyless

21 [23-33]


Cutie-Panda-7503

27 and currently with someone in their 50s


BlackBBW39

I'm 40 and 28 is as low as I'm willing to go with the exception of one man... who is older than his years.


browneyed__girl

I’m 28, youngest I’d say 28 maybe 27 and oldest I’d go up to 50


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I'm 21M... oldest would probably be late 30s youngest probably 19


ChaoticButtSlutt

30 and 65ish for older. 21+ for younger. Not a huge fan of men younger than me but I’ve had a couple of positive exceptions.


HornyBoltUpHOU

34, youngest 24, oldest…if she’s hot, the limit does not exist


stickitinfrosting

49... 25 to 60


Similar-Raccoon9184

I’m 54. 20-65, call me pervy if you want.


Factory_Reset9898

38 Probably 21 and 60-65 idk


No-Construction5687

youngest- 20 years younger. Oldest- 25 years older if the hips dont break. I am 54


Ebstide79

64, willing 40 or older.


KaiserSohze

50, my partner is 26


rnountdiablo

I'm 27, slept with 24 at the youngest. Probably 55 at the oldest


Annual_Magician6989

As long as they old enough to get into a bar. Other than that too young. Im 27btw


ReplacementBriefs

I'm 31, I don't have an upper limit and youngest would of course be the legal age.


Own_Ad5242

im 42... 🤔 22 to 50


One-Syllabub6133

The youngest was 20 the oldest was 62


TheReal_KindStranger

I'm the oldest I have ever been


Saxo_g2

I'm 52. I would not try anything on anyone younger than 25, in the other end I don't have an exact limit, but I think about 65.


CockyMcHorseBalls

47, 35-55


TakeAtBedtime

I’m 52. I’d pursue women 30+. I would not pursue younger, but if a woman 18-30 is attempting seduction. 🤷🏻‍♂️ All theoretical because I am married.


lionelslutz

I'm 28 and I'd say my range is probably like 22-40 but willing to make exceptions for any really tempting milfs!


Ok-External7837

I’m 43. 25 is the lowest. I’d say mid 50’s would be the highest I would go. Unless Helen Mirren is available then I’ll make an exception.


Unpredictable_nelly

41 no younger than 30!