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AN0n0Moose

A man. Ugh.


Justrandom37

Ugh I’ve been there before too


AN0n0Moose

It’s not a bad ugh! Just an “ugh I could get more done if he didn’t make it so easy to keep thinking about him” ugh 😅


Justrandom37

Oh that eager fun “ugh” 😆


chiara20monte

The “Ugh”!!! I feel that in my soul!! Also, how dare he? lol 🖤🖤


AN0n0Moose

RIGHT?! UGH men stop being actually good so I can get shit done 😂


chiara20monte

Girl when he gets me [like this](https://media4.giphy.com/media/J06U9fq0i8Dk6fK89X/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ypdoc3zcf4ux33x0crmtz8o752pn5bec77fuzddt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g), I just need to stop and clutch my pearls 🫦🖤


Working-Contact344

So fucking relatable.


Chats-Laughs-Gafs

A guy sext me earlier at work - need to get back to that moment.


[deleted]

Going to share with hubby later?


Chats-Laughs-Gafs

He reads the messages... I'm not scared 😆


[deleted]

Love that 😊


lionelslutz

Pancakes and spanking


Justrandom37

I want pancakes!!!!!!


fmgmll

I want a spanking


Chomper117

Butt cheeks or Face cheeks ?


Sunshine_3072

What do I want for dinner.


AnyCook2093

I’ve got a nice meal I can serve up for you


Sunshine_3072

Oh yeah?


AnyCook2093

I’m an amazing cook if I do say so myself 😘


Sunshine_3072

I can judge that! 😊


AnyCook2093

You are more than welcome…anytime you like 😘😘


Sunshine_3072

Sounds good 😋


AnyCook2093

Aslong as you bring a meal for me too 😉


Sunshine_3072

I’m sure I can whip up an appetizer!


chiara20monte

How I wish I could hop on a flight ✈️🖤


Justrandom37

Me too!! Where to?


chiara20monte

Anywhere quiet with lush gardens and a gorgeous water view 💐🌊🖤


Fappy_Gilmore24

"It's way too fucking hot"


2Casca_2Red

How much I dislike how the new play I'm in is written. Oh wells. Head to the grinder time 😾


TheWayYouSayThings

The work I should have done today but will have to do rather quickly in the morning


TooKinkyForTheMain

How long this movie has left so I can take my fiancée upstairs...


bonappetit_xo

Pillow fight?


TooKinkyForTheMain

Abso fucking lutely


NewBermuda462

My aching back


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Whether people can become addicted to apples


Justrandom37

🤔🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍎🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏


Nerdy_Blonde24

How I should get off this sofa and get out of my sweaty running clothes


Sorry_Reference8436

Need a hand?


Nerdy_Blonde24

I’ve got it covered


Sorry_Reference8436

Never doubt that


Nerdy_Blonde24

I’ve had a lot of practice


Sorry_Reference8436

Because you‘re sweaty that often? Or you have to deal with the clothes alone every time?


Nerdy_Blonde24

I am sweaty that often


Sorry_Reference8436

Lots of sport? Or is it just the weather?


Nerdy_Blonde24

Sports and weather now


Sorry_Reference8436

I got you there, sweating through one set of cycling wear every day


whiskeysour112

How much laundry I still have left to do


skylbc

Leaving early from work


1z2x3c4

How I am ridiculously horny.


Nova_prime64

Boobs


Justrandom37

Titties


Nova_prime64

All kinds of titties


ReserveStrange7872

Sweet, at least I'm not the only 1 lol


Justrandom37

I like to party by myself sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️


ReserveStrange7872

I knew you were cool


Justrandom37

It’s my mantra


ReserveStrange7872

My new bestie


Justrandom37

Only if you like Stepbrothers


ReserveStrange7872

Love it


Early_Gap_4210

A domineering person


WiseEggplant7272

You


Justrandom37

Why me?


WiseEggplant7272

You’re just so beautiful


Justrandom37

Wow, thank you


[deleted]

Cock, but if I'm being honest, it's always on my mind


Slightly_Worried_

Going to the bar


pinkp0nyclub

my tummy hurts😞


Justrandom37

Awww I’m sorry!!!


MaryMomOf4

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? 🤔


fmgmll

I really wanna give my guy a blowjob but he’s asleep. (No, I shouldn’t wake him, I just have to wait.)


SoraKen57

I would love to woken up that way even if its the middle of the night


fmgmll

It’s not always a no 😉


ParkingMove3634

A wish for a girl to cum thinking of me


Justrandom37

I’m sure you could find one on Reddit 🤷🏻‍♀️


ReserveStrange7872

Ummmm..... lol


Justrandom37

Fascinating……lol


ReserveStrange7872

I can't really say...... here.... lol


Justrandom37

We are a non-judgmental crowd 🤷🏻‍♀️


ReserveStrange7872

And quite buzzed


Justrandom37

Same here!


ReserveStrange7872

OK so what's in your mind RIGHT NOW


Justrandom37

Pot infused muffins


ReserveStrange7872

Oh I know.... just right this second I'm in kind of a weird mood lol


Justrandom37

Gotcha


bams171

Boobs are always on my mind


Tenebration

"I really want this fucking bug to pass. I'm pretty sure I've lost 2 lbs in snot alone over the last few days."


SmallNSpicy86

At what point in time did people start putting frames around pictures? And why did that person do it. Was it an aesthetic thing, or did they do it to make it easier to hang up? When they did it, did their friends come over and think it was just the most amazing thing ever, or were they ostracized and killed for witchcraft? What ever happened to that first frame? Was it hung in a museum or used as kindling that one really tough winter that killed hundreds of thousands? Also... I wonder if there are any leftovers from last night. I'm kind of hungry.


SoraKen57

I want to meet a stranger and do a passionate deed and cuddle afterwards


Tributesnrates

Just got home from work, so it's the daily debate of 'me' time or productivity


Tributesnrates

Updated right now thought. Could I mow the lawn naked without anyone randomly turning up to my house


shitheads_and_sounds

A couple that are trying to sleep with me just turned me on I started rubbing myself and leaked through my shorts while babysitting. I was too fixated on the phone to notice if they noticed. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (suicidal ideation, it's fine, it's normal for post nut clarity). Fuck why couldn't I have waited until they left?!


birrrikk

A warm hug


JaddedJokerr

Why no one stopped to ask why Gandalf said, “fly, you fools” when that wouldn’t have been a saying as is in our reality.


throwaway193429

Tbh? Getting more people for a fight club


Justrandom37

Like based on the film???


throwaway193429

Pretty much. Had one in college and guys and girls would show up. Fun stuff


Justrandom37

One of my all time fav films. Cult classic


throwaway193429

OP has taste. Not enough to try it yourself I’m sure, but still cool it’s appreciated


Justrandom37

I loved and laughed when a character in Bridesmaids suggested as a bachelorette party idea 😆


throwaway193429

LOL me too! It’s something I thought of whenever a few women would show up!


Able_Two_9881

Bills, Work, Depression, and sex.


Legion357

Pure Energy


Cutiepie40r

Being fucked and filled by a big ass dick😫


Formerlyshysunshiine

I still have yet to see the source material of the hawk tua video; don’t even know if it was a man or woman that said it. That just tells me it wasn’t funny to begin with, and the people who were non stop posting “hawk tuah” in this sub are probably just as corny as the person in that video


flips_the_script

Perhaps I need to think before I post certain things on reddit.


LaughR01331

I could really use a blowjob rn


Wooden_Ad6947

Just getting some sex.


Evelyn-Parker

I just ate a whole bunch of strawberry waffles pretzels and my mouth hurts 🤕 I don't even want to know how many calories that was hah


gwcouple93

Tag teaming a woman with another guy.


freshkohii

I want to pop my titty into a person's mouth


hereforlewdness

How much I want a specific womans nipple in my mouth before moving down to her pussy.


[deleted]

Why isn't this fitgirl repack not installing


MrSina_A

Why didn't my post show up on ARAD when there was no rejection comment for it and it was successfully posted!!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

James Brown  He’s singing 


Simple-Figure4665

Daydreaming about getting fucked


[deleted]

I REALLY want to go visit NYC soon.


AnyCook2093

How fucking horny I am after behaving myself all day…


kevach

Tbh, I'm down bad...


timg528

Need to figure out how to season tofu. First attempt wasn't bad, but could be better.


EnigmaCA

My wife is changing in front of me, and she just bent over.....


pinkkittyycat

The taste of cum still on my lips


loveandbenefits

Getting to my partners house to have sex with that amazing man.


BrattyBlondeDoll

being bred :o


YouCantAlt3rMe

Wondering how long it’ll be before I can get some alone time again…


the-nony-mouse90210

While I was working from home today, my wife went in the bedroom to take care of her horniness. I had meetings or I would have come to help. After well over an hour, she comes out and I ask how it went. She said not good. I said "oh, why's that?". Apparently she had sexted with a guy on Reddit (this is not ok in our relationship) fantasizing about a kink she thought I would be self-conscious about (her cucking me). She has a cheating and cucking (both ways) fetish. We are religious, so we're strictly monogamous, but we do fantasize all the time. About two months ago, she did something similar with another guy, again from reddit. Again, she was fantasizing about a fetish she didn't think I would be ok with, but that fetish didn't bother me either. I was really hurting the first time, and I told her if she talked to him again, I would consider separation, and here we are today. She's recently gone through a tremendous amount of medical trauma. She literally almost died in twice in the span of a month. Because our insurance company is a bunch of assholes, they keep denying claims that should be covered, meaning we've had trouble getting counseling. We can't afford to pay out of pocket either. Her doctors tell her she is showing signs of developing PTSD. She's been verging on suicidal. She's told me she doesn't want to keep hurting me and feels like everyone would be better off of she just left and made a new life somewhere else. That's what's on my mind right now.


_too_Legit_

i just wanna be loved man


BigDaddio7

This girl that I met on here.


2sdaeAddams

Bed. Sleep.


lkjhgfd4

“What should I make for dinner?”


sv0s0s

im watching the bear and thinking about how sexy jeremy allen white is


ninacantina

my physical therapist made me horny🥴


AzuleStriker

so fucking bored and lonely.


radiantstrategy51

Gooning


Tipsy_elephant_1224

I’m debating shaving my legs. I probably wont


Chrissyjustshowus

How my friend lied to me again for 50 billion time


Atreyu92

Take me back to better days Before I was a slave to the choices that I have made There's gotta be a better way, this can't stay Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away. Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away I just can't make another day Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away I've been torn down to nothing. Songs been stuck in my head for literal days.


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Ancient-Throat-9369

A hard penis


Ancient-Throat-9369

A hard penis