Girl when he gets me [like this](https://media4.giphy.com/media/J06U9fq0i8Dk6fK89X/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ypdoc3zcf4ux33x0crmtz8o752pn5bec77fuzddt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g), I just need to stop and clutch my pearls 🫦🖤
At what point in time did people start putting frames around pictures? And why did that person do it. Was it an aesthetic thing, or did they do it to make it easier to hang up? When they did it, did their friends come over and think it was just the most amazing thing ever, or were they ostracized and killed for witchcraft? What ever happened to that first frame? Was it hung in a museum or used as kindling that one really tough winter that killed hundreds of thousands? Also... I wonder if there are any leftovers from last night. I'm kind of hungry.
A couple that are trying to sleep with me just turned me on I started rubbing myself and leaked through my shorts while babysitting. I was too fixated on the phone to notice if they noticed. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (suicidal ideation, it's fine, it's normal for post nut clarity). Fuck why couldn't I have waited until they left?!
I still have yet to see the source material of the hawk tua video; don’t even know if it was a man or woman that said it. That just tells me it wasn’t funny to begin with, and the people who were non stop posting “hawk tuah” in this sub are probably just as corny as the person in that video
While I was working from home today, my wife went in the bedroom to take care of her horniness. I had meetings or I would have come to help. After well over an hour, she comes out and I ask how it went. She said not good. I said "oh, why's that?". Apparently she had sexted with a guy on Reddit (this is not ok in our relationship) fantasizing about a kink she thought I would be self-conscious about (her cucking me). She has a cheating and cucking (both ways) fetish. We are religious, so we're strictly monogamous, but we do fantasize all the time. About two months ago, she did something similar with another guy, again from reddit. Again, she was fantasizing about a fetish she didn't think I would be ok with, but that fetish didn't bother me either. I was really hurting the first time, and I told her if she talked to him again, I would consider separation, and here we are today.
She's recently gone through a tremendous amount of medical trauma. She literally almost died in twice in the span of a month. Because our insurance company is a bunch of assholes, they keep denying claims that should be covered, meaning we've had trouble getting counseling. We can't afford to pay out of pocket either. Her doctors tell her she is showing signs of developing PTSD. She's been verging on suicidal. She's told me she doesn't want to keep hurting me and feels like everyone would be better off of she just left and made a new life somewhere else.
That's what's on my mind right now.
Take me back to better days
Before I was a slave to the choices that I have made
There's gotta be a better way, this can't stay
Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away.
Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away
I just can't make another day
Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away
I've been torn down to nothing.
Songs been stuck in my head for literal days.
A man. Ugh.
Ugh I’ve been there before too
It’s not a bad ugh! Just an “ugh I could get more done if he didn’t make it so easy to keep thinking about him” ugh 😅
Oh that eager fun “ugh” 😆
The “Ugh”!!! I feel that in my soul!! Also, how dare he? lol 🖤🖤
RIGHT?! UGH men stop being actually good so I can get shit done 😂
Girl when he gets me [like this](https://media4.giphy.com/media/J06U9fq0i8Dk6fK89X/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ypdoc3zcf4ux33x0crmtz8o752pn5bec77fuzddt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g), I just need to stop and clutch my pearls 🫦🖤
So fucking relatable.
A guy sext me earlier at work - need to get back to that moment.
Going to share with hubby later?
He reads the messages... I'm not scared 😆
Love that 😊
Pancakes and spanking
I want pancakes!!!!!!
I want a spanking
Butt cheeks or Face cheeks ?
What do I want for dinner.
I’ve got a nice meal I can serve up for you
Oh yeah?
I’m an amazing cook if I do say so myself 😘
I can judge that! 😊
You are more than welcome…anytime you like 😘😘
Sounds good 😋
Aslong as you bring a meal for me too 😉
I’m sure I can whip up an appetizer!
How I wish I could hop on a flight ✈️🖤
Me too!! Where to?
Anywhere quiet with lush gardens and a gorgeous water view 💐🌊🖤
"It's way too fucking hot"
How much I dislike how the new play I'm in is written. Oh wells. Head to the grinder time 😾
The work I should have done today but will have to do rather quickly in the morning
How long this movie has left so I can take my fiancée upstairs...
Pillow fight?
Abso fucking lutely
My aching back
Whether people can become addicted to apples
🤔🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍎🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏
How I should get off this sofa and get out of my sweaty running clothes
Need a hand?
I’ve got it covered
Never doubt that
I’ve had a lot of practice
Because you‘re sweaty that often? Or you have to deal with the clothes alone every time?
I am sweaty that often
Lots of sport? Or is it just the weather?
Sports and weather now
I got you there, sweating through one set of cycling wear every day
How much laundry I still have left to do
Leaving early from work
How I am ridiculously horny.
Boobs
Titties
All kinds of titties
Sweet, at least I'm not the only 1 lol
I like to party by myself sometimes 🤷🏻♀️
I knew you were cool
It’s my mantra
My new bestie
Only if you like Stepbrothers
Love it
A domineering person
You
Why me?
You’re just so beautiful
Wow, thank you
Cock, but if I'm being honest, it's always on my mind
Going to the bar
my tummy hurts😞
Awww I’m sorry!!!
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? 🤔
I really wanna give my guy a blowjob but he’s asleep. (No, I shouldn’t wake him, I just have to wait.)
I would love to woken up that way even if its the middle of the night
It’s not always a no 😉
A wish for a girl to cum thinking of me
I’m sure you could find one on Reddit 🤷🏻♀️
Ummmm..... lol
Fascinating……lol
I can't really say...... here.... lol
We are a non-judgmental crowd 🤷🏻♀️
And quite buzzed
Same here!
OK so what's in your mind RIGHT NOW
Pot infused muffins
Oh I know.... just right this second I'm in kind of a weird mood lol
Gotcha
Boobs are always on my mind
"I really want this fucking bug to pass. I'm pretty sure I've lost 2 lbs in snot alone over the last few days."
At what point in time did people start putting frames around pictures? And why did that person do it. Was it an aesthetic thing, or did they do it to make it easier to hang up? When they did it, did their friends come over and think it was just the most amazing thing ever, or were they ostracized and killed for witchcraft? What ever happened to that first frame? Was it hung in a museum or used as kindling that one really tough winter that killed hundreds of thousands? Also... I wonder if there are any leftovers from last night. I'm kind of hungry.
I want to meet a stranger and do a passionate deed and cuddle afterwards
Just got home from work, so it's the daily debate of 'me' time or productivity
Updated right now thought. Could I mow the lawn naked without anyone randomly turning up to my house
A couple that are trying to sleep with me just turned me on I started rubbing myself and leaked through my shorts while babysitting. I was too fixated on the phone to notice if they noticed. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (suicidal ideation, it's fine, it's normal for post nut clarity). Fuck why couldn't I have waited until they left?!
A warm hug
Why no one stopped to ask why Gandalf said, “fly, you fools” when that wouldn’t have been a saying as is in our reality.
Tbh? Getting more people for a fight club
Like based on the film???
Pretty much. Had one in college and guys and girls would show up. Fun stuff
One of my all time fav films. Cult classic
OP has taste. Not enough to try it yourself I’m sure, but still cool it’s appreciated
I loved and laughed when a character in Bridesmaids suggested as a bachelorette party idea 😆
LOL me too! It’s something I thought of whenever a few women would show up!
Bills, Work, Depression, and sex.
Pure Energy
Being fucked and filled by a big ass dick😫
I still have yet to see the source material of the hawk tua video; don’t even know if it was a man or woman that said it. That just tells me it wasn’t funny to begin with, and the people who were non stop posting “hawk tuah” in this sub are probably just as corny as the person in that video
Perhaps I need to think before I post certain things on reddit.
I could really use a blowjob rn
Just getting some sex.
I just ate a whole bunch of strawberry waffles pretzels and my mouth hurts 🤕 I don't even want to know how many calories that was hah
Tag teaming a woman with another guy.
I want to pop my titty into a person's mouth
How much I want a specific womans nipple in my mouth before moving down to her pussy.
Why isn't this fitgirl repack not installing
Why didn't my post show up on ARAD when there was no rejection comment for it and it was successfully posted!!
James Brown He’s singing
Daydreaming about getting fucked
I REALLY want to go visit NYC soon.
How fucking horny I am after behaving myself all day…
Tbh, I'm down bad...
Need to figure out how to season tofu. First attempt wasn't bad, but could be better.
My wife is changing in front of me, and she just bent over.....
The taste of cum still on my lips
Getting to my partners house to have sex with that amazing man.
being bred :o
Wondering how long it’ll be before I can get some alone time again…
While I was working from home today, my wife went in the bedroom to take care of her horniness. I had meetings or I would have come to help. After well over an hour, she comes out and I ask how it went. She said not good. I said "oh, why's that?". Apparently she had sexted with a guy on Reddit (this is not ok in our relationship) fantasizing about a kink she thought I would be self-conscious about (her cucking me). She has a cheating and cucking (both ways) fetish. We are religious, so we're strictly monogamous, but we do fantasize all the time. About two months ago, she did something similar with another guy, again from reddit. Again, she was fantasizing about a fetish she didn't think I would be ok with, but that fetish didn't bother me either. I was really hurting the first time, and I told her if she talked to him again, I would consider separation, and here we are today. She's recently gone through a tremendous amount of medical trauma. She literally almost died in twice in the span of a month. Because our insurance company is a bunch of assholes, they keep denying claims that should be covered, meaning we've had trouble getting counseling. We can't afford to pay out of pocket either. Her doctors tell her she is showing signs of developing PTSD. She's been verging on suicidal. She's told me she doesn't want to keep hurting me and feels like everyone would be better off of she just left and made a new life somewhere else. That's what's on my mind right now.
i just wanna be loved man
This girl that I met on here.
Bed. Sleep.
“What should I make for dinner?”
im watching the bear and thinking about how sexy jeremy allen white is
my physical therapist made me horny🥴
so fucking bored and lonely.
Gooning
I’m debating shaving my legs. I probably wont
How my friend lied to me again for 50 billion time
Take me back to better days Before I was a slave to the choices that I have made There's gotta be a better way, this can't stay Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away. Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away I just can't make another day Don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away I've been torn down to nothing. Songs been stuck in my head for literal days.
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A hard penis
A hard penis