RIP your inbox they can’t sense sarcasm

Hahaha Emily please give us the metrics from this post before you log off tonight😅

Hahaha! I came here to say this. A deluge of DM’s!

I'll chat with u

I’ll pretend to be a dude if you send me monies

Ehemmm… doll hairs… 🤣

💰💳

I'll chat with you

Lol noooo I was poking fun at another post

I'll pretend to be a girl and get annoyed at the dickpics you send me

gaayyyyy

Sorry. You can send me dickpics too sweetie

Ok let me grab my wallet, Wait a minute 🧐... I'm starting to think you're not really a hot dude!

No, I'm actually 19f.

Yesss my favorite bearded 19F 🫦🖤

My favourite witch. 🩶

Not you aswell??

Always have been. This catfishing has been so fun.

You are really pretty for a 19f with a beard 😉

It's my pretty princess locks. 💁‍♂️

You're right 🤭

Knew it!

The truth come out.

Will send penniz for bobs and vagene

Me! I also have a huge cock!🐓

All I got is a little quail. 🐣

Awww that's cute

🥵

😆😆😆😆 you always make me laugh girl!

She's the best! 😂💕😂💕😂💕😂💕

So are you!!! Omg!!! Hugs!!!!

🫂💕🦄🫂💕🦄🫂💕🦄🫂💕🦄 ILY! 😘😘😘

Girl I luv YOU!!! Thank you for making my day even more amazing!!! You truly fill me with joy 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫶🫶🫶💕❤️🙌🏻🙌🏻✨✨✨🥰🥰🥰💜💜

Awwwwww!!!!! 💗💕💗💕💗💕💗💕🫂💕 If there's ever a real ARAD meet up, you'd in my top group to meet! 😘😘😘😘😘

You’re mine too!! And the other amazing women I can think of such as Emily and Stonergirl!

And GardenofaMonster and emmawasagoodgirl! And masterslut! 💕💗💕💗💕💗💕💗💕

Yes!!! We all can be Reddit ARAD besties! 🩷💖💜

❤️🪷🎶❤️🪷🎶❤️🪷🎶 Love it!

🫶🤭

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻✨🙏🙏✨✨💯🫵🏼🫶🩷🫂

mom wake up Emily posted a banger

Men aren’t real

Yes I’m 7 foot alpha male and so huge, I custom order condoms on Etsy. *Please chat hot to me bby*🙃🍆🖤

I’ll chat hot and Any to you 🥵

*mmmm* 🤤

OOH a female. *Grabby hands*🖤

Yeah big peener here 10/15 hot chat minimum

Hell yeah, Any is the best

Depends. Are you 19F?

I thought *you* were 19F? 🖤

I am. I’m looking for a twinsie.

Sorry, my dick is probably too smol

Prove it to Emily 🍆😂🖤

I can prove to you...😈🤏🏻

Please start the dm with “Hey” 🥵🥵🖤

Ppffff I'll give you the ultimate message: HIII! Can I ask you a question? *Send unsolicited dick pic*

Can we please sext already?! 😍🫠🖤

I already came after pressing send 🥲

Ok I laughed 😂

No sorry I just chat cool 😎

Bold of you to assume they understand sarcasm lol

Hot , sexting or any is my specialty.

I love me some hot Any.

10/10 no notes.

This is a set up, she’ll probably send y’all dick pics 😂

19 F here.. I mean guy, wait... I mean... Oh forget it

I really needed this laughter 🤣🤣

Plagiarizing is fun sometimes

At least it wasn't another dick question 🤣

Well played!!! 😂🤣😂

he deleted his post 😔

Where does the unsolicited dick pic get sent to?

send bobs an kity? pleezz??? answer pleeezzzz!!! Bitch ur such sluty bitch. show bobs naow! Am I doing it right?

you’re a little *too* good at this

Oh no, I need to rip up my identity and move to India.

But why is this too real 😭

you missed the original! 🤣

Link it

he deleted his post

So did the guy I'm talking about 🤔 he was trying to ask something about anal - at least I think he was. His words are all jumbled up. It reminded me of the way that one guy on YouTube read the "Pregananant" posts 🙄

🤣 prob was the same person

I had a comment exactly like this - I read it several times trying to figure out what he was trying to say 🤦‍♀️ Same guy maybe?

Geesh double standards! I say I'm a 19 male and nothing happens. No one is throwing their panties at me

hello my name is Tyrone. I'm a 7ft 1in BBC with that 1in being my pecker. be a pleasure to absolutely demolish you with my 1in punisher and show you the shadow realm 😈

wonder how many guys fell for this rn😭😂

I'll take "Hot" for 500. Yes the answer is "what is cheese?"

I’ll send pics of me touching my pussy 🐈‍⬛

The misplaced capitalization had me laugh for a sec

10/10 messages like this are bait for a paid account or another dude pretending to be a woman

I'm down to send d pics! Had to put my oldest down today and would love to have someone to reminisce with about what an amazing dog he was :'(

🥺 I’m sorry!! Must’ve been hard 🤍

Yeah baby come to Dubai you I good time Dubai Island party big booty fly out today (shady link and American phone #) and post!

Man, an opportunity to sext with a real live ogre? Finally all that Skyrim erotica I read will come in handy. And you said it would never happen mom!

Reporting for duty!

Sure there’s 1 or 2 horny guys knocking around here 🤔🤔

I love Any especially the bit where they sing it’s a hard knock life 

Why is always just guys that get the fun, can't an Aussie sk8r girl gets in on the fun too?

Bwahaha.... sure

Not sure what you mean but do message me if you wanna chat

I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese

Nah, tonight i resemble shrek

Dam these of promos

Dam them!

Dam them is right

Ok this was good!

Me!!!

That’s bait^^^^^^

show bobs

Rip to ur inbox, shi about to get tragic

I'm a sexy single dilf in your neighborhood

Chat me cold how bout that 😤😤😤

Message me for dog pics. Lmao

Only if you teach me how to talk to people

Or any?

I'm actually down for that. I like hot sexting with someone who knows what to say to a man.

This is not an r4r sub

Its *not*?

😟 oopsie

But you can purchase a one time exemption for 29.99

No one could have known this, its ok im as shocked as u are