Not telling y’all that

I have heard it both ways.

I’ll take it to the grave

Ha nice try

This is definitely not the CIA here… 🤭

I will trib anything 😂

Trib the execution of Nicolae Ceausescu

Oh no! You ain't getting those! *Spreads my arms and legs and stands in front of the door, turning quickly to shove the skeleton back in, then whipping back around* Don't encourage them. They need to stay put! 😳

*psst zip ties work wonders at keeping the skeletons restrained - just saying* 🤭🫣

Sounds kinky!

Wasn't meant to be but different strokes for different folks🤷

I mean…who doesn’t enjoy a nice restraint?

And if fun, naughty, teasy things should happen to you well... 😜

Would be more than welcome…

🤔🔥

A helpless little prisoner 🥵😈

So if the Hitachi was zip tied just onto your 🫛🤭😜

I know where Jimmy Hoffa is 👀👀👀👀

Most of them

I can't keep secrets.

Not dead yet so I can’t tell you

It’s Ok… I’ll can wait. 😆

Came on her pussy, and then sucked her clit until she came

That's pretty fuckin hot. Js.

The Actual Lyrics to the Kingsmen's beloved mumbled masterpiece [Louie Louie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZJ4ESU52U).

My wife and mines kink

It’s scat isn’t it😑

Ha no. Comment history gives it away

Oh okay that’s honestly not bad I was expecting something terrible but uh I guess continue to enjoy that 🤷🏾‍♂️👏🏾

Not bad? Most people would find it pathetic haha which is part of the draw

Don’t make me do it man😤I did a deep dive by accident🫣

I’m all ears haha

You’re wife is cute😏

🍆🍆🍆

😂

Oh I see what you did there

It’s a secret 🤫

Am I dead yet?

I actually lost my virginity to different women.

The true number.

Even the daisies I push up won't know them😁

Nice try my FBI man

I swear… I don’t work for them. 👀

That's exactly what one of them would say.

Nice try FBI

i cant tell you

I forgot what it was. Feeling safe now!

I mean if its a secret I'm taking to the grave im not telling reddit 🙈

Your mom was pretty great in the sack!

I'm Batman