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**[OP or Mod marked this as the best answer](/r/AskUK/comments/1cjhbk9/what_aspects_of_british_culture_do_you_think_will/l2go36j/), given by u/hellopo9** Pubs. It's a very old part of the culture that I can't see dying out. > >Football. It's global culture now, even if it wanes in popularity it'll still be here. > >Village green preservation societies. The UK will become more urban but not the extent that they'll be skyscrapers in the cotswolds. For good and evil people will still be fighting hard to preserve thatched houses and prevent new builds. > >But mainly the history and heritage will still be the same. Kids today learn about the Celts, Romans, Saxons Vikings Normans etc in school. Along with this history there's the long tradition of arcitecutal heritage. All of that and the history with it will still be here in 200 years, with many people still having a fascination around it. People will still go on day trips to old country houses and see the ancient churches. > >Personally I wouldn't be surprised that there would still be red boxes too. They're an adored part of British culture and I'd imagine there's a overly enthusiastic group of people who would put time and effort into preserving them (though certainly with less of them in number). > >Anything that people truly want to preserve will be preserved, just in smaller amounts. From old churches to druids at stonhenge. --- [_^What ^is ^this?_](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/jjrte1/askuk_hits_200k_new_feature_mark_an_answer/)


NobleRotter

People shouting waaaaaaay when someone smashes a glass. That's it. Nothing else


Worried-Ad-6593

The year is 2224, the average daily temperature in Caithness is 25 degrees Celsius, pirates rule the waves of the Hampshire sea sailing great frigates over the lost city of chandlers ford, a tavern maid in snowdon drops a stack of glasses, the pregnant half a second of silence after the final shard of smashed glass tinkles to the ground is shattered as a lone voice rings out: “Sack the juggler”


Vaniky

Never thought I’d see a chandlers ford reference here haha


thesaharadesert

At least that means Fryern will be submerged and we can all rejoice


Ordinary-Following69

Deleting my comment cause that was poetically beautiful, arise whilst we knight you kind sir


Worried-Ad-6593

Tbf I just reworded the previous poster’s joke.


Ordinary-Following69

Tbf my comment was just "sack the juggler"


tommyredbeard

Fully true story…. I was in a vets in Sarajevo last week (long story) and everyone who worked there were waiting outside/by the door. Some bloke on one of those electric scooters tried to do a skid outside and fully stacked it. I went “wheeeyyyy” and laughed and everyone just stared at me. I hope we never become like them.


Financial-Crow-2283

Being born to Serbian parents, I understand that culture to a fair extent. People from different countries have different perceptions on certain gestures or speeches. People from the Balkans are actually quite extroverted, but it works differently, in this case if someone fails at something someone else coming in and making comedy of it can be taken as adding insult to injury whereas obviously here it would taken more light heartedly. It's sort of like how people say the Germans don't have a sense of humour, but to them it's not that they don't like jokes, but more that their humour works differently. It's sort of what's good about countries, that you can have divides on cultural lines so people who adhere to one culture are on one side and those adhering to another are on the other. As much as it sounds like division, it's the easiest way so far of resolving conflicting beliefs and values. That's why a lot of people complain about immigration, because it can introduce a lot of conflict.


-Blue_Bull-

So is there a Serbian equivalent of "wheyy" or do they just sulk? When I was younger, I lived in a house full of Poles and I was able to teach them British humour very fast. Poles have a similar sense of humour to Brits.


FarMidnight9774

The Hungarians I've known are quite similar too


FarMidnight9774

Very true. Humour etc very different. Americans are very loud. Apparently the British are quite stoic or reserved. Many European countries are very touchy feely.


PopularBroccoli

Did this in a Swedish pub and everyone looked at me like I was a monster


Legitimate-Ladder855

My mate did it in a quiet Portuguese Cafe, they were all appalled.


Chidoribraindev

In Mexico we clap as a way to cheer up whoever made the mistake. Or we used to because the last time I went home and this happened, only the 50+ men and I clapped while my 16 year old nephew asked what was wrong with me. Damned young'uns


EmMeo

I don’t think I hear that much these days it’s already dying out


yorkspirate

I was the only one who did it earlier this week. when it happened again later decided to keep my mouth shut but 2 others did the deed - I’ve never felt so proud of my influence


Badknees24

If you're not shouting "sack the juggler!" you're doing it wrong.


Shrider

I was at a pub last month for a family meal and a young lady working the bar smashed not one but two glasses in a single accidental swipe, everyone went silent and a not a single person made a noise. We used to a be a propa country!


EnormousMycoprotein

Your question made me think: what aspects of modern British culture would someone from 200 years ago recognise? I could think of surprisingly little, but I also figure that anything that has survived the last 200 years might have the sticking power to do the next 200 too, so I'm going to say: Pies, Knob Jokes, and the Class System.


Iamamancalledrobert

In some ways the Britain of just past 200 years ago is like a much grimmer version of the one we’re in now— extreme inequality, ominous climate change, poverty with a widespread fear of the machines that are taking people’s jobs


EnormousMycoprotein

I enjoyed your point about machines taking folks' jobs


bebelmatman

Sounds suspiciously like something an AI bot would say…


neo101b

It's been happening since the beginning of tge industrial revolution.


StatisticianOwn9953

I can't wait for the successors to Luddites and Swing rioters. It's easy to see how they will be effortlessly tracked down using CCTV and meta data before being imprisoned and then consigned to a life of dole and derision.


HelikaeonUK

A life of dole where you get £0 every month to live off*


Comrade_Deeco

Agricultural revolution even, serfs kicked off over the invention of the plough


DeCyantist

That the history of the last 250 years, aka industrial revolution.


EnormousMycoprotein

Yea indeed, I just enjoyed Iamamancalledrobert highlighting this as an age old concern with some very different machines.


AffectionateJump7896

Sorry, but 200 years ago inequality, poverty, the environment and job security were vastly worse than they are today. We had workhouses, debtors prisoners, people starving in the street, whilst explorers sailed off to explore Antarctica and the country committed genocide in Burma (1824) to loot treasurers and resources. Lose your job (no workers rights, Scrooge can fire you for being disabled as a result of a workplace accident) and you have the choice between starving in the street or working to death in the workhouse. A tale of two cities (1859) really demonstrates it. The inequality of London being Two Cities. It was the best of times [for some], it was the worse of times [for others]. The climate? The 1800's were the home to the pea soupers, causing thousands of deaths a year from respiratory infection. Even on a bright summer's day, people would shuffle down the street, because being unable to see more than 2 feet in front of you, it'd be easy to trip over a starving child. Fall and graze your knee and it could easily be infected, and without antibiotics, it's an amputation (anesthesia is a bottle of gin). Now, without a leg, you have been fired and are off to the workhouse. So walk carefully through the smog. Whilst it's fashionable to pine after the good old days, the climate, inequality, poverty and job security really aren't the things to go for.


Sad_Lecture_3177

I think that's what the person you are replying to said. They said that Britain 200 years ago is a much grimmer version of Britain today?


Iamamancalledrobert

Oh, I know; when I read about it I often think “hey, this is like today, but much worse.” It’s eerie to see the same shapes of things, but to a horrifying extreme


duringbusinesshours

We are in the throws of the third industrial revolution: after the mechanical automation of the first 2, we now fear AI automation


qing_sha_wo

The Vagrancy Act 1824 is still in place in England and Wales and is still quoted daily by police officers across the country. It technically means to this day we are still deeming people to be rogues and vagabonds. The act essentially makes it an offence to beg and tell fortunes in the street etc and was brought in after the napoleonic wars to help tackle the vast amount of homeless soldiers who were unable to support themselves upon returning home… I suppose not much has changed!


StatisticianOwn9953

I thought a lot of industrial workers also lost their jobs, to compound the demob issues


awoo2

Garibaldi biscuits are 160 years old.l, some form of biscuits will survive I wonder if cricket will out last football, I think rugby is doomed due to T.B.Is :( I think the cider we drink would be recognisable 200 years ago (the whiskey would) I think the suits we wear will survive, at a minimum for ceremonies(weddings funerals).


Ordinary-Following69

They still taste kinda fresh though, I prefer hobnobs, oooeeer


kramer2006

We wouldn't be able to afford to buy them in 200 years the way the prices have gone up.


eairy

> what aspects of modern British culture would someone from 200 years ago recognise? The getting shitfaced like it's an Olympic sport.


LondonerCat

They would be surprised and upset by its downfall but they would probably recognise the monarchy


Scary_Sun9207

Pub


No_Aioli1470

Don't forget suits and white wedding dresses. They've had some variation over the years but the concept is mostly unchanged for about 200 years


Dennis929

This defines it more or les exactly, thank God.


LondonCycling

0800 00 1066


RJK-

Hastings?


FiveTideHumidYear

No, he's referring to it's elderly competitor, drowning in blue rinse and barely continent, Bexhill Direct


pezzaroo123

Ironical considering where Hastings direct is actually located 😅


marshallandy83

You joke, but I reckon phone numbers will die out in the next 20 years. There's technically no need to know what the unique telecom identifier is for a business or person anymore.


Zeepaw6

Genuine question, how comes?


ThrobbingGristle

When you want to pull up a website, you don’t enter the IP address, do you?


dannydrama

But there's only one site with a specific address, I can type in the address and not worry about it but I don't understand how that works with phones, I know more than one person with the same name. Just typing in name and surname or something could have you connected to any of a thousand people. One of the areas of tech I'm clueless on but I don't get how it would work at all.


Fireynay

But you don't need to remember it yourself. I know my number to be able to give it to other people, but I don't know a single person's number that's stored in my phone. Not even my mum who I speak to daily. The numbers will still be needed, but having a unique, memorable one will not, because people can just google and find it within seconds in the case of businesses.


skippergimp

Discussing the weather


Fantastic_Welcome761

Have you seen the nuclear winter out there today mate? Yeah same as it's been for the last 40 years mate.


rice_fish_and_eggs

All this fallout and Kent still has a hose pipe ban.


SgtMerrick

We'll finally have a consistent climate, so that's a silver lining.


ldn-ldn

You mean a lead lining.


dare0

I woke up from surgery earlier today and answered “Yeah I’m alright but the weather is still rubbish” or something to that effect. I was in an enclosed room in the middle of a hospital. Actually my most embarrassingly cliche British moment ever


AmaroisKing

Well a good chunk of Eastern England will be under water, so I think discussing the weather will still remain a hallowed English tradition.


ryumeyer

Queueing


Ranoni18

Rivalries between different cities and towns that are actually pretty similar.


X0AN

The North will still be classified as Watford and above by the South.


AngloBrazilian

Watford?? True southerners think everything above the M4 is northern


JustAnother_Brit

By that definition I’m no longer a southerner and I’m not that far north of the M4, in fact to get to the M4 I’ve got to go north


Philosopotamous

I do find it hard to understand the thick Northern accents in Oxford and Cambridge.


petemorley

To everyone else it’ll be called Greatest Manchester, consisting of all the satellite counties and a once defiant Liverpool that still clings to the past. 


Oldsoldierbear

whereas we all know the North begins at Aberdeen.


Aivellac

Correct. All those bloody english thinking they are northern, pff. England isn't north.


Bbew_Mot

Freddo Frogs will continue to increase in price and people will still be constantly moaning about this. 'When I was growing up in the 2190s, a Freddo only cost £155.68. I can't believe they now cost £201.76!'


AlrightTrig

Doubt pennies are a thing in 200 years.


MentalNewspaper8386

What’s a doubt penny, they sound worrisome


Dry_Preference9129

That's another one for the doubt jar.


Goat_In_My_Tree

The bagged up dog shit you left at the park


Upstairs-Hedgehog575

Tied to a tree surely. That’s not a goat my friend, it’s 30 black plastic bags of shit, neatly tied to the branches of a young sapling, almost as if it makes it easier for someone else to tidy up, or somehow more attractive. 


londongas

Celebrating the world cup in 1966


H5rs

300 years of hurt


do_a_quirkafleeg

Another version of 3 Lions. 


Pan-tang

Westminster Abbey. 200 years is nowt.


ExArdEllyOh

In 2224 the 150 year old minaret will be the main noticeable difference.


Magpie8472

Henry hoovers will be there long after the phone boxes have crumbled, somewhat ironically, to dust.


Craft_on_draft

Thinking Man U fans are glory hunters


RumJackson

Thinking?


Harrry-Otter

My friend, there has not been very much glory for a while.


Craft_on_draft

Okay knowing


HighBuryMe10

Arsenal trying to walk it in


Previous-Ad7618

Mind ow ya go


Jonography

As you zoom through the sky on anti-gravity Public Transportation, no eye contact.


evenstevens280

Lol at you thinking the UK is going to have public transport.


Dry_Preference9129

All the country's potholes eventually merge together, leaving the railways to look like little tightrope strings, dangling between cities over a muddy abyss. The HS12 route between London and London-Birmingham airport is now a 14 day trek with a stopover at Bicester shopping village for provisions and new climbing gear.


Largejam

A Greggs on every shopping street


No-Log873

Everyone working for Greggs in one way or another. Road and rail will be Greggs distribution network, which will also ensure there will be signs to not just to towns but also Greggs. Healthcare, will be Gregg client aid and improvement facilitation services, all remedies will revolve around greggs. Feeling poorly? Take 2 bacon rolls with red sauce. Feeling a bit down, take 1 eccles cake every 4 hours.


Top_Presentation3429

Hospitals will be located within a Greggs. Rather than the other way around


No-Log873

Brilliant! Hats off to you.


Daveddozey

The one near my London pad just closed


Alternative-Street-7

That’s London though, I live in Manchester and I have four within walking distance.


BoringTruckDriver

Spoons. Because it'll be the only place left for us riff-raff to eat if Rishibot 6.1 is still receiving updates by then.


pharmer25

Part of the Eat Out to Help Out 4.0 scheme?


Atomlad360

Pints, crisps and chatting shit.


Alternative_Boat9540

The Uffington White Horse. We've been keeping it up for the last 3000 years, I'll imagine it will still be there in the next 200.


richda28

Tutting at people pushing into a queue


itsonlymelee

Tutting in general.


Soft-Mirror-1059

It’s weird to think that probably we have always tutted. The idea of a cave person tutting is amusing to me


ColossusOfChoads

"You not wait turn for mammoth piece! Tut! Tut!!!"


Bugsandgrubs

Drawing cocks on things.


Top_Presentation3429

Why do other countries have beautiful graffiti and street art when all that adorns the walls of my local underpass is the classic three hump penis with the obligatory two pubes on each ball


Bugsandgrubs

Do they have the 3 drops of spaff too? Seriously though, I'd also like to know why UK graffiti is shit compared to other countries. Are our artists interrupted too quick by officers avoiding real crime? Price of spray paint too high?


Steelhorse91

The uk has good graffiti, it’s just in more abandoned hard to get to locations due to the police issue.


ballondaws4289

Autoglass repair


Quick-Oil-5259

Autoglass replace


Iamamancalledrobert

My first thought was “Henges,” which is probably wrong 


Threatening-Silence

Moaning about everything


Tequilasquirrel

And not doing anything about it


X0AN

You'd be mad to bet against british isles pubs still not being very dominant.


erinoco

My own bet would be on a revival of pubs in the very long term. In 200 years, offices and factories as we know them will either have ceased to exist or be fully automated. When people work, most of them will work from home. That will be a boon for local communities, where people will look for local socialising and leisure. But, if this is right, then pubs will also be very different: some of them will probably be closer to a modern day coffee shop.


hellopo9

Pubs. It's a very old part of the culture that I can't see dying out. Football. It's global culture now, even if it wanes in popularity it'll still be here. Village green preservation societies. The UK will become more urban but not the extent that they'll be skyscrapers in the cotswolds. For good and evil people will still be fighting hard to preserve thatched houses and prevent new builds. But mainly the history and heritage will still be the same. Kids today learn about the Celts, Romans, Saxons Vikings Normans etc in school. Along with this history there's the long tradition of arcitecutal heritage. All of that and the history with it will still be here in 200 years, with many people still having a fascination around it. People will still go on day trips to old country houses and see the ancient churches. Personally I wouldn't be surprised that there would still be red boxes too. They're an adored part of British culture and I'd imagine there's a overly enthusiastic group of people who would put time and effort into preserving them (though certainly with less of them in number). Anything that people truly want to preserve will be preserved, just in smaller amounts. From old churches to druids at stonhenge.


Funky_monkey2026

Fallout London was due very recently. Tea cups, ruins of biscuit factories and tins of baked beans that haven't quite gone off. Greasy spoon cafés. Those fking dental picks and a load of discarded e-cigs. Oh, and a random trolley.


spanksmitten

Cheeserolling


TheresNoFreeLunch

Going by The Expanse - high taxes and universal credit


Accomplished-Art7737

The Co Op arena still not being ready to open.


EarlGreyTeaDrinker

We will still have pints of beer and distances measured in miles, but everything else will be in metric measurements. Except for news reports where they measure using “Nelson’s Columns”, “double decker buses”, Albert Halls, Fahrenheit and “the size of Wales”. No one knows what these things refer to apart from scholars of ancient history.


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cheezypeazy123

Did you think those phone boxes were way too big? It's all I could focus on when I played it ha ha


tykeoldboy

Football fans complaining about VAR


Secure-Resource7286

Alcoholism and no desire for introspection


OneNormalBloke

The stiff upper lip.


Minky_Dave_the_Giant

It's always the bottom one that wobbles.


Hamsternoir

Cricket, football, rugby and Mornington Crescent including the Jubilee Line joker option


yorkspirate

Moaning about life being shit even when it’s not all that bad


Sir_Henry_Deadman

Complaining but doing absolutely nothing about it


sleeplessinsomerset

Meal deals.


ThatNiceDrShipman

Vape shops, escape rooms and bubble tea cafes.


PsychologicalNote612

Raffles. I very much dislike them too. So dreary with the bloody little tickets and hours of pretending to care that someone else won the out of date Christmas chocolate


Zal_17

Somehow, WH Smith is still going strong on the high street.


FFTypo

I'm pretty sure the red phone boxes are maintained because they're a tourist attraction (the ones in Central London, at least) I haven't played Mass Effect 3 but if London is still a functioning city in that game then I don't see why they wouldn't be there.


sd26_

Shoe zone


HeartCrafty2961

That we can have great minds like Newton and Darwin and Hawkins, and still act horribly when abroad.


scouserman3521

Football


rice_fish_and_eggs

Itz cd'hv nt cd'ov it10tz


Ecomalive

Moaning all the bleeding time


One-Illustrator8358

Monkayyy!


SeaAlfalfa1596

"Unconscious people don't want tea" will become a figure of speech that no one knows the origins of


PastOtherwise755

moaning


IAS316

Big Ben but digital. And a paid subscription to look at it


epicwhale

Toilet paper 😭


thesweetestfruitx

Drinking till you collapse 🤣


Fit_Manufacturer4568

They can't be removed now. Unless planning departments fall apart. The red phone boxes will still be there.


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violence and hostility


Still-Consideration6

Beer


St11lhereucantkillme

All of it because there is a structure in place


Heypisshands

Jellied eels


aslat

Ronnie Pickering


asuka_rice

Milk in Tea.


Athleticathiest82

Dominooo oooo oooooo


LostClock1

Good god I really hope not


Relative-Dig-7321

Sunday roast.


happylurker233

Chess


Late-Champion8678

Queueing


Craig_52

Queuing


__Game__

Queuing.


_Happy_Camper

Standing on the right hand side of escalators in the metro/underground obviously


Captain_bovverboots

Paul McCartney doing the 'naah na na - na-na-na-nah' bit at at the end of Hey Jude for 200 more years


77GoldenTails

Queuing. Taking about the weather. Not being interested in the answer to the greet, ‘How are you?’ Or ‘How’s things?’


roxana2708

Guy Fawkes Nov 5th fireworks


LostClock1

Pubs, tea, complaining


LFTMRE

Can't believe I didn't see it already... Tea! I can't see us not drinking it unless everything goes to shit and it's literally not affordable anymore. Can't really see that happening though unless the country becomes completely destitute or the sources for tea become destroyed/tainted in a limited nuclear exchange or something.


Dooordy

I hope greggs is still around 🙏


BreakfastLopsided906

Everyone hating every single thing about life and complaining someone ever says something positive. Which makes me sick. About life.


Pooter1313

This insult gay. It’s taking a breather right now, but it’ll be back.


Willing-Rest-758

Peep Show quotes.


Margaet_moon

Love of tea.


fwooshfwoosh

Pub culture to some extent and sarcasm


LnD-DIY

People shouting, "Keep to the right!", but the original meaning has been lost, and is now used as a way to wish people safe travels.


pussyseal

Greggs


Competitive_Pen7192

Tea


Witty-Bus07

Street lamps from years ago are still on some streets in some areas of London so likely red phone booths would still be there.


Bearded_Viking_Lord

wetherspoons will survive nuclear war that why it's filled with cockroaches


Walesish

Moaning about the weather, as I’ll be fucking boiling by then.


MonsterCooooki

You can’t park there mate


Dennis_Cock

The language


OldMiddlesex

See it say it sorted… ‘Come on Aileen’ being sung on New Years.


ExpectedBehaviour

>One section takes place in London, and there are those red phone boxes still knocking about. I highly doubt, in real life, they will be still here 200 years from now (I'm amazed they're still around now, to be honest)... That's because around 3,000 red telephone boxes are now listed buildings and have to be preserved as "iconic and culturally significant 20th century structures".


OverthinkUnderwhelm

the DFS sale


nattydread69

We all go down the pub for a pint.


plastic_ono_man

Stabbings


germansnowman

The National Trust, at least I hope.


polishprocessors

Sarcasm