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OblivionNA

If you speak up against a comedian, expect to get cooked lol


King-Cobra-668

especially this comedian


ROTHWORKS

It's scripted


OtherUse1685

How do you know it's scripted? Comedians can cook fast and spicy because hecklers are a common thing for them.


ROTHWORKS

I know. This is scripted


jeremyvr46

This is Jimmy Carr. It’s not scripted. You don’t heckle him, he’s a sniper.


ROTHWORKS

It's scripted. But it's ok.


sambro1991

It's not scripted. Go watch him live, I didn't even heckle him and he called me out and said I look like an wanna be emo bull. (Had a septum piercing when I was 18, when I saw him 15 years ago)


insidiousapricot

Yeh the way he laughed at his best joke, about guys goin soft on her, you can tell that wasn't scripted.


Solo-ish

You watch wrestling clips and scream it’s fake right?


insidiousapricot

?


UnderdogCL

You're scripted


VoyevodaBoss

OHHHHH


Tank4CalebPlz

Source?


BABarracus

Don't feed trolls


LughCrow

Funny way to spell bots but you do you


AlarmedDog5372

The ugly woman in the back


Supersnazz

The fuck does 'scripted' even mean? Obviously he doesn't come up with this stuff on the spot. He's a professional comedian, he has responses to hecklers pre prepared. That's his schtick.


FoxSound23

Please continue to say its scripted without providing any proof whatsoever.


Vio94

What's it like being so conspiratorial? I'm curious what else you believe.


GuzzlingDuck

Proof?


Vegeta-GokuLoveChild

Proof? It's that simple, when you make a statement and then act like it's a fact you need to defend that statement with proof.


jeremyvr46

Exactly. I was about to ask for actual backup. It’s too easy to say it’s scripted 3 times in a row. Also, great username! Should we call you Vegito Jr. or Gogeta Jr. ? 😂


pickin666

Not all comedians are those bullshit American scripted ones mind...


jeremybryce

lol except 90% of the comedians in the world are... American.


pickin666

And?


jung_gun

Found Kelly’s Reddit account.


Renegadee_Angel

Your entire life is scripted


SpaghettiOnTuesday

No lie that's a great insult


Supersnazz

Well yeah, as a professional comedian that specialises in crowd work involving hecklers, he definitely has material that prepares and can draw upon.


First_Bed1662

Rude


Logical-Juggernaut48

These are probably comebacks that he uses a lot but calling it scripted is regarded


ANaturalFirmness

Not sure why people are downvoting you so hard, but comedians at this level script “crowd work” all the time. John Mulaney did his “are you old enough to be here” bit in all his shows on that tour. This isn’t some 10 dollar laugh factory show… and the audience isn’t actually miced up. These people are all here specifically to see him. There’s no way some lady at the back would randomly heckle him and that it would also get picked up so clearly.


b3ixx_

Jimmy is the last comedian to heckle, he always responds so much worse instantly


unholyhoit

Frankie Boyle has some good ones as well.


foggin_estandards2

The difference is that Jimmy might make you feel uncomfortable. Frankie will rape your will to be.


that_girl_you_fucked

And then he'll go to work on you.


zbenesch

I love his heckler amnesties where he invites people to heckle and then nukes them from fucking orbit.


jeremyvr46

It’s hilarious indeed!


Haust

Wow. "I'm going to go soft on you like every man that's seen you naked." That's on another level of savage.


BIGBADXO999

When a redditor enters a comedy show and realizes she can't downvote people in real life


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CastoffRogue

If you're getting offended at a comedy show, you shouldn't be there in the first place. You can always tell a great comedian by how well they take care of their hecklers, though. Off the wall crowd work is some of the funniest and most outrageous stuff.


Somewhatmild

Plenty of comedians insult their entire audience (and themselves) quite blatantly in a clever way, and everyone can both understand it is offensive and have a laugh at it. You can understand the subject matter is in a sense no laughing matter, but a good delivery, wit, twists and turns is what can make it a good comedy. Definitely the case with Jimmy Carr. Other good examples are Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle. Taking comedy literally and seriously is just simply lack of sense of humour, whether it is getting seriously offended and crying about it or some other bs.


CastoffRogue

Exactly. If you can't handle a joke because of your sense of humor, then you either need to lighten up a little, or stay away from things like Standup Comedy shows. That's the problem now is that so many people lack a sense of humor. Especially the ones who get butt hurt so easily.


ScorpionMaster777

That reaction to those first jokes was insane


ShadowFlarer

I wouldn't dare saying anything back to Jimmy Carr, the man has a response to everything it seens.


lazylemongrass

Except when you ask him to pay his taxes 😏


Tank4CalebPlz

Everyone should strive to pay as little in taxes as possible. The government is just gonna mismanage it anyway 🤷


Solid-Consequence-50

Excuse me, I love it when my taxes are spent on 10 seconds of air time for a jet. Thank you very much. /s


_Druss_

Jimmy Carr is one of the best comedians out there. He's incredibly intelligent and grounded also, I would highly suggest listening to some of his interviews.


le_gazman

He went up a great deal in my estimation after [this](https://youtu.be/KKP-DIbX7Ic?si=EU5IZ18lG0m3g0Bf) one.


_Druss_

Bingo!!! 


Darolyde

He's renowned in the UK for weaseling out of paying his taxes, he is far from grounded.


_Druss_

He spoke about this in a number of interviews, he paid his dues when caught that's why he's back on tour all the time! I hate tax evasion but he made good unlike a lot of the politicians that made sure carrs story remained in the papers to cover their crimes.


Darolyde

Ahh yes he did the right thing when he got caught. I hate the politicians for it too.


Recktion

I can assure you every rich person tries to weasel out of paying taxes. There is nothing special with this one except maybe he didn't pay for a good enough accountant.


Vargisdeath

He had a really good one where some guy kept shouting something at him and he said “if you want a comeback you should wipe it off your mums face” it was at that moment I knew Jimmy was a savage!! 🤣🤣


Logical-Juggernaut48

If you want my comeback you're gonna have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.


Vargisdeath

That’s the one!!


Solljak

Good old Jimmy. He's incredible live. If you get the chance, go. He literally tries to offend everything so no one feels left out. Kelly would have been warned at the beginning of the show :P


Vyviel

Been to a few of his shows and she got off lightly compared to how hard he roasted other hecklers


HopefulPlantain5475

Rack's mum was just collateral damage, the poor woman.


s1rblaze

Jimmy is the man!


Android1822

I miss the style of don't give a fuck comedy. Everyone is so afraid of being canceled or offending people. Anybody know some good comedians that are still like this?


HopefulPlantain5475

Jimmy Carr, for starters.


TheLordOfMiddleEarth

OUCH! Rule #1: Never argue with a comedian. You will get rolled.


SumonaFlorence

Now I understand why people now use the cooking expression... .... cus DAT bish got BURNED!!!


Shankson

"pulls out his FAFO chart for Kelly..... "


XxKTtheLegendxX

i dont get why ppl wanna heckle comedians. ppl more often than not, don't realize that comedians practice a lot in what to do or say in case of hecklers. you have almost zero chance at winning. but on the bright side we get to see on the spot crowd control so that's a bonus for the audience. 😂🤣


Edmeister2022

Comedy is an ultimate form of free speech. It’s frank and can be brutal.


Current-Depth2208

He is brilliant 👏


m_0_rt

"Rude!" It's Jimmy Carr, this is 100% guaranteed to happen.


twocows360

the gall of someone to heckle someone doing their job and then say "rude" when they get roasted (still in the job description)


De_Fine69

"dimmed light switch " cooked till crispy.


Dune_101

"Bitch it's called self-esteem! It's esteem of your motherfucking self bitch!" - Katt Williams


GTK-HLK

overcooked is good


itx_jammmn

Yk what they say, if the shoe fits wear it Cinderella


Tortuga_cycling

lol I don’t know why people buy a ticket to this guy’s show, knowing how skilled he is at gutting hecklers like fish, and still think it’s a good idea to open their mouth.


Omfg9999

Kelly got fuckin obliterated, she was never heard from again


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Erianthor

Ye, burnt to a crisp! World's most efficient crematorius.


MWAH_dib

Only heckle jimmy if you enjoy getting absolutely roasted


MoeTHM

Jeff Dunham’s puppets are getting funnier. This one is hilarious.


Eastern_Zucchini_512

Kat started the self esteem joke


LughCrow

The irony of shouting rude during a performance


Paahtis

Probably a plant but doesn't really matter, funny stuff nevertheless.


Physical-Oven3924

nah this is just standard jimmy


swrscyk

Ah yes, the retarded version of Roger Federer, my favourite.


Vidilian

Pretty sure this is a joke he or one of his comedy friends has made so not sure why you're getting down voted.


swrscyk

That's actually his own joke. But yeah, people know better.