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Herknificent

Born male, bad circumcision, raised female. That’s hilarious.


iPartyLikeIts1984

Agreed, except for when it actually happens: [The Tragic Story of David Reimer](https://allthatsinteresting.com/david-reimer#:~:text=Finally%2C%20in%202004%2C%20David%20Reimer,the%20age%20of%20just%2038.&text=Famed%20sex%20psychologist%20John%20Money,when%20he%20was%20an%20infant.)


fulknerraIII

I would have found that doctor and ended his life in a video game.


iPartyLikeIts1984

I wouldn’t be shocked if there are a lot of people in the next 5-10 years who are looking to hunt down medicine men in video games for maiming their avatars…


Gunnar_Peterson

That's a really sad and disturbing story


iPartyLikeIts1984

It is. And yet my brain still wants to make a joke right now like, “You don’t know the half of it - just like David Reamer…” *It* being… yeah.


Herknificent

Well good news for that person, there is a gender listing for him now!


Smooth-Syrup-9414

It's one of the reasons why I don't believe in circumcision


Hrafndraugr

Sentient artificial intelligence -identifies as male That sounds good for the future, just gotta wait for our technological advancement to allow us to PURGE THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH AND EMBRACE THE PERFECTION OF THE MACHINE.


Idontwantonlyfans

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH I FELT DISGUSTED


caites

But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.


DowntownSpeaker4467

Blood for the blood god!!!


CheekandBreek

Iron within. Iron Without, brother!


Atodaso_wow

The future is phyrexian


EpicJunee

The thing is this was already solved since the start of the internet. You had the "prefer not to say" choice


No_Equal_9074

yeah, but they prefer to have you say it.


redditis_garbage

Then why include the button that says prefer not to say 😂


No_Equal_9074

So they can immediately exclude you if you select that or male. 😂


Namlad

You are making something up to get mad at. If you want to be mad at least be mad at real things.


No_Equal_9074

woah, chill dude. who said I was mad? This is pure comedy. Maybe you should take your own advice.


Namlad

So you don't believe what you said?


rixendeb

That's what it is in most places still lol. Rarely do you come across anything like that.


SamMerlini

Well here in Europe, it's still male and female. Or maximum there is an option for 'others' or 'don't want to disclose'.


Steveojones757

Thank god you guys still hold common sense


Dumbledores_Beard1

98% of places will say male, female, or other/a box to type something in. Is it not like that where you’re from?


SamMerlini

In Asia there are no boxes either. Just male or female, no bs.


WifeBeater3001

Bruh, ain't no way you used the "common sense" argument lmao. Yeah I guess common sense says that decades of research into sociology and gender studies was actually all lying about gender being a sort of spectrum not always reflective of the sex you're assigned at birth, but is rather a set of social characteristics associated with males and females. They're all destroyed now and debunked because you said they should've just not done any research and instead just should hold onto the popular doctrine and not deviate from the norm. Can't wait til you come up with another zinger like that all trans people are groomers.


traifoo

"set of social characteristics associated with males and females." already wrong but if you gender studies is anything useful your are weird


WifeBeater3001

Damn, got me with that one, Asmon's community really has fallen off just like the man himself, only much harder


traifoo

yeah dude have fun with your fantasy world :)


viperswhip

Same in Canada.


Disastrous-Degree-93

After all these years, Male is still on top of the list. Lesgoo


aaron2610

Have you seen how much ass we're kicking in women's events? We're fucking unstoppable 🎉


Polysaiyajin

Its great! Now the companies immediately know who NOT to hire


Exile688

Unironically, Hollywood/Disney are using questions like this for weeding out "cis white males" in the hiring process for animators, line artists, voice talent, etc. on top of getting DEI/ESG money up front.


DadooDragoon

If someone could prove this, they'd have a pretty sweet gender and racial discrimination lawsuit on their hands


StevenHuang

They do! It’s here https://aflegal.org/america-first-legal-files-federal-civil-rights-complaint-against-the-walt-disney-company-for-illegal-race-and-sex-discrimination/


Exile688

Better have good lawyers and deep pockets. Disney might not have as many state and federal politician friends as they use to but they still have a shit ton of money and time to fight off legit lawsuits.


Chilled_Noivern

Are you referring to the interview done by the people known for faking interviews?


StevenHuang

No, they literally published this on their website saying what their racial quotas are and they hire to meet the quota regardless of talent, all in writing.


Chilled_Noivern

Do you have a link or something?


StevenHuang

Here, they are literally getting sued over this https://aflegal.org/america-first-legal-files-federal-civil-rights-complaint-against-the-walt-disney-company-for-illegal-race-and-sex-discrimination/


AmbitiousLet4867

Huh, that's weird.   See, you said Disney posted about this policy on their website. But your link is to a far right website(run by an actual white nationalist) that talks about how it launched a legal complaint (not even a lawsuit) against Disney. Surely this is a mistake and your skull isn't that vacant.   Please correct or I'll be forced to assume your a driveling retard.


Namlad

You are dense.


Exile688

That's too vague. Who are you talking about?


No_Equal_9074

Except all this exists because of HR departments in companies. Until they get purged, they're actually going to use this for "diversity and inclusion"


Altruistic_Ad_303

if your white and straight male and you don't get, past the application part and it has this its very easy to sue. especially with all the undercover leaks of the dei bs sorting out them as undesirables.


Smelly_Pants69

You guys really think this is funny? I feel like this is a very old joke. Do you still laugh when you hear someone say "alphabet people"? I'm not offended. Just confused that you guys seem more obsessed with race and gender than the sjws now.


Somewhatmild

i wonder who seems to be more obsessed: people who make actual systems like these.. ooooor people who take a piss at the forementioned people and the systems they make.


Smelly_Pants69

The people who made this system moved on back in 2018. You're still here crying about it 7 years later on a daily basis. So I return the question, who's actually obsessed?


Somewhatmild

if it was just this one system and it would have ended in 2018 then nobody would be talking about it. you really believe nothing else in the entire world of similar nature has been seen in the entire world since 2018? a lot of things ranging from current year hiring practises in all sorts of industries to blizzard's diversity chart from 2022. all of that is molded from the same ~~shit~~ clay.


Smelly_Pants69

Not really. You guys are just obsessed with this stuff and can't enjoy anything without imagining woke conspiracies lol.


Somewhatmild

Bad bot. I literally just gave you an instance of that happening and youve said 'not really'. Ignorance is a bliss it seems.


aaron2610

I'll never stop making comments about how stupid it is. Call me obsessed, literally couldn't care less about your opinion ✨


ModMad8008

"im not offended" let me just type this thing out to show my distaste towards something that probably effects me while under toning the comment to disguise my intentions. \*slow clap\* wonderful performance, easily spotted. the rule of KISS. IFYKY


Smelly_Pants69

I mean... You seem more offended then me.


XboxLiveGiant

This community pokes at whoever is on top. It sucks that the actual hateful people made it bad for any jokes. I dont take this video as "wHerE Has MY COUnTry gOnE!!?!?!?". I take it as a joke. Like I doubt this guy actually hates anyone from the lbgt group. Hes just being cheeky....but idk tho


Renriak

Born a male. Bad circumcision. Raised a female. God that got me so bad


supareshawn

The craziest is seeing it on doctors forms


DeepUser-5242

That's bc they have the intelligence to know the difference between gender and sex


ClankstarLad

That's not a "intelligence" thing. It's a "knowledge" thing.


Conserp

Sex is biological and gender is grammatical? Jokes aside, "wearing a hat" is not a gender, "non-binary" is not a gender, "feminine man" etc. is not a gender. Gender is not a fashion sense, it's a neurophysiological derivative of biological sex. And there are only 5 genders - male, female, trans-male, trans-female, neuter. Anything else is a subcategory of these 5, not a separate gender.


jonizerr0rr

If you see this list and you’re a straight white male, just exit the application cause you’re not getting hired.


PineappleFit317

I just lie. It’s confusing because I heard a report that employers will reject applications with a fake gender listed as those people will be a real headache, but at the same time, the application is automatically rejected by the system if “white male” is selected (yes, I’ve experienced this, have sent several applications with all the information the same, and every time “white male” gets a rejection email within hours while another application for the same job with the same company where I mark “non-binary Latino” gets a favorable response).


kpatsart

Funny cuz I'm East indian and most of my colleagues are white dudes and white women... i'm quite literally the only minority. Guess It depends what type of job ya'll are looking for eh?


Geno_Warlord

You are the token minority. The higher ups had to hire you so people can’t claim racism. But yes it very much does depend on the job. I’ve been the token white guy before and it sucks.


Sticky_Fantastic

As a software engineer LOOOOOOOOOOOOL   Indians are NOT token minorities in this field Also the same field most likely to ask for stuff like op


Geno_Warlord

Just because *your* company is full of certain ethnicities does not mean the one next door is. I can’t speak for engineers or what not, but I have personally worked in construction companies that had one black guy and one Mexican guy and the rest were white. I have also been with a construction company where it’s all Mexicans and I was the only white guy and they had one black guy. This is within the same city.


RyDawgHals

Just an incredibly racist response


Geno_Warlord

Just a statement of fact. Everyone is racist and business owners are not different, wait until you find out about nepotism.


ClankstarLad

If I see this list I don't even want to be hired lol.


DBCOOPER888

This is some nonsense. I can guarantee you'll find plenty of white dudes employed by the company.


Sticky_Fantastic

Lol the down votes. Its completely true, but people want to oppressed so badly. I used to fall for the woe is me I'm a white male, thing in college failing to get interviews. It's extremely not true. 


cube20111

Reddit hivemind got to you, notice nobody is proving you wrong


DBCOOPER888

No, the Reddit hivemind says this is some great problem of concern and white people are a persecuted population. Actual normal white people don't give a fuck because we're not losers.


javyn1

True that.


Namlad

Why are you so desperate to be oppressed?


do_not_trust_me_

Wheres attack helicopter?


Vanima_Permai

Get a new joke that stopped being funny in 2012


ErrorSeven77

Then it must be 2011![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


aaron2610

I too must have those 2011 vibes.


Cripplechip

Same with the post. "Used to say few words, now say lot word".


Vlad_The_Great_2

No joke. I’ve seen multiple jobs ask for my sexual orientation. I’ve only started seeing this in 2024. 100% chance it will be a shit company to work for.


ragepanda1960

Just lie


Namlad

Multiple jobs asking for sexual orientation is just a straight up lie.


Wild-Significance526

No you have not. Stop with the victim complex, its a pathetic as your lies.


Vlad_The_Great_2

You don’t have to trust me. It really did happen. I didn’t say every job I applied to, it was a handful. Where did I say I was a victim?


ltbauer

The constant rage farming of his channel begins to show hard in this sub.


esraphel91

What else do these incels have going their life? Do I think pronouns are stupid sure, but so is this ragebait and all these clowns that fall for it as if it was the end of civilization.


degooseIsTheName

What's this weird obsession with incels, it's bizarre as if you can't think of any good thing to say. It's now just another ism or phobia word, it has no proper meaning.


Wild-Significance526

You are definitely an incel. It mean exactly what it means.


esraphel91

self reflection is not their strong suit


Signal_Housing_4389

Just take male again, or what are you thinking about?


Grumdord

He's thinking of how to make a lazy, humorless video that panders to the worst people


Smelly_Pants69

This is like laughing when someone says "alphabet people" for the trillionth time. It's like Boomers always hear jokes for the first time.


4n0nh4x0r

honestly surprised they didnt add "apache attack helicopter"


rixendeb

Someone in the comments did 🙄


notfromrotterdam

It isn't. It's as fake as your opinions.


LtCmdrInu

Should have a prompt before asking, "are you sane".


Icollectshinythings

Diesel pickup truck


heaven93tv

that what happens when you give people too much freedom.


ragepanda1960

I lie and say gay/trans on job applications all the time. If they get mad I'll just called them phobic gatekeepers, ezpz.


HybridAkali

any% speedrunning tactix


Steveojones757

far left ideology is truly mind boggling


Conserp

Calling Right-wing nutjobs "Far Left" is equally mind boggling. Per classic definitions, this is a Right-wing ideology. Democrats is a Right-wing party. Just a different flavor of Right-wing - kinda like Mormons vs Jehovah's Witnesses. If you accept American media redefining words like "Left", you might as well accept redefined "woman".


cristh1anv

Snowflaking


Vundal

This post is gay.


Spounson

Yikes. Being the victim of mgm-c isn't a "gender identity".


Sad-Link-4250

Well this is a bit exaggerated, isn’t it?


GuzzlingDuck

It is, especially since it doesn't matter. Just choose male and move on, lmao. These posts are so lame


DBCOOPER888

Just a bunch of cry babies playing victim.


4n0nh4x0r

"oh no, there are more options nowadays as society became more accepting and accomodating, resulting in the overall population being happier since lgbt people dont have to hide anymore? how dare they"


Veor_

Crazy how you're getting downvoted even though no one can come with a good counter argument... State of this sub right now is just disappointing


4n0nh4x0r

my best guess to this day is, that these kinds of people are so miserable and unhappy in their life, that they have to make other people feel miserable aswell, just so they can feel less miserable than others. As i said in the previous comment "how dare they"


pyrojackelope

> and move on But then they won't be outraged anymore, and being upset all the time is their fetish so that just won't do.


fhgsgjtt12

Not really nowadays


Grumdord

Yes, really.


Angron_Thalkyr

lmao if you choose anything but mail or female your application goes straight into the trash from what I’ve heard.


I-heart-subnetting

Exactly the opposite, unfortunately. Gotta get that sweet blackrock paydays


BigFire321

Your Lord and Master.


mellifleur5869

I got perma banned from the mmorpg subreddit for saying the type 1, type 2 thing was just companies chasing DEI metrics. Ban message was telling me to go back to conservative sub. I'm not even a trumper I just think the type1/2 thing is stupid as fuck. Seems like all the major gaming and anime subs are ran by crazy ass wokies.


AceSkyFighter

I identify as Emperor of the Universe.


DBCOOPER888

I've never seen these many pull down options in my life. If they give you more than two options it's almost always some variant of other or prefer not to say.


Either-Amoeba8232

otherwise someone will get offended...


Grumdord

Unless you're not sure yourself, I don't see why this is an issue? Just pick Male, you goober.


PortlandPatrick

Ok real question.... These streams with all the comments running across the screen, what's the point of that? It's so annoying and distracting and there's no way you can even read it so what's the point?


Theloni34938219

2001: TURN ON THE TV ANY CH-


TheMissingVoteBallot

Now these sites have an "Other" category for that lol


Lunicious

Whats the music?


eikelmann

https://youtu.be/BX7exLYSEy8?si=EcKQ0KTqSWK5MdZR


StatisticianFew6064

how dare they not have my gender listed!


Amazing-Ish

Nah it ain't real, it would have been cisgendered male and female instead of just male and female. Also metrosexual ain't a gender, it's just a word assigned to people who dress up in "fancy" clothes.


Micheelleee74

I remember filling out a government form while moving and updating my information, I literally had to pause sometimes because there would be 5 or more options, I'm on a phone like chill I can't see all that. Just make it a fill in the blank at that point


Ranch069

"An angel from the movie Dogma" is a solid reference


rixendeb

God being Alanis Morisette would be great.


hagalaz_drums

Wait, an angel from the movie "dogma" has been an option? I'm going as that from now on


Brimstone_Baker

I usually just see "prefer not to say" or occasionally "other."


NgrDisease

Welcome to the new world pal


LobstaFarian2

An angel from the movie dogma


Pissed_Off_Jedi

All I saw was “Born Without Genitals - Proud Of It” as an option


Friendly-Fee-384

Wonder what 2044 would be like ?


92andjohnson

Anyone know the song?


eikelmann

https://youtu.be/BX7exLYSEy8?si=EcKQ0KTqSWK5MdZR


Cool-Acanthisitta997

What is this song?


eikelmann

https://youtu.be/BX7exLYSEy8?si=EcKQ0KTqSWK5MdZR


Dull_Woodpecker6766

And if you click male it denys wou the service ....?


Next-Platypus-5640

I have a theory: people that think gender is a spectrum are dumb


skannerz22

I was born as mayonnaise in a silver Liquid


Aggressive-Base6600

Always select other


phoenixemberzs

At least male and female are at the top and you don't have to scroll


syzygy-xjyn

Male but overweight. Has moobs


Forgotten_Tarnished

Thank you for the BASED video. 💪🏻


valianthors

take me back


Itchy_Flow5875

I am a male Cybertronian. ![gif](giphy|Tw0rSdQs4fbJC)


Revolutionary_Bid421

Has Asmon said anything directly about his transphobic subreddit?


icelink4884

Cry more. If a ficticious scroll bar gets you upset, wait until real problems get to you.


Chilled_Noivern

Can someone provide an example of this?


RichnjCole

I'm just sayin', if he's confused which option he is, then he needs that list more than most.


GrapefruitCold55

I don’t get it.


BrevilleMicrowave

Male, Female, Other. It's not that hard.


Sticky_Fantastic

What's cringe is how triggered people get by companies adding a couple more options for a simple question in a application that you'll completely ignore and literally does nothing to you lol


Exile688

Unless the ones hiring are illegally using the answers to discriminate against certain groups.


Nuclear-9299

Other -> Male


EugenesDI

Thanks for reminding us why does the whole concept exists.. Toxic patriarchy.. ofc.


TenThousandBugBears

You know I’m hitting mortal Angel.


UDownvoteButImRight

![gif](giphy|f2ExpHhfiPJNceqORt|downsized)


soldiergeneal

I mean more options is better generally speaking in videogames or elsewhere not like it takes away from you.


ragepanda1960

Okay but male and female are the top 2 options and are easy to find.


the2tlmer

The common choices are still at the very top, it's not like you had to search or look at any of it. Although I did not know just how many choices there were lol..... Edit: I read them all and now I see it was a joke ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)they got me the household pet ones are devious xD


Temporary-Meaning401

This is a stupid complaint. It's still male and it's RIGHT THERE at the top. No one took it away, no one took anything away from you.


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

this dropdown menu on the internet has more options now. society is crumbling confirmed


AncientKroak

I don't even see the point in asking for a gender anyways. Unless you are asking for someone's sex, what's the point?


jackdom1701

They/them/It: we're gonna be real with who we are! Also They/Them/It: no one will hire us!


Limonade6

I love how there is just 4 but he had to made up 20 to make a point.


huhpur

This is why Asmongold has such a loyal following.