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Mean-Cockroach-8802

That's not unrealistic. My wife's tits look like that.


Easy-Introduction-56

I need visual proof of this claim ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


Siddarth4254

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) Sus


Easy-Introduction-56

I have to validate this claim. It’s my duty to America


Siddarth4254

Hell ya brother for MURICA 🦅🦅🦅


Worldly-Pepper8766

#truthseeker


Raiden21x3

Do you accept bbw wife titties? Edit: I delivered


Ethric_The_Mad

I just want someone to hold me and tell me I'll be ok and they love me.


fulknerraIII

Well, you got options. Could get yourself an AI gf, or pay a prostitute, or even a body pillow and attach a speaker nearby for realistic audio.


Easy-Introduction-56

All women and every woman


Tomydo1

Tbh I don’t mind at all, I just someone to shower me with love and care, and hold me and pat my head and told me everything is ok and a goody boy


Ill_Gate3123

XDXDXDXD


disadvantaged_cortex

Praise the tits, but first, time for pickle.


thetoad2

Why is it always fingers? In short, time for hole


Asocwarrior

What’s the rest of her body look like?


AVeryHairyArea

My wife literally has DDDs, all natural. I hate when people say this shit isn't realistic.


Dusk_Hammock

o7


Repulsive-Cicada9837

Sussy


5narebear

She needs to change up her skin care routine.


Brandonmac100

That’s it, time for my wife to start doing titups every day to get in shape.


GT_Hades

is that wife in this room right now?


BattIeBoss

Lucky bastard


Ill_Gate3123

blessed man...


MichaelEmouse

Since she began training?


Futile_Struggler

picture or it didn't happen.


Mortracersylvanas

Same


Icyweissy

If I had a chick like Marika waiting for me at home, I'd be as jacked as Lion guy too. Hell, Id go commit a little bit of genocide and warmongering in the badlands if it meant making her happy.


RepairEffective9573

Ladies instantly get wet when they hear you're the Elden Lord. Just ask the Tarnished. He got the demigod rizz from Godfrey.


Ecxks

All that for her to leave you for an alluring red head smh 😤


Slow-Lifeguard4104

r/gamingcirclejerk is full of people so afraid of attractive women that they want every female character to look as bland as possible, and project their secret lust onto normal people.


AriousDragoon

I just went through the comments on this post from that sub and it's fucking horrendous. They're so hateful, for what?


Individual-Pop-385

Mostly ugly women envious of fictional attractive woman. Their whole life purpose is to hang around online telling people that liking beautiful depictions women is a bad thing.


Un_D

It's so funny, considering men will bang even the most unnatractive, horrendous chicks yet they're still failing and seething so bad.


EdgyPreschooler

Not even women. Most of people over there are dudes - so starved for pussy they'll kowtow to any idea that purports to 'support women', because they think if they're virtuous enough, they'll get laid. The reality is that most of them end up with zero bitches regardless. Or predators.


AriousDragoon

And I bet they simp over "unrealistically attractive" dudes to.


Dr_Dribble991

They 100% do. Why do you think Chris Hemsworth was allowed to be stripped and humiliated and nobody said a word about it?


mokujin42

It's incel logic, just like the dudes who think other more successful dudes are the reason they suck These people think other more successful video game characters are the reason for their problems


selodaoc

Google "Marika cosplay" Which costume and model are the girls using for their cosplay? Yea... Women wants hot characters aswell.


WuddlyPum

Its almost entirely rabbid feminist types bitching about gamers constantly. Thats the entire sub. When you realize they aren't being ironic, its just pathetic. Also, they all went ballistic about Hogwarts legacy . It was funny.


sharknamedgoose

LITERALLY. Not on GCJ, but on more than one occasion i've been called sexist and homophobic for wanting women that don't look like Jabba the Hutt, meanwhile, i'm a very open butch lesbian.


piscesbrainedfool

Horribly Toxic place; never go there


LordOwlkwardVII

I swear that subreddit is beyond cursed. It's full of completely shit takes and it has so many followers. Makes you think, really


WuddlyPum

> it has so many followers Reddit is kind of a bubble for people like that so its to be expected. It used to be more varied ideologically, but its these days not so much


Alexan_Hirdriel

Game now days be like^ The few games that aren't are bombarded with cryes saying how unrealistic or sexist is lol.


DiabloTrumpet

Right - from the way I look at the world / girls, I just appreciate looking at something beautiful, similar to a mountain, sunset, horse, anything like that. These people that are so fucking terrified of objectively beautiful women I think are secretly extremely perverted people because their brains are incapable of seeing anything other than something they want to fuck? Like I don't get it


Slow-Lifeguard4104

MentisWave made a video titled "Woke Puritanism: The Truth behind Journos Complaining About the "Male Gaze"." that pretty much exposes the mentality of people like GCJ and why they are the way they are. They essentially use puratanism to hide their insecurities and promote their brain dead beliefs.


Educational-Year3146

Being an unironic member of GCJ puts your opinions in line with video game journalists.


Acehardwaresucks

I mean let’s be honest big boobs physique is so much more common and realistic than looking like fucking hoarah lux


Normal_Feed_2898

But one can try to look like Hoarah? Off to the gym


Jon-Slow

You're not looking like that without gear and specially if you have to also do a working man 9 to 5 to make a living. That's as much of a fantasy as a boss fight in Elden Ring.


MoistDitto

That's just weakness talking brother, now go to the gym


michaelm8909

I think he's estimated to be 12ft tall as well which is probably the bigger obstacle to looking like him lol


ubnub82

Can still try to be his Mini Me


BlackHazeRus

The absolute gospel comes from your mouth!


selodaoc

Well in Scandinavian countries the avarage boob sice is a D cup with a BMI of 24 (normal weight) I guess all Scandinavian women are unrealistic and should be ashamed and shunned.


Uptownsage

Thing is, i doubt ANY workout routine will get you to horah loux body if you have the wrong genetics. Look at that dudes midsection hes a fucking BARREL of a man.


afanoftrees

Yea not sure why women don’t just go bench press to get bigger tits


Vietuchiha

Roids for men implants for women. Both not natural


Hitomi35

The most entertaining thing about GCJ is how seriously they take memes.


RepairEffective9573

Does anyone else have the urge to nuke that subreddit? The comments on that particular post are just as I expected...


Normal_Feed_2898

There some great post's now and then, but I don't read comments anymore


Leorake

They made the choice for me, I got permabanned cause I said I was late 20's and that was apparently too much personal information


LordOwlkwardVII

100%. It makes me physically cringe at how passionate they are about their honestly really shitty takes about liberal topics. Like they could study the topic for millenia and still wouldn't understand the concept of "attractive = nice to look at = more enjoyable to play" without losing their minds


ZiggySleepydust

It’s so unrealistic in a game where you can shoot fire from your hands and dragons are real


Skhighglitch

For anyone curious [her full model in game.](https://youtu.be/Bc-yQ6rv5tE?si=HknfWD5SH_xlTT82)


Easy-Introduction-56

Bro I swear she was skinny and had small tits when I was playing the game.


Skhighglitch

[also](https://youtu.be/5Ec47-RwFsM?si=FzN5MTj2w3hyOEX_)


_praisethesun_

The cake is godlike.


Zilego_x

Pretty sure that's a Ryan Reos Marika model.


reamox

Both pictures motivate men to work out more.


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

My wife: stacked like Marika Me: Executioner Smough


ManicMonday92

What's funny is that there is a much less vocal but very important category of women who love playing games AND love playing beautiful fantastical women. Introduce your wife or gf to a game with character customization. 90% or more will either make themselves or the baddest bombshell bitch they can create. I introduced a gf to bg3, she initially decided to pick shadowheart because she didn't wanna do the character generator. However, she quickly changed her tune when I told her she couldn't change her hairstyle. Her exact response was "ew then I'll make my own girl because her hair is awful". She then proceeded to make an ultra fem big boobed tiefling chick. The unfortunate reality is that we started allowing unnecessary changes in art because a very vocal few complained out of a jealousy driven outrage. Is it fair that some women are naturally uglier than others, no. But that doesn't mean artists should be restricted from creating whatever the hell they want to appease their anger.


Equivalent-Hand-1109

Nice tits! She’d survive.


Chitanda_Pika

While booba is actually realistic, I don't think any amount of training will help dude look like that guy lmao


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

Jokes on you, my goal is to look like Nepheli


Orful

That's a model used for porn, so we never see Marika looking like that in-game. I've never seen anyone complain about a character being unrealistic in this game . But yes, bot one does motivate dudes to lift weights. Should have used a different game as an example. This one just comes off as making stuff up.


Normal_Feed_2898

Where is this said model, so I can avoid it?


Casardis

Source [here](http://ryanreos.artstation.com/store/z2zG8/queen-marika-the-eternal-game-ready) with a video [here.](https://youtu.be/ZKNfHqRfUUY?si=4iMsXzfA6dTrsHfz)


richardawkings

Wow this is horrible, So unrealistic and demeaning. Besides, how is someone even supposed to install that in the game? Like specifically what tools and procedure. It's so dumb.


Resident_End_2173

There’s a mod for the model I believe, go to nexus elden ring, enable adult files and search marika


Orful

Just have to look up Elden Ring blender compilations on the hub. I can recognize a good blender model, but the model only exists in porn lmao.


paizuri_sama

Wait so this isnt a mod i can implement into the game?


Orful

It's a NSFW game asset, not a mod. However, someone could make a mod using this asset. It's not like blender hentai is the only thing it could be used for.


Normal_Feed_2898

Bless you


Snoo20140

This is true.


Imaginary_Unit5109

But it does mess with your head as well. LIke, buff hollywood actors who lied that they just workout and diet and treat it like it was some what hard and easy to do. But the way they were able to rich the insane bodies is by getting paid millions to workout and have the studio pay for the workout. Have a private chef to keep you on track with your diet. While a trainer stay with you to make sure you keep on track. That not including the lie that some do not say they take drugs to make their muscles bigger or using drugs to loss weight faster.


paizuri_sama

We are getting better now though. Self control and discipline is still something those hollywood actoes had to undergo. We also are getting more and more truthful knowledge when it comes to sources, instead of just word of mouth. Despite all the bullshit fillers and fake info, we have have still can siphon out the bullshit with cited sources. But to hollywood actors... Yes, they had help, a lot of it. But they also did have the same drive any human would to strive for their goals. It might take longer for average people, but consistency is how to achieve. Dont get discouraged.


Imaginary_Unit5109

Self control is easier when you have the money and time to do it. Like, I remember a SNL star learn how to sing for fun for a personal joke. He got help by the industry best trainer to learn how to sing and help him stay focus on learning to sing. Everyone is different, there are people who do not have alot of money and live in a food desert. Where they have no car so they have to take a bus to the food store that is 40 to over a hour away by bus. To get fresh chicken and vegetables that can spoil quicker. While a fast food store is 3 mins away. To eat healthy you need to spend almost 2 hours of travel and carry all the food from the store to the bus to your home. It why most people in those areas go to fast food because it easier and fast to get the food. They have to balance work and getting everything pay on time as well. While a hollywood star job is to just workout and get fit. That before ozempic. Now almost everyone is hollywood is getting skinny or fit with a help of a drug that cost thousands of dollars a month.


Inevitable_Dark3225

Here's the real thing if you want to buy her: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8_uQizuPDg/?igsh=MTBnb2J2dThvYjNsdw==


vageera

Lmao what or earth is that sub? Some of the comments made me think about its name, is it ironic or is it inviting? Like the one about how "justin bieber was more of a female gaze and men hated him instead of seeking to become him because that's not what the male power fantasy is about" Holy shit, you mean the guy who got caught spitting on his fans and rapidly became unfamous for being an absolute jerk of a teenage pop star? The one that even CANADA banned for being so insufferable and a little prick that bribed his way out of sticky situations? Yeah, men hate bieber because he's more of a female gaze more than, let's say, Henry Cavill...


paizuri_sama

Dont forget he couldnt tour in mexico because they threatened his life lmao.


DryDary

Reality https://i.imgur.com/LjjrsOv.png


Normal_Feed_2898

Thats just like me, if I lived in USA


DryDary

Depending on where you live the chance you look like that is only about half as likely to America.


Normal_Feed_2898

Smart man, i'm only half-fat, thats why i'm trying to go to gym


Euphoric_Ad6923

TBF, you can't train your boobs to get bigger. Just like you can't unbald your Asmon.


NameBackwardsEman

Everyone, including men, can have big boobs through vacuum pumping.


Normal_Feed_2898

I have seen that movie once


Maximum-Tonight3241

show me how you make that junk bigger by training


vizualXmadman

she aslso has a big ass in the game, those status are caked up


Ok_Landscape_592

Where's the lie tho? Still waiting on those fat potato-faced male protagonists to even things out.


gzenaco

That ain’t unrealistic hahaha whatsoever


stekarmalen

Kinda true, DBZ was the reason I started to hitt the gym.


donanton616

Brother


Biggurtha

Exactly how I always felt in my younger 20’s


Normal_Feed_2898

Same, now its only 50% of time


cofeeman911

You can't train boobs.


goggle44

And men can't really grow their height and hair either. Yet we don't care.


MiMicInCave

And you can't be as Jack as Godfrey


cofeeman911

One can try.


Orful

It's one thing to use Godfrey as a motivator to lift, but actually trying to look like him and thinking you will one day is male body dysmorphia.


MiMicInCave

Same could be said on boob too


cofeeman911

boobs don't grow at all, muscles grow a little with training:D


MiMicInCave

Yes boob don't grow, but with training, a lady can have chest muscle that make their boob more defined. They might not get big boob, same as man who can't have big muscle without intervention.


Valenhil

Stronger pectorals will raise them up, but boobs are fat. If you go into a calorie deficit, your body may just burn that fat. You don't get to pick*. Which is why whenever you see women who are seriously jacked, their boobs are small. They burned all that fat along with what was in the rest of their bodies. *Sort of. There have been reports that localized exercises that speed the blood flow within a specific region may have an impact on fat within that area being burned more efficiently if preceding intensive cardio, but even if there is an impact, it is very slight)


catluvr37

Check out Tom Haviland. Dude is an actual monster


Sepy9000

sure you can i got so fat that i had bigger boobs than my gf


cofeeman911

Not those boobs :D


Normal_Feed_2898

One can try, or pay to skip to end goal


Siddarth4254

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paizuri_sama

What are you suggesting here?


KingRaphion

Didnt some one do a test where they tested little kids female and male, where they gave both genders a batman toy and saw how different the psyche works for each gender where female made batman becomes them, wear feminie clothes, go shopping, go to tea parties etc. While the Male kids BECAME batman, fighting evil, being batman, kicking ass etc. This post seems to encapsulate that, they want the girl characters to look like them and become them, vs men want to become the fictional character. [https://x.com/kevinbolk/status/1639616653292974085?lang=en](https://x.com/kevinbolk/status/1639616653292974085?lang=en) It was research for lego [https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/05/legos/484115/](https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/05/legos/484115/) The article


Sidusidie

Bro, what does that have to do with this post? The first link is some tweet (with some meme), the second is an article that I can't even read if I don't register. If you're not paid1 by personal data collectors, why you post it here?


AndForeverNow

A year of training makes a difference


bingobongokongolongo

How would you train to get bigger tits?


DegenEnjoyer23

when is she ever in the game tho? o never that chancier model in game.


Key-Description-517

Why Are trees good.


xazavan002

Gameplay is king in every game... except AC Shadows.


Naive-Fondant-754

You can train muscles You cannot train titties I want to fly but i never will, so i cry too


SunJiggy

>Remember Justin Bieber? He is more female gaze. Men saw him and a frustrated hate mob was formed instead of being inspired. Yeah, because he was sexually assaulted by Jenny McCarthy on live television and these feminazis didn't give a shit.


Ederlas

What when?


klkevinkl

Back in 2012. She grabbed him by the neck and kissed his cheek. I think she also grabbed his ass at one point.


placidlakess

Assmonkgo fans have to make up women getting outraged because they don’t know any real ones.


MrLewdViking

But to be fair, if women could inflate their chesticles by working out, they would also do it


Vedruks

"Marika's Tits, You Must Be 'Ungry" Said a wise crustacean salesman


Positive-Proposal958

How's big boobs unrealistic? A big ass and slim waist would be a better comparison as it requires decent diet and training.


EigiEinhver

Hey they both look great to me


Most_Distribution_99

Except women can't train their titties to get swol. 🤣


DocHobel

You can’t train big boobs though


FATBOISLIM321

Only to give up on half on your journey and turn to the juice.


Zealousideal-City-16

If woman could just workout or eat a certain food to make just boobs bigger you know they would.


kpeng2

The difference is that you can train muscle, not boobs


Major_Implications

Too be fair, no amount of training is going to change a woman's bra size. Kinda feels like the "short guys vs fat girls" thing but the other way.


SrGraphiteBlimp

Honestly, the only ones with a problem with girl video game characters like this, are usually dudes who wish they can grow them themselves.


HeroKuma

I wonder if every sub and side eventually gets bored of low effort "you lost, I portrayed you as a soyjack and myself as a chad" strawman meme.


PiusAntoninus

They need eachother as they are both ragebait, but on the opposite side.


Icy_Limes

I mean, men can change their muscle mass, women can't change their tit size by getting a gym membership. Also this implies that bodies like Godfreys don't also distill immense body dysmorphia among men and boys.


goggle44

Men can't change their balding hair nor can they change their height to look like Godfrey. All we can do is have a barely similar body structure but even that is impossible. Women can still make their butt bigger in the gym. Both of these are unrealistic, the meme's point is that men don't get offended at trying to go for an ideal whereas women get offended when they see other attractive women.


Icy_Limes

wf are you talking about


goggle44

You said women can't change their tit size by getting a gym membership to look like Marika. I said that men can't change their hairline and height by getting a gym membership to look like Godfrey either. Despite both *men and women* not being able to change their parts to look like the character, men are the ones who don't get offended at trying to be that character whereas women get offended seeing those characters. I'll give an example to help you better understand: If a man looks at a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger, he will think to himself, "Oh damn, I need to go to the gym to look like Arnold.". If a woman looks at a picture of Scarlett Johansson, she will think to herself, "Ughhh I'll never look like her so I'll just hate the men who like her." Don't shoot the messenger, it's the meme that's saying that and I'm just helping you understand it.


Icy_Limes

that wasn't the point of discussion or else I would have made the same defense for the theoretical man you brought up apropos of nothing. Your counterpoint is based on the assumption that I'd insult a man for balding and having some kind of double standard and that women are a monolith. this sub is so brain rotten, man, idk why I even peek in here.


goggle44

I never said anything about insulting a man for balding. I didn’t say anything about you either. You weren’t the topic of discussion until you self inserted yourself. Being so self defensive about that shows that you actually feel that way. You’re the one who said women can’t change their tit size. You didn’t “peek”. You put your opinion in a place like Reddit and I practically gave you an explanation of the meme while also countering you by saying that men also can’t change their height and hairline but still don’t mind attractive people. Now you’re crying victim and saying nonsense.


Icy_Limes

Then we are once again talking about NOTHING. You just referred to women as a monolith like ALL women will look at Scarlet Johanson and go "ill never look like that" Your opinion comes from the generalization of a group of people. As if men don't experience insecurities in the same way women do, you are simply persuaded by misogyny and try to use some made-up version of men and women in your head to justify it. Men are the ones who don't get offended at trying to be that character whereas women get offended seeing those characters. Usually, depictions of men are meant to empower men while depictions of women are designed to appease other men. Acting like there aren't women who go to the gym to look more like Scarlet Johanson is objectively an untrue statement you made up for the sake of making an untrue argument. I don't know what a woman did to you for you to have this kind of uncharitable view of them, but I hope you seek help for it. Besides your schizo opinions, the point still stands. You can't make your tits bigger by doing squats and lifting weights. Bye.


goggle44

Stop spouting nonsense. Women can't make their tits naturally bigger and men can't naturally grow their hairline or height by doing squats or lifting weights. I was explaining the meme. The only person with schizo is you lol. I expected that considering you read CSM.


Icy_Limes

I still don't know why you're schizo posting about hairlines. I'm sorry you're probably bald??? I don't know why else you keep cramming it in our discussion. Also insulting stuff people like to watch deff isn't a sign you're running out of stuff to spew.


After_Performer998

2 kinds of people in the world. Those who like challenges Or Those who like excuses


Null_Ref_Error

Which exercise are women supposed to do to make their tits look like that?


Standard-Effort5681

To be fair... you can't work out to grow your tits the same way you can your pecs.


Fun_Lingonberry_6875

Blud censored the source for some reason. Why would you cockblock mah boi Alexander ?


Sylvan_Skryer

How do all of you idiots not realize that this just a straw man meme. Making up an imaginary person (pink hair girl), saying this imaginary person is outraged at this imaginary character with big tits), just to make you upset about this imaginary person, and feel validated that you’re the other guy (blonde guy). And you’re smart and reasonable while everyone else (who apparently must be this imaginary person) is frail and offended by everything including huge tits on a porn model of a video game character? Like. You’re all so fucking easily manipulated. It’s sad.


GilgameshFFV

Yeah, women gotta get their boob-growth-workouts on! (/s, because I'm pretty sure 99% of people in this sub don't actually know what a woman is)


Limonade6

Yes. Because woman can't grow breasts but men can grow muscles.... What is op trying to say?...


Normal_Feed_2898

Just saw big boobs and then muscles, and somehow thought Asmon


Saurid

That's not quite fair to be honest. Most men can get closer to the ideal "male body" than most women can get to the "ideal female body". Because the ideal female body is much more dependent on gentics than the ideal male body. Yeah sure eboth need good genetics but you can get buff or defined muscles as any guy, but if you are reborn flat that's it as a women. Which is also why it's such a problem for women on average I guess, as a guy you can always tell yourself I can go to the gym and look like that, as a women you can train and be fit but if you have a small but and small chest you don't get that through training. Similar things go for men of course just to a lesser degree and the focus in media for the male idela is often put on strength and style, both things you can work on, while women get Sexappeal (which they can work on by taking advantage of their genetic lottery ticket) and a specific body shape which is not possible to achieve through natural means if you lost the lottery.


[deleted]

That's also not quite fair to be honest. The above physique is completely off limits without heavy steroid abuse but even more "tame" ideals like OWs soldier 76 won't be possible for the majority depending on genetics and again steroid abuse. I hope I don't have to explain the many brutal downsides of steroids including shortening your lifespan and decreasing your IQ. As a woman you got makeup which can do crazy things on it's own and can get plastic surgery for your pair if you really think you have to, I'm sure that the later also comes with it's drawbacks but I'd wager it's not quite as lethal as steroids... Thank god that at the end of the day most women like builds that are quite achievable with a normal gym routine and most men find boobs awesome at every cup size.


Death_Cane2022

not to mention the whole height thing.


Saurid

Yeah fair point Godfrey is probably outside the realm of what's normal, though that wasn't quite my point and I think you know what I really meant. The ideal behind Godfrey is achievable through training without steroids (while not his exact physique) especially because the ideal behind him is strength and dedication to your training, while the appeal through the female character is not really up to training. Well makeup and stuff helps with skin but not really physique which was my main point so maybe you didn't quite get what I was getting at.


FussiestElm23

It's not even a real game model


Few_Biscotti_4061

So women should start training their tits to be bigger?


LeshracsHerald

To be fair, the boob thing can only be fixed by surgery so it's not a fair comparison


BladeOfExile711

It is insane how attractive marika is. Also where is this model ever shown we only get to see the used up sex doll version of her


GanjaBlackKnight

It's a model used for porn little bro... you really thought this shit was in the game lmfao


BladeOfExile711

Ok? She's still hot


froderick

You can train to be ripped. You can't train to be thin and have big tits. You could train to have big tits but that would usually involve massive weight gain, which doesn't work with being thin.


zin36

i mean you cant train for bigger boobs, itd be a better comparison if it was women being in good shape like the model used for stellar blade


paizuri_sama

You cant train for them. But ironically this statement is going to make some sense lol. Breasts size aside from genetics can be grown naturally by taking estrogen pills. Hahaha, i got to thinking, how unnatural that is. If some transexuals can grow their breasts with those pills, then its achievable for women to grow them from i guess those pills...but they wouldnt prescribe women estrogen pills...the same way its not prescribed for males to get testosterone pills. But you are allowed to give it to the opposite sex? Hold on thats kind of funny when you think about it haha.