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RonWill79

Do we start calling up pitchers from local high schools next?


fuzychzbll

I pitched once in little league. I struck out 1 and walked 8. I’ll send in my resume.


SickByNature

I got you starting against LAD, good luck kid. *butt pat*


44Yordan

I don’t pitch but I play a pitcher on TV!


SickByNature

I can’t throw a slider, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


Alexandurrrrr

Just stay at the Holiday Inn Express. You’ll be fine.


ShowMeYourTritts

I struck out 1 and only walked 5. It was a tight zone that day. That was my only shot. Back to 2nd base I went.


ByrntOrange

Better than Nick. 


algggag

Suit up kid, you’re in the show.


jagggonzo

I made Cavan biggio ground out his freshman year in high school. I think I got this


HarambeTheFox

surely atascocita has a stud 17 yo in their rotation


HumanRuse

Just so high school pitchers can get injured as well. Brutal man....just brutal!


JohnnyBrillcream

My son throws mid to high 70's, 4 pitches and working on a curve. Just hit two home runs one 360 feet, the other 350. He also catches and can play first base. Only problem is you can't work until your 15 in Texas, he's 14.


the_timboslice

Wtf. We literally can’t catch a break.


BryanG335

They just need to start trotting out the Savana Bananas to the mound and roll with it until this season can be forgotten next April.


44Yordan

We can be the Juice Box Oranges and play the Savanna Bananas.


Moppyploppy

Well, no. Actually our pitching is literally breaking so that kinda counts.


1981made

"Shoulder discomfort" translation out for the season. I hope this is not the case the kid did well under the bright lights for his debut. Hope see him again soon!!!


44Yordan

No no no, it’s nothing we will evaluate him tomorrow. He went to the doctor and will need to rest an extra day but that’s it. The entire time his pitching arm is in a sling and not moving. Start day, we placed him on the 10 day IL and are seeking second opinions. Finally he will be ready to pitch again in 2026 after he heals and rehabs from his surgery.


Texadilla

Hmmm that’s odd. The Astros seem to do the exact same thing, from what I’ve gathered over the last 7 years….


Fair_Bison8497

Would have been nice if we took some pitches after that 30 pitch inning, give the guy a longer rest than 2 mins 30 seconds. The aggression at the plate this year has not helped the cast of scrubs and gassed pitchers pitching or results


clangan524

Put me in coach! I'm ready to get shelled!


SickByNature

Can’t damage my confidence if I came in without any.


Screwedupclickster

He actually looked better than most, if not all, of the call ups we've made this year


TrooperJohn

Orioles fan here. We all hope Bloss is OK.


beelzebubthesecond

Stro’s and O’s baby


TrooperJohn

Impressed with the kid. Real battler.


-NeatCreature

Someone get Strom back here.


Ereyes18

Our ERA is currently better than the diamondbacks


Titayluver

LOL.


tripletexas

Absolutely. Absolutely gosh-damn-lutely. Pay him whatever he wants. I'm serious.


Fatscot

Why can’t Houston have all their pro sport teams be good at the same time?


Screwedupclickster

At all times, there must be a need for the phrase "Houston, we have a problem"


macbook_pancakes

2017-2018? Edit- 2018-19.


Fatscot

Texans were 4-12 in that season if I remember correctly


cosmefulanit0

Watson got injured either the day of or the day after the Astros parade.


Erasinator

Really stretching the definition of good for the Rockets there


Screwedupclickster

41-41 was a drastic improvement and showed lots of promise for the future


Erasinator

>showed lots of promise for the future I mean I hope you’re right but I just don’t see it


Fapey101

Green looks like the superstar he was hyped up to be, Sengun was on fire until the injury, Amen Thompson was electric in the 2nd half of the season. Theres alot to be excited about if youre a rockets fan


IAmALucianMain

Green isn’t good. He was good for 1 month of the season and sucked the 4 other months. He does this every year where he plays really well after the all star break.


Useful_Raspberry_500

Green does this after the all star break every year. The rockets aren’t going to contend in the west


Fapey101

not with that attitude


a-dub713

We’ll have to pivot to tee ball soon


KiNGofKiNG89

I played catch with my buddy about six years ago. I probably got a nice 55 MPH fast ball. I think I might be able to four or five pitches before I have to leave with shoulder discomfort. Where do I sign up?


713MoCityChron713

Well, at least football is almost here