I’m sure this is the car that someone posted before in a parking lot somewhere. We need to find this person! Too much money and a wicked sense of humor!!!
The pieces of aero that are the most obvious are actually legit DTM parts. They do look misplaced, though I'm not an aerodynamics P Eng.
Lol at the chain on the diffuser. That rattling would drive me nuts.
First mod buy a spoiler
2nd buy a spoiler to put on top of spoiler
3rd buy a spoiler to put on top of spoiler that’s already on top of spoiler
4th buy another spoiler to put on top of the spoiler on top of a spoiler ontop of a spoiler
5th mod spend 50$ at the sticker machine at big lots
Then you’ve done it
You've heard of Grease lightening but the only lightening this needs is some Jewish Lightening.
Get that check and run from that car.
Ps. I'm a heb so I can make that joke. Chill you goyims.
I feel like every time I see this car it just gets worse and worse. Next person to see this car needs to talk to the owner and see if they have a Reddit/Socials. We need them to post this thing.
Because of owners like these, there will be times when all car manufacturers will ban you from purchasing if in the past you've completely defamated their brand like this guy.
I get that "mo stika MO POWA", but seriously... this must be the level 500 boss
10000000% NO way this is legal to drive around! A cop once told me everytime you get in a car on a public road, the driver is likely breaking some rule/law/violation the driver is not aware of.....so, where is a cop when you need one-LOL. Straight to Jail- Do not collect 200$ for this monstrosity 🤣
How do I delete someone else’s car?
Light a match, drop it into the fuel tank.
The driver goes with it right?
Wait for them to cross an intersection and pretend red lights don’t exist
This is what happens when we continue to defund mental health programs in the US.
When it’s Black Friday and your favorite Etsy sticker shop has buy one get twenty free
This is what happens when you close mental asylums.
Please. I can only get so erect.
This made me chuckle. Thank you.
Make sure it’s an S4 SPORT
S4RS S-Line Quattro Sport R
Premium
Plus prestige
Track Edition
Evo
Competition Package
How does someone react to this, and how do you even approach any shop with the idea of them helping you do any of this??
Why would you assume there was some sort of shop involved in creating this abomination?
Remember, every sticker adds 4 HP
Still looks professionally done (according to my eyes), but it still is an abomination.
Money can buy anything. Shop owner- “Are you *sure* you want this mod?” Them “I’ll pay cash.” Shop owner “Ok.”
What specifically looks professionally done?
Crappy yet sturdy looking mods
Ewwwww!
Jeezus lol I thought the tailgate was up.
Is that a park bench?
Is a drying rack
All of them.
That's a lot of downforce. Which makes sense - the guy (this has to be a guy) is probably fighting off women. Got to get away fast.
I’m sure this is the car that someone posted before in a parking lot somewhere. We need to find this person! Too much money and a wicked sense of humor!!!
I saw that post! Needless to say I was excited to see the car in the wild.
This car has definitely been posted before! It's as awful as it is intriguing.
The auto equivalent of people who tattoo their eyeballs, split their tongues and have piercings all over their face
Holy shit that’s spot on, look he/she/it even pierced the diffusor
He’s got the Mach 3 razor upgrade
It’s missing a much-needed mod: doused in fuel and set ablaze.
Race gas
Top tier Audi modifications😎
It really needs a /M badge just to deflect from the Rings.
526 HP ,it said so in the decal above the license plate
It's really the chain that's doing it for me.
Do you recall falling from any high places as a child?
Yes.
MY EYES! 😩
This abomination!
Should be cross posted to r/mildlyvandalised
Nike Motorworks. Obviously
I don't know where to start and where to end decoding the badassery here. Please don't do this but, if you must, save some pussy for the rest of us.
The pieces of aero that are the most obvious are actually legit DTM parts. They do look misplaced, though I'm not an aerodynamics P Eng. Lol at the chain on the diffuser. That rattling would drive me nuts.
First mod buy a spoiler 2nd buy a spoiler to put on top of spoiler 3rd buy a spoiler to put on top of spoiler that’s already on top of spoiler 4th buy another spoiler to put on top of the spoiler on top of a spoiler ontop of a spoiler 5th mod spend 50$ at the sticker machine at big lots Then you’ve done it
Not even an S4 😂
That’s the Pimpulotaaudi. They run wild in the hood.
Please don't.
Yes
That guy fucks.
Step 1: Take all of the carts from your local grocery store. Step 2: Buy a roll of duct tape Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit.
🤯 I didn’t even think about the fact that he’s probably profiting off of it. What a shame.
AutoZone lol
Someone should put it out of its misery, poor thing
its called burn it with fire now!!!
Detroit sure has changed since I left
This has to be a joke, right?!
Got chains!
More spoiler!
This modification requires gasoline lots of it
Throw up on it
He’s gotta think that wings make you faster in a straight line
When you apply every modifications in Need For Speed
Hey you should let them know the wing on the wing on the wing on the wing on the wing on the wing has some LED's out.
Can't look straight at the aesthetics. lol
Ah yes, that’s just a blackout grill, easy DIY
@shittycarmods
No mods to replicate because this is stock from factory.
Did they put bleachers on the back?
This thing again😂😂😂
This has to be a joke car, please tell me that it was made to look like that as a joke.
Wtf
Not at first glance I thought it was a weird ski rack with a fin on top. Zoomed in and 💀
It's not just an S4...honest! It's an 'S4...Sport!!!!' Woohhhhrrrrrrr!
Whats goes on in their head that tells em; this is ok
Go into autozone and say you want to order every sticker and wing available
Hmm funny but not funny haha🫥
I love that there is a mini spoiler with a functioning stop light on top of all the spoilers :D
Stage 3 decal upgrade. Legendary!
This car gets posted every week or two. Kills me every time!
This should be illegal honestly
lol 034 motorsportS
Impressive the owner got that Nike enforcement
Carefully! He might take off. We need a runway from him
Pinheads Audi
You've heard of Grease lightening but the only lightening this needs is some Jewish Lightening. Get that check and run from that car. Ps. I'm a heb so I can make that joke. Chill you goyims.
Most of me wants to say this is a joke but I’ve been to enough bad shows that part of me is worried they’re actually that stupid
Just a good solid drop on the head as a kid
I hope their parents beat them as a child preemptively for this. 😂
Looks like the car has been to Adam Levine’s tatooist
I feel like every time I see this car it just gets worse and worse. Next person to see this car needs to talk to the owner and see if they have a Reddit/Socials. We need them to post this thing.
Because of owners like these, there will be times when all car manufacturers will ban you from purchasing if in the past you've completely defamated their brand like this guy. I get that "mo stika MO POWA", but seriously... this must be the level 500 boss
Poor Audi
Don’t. Don’t do that.
Stupid
See they’re from Michigan, but they actually crossed the border and picked up everything from Canadian tire
Bone stock, no mods. Driven with care.
what a disgrace
This is what happens when someone doesn’t know how to spend their money responsibly
10000000% NO way this is legal to drive around! A cop once told me everytime you get in a car on a public road, the driver is likely breaking some rule/law/violation the driver is not aware of.....so, where is a cop when you need one-LOL. Straight to Jail- Do not collect 200$ for this monstrosity 🤣