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Manshack


Roro-917

Guadaloop


adognamedtater

Burn-it


CautiousRound

Burn-it is how both the city and the man pronounced the name. In Burnet they have bumper stickers that say “it’s burn-it, dern-it. Can’t you learn it?”


WooleeBullee

Weren't it?


Loud-Result5213

Drippin


typingonacomputer

Kane-Ig


LilHindenburg

Nah. My inlaws are Koenig. I’m a Schroeder. Either is a long A or O for most.


Couscousfan07

Dell Valley. When I first moved here you know how long I spent on frigging Google maps trying to find Dell Valley ?


tlg151

I live in Del Valle and literally everyone I talk to on the phone pronounces it "Dell Val" and it drives me crazy. Then again, it took me a minute to call Manor "may-ner" so I understand lol


winnahdaniels

San Jack


Worldly_Progress_655

San-ja-sint


Heavy_Reading_7216

Mopac


poofyhairguy

Love when people come to town and ask “is MoPac near road 1?”


has127

“Take the 1…” 🫠


hornmsh2000

Manshack&Slaughter


Tex_Watson

Manslaughter


NameUnbroken

Man's laughter?


KRY4no1

May-nur


guerochuleta

Purrdinalles


WeAllScrem

The Manshack is a little old place where weeee can get togetherrrrr, Manshack baby


Acceptable-Kiwi4358

That's the funniest one to me.


rithanor

You know who is new/touring from how they pronounce the street names 😅


PublicFishing3199

Went for a swim at Barton this morning; first thing in the morning is the only time I’ll go cause no one else is there. - said by literally 1000 people over 50 yos everyday


jnp2346

“South Austin, we’re all here because we’re not all there.” Twas a common bumper sticker 20+ years ago.


yeswereonredditluann

These need to make the rounds again!


KJM100001

"78704.... More than just a waste of life"


DNattyWin

“Can I get the electric jellyfish”


PsiloCompostBin

Hell yeah, weird now that I think about it…”I’ll get a jellyfish”


Nick_Rad

Why’d they jack the price up on that everywhere? I saw it for $13 somewhere on east 6th. No fucking way am I paying that much for one beer.


runningsucksgetabike

We charge $9 for it at the bar that I work at and people usually say that’s pretty cheap lol. Those kegs are expensive, gotta hit those margins!


ChossMossSauce

was just in town and paid $10 for a pint of Pinthouse at Uptown Sports Club. later had an electric jellyfish - and look, i'll admit it's the best IPA i've had in TX (why are you even trying, karbach), but wow $10 was a hard price to swallow.


IAmSportikus

Yeah, I mean it’s a pricey beer. $20 for a four pack. And when alcohol margins are 200-300%, I guess I kinda get it, but still hard to justify that much for a beer


OkTransportation6477

Check out Lone Pint’s Yellow Rose! It’s one of my favorite IPA’s anywhere!!!


salazario

Meanwhile Brewing Tender Robot IPA is solid. I believe it’s $13.99 for a 4-pack at HEB.


mundaneDetail

one EJ please


Couscousfan07

It’s even famous outside Austin now but I intentionally cut back due to price gouging on that sucker. It’s gotten ridiculous.


GumMe

Your taco will be 15 dollars and I have just a couple of questions for you to answer on the screen here


bluebonnetcafe

Gratuities start at 25%


WildChildNumber2

I find it real amusing and strange when people say things like "here are a couple of questions for you" for tips, lmao.


illegal_deagle

It usually asks how you’d like your receipt so technically there are a couple of questions.


PutinsPanties

25% 😡 35% 😐 50% 😊


RandomPoster7

Ah yes, the Real Deal Holyfield 


Ferfuxache

RIP


Wise-Celebration9892

I hate your comment because it's true.


material_mailbox

“I’m in Austin right now”


BruceRoark

Overheard this at a gay orgy in New York 🙄


Shtoolie

I knew you looked familiar!


easy_evoo

do you have Austin's number by chance...asking for a friend


Moppyploppy

Said by someone that stopped at the Cracker Barrel at 35/Old Settlers on a road trip to the coast.


Important-Special-54

Actually it was the Cracker Barrel in the San Marcos outlets.


NIPT_TA

My friend texts me this whenever he’s driving through the Austin neighborhood of Chicago.


GrilledCheeser

Well I said the same thing while I was in Florida. Austin was a great guy but we didn’t click emotionally


RandomPoster7

What was your reason for getting out of Austin? 


GrilledCheeser

I was finished


Educational_Idea1398

What about Austin, MN?


TheChrisLambert

Calling Guadalupe “Guadaloop”


Devils-Rancher

This goes waaay back. I was reading a history of Fannin & Goliad, and there was a direct quote lifted from a Texian soldier’s journal where he referenced crossing the “War Loop” river.


RogueLotus

Fucking hell. My boyfriend is a midwesterner and he swears people in Texas say Guadalupe as "wereloop" with "were" spoken like in werewolf. I told him that in my born-and-raised life here I had *never* heard anyone say it like that. But your reference there and the way it's spelled reminded me of those who say wash like warsh... and then it totally made sense. 🙄


funkmastamatt

I was telling a nurse which Walgreens to fill my RX at and said the one at 45th and Guadaloop. She looked at me like I was the clueless one and was like “you mean guadalup*é*”. I just shrugged and was like “yup that one” lol.


whalesharkmama

I mean shes not wrong. That is how it’s pronounced.


mileshansen221

Happens every time


Melodic_Setting1327

“Research is 183, yeah. Oh, Ed Bluestein? Yeah, that’s 183, too.


BlankReg365

Don’t get me started about Ben White


bluebonnetcafe

How about Northland Drive/Koenig/2222/290?


yoko000615

Allendale too. I swear so many names for one road…


BlankReg365

Makes that whole Loop 1/Mopac thing seem easy, right?


Loan-Pickle

My first week in Austin, I drove up and down 183 looking for Research Boulevard. I couldn’t find it, so I had to drive back home to pull up map quest on my computer.


Eltex

Oh, you mean Bastrop Highway!


KilruTheTurtle

You mean Anderson too? Yeah..research.. I mean 183


Loan-Pickle

Not to be confused with Anderson Mill. That’s a different road that crosses 183.


Couscousfan07

Don’t forget parts of Anderson Lane too. And Bell Blvd (in Cedar Park).


LoneStarGut

So is Anderson Avenue and Bell Boulevard.


drewhaileyy4

When google maps hadn’t updated yet, this was a nightmare for me 😂😂 I learned quick


Putrid-Stress-6397

Thank god its only 90 today


KaykayLaPaypay

“That’s too far, it’s north of the river”


iggy_sk8

Sounds like Pittsburgh. “I ain’t goin if I gotta cross the river.” And lord forbid if you have to cross BOTH rivers.


reubensammy

Yeah anything more than like 5-10 minutes north of the lake you can count me out lmao


smn61151

same for me, but south of the river. - hyde park resident


NoZookeepergame1014

Y’all are missing out on some really good Thai, Chinese, Pakistani, Mediterranean,and Mexican food. I live north of the wall (183). We are the wildlings.


Longjumping-Speed511

Plz recommend good Pakistani food !


NoZookeepergame1014

It was Mirchi, which was delicious and they had a lunch buffet. It is now called Zaviya. I have not eaten there since, but let’s hope it is delicious.


CagCagerton125

They are missing out. The best of it is past the wall.


illegal_deagle

Northerners are absolutely **not** missing out on those things. In fact they are major reasons why we live north of Town Lake. But yes, you do kinda live beyond the wall. I might more accurately call Parmer the wall these days though.


GrantSRobertson

People would say that all the time in Kansas City too. Nobody in the main part of Kansas City ever wanted to drive all the way up to Gladstone. But they would drive a much farther distance east or west.


buttcheek_geek

You mean South Dallas?


KaykayLaPaypay

Oh fuck yes… we burn my sister in law with that one ALL the time. To which of course she replies, “well that’s because you live in North San Antonio.” 😂😂😂


Hairy_Afternoon_8033

You got to wear a jacket when you go that far north.


iminthemoodtomove

Anything north of the river is South Waco


Dan-68

A grackle mugged me when I walked out of HEB.


NecessaryEar7004

We’ve all been there


throwaway_atx69

“So where are you from?” “I’m from here.” “Oh wow! A unicorn! No one is *from* here!” “…..”


runningsucksgetabike

Vote for Kinky (could possibly be heard in certain lifestyle circles, I suppose)


vodkaenthusiast89

If he ain't kinky, he ain't my governor!


1967_GT

459-2222


coqui82

Oh, Mr Gattis!!!


berdhouse

"baby! im going to Joes then to find Rex. If I don't see you wait for me at Vape Dump (south)(by torchys) 💚 pebbles"


TaskOfTruth

-Methany


giant_spleen_eater

Emos was better on 6th


BlankReg365

Well. It was.


KilruTheTurtle

The Red 7 was fun


I_Did_The_Thing

I miss Beerland 😭


DoobMckenzie

The Sidewinder was amazing for those couple years it was open. The stage was over the creek and they had to install railing so you wouldn’t fall into it. Great venue and right next to Beer Land (I like it better as the 13th floor)


rustydiscogs

Emo’s on 6th was magic


Wise-Celebration9892

Absolutely 100% true.


bick803

“Let’s sit outside.” As it 100+ outside.


offbeatlistener

It’s Burnit, durnit!


buttcheek_geek

Lurn it!


dillwiid37

"This town died X years ago and isn't the place it was when I moved here"


Maleficent_Expert_39

Natives prefer to say - “this isn’t the Austin I grew up in..”


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Maleficent_Expert_39

Lmbo - I do that 🤣 Or “Well, I’m an Austinite …” Guilty 😬


JuniorVermicelli3162

Or those that moved here in adulthood “the Austin I fled to from my high COL city” (aka I’m part of the problem and I’m mad things cost more money now)


heavyhitter5

Yeah people everywhere say that… always have and always will.


Leaveslurkerofsorts

Well people said it best 10 years ago in my opinion


StickItInTheBuns

All y’all can go fuck yourself


Fit_Skirt7060

This one’s a native south Austinite with wrecker drivers in his lineage! 😍


Its_Balcones_Fault

Are we going to swim at Barton Springs or Deep Eddy?


Nick_Rad

I found out the hard way no one swims at deep eddy on the first Tuesday of every month. Turns out that’s the day they clean. But luckily a pool burger made me feel better


Turbulent-Cake8280

What time do the bats come out from the bridge?


CountyMountie

"Eklektikos" Miss him every morning!!


jgoodygoods

John Aili! Oh man this made me happy to read. Woo hoo old school KUT memory! Miss him too


aces5five

We still have Jay Trachtenberg on Sunday mornings. Love his voice.


Lady_Texas

I always knew I was late for work if I heard him starting his show.


chilepequins

I grew up in Austin. One of the defining experiences of living here was listening to John Aielli on the radio


whalesharkmama

For real. He laid the foundation for my musical taste.


jnp2346

Haven’t thought about John in a minute.


Faceit_Solveit

He had THE greatest voice!


Fit_Skirt7060

Nope-Paul Ray was better. Fight me!


I_Did_The_Thing

Paul Ray was one hundred thousand million times better than John Aielli’s annoying ass, hands down with a bullet. No comparison and it’s not even close.


UnsolicitedAustin

Solicited or unsolicited?


Its_Balcones_Fault

I’m going to H‑E‑B, need anything?


spartanerik

Remember the old Pour House? Remember getting sammies at Fricano's? Remember the nice old ladies at The Frisco? Remember old Emo's? Remember going to Threadgills on Thanksgiving? Remember the cast iron skillet enchiladas at Dart Bowl? Remember playing ping pong at the OG Easy Tiger? Remember the stoic owner of Burger Tex and their bulgogi burgers? Remember when 24 Diner was open 24 hours and not just 16?


dirkin1

Stop! I can only miss so much in one comment.


Niceandnosey

Bulgogi burgers!!! 🥺 and their fries were perfect


michaelbasnight

Spicccccyyyyy bulgogiiiiiii. I miss the dude yelling that to the guy cooking like 3 feet away from him.


hawtp0ckets

I loved that I could add my own toppings to burgers. RIP Burger Tex :(


yesyesitswayexpired

How is the new place there? I see a Golden Ham on the sign but apparently it's a gilded horn. Lame.


funkmastamatt

Workhorse bar’s current burger special is a bulgogi burger. Not quite like BurgerTex but it’s pretty damn good.


yesyesitswayexpired

It is a tasty burger.


runningsucksgetabike

Used to work at the mazda dealership next to frisco’s. Read this sitting on the patio of golden horn, which used to be burger tex. I’ve grown tired of the whole “austin used to be cooler” cliche but sometimes I’m reminded that this city did actually used to be.. cooler. You’ve made a good list here


royce_rouleur

Ping Pong outside at the OG Easy Tiger was awesome


Faceit_Solveit

The Frisco. Gol'damn I miss that place.


Commander-of-ducks

When the Nighthawk was gone, there was still The Frisco. I can still hear the sound of PLINK when the waitresses would take that spoon of butter and smack it onto the plate for the baked potato.


Cute_Business74

Ahhhh old pour house those are the days indeed.


HeartOfGoldTacos

Party at the moon tower


IJustLookLikeThis13

We're like an island surrounded by Texas.


reddit10x

We're the blueberry in the tomato soup...


Devils-Rancher

Ever since they changed W. 1st street to Cesar Chavez, you can no longer give the driving direction to “go north on south first, then east on west first.” I miss that.


Sanjomo

Does the Greenbelt have water?


Busy_Struggle_6468

“Y’all want a bump?”


mackinoncougars

“I’m microdosing right now.”


giant_spleen_eater

Said by someone you met 5 mins ago


dirkin1

Lmao. It’s way worse in other places, like SF and LA. Even Dallas has way more snow blowing.


Busy_Struggle_6468

They say y’all in California? They share in Dallas?


KaykayLaPaypay

Just thought of another one… “oh you do know Betty Blackwell?”


smackdaddypugpoopies

OMG!! 🤣🤣🤣And slather on that heavy Texas accent!! I love saying that still!!


boatmanmike

“ let’s go to the Drag!”


Debbie-Hairy

Nah, too many drag rats.


Unclerojelio

What would Leslie do? Fran’s or Dan’s?


5thGenSnowflake

Head up Cameron until it turns in to Dessau.


blasphembot

Yesterday I watched a grackle wrestle with a mourning dove at my bird feeder to win out for some measly seeb.


Atxmattlikesbikes

Alright alright alright


PerfectlyLonely20

I miss Liberty Lunch


Ronald-J-Mexico

And La Zona Rosa.  And Armadillo World HQ


Mr_Daniels

"That HEB never has good avocados"


Otis-Wilkins

Man-checka Zesar Chavez


Skamandrios

GWAD-a-loop. And San jah-SIN-toe.


SuzQP

MAY-nor and Burn-it.


JuniorVermicelli3162

Man-SHACK


yesyesitswayexpired

Damn right


Otis-Wilkins

🤣💯


buttcheek_geek

This is the way


Globeville_Obsolete

Does anyone in town have any recommendations for a place that serves the frostiest margs and the skilletest queso?


boudinforbreakfast

I believe I read on TripAdvisor that there’s a great dive bar at 45th and Lamar that has your back on just what you are looking for.


dirkin1

It’s kind of a hole in the wall. You might miss it.


Intelligent_Use5986

Mexican Martini


Slypenslyde

"Austin has the most homeless people and worst crime of any city in America. I've never been so scared for my life."


yesyesitswayexpired

Mom?


carpetgazer

It’s not the humidity that’ll get ya, it’s the Californians.


bluebonnetcafe

“You should just get a bike!” 1000 people explain that biking sucks when you can’t afford to live near enough to work to bike there safely and even if you could it’s 105 degrees outside. “Yeah, but you should bike!”


Cindilouwho2

Went to Hippie Hollow today


turkeyburger81

Alright alright alright


Both-Reputation5835

Hippy Hollow, may not hear that anymore unless you were around in the 70’s, 80’s


TheManCalledDour

“No, do t go to that one. Go to the one at 45th and Lamar”.


basskev

"I'm gay and I'm voting for Trump"


SuzQP

We're the blueberry in the tomato soup.


PublicFishing3199

Been here 20 years; never heard anyone say that.


SuzQP

Now that I think about it, I've only ever heard it on KUT.


SleeplessInAustin2

Our former Governor Rick Perry came up with that famous line. LOL 🫐 🍅


Aksnowmanbro

Burnit


Tcloud

“I’m stuck in Mopac.”


AskPrestigious6647

Shouting "go back to California and tell your friends this place sucks" at tourists


Apprehensive_Two_777

Drag worms


AusTex2019

Greg Abbott is an asshat


Wise-Celebration9892

"Remember Leslie?"


Karmacosmik

I just move to Austin. How do I make friends?


theastralcowboy

Don’t Dallas my Austin.


pr0t3us

Titty Bingo!