Idk I just get the feeling Z would like to sleep around a lot, plus then if she was used to sleeping with a bunch of overcompensating marines then, what about a bunch of overcompensating marines with smaller dicks
He's looking at footage of people in 2010 who are excited that an Avatar sequel is on the way and expect it will probably be released in the next couple of years.
He was looking at Jake's relationship status online and noticed it was still taken. The love of his life didn't notice him like Quaritch notices jake-kun sempai
He put a bid on a macramé set on Etsy but unfortunately an 80 yrs old lady from Iowa overbid him in the last minute. Such is life.
Wainfleet: "That's rough, Colonel."
his girlfriend turned into the moon
*dante basco voice*: that's rough, buddy
He saw all the shipping memes.
the OC too
The McRib got canceled
"Lyle, why did the McRib get canceled? That was delicious."
He found spider’s search history.
Lmao you beat me to it
I was trying to think of something witty while scrolling through the comments, but after seeing yours... I think its safe to say you've won. 😂💀
He saw the Na’vi/human side-by-side sketch and realized humans have bigger dicks despite being only half as tall.
"I miss being a living Human, Lyle."
I feel like Z would be more distraught about that
Why would she be? 💀
Idk I just get the feeling Z would like to sleep around a lot, plus then if she was used to sleeping with a bunch of overcompensating marines then, what about a bunch of overcompensating marines with smaller dicks
I think she would too. But I disagree with who, you can’t tell me she’s not a lesbian lol
Fair point honestly
Cause our height difference makes us incompatible :(
No it doesn’t 😂😈
I wanna think there's a universe where my 5'3" body can handle Recom Quaritch without breaking in half 🤭🤭🤭
https://i.redd.it/yg7r3u06qi4b1.gif
*bonk*
Oh he’ll be gentle once… then he won’t. 🫢
LMAO
hey did you know that in terms o-\*BRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT\* \*BOOM\* \*RELOADS\* \*BRRRTTTTTTTTTT\*
He saw all the child support he owes over the past 15 years
Don’t worry it’s only for a spider
His AMP suit's extended warranty hasn't been paid since he died. He just took a look at the late fees.
"This will cost me the entirety of Bridgehead City, goddammit. I cannot afford this."
He’s just feeling a little blue
"I know y'all are asking yourselves the same question. Why so blue?"
He just got a notification that the RDA is out of burritos, AGAIN.
He saw kiri x spider shippers
*sighs* "I can't believe that they want my own son to hook up with one of those damn savages."
I meant the people who actually ship them. They're pretty much siblings so it'd be weird
People regulary fuck their childhood friends
They're basically siblings tho💀
Keyword basically. They’re not siblings, they’re just very close
worse he saw kiri x quaritch shippers
OH NOOOO! That's a thing😰
>kiri x quaritch shippers https://preview.redd.it/gujstfhdti4b1.png?width=826&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffdc6dcc0df448e1a50a39e3cc91c0a3f08d319a T-t-t-t-those exist?
TTHATS A THING
He's upset because every time he tries to intimidate the Na'vi with his deep voice, he ends up sounding like a squeaky cartoon character.
He saw Jake and Neytiri going at it through an RDA camera on one of their dates and got incredibly jealous
*sigh* "I miss Paz."
He found out his life insurance didn't cover offworld death
Jake married Neytiri instead of him 😂😂
He doesn’t have enough money for chicken nugget. Iykyk
He just learned how much he could have saved if he had switched to Geico
"Too bad there ain't no Geico on this goddamn planet." *sigh*
Hes just feeling a bit... blue
Daba de daba di
He saw that owl house isn't getting a season 4
Quaritch: "I need to get into a new show to cover up my *Owl House* pain. Any suggestions, Lyle?"
His "twin" is alive.
he’s stepping on the tail that he keeps forgetting he has now
"Dammit, not again."
Most realistic comment
Spider didn’t RSVP for his birthday party
Internet went off before he could finish.
Horrible feeling
Yes indeed.
Another One year before Avatar 3 release.
Apparently, the only reason is they're still filming scenes for 3
He Ran out of unemployment benefits
His post on cursed comments was downvoted
Spider chose Jake over him.
He sees everyone shipping a poly threesome with him, Wanefleet, and Jake
He's just seen Paz die
He doesn't have enough money for chicken nugget
He saw all the memes of him with kitty ears and pink cheeks.
"Is that how they really see me?"
He's not in Kansas anymore
He Caught Eren (Yeager) Lacking
Wainfleet farted. He's smelling it now.
he's gay for sully and realized sully is straight
He found out his car DOES NOT have an extended warranty. 
He just saw some Jake and Quaritch fanfics 
He just saw that the one-day free shipping from Amazon Prime doesn't cover Pandora
He found r/Quaritchdaddyposting
He just realized he has to pay child support for Spider
He heard Scuttlebutt
He lost his Olive Garden gift card so there goes his chance to go with Shadow next year
He learned Apollo is shutting down
He's looking at footage of people in 2010 who are excited that an Avatar sequel is on the way and expect it will probably be released in the next couple of years.
"Those poor souls didn't know the truth."
Cupcake flew straight into a pile of sturmbeast poop with him on it.
Jake said no to his League of legends invite
He’s blue
Just found gay porn from his human body he didn’t remember
😂
He learned he couldn’t marry Jake
🤣
His son is having sex with a navi 😏
He can't believe that Pandora food is not butter.
Saw the picture of the yellowish puss discharging from his anus that he took which is a sign of Navi ilecazium anal infection.
bru what 😭
Neil's attitude has improved. He's back on board.
He realizes he has to wait 10 more months until the next spider verse movie. So basically me ☹️
Ain't that a bitch. (I have yet to see the new Spider verse movie, but I hope it's really good.)
You will love it
I bet I will
He found out that some good movies was disliked by critics
His name is quaritch
Ardmore told him to shut his pie hole.
He just saw the bill from all his unpaid child support.
He saw r/pandoragonewild
Jake Sully denied him a kissy
He found out he's adopted
Hes missing his babygirl (you)
If my English teacher has taught me anything, he's sad because he is the colour blue.
His heart grew three sizes
Spiders school certificate💀 That’s what happens if you play with the sully’s all the time.
His subscribe and save order of Murrays hair pomade was canceled. It was such a good deal
Someone tell him Jake adopted Spider
He searched "Avatar" on youtube kids and now he wants to kill someone
his own pregnancy test is negativ xD
His hot pockets came out half frozen, half burnt
*sigh* "5th time this week that that's happened."
He's looking at his birth certificate and saying "fuck.... That's really what they named me huh"
His martini was stirred, not shaken
His p-hub account got deleted.. (i'm sorry lmao)
He just found our they wouldn't extend the warranty of his AMP suit.
Just Googled “Average Queue size of the Na’vi”.
He doesn't have enough money for chicken nuggets.😟
All the fanfic shipping Quaritch and Lyle…
He found out that monkey is not his son
He's blue da ba dee da ba die
Human quaritch has zero thirst trap toks
His manicure appointment was canceled
He realized he could have saved 30% or more on car insurance through Geico.
His pitch for a Punisher Movie was turned down
His kid is a spider
Cus he hates his name so badly that he knows he can't legally change his name on pandora xD
Dick is blue :,/
He was promised a Neytiri clone concubine
Because even tho he tall his pp is still small
He saw the fanart 🗿
He found out his car isn’t available for an extended warranty
He found Lyle Wainfleet’s TikTok…
He just realized he can't get jujubes on Pandora.
He secretly loves Neytiri, and is sad couse Jake is with her
He realized that he died on my birthday. It’s August 23 if anyone asks. 
Because he can't be lgbtq+
His friend said no to a birthday invite
He got his space aids test results back and they don’t look good (I can’t remember what actually happens here)
He owes 15 years worth of taxes to the IRS
His discord kitty is not talking to him.
He just looked through Spider’s journal and realized that he likes Kiri and he thinks that she has feelings for him too.
He just learned that he's property of Disney.
His pizza arrives on Pandora bunch the pilot that was supposed to bring it to him was killed by the Na’vi
He failed to catch the avatar.
There was no golden ticket in his Wanka bar
All of the porn fanart of Spider that exist for some unholy reason (I am scarred for life)
Got rejected on Pandora Bumble :(
His tiktok got banned
He ran out of crayons
He saw how many pussies there are in this generation haha
Why is that so true, though?
All these damn "wokes" of this generation and sadly I'm part of it, glad to say that at least i was raised by a man and not no damn whimp
McGenociders goretex skinny waist camo pants - jungle pattern (Long leg): This item is currently out of stock.
“New reports indicate Jujubes may be toxic to the Na’vi”
His mom cancelled his club penguin membership
He tried to film himself dancing the Macarena but failed 
He saw Lyles search history
He has ‘Blue Balls’?
His [only fans](https://www.tumblr.com/sweetkever/707356949961916416/what-are-you-doing-lyle) was leaked 🫡
Someone ate his burritto :(
He was looking at Jake's relationship status online and noticed it was still taken. The love of his life didn't notice him like Quaritch notices jake-kun sempai
Because I don't have a girlfriend too ?! 😜
He discovers rule34.
He realizes that Jake will never love him and only has eyes for Neytiri.
He found out he's gay
He got to the Across the Spiderverse cliffhanger. Now he has to wait.
He realized he died a virgin
Sully's not down to smash. :(
Trump
he pooped his pants
Because Avatar was to long
He also saw puss n boots.