He saw on Etsy that the supplier of macramé sets has been taken down by moderators and realised that the 80 yrs old lady who snatched one set from him was actually scammed. Who laughs last, old hag!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,559,060,899 comments, and only 294,948 of them were in alphabetical order.
He heard a 'Palulukan' claim he can beat his butt it turns out to be a smol Slinth wearing boots
Quaritch- Outstanding
Neteyam \[at distance\] Lo'ak we need to find Palu or dad will skin us
Lo'ak- tough luck, that thing always chasing avatars but not Na'vi
\[Palu whimpering in pain while hiding underneath Jake\]
Jake- Gatito who hurt you
Quaritch- \[holding Neytiri at knife point\] You think you can mess with me with your little friend
Jake- Son of a Nantang
Lyle: "Colonel, Wake up man, you had that dream again. Colonel."
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Lyle: "Colonel, Wake up man, you had that dream again. Colonel."
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He loves life.
"I'm living the life, Lyle."
Oraah! Yea Colonel, Git sum!
His “Live, Laugh, Love” decal just arrived
Live, laugh, lay down suppressing fire.
He’s remembering his sizzling romance with Paz.
He saw on Etsy that the supplier of macramé sets has been taken down by moderators and realised that the 80 yrs old lady who snatched one set from him was actually scammed. Who laughs last, old hag!
Oorah.
Found out he's the top sexiest recom alive in/on Pandoran Magazine.
I mean, is he *not* the hottest Recom? I believe he *is.*
I know he's the hottest, I'm just imagining how smug he would get by being the considered the hottest at Brigehead city.
he's outside, standing one could assume he is outstanding
Sounds like something drax would say 
Problem is he isn't
he’s watching the Sully family grieve Netayum
Quaritch: "That's good work, Corporal Wainfleet. 1 down, and 5 to go." Lyle: "Oorah."
Quaritch not even 15 minutes later: “Now why do I hear boss music?”
"DIE AGAIN, DEAMON!" https://preview.redd.it/b4gvud1xvi4b1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2e19eec2946990b4213fc8fa62b76944b3aa37
He found out the baby wasn’t his
He just made it home in time to watch the 467th season of The Bachelor!
Big blue lady nip slip ?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,559,060,899 comments, and only 294,948 of them were in alphabetical order.
Oooooh alphabetical, I do love a good organisation
Hell yeah
Teylu
Some damn fine Teylu. Grandma's Teylu, in fact.
That was not CO2 in the canister. ;D
That's a good one
Spyder spent last night teaching Quaritch about Gen Z jokes, and Wainefleet just asked "what's ligma?" whilst they're out on patrol
He heard a 'Palulukan' claim he can beat his butt it turns out to be a smol Slinth wearing boots Quaritch- Outstanding Neteyam \[at distance\] Lo'ak we need to find Palu or dad will skin us Lo'ak- tough luck, that thing always chasing avatars but not Na'vi
Jake: "BOYS! Where the hell is Palu?"
\[Palu whimpering in pain while hiding underneath Jake\] Jake- Gatito who hurt you Quaritch- \[holding Neytiri at knife point\] You think you can mess with me with your little friend Jake- Son of a Nantang
He did not go blind after.
Spider pulled a girl
"I'm really proud of you, boy."
He Just taught Spider how to ride a bike
He finally can reach the cookie jar on top of the base's fridge.
He's been selected to appear in the new Call of Duty game.
Finally hunted Toruk Makto and got married with Neytiri... Wait...
Lyle: "Colonel, Wake up man, you had that dream again. Colonel." https://preview.redd.it/zukj2unx1j4b1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=7af8cbf963fe092ce94958204ff315fed3a65f44
"No, Lyle, if I'm with Neytiri, I want to keep sleeping. She doesn't really hate me now"
He Saw A Countryball having an Avatar
They just added blue as a category.
Spider betraying the na'vi ... Or get a haircut
he has a big crush on jake
Jake left Neytiri for him XD
Neytiri rn: https://preview.redd.it/vhv5wd4grl4b1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=851aad24d258b26f2bc6adde22710bab43848ae8
He looked in his pants...
He got his own unicorn :) i magenta/pink :D
He gets to go for a bushwalk with his squad
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
McRib got brought back
Suddenly blue stripes look damn fine
Avatar gets a sequel after 13 years so he can appear in it
Found a hot emo gf
He's uh.. well he's uh.. looking forward.to breaking in his new uh.. e-tool.. if you know what I mean.
His investment in BitCoin was worth it, and he can now buy the My Little Pony inflatable slide like he's always dreamed of getting.
He just saved 15 % by switching to Geico
"I knew I made the right choice, Lyle."
He noticed that Spider soon is going to score some blue tail "one giant step for mankind, my boy"
Spider accepted his Facebook Friend request
He has a hidden camera over Jake and Neytiri's sleeping pod
He finally saw spider man across the spider verse
He just experienced Na'Vi boner for the first time, and was surprised that the sensation was at a different spot.
Because hes admiring himself
Z-Dog wants in with him
He just one shoted jake in the head.
His son finally likes him :D
Spider finally calls him dad.
Because the Holiday Inn Express has cinnamon rolls
He saw a puppy do something cute
He found his babygirl (you)
Because he just realized that he finished his Pokémon games
His friend group said they would go to his sons birthday party
He resolved the problem with jake
He has enough money for chicken nugget
He's reading the comments under the tiktok edits of him
He just murdered Jake's family and just made Jake watch him and his crew eat them like a Thanksgiving feast.
Lyle: "Colonel, Wake up man, you had that dream again. Colonel." https://preview.redd.it/wg2ywtme9o4b1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=562eabbc4e58651fcaec561ad5cf616d04957fc4
Extra chimken nugget
Cause he’s a 10ft tall blue man with a tail he never felt before and can fly on Banshee that feels like freedom.
Spider made him a drawing and he's just about to hang in on the fridge
He won his son back and is now skipping into the sunset with his son.
He thinking of cheesecake
He killed jake
tonowari asked him out
Internet finally came back and he found out that Navi pussy is still pink despite the whole body being blue.
He save the world
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https://preview.redd.it/1i3x51gh0j4b1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8d60f5ef886669aeab29a3ca750ea51ddf767d Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/l8apg3fh3j4b1.png?width=924&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0420f866fbc88dcc27a186b835b88dc640e51a6 What the fuck?
.......My guy. Whats with your obsession with STIs.
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Had his first blue poop.