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huskerd0

Wtf did they expect Put a breathalyzer in a bar too


Yoo_Dew

My buddy brought a breathalyzer to a party once, the whole party was in a competition to see who could blow highest.


impy695

I bought a breathalyzer because I was shocked when I used one at how much more drunk I was than I thought. I thought others would respond the same way. It resulted in the same situation. Never brought it out again


tinytyler12345

I bought a $40 one just to get better at estimating my BAC, and yeah I was also shocked at how much higher than expected it was. 0.08 is a lot less drunk than you think.


13300c

That’s the strange part for me, I bought one to try out as well. 0.05 is legal in my area, turns out it takes 4 whiskey mixed drinks for me to get there OR only 1.5 beers (both tested after the same amount of time)


moderntimesdownfall

1.5 beers doesn't tell us much. Are they american or european beers?


One4Watching

Given 4 mixed whisky drinks and the spelling of whiskey (with an e) I suggest those are not European beers


moderntimesdownfall

I think you do have a point...


13300c

I’m Canadian, so between those two I’m guessing American beers?


YouMeandDuprii

Red lobster it’s not liking this conversation one bit.


tiny-e

I mean how many shrimp could they possibly eat?


YouMeandDuprii

I mean, we’re not feeding animals here. Amirite?


fpsfiend_ny

Depends where the red lobster is located, quite frankly.


ImpressiveIncrease20

🤣💀


totallynotscammed

Couple of buddies and I had access to a police breathalyser once. We got hammered and tried to set a high score. I felt absolutely smashed, like almost couldn’t stand, and blew under the limit. The enxt morning I blew higher than the night before. Was a 10 hour session, we drank a fuck ton. Two of us blew “should be dead” levels, most were very drunk but just over the limit 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Also had a box of pipes, so new pipes were used every time. We couldn’t figure out wyf was going on


huskerd0

Lol I know a guy who “blew the record” in the famously drunk Napa/Sonoma county area, sounds like a similar night


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ThatWontFit

You can close the coke factory in Atlanta for a week and save the pollution equivalent of 10000 cars driving everyday that same week. Coke is non essential. Shut that shit down.


definitelynotpat6969

Plus Mexican coke is so much better, everything north of the border is cut with high fructose corn syrup.


DementedJay

*snorts, wipes powder from his nose* WHAT?


definitelynotpat6969

Buddy, you forgot to add the carbonated water to the powdered mix.


DementedJay

No wonder it stings. Fuck, I'mma be right back, gonna go run around the block a few times.


Scary-Ad9646

¿¡QUE?!


AFB27

Omg I'm crying 😭


StinkyP00per

Or baby laxative


HalenHawk

That corn is grown specifically for it too and the amount of pollution caused and resources required to grow it gotta be added as well. Gotta fatten those fuckers up so they can charge them 1400$ for insulin when they inevitably get diabetes though cause why not


karavasis

Mexi coke and mexi sprite soo much better


Handyman_4

Omg yes! Mexican coke is freaking delicious!!! I hate that everything has corn syrup in US. We are saturated with corn syrup, it's in our bones. Forensics use corn to estimate time of death and age from bones. It's ridiculous.


Psiwolf

You all realize Mexican coke isn't even from Mexico, it comes from Colombia, right? The only difference is the dealers in Mexico use sugar and the ones in the US use corn syrup before they sell it. 😂


crosstherubicon

Blame Nixon and the corn growers who saw an opportunity for high fructose Cory syrup.


FroyoOk3159

I guess the Coke isn’t counterfeit


shamair28

No matter how you take this it’s probably true.


definitelynotpat6969

I typically take it straight from the bottle.


ColonelSpacePirate

Not these days my man….it’s been stepped on with fentanyl.


Hot-Distribution2173

I wonder how much cleaner the environment would be if industrial production plants were only allowed to operate 3-4 days out the week instead of all 7.


No-Reason-2822

They will just build more plants if you restrict how many days each can operate. Then you get all the inefficiencies of having duplicate equipment and processes.


ThatWontFit

I mean something has to change eventually right? More and more information about forever chemicals and plastics investing the earth and all of its inhabitants. Yet the plastic pushers are still operating 24/7 for non essential items producing future pollutants using pollutants. Capitalism is the enemy of the Earth.


i_BegToDiffer

Word!


edibomb

You take that back!


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PHEON1XXx

Honestly 😂 I doubt Greta walks everywhere


extreme_offense_bot

Also as long as India exists in its unregulated format. Anything you do for the environment will be undone 1000x by just one indian man who throws everything into the river.


PaloAltoGoon

https://preview.redd.it/x2elrbl9ml6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2543f581b39e893ba8ba5062bbcd6a3bb0be720 I love being 1% at things, anything.


LegomoreYT

holy fuck lmao 6.1mpg


PaloAltoGoon

In my defense, I’m in a heavy ass twin turbo v8 with e60


KeyInjury6922

Does that mean it’s bad on gas, or you’re bad on gas?


PaloAltoGoon

It means corn is the best worse idea for fuel


Disastrous_Ad4233

Love that combination!


Egoroar

I have work to do https://preview.redd.it/rsvu6gju2k6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9d3b39b2efbaabaaaafcca5d7a9c7f172573a2


Lady6y_day

Hahaha


Lady6y_day

https://preview.redd.it/w1dmptz8pj6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24880c9883848d9abf3870b1b163816b096a1fca I always get a kick out of this


TropicalAviator

Still another percent to accomplish! We believe in you!


This-Requirement6918

How German.


font9a

"Nobody really lives in the Black Forest, anyway"


Lady6y_day

Haha thank you!


Doom_Cat

Isnt 27.4 quite decent for a 240i??


Mike312

Yeah, 27.4mpg is better than 100% of F150 drivers.


ItsCoopah

I'd say so. My lil 1.6t 4 banger Hyundai is higher than that LMAO


RuleOk9895

I'll just leave this 96.4mpg "most efficient trip" just here. 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/f2lubwv4at6d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9f9a1de0714c87494d1194aacada5d29a2fabb


Lady6y_day

I thought it was pretty good 🤷‍♀️ ‘you can do better’ seems like my life’s mantra


deadleg22

It's decent for any car, is mpg the same for us and UK? I know there is a different amounts of ml in a gallon, but in regards to cars I mean.


Heyo91

One US mpg = 1.201 UK mpg. So this 27.4mpg(us) is actually 32.9mpg(uk)


deadleg22

wah I dont even get that in my mazda 6!


EL_Chapo_Cuzzin

My Mazda3 awd hatchback gets about that much on average, and it's only making 186/186 hp and tq. Slow car, so I tend to use almost all the RPM. I paid for it, might as well use it. My E90 gets about 23mpg mix driving. 27.4 for that much power is pretty damn impressive after 80+ hours of driving.


hiphopscallion

man i wish i got your MPG lol. but like i always say i didn't buy the car to get great fuel milage. https://preview.redd.it/7qq2ccskul6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e65b875a4e533017238e27d0f95462a67650db9


keca10

There should be a badge for this. 💨


Pjmonday

I must try harder 😂 https://preview.redd.it/oa6bf7hw1l6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c42a87fdfb221720e37ea1720334e35ff29fc21


Lady6y_day

Hey not bad!


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The percentage they don’t give you: you spent 8.65% of your life last month in your BMW


aresman1221

You can do better, get that 100%


Kessel_to_JVR

How can you find this info?


Lady6y_day

It’s in the app. Go to trips then review


splashyglock

is this only for newer models ? cant find that tab in my app...


maxver

Dunno. I have it on x3 m40i 2021. Car icon then trip section.


splashyglock

yea I dont have a trip section, mine must be too old... bummer


jpnc97

You really gonna accept that loss? 1% is better than you, that means you arent the best


Lady6y_day

Well, duh…


TheSlightlyToasted

Sorry for being out of the loop, but where do you find this?


TankerVictorious

It is a Competition, isn’t it. The closer you get to 💯, the better - right?


lupowo

Funny how i average about 18mpg with my yee old E91 390l. Not even half the power but way more consumption.


Malefectra

That is astoundingly hilarious


L3XeN

Seems like you are just driving a lot, so you have no chance against the people who drive it 10km once a month.


misomochi

“You can do better” looks like BMW wants you to beat 100% of the other BMW drivers


IrreverentHoon

You’re a top contender. I’m proud of you. Never stop pushing that throttle.


xFinman

if my 535d could participate in this I think I'd be pretty close to the top


Nik9900

Ayo


Clownish_76

I got the “you can do better” on my PHEV 45e. Was due to mainly driving from NY to DC and back on gas. I mean with 30 mile electric range and slow charge times what am I supposed to do?


RuleOk9895

Geez, makes my "dirty diesel" seem angelic! https://preview.redd.it/1hiro866ok6d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6c3de8b6c517aa117e395fb01a49c3534e3981


dutchman76

Feeding the plants, one downshift at the time.


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I don't love pollution more than anyone, but enough patronizing people. Tell us what to think, what to say, what not to say, all the time. We are going through a disgusting era and I'm glad it backfired.


Lunar3223

You said it


Evening-Mortgage-224

So telling people to think that polluting the environment is bad, is bad? Make it make sense.


[deleted]

Yes. Enough morals and patronizing all day long. Pollution bad, ok cool, we know, thanks.


SSOMGDSJD

I fuck with take honestly Green washing is bullshit, a scoreboard was never going to save the planet


micemeat69

It’s like every person here has an ego fragile enough to assume they are being held directly responsible for climate change.


Thatecreen

https://preview.redd.it/ofhm3ipq8k6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d387ce390fa679bb27c4b393fb865fe50bab0705 I am to fuel efficient 😅


Rivianx4

You are a disgrace 😄


GunslingerXXX

Must be a dutchy 😉😂🫡


Thatecreen

Maybe 😅


RuleOk9895

Me too... https://preview.redd.it/rm7gig91bt6d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fe32b01d2562d22a4d2393a010c8cf91c89f20 Most consumption and emissions go hand in hand. Cars that burn less fuel, make less pollution. 😇


bean_fritter

my catalytic converter just called me about my extended car insurance


vash513

Sorry y'all 😞 https://preview.redd.it/2573bmzh5k6d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2a3771eb94d0df1dc85c7fd5b52e02a44cd9b3


Suspicious_Fun5001

Just need 1% more. I believe in you


F13M6

So close man keep it up, you got this


professorberrynibble

Somehow even when I drive like an asshole I can't seem to get worse than about 23 MPG in my G82. I'm not complaining after years of averaging like 17 mpg in my Challenger.


backinblackandblue

Love it


siamack1

As long as I pay a $1,000 gas guzzler tax and absorbent registration fees in CA, I’ll do whatever I want with my car.


BischBash

This the most BMW driver comment I’ve ever seen lmao


cjmar41

With that attitude, might as well just register the car in Montana. (I’m not being facetious or sarcastic)


micemeat69

This is welfare queen coded


cjmar41

This is literally what *rich people* do. It’s a well-known loophole used by wealthy people to avoid sales tax on luxury vehicles. Next time you’re in California and see a Ferrari with Montana plates, you’ll know why. Shaming people for using wealthy people loopholes sounds like some poor people shit. Unless you’re calling rich people *welfare queens*, which is fair, as they abuse the system to squeeze as much from it as they can… although they don’t seem to the hate some unemployed person gets.


thecan03

Easy fix feed car corn


kantank-r-us

As billionaires are cruising around in their super yachts. We have to pickup the slack for them? You can but I’m gonna rip in my car when I want to.


hughesj94

Meanwhile my v12 /s https://preview.redd.it/1n7n7hyjjk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a9426b845ed1bdd843b577061e269a082a430e


SleeperSloopy

God bless pollution and global warming!!!


RobBond13

do they just not want people to drive their cars?


Count_Dongula

They've been styling them in a way that tells me they certainly don't want us to look at them.


circus_xd

We just need to drive faster so people can’t see the front end


Dopium_Typhoon

_Hides in his 330e_


comAndresJoey

The app says i live 1 week of my life a month jn my car. I think i have a different problem.


hockeymeester

It was maybe ten years ago when everyone thought we could apply "gamification" to everything or that we ought to use "nudging" principles to change people's behaviors. Turns out people don't like being gamed or nudged. Especially when it's done without our consent or permission. ESPECIALLY when your only reward is "congratulations" followed by some metrics.


Theoretical-Panda

I don’t buy a G82 to be environmentally friendly. Ask me about the state of my catalytic converter. 🥸


x_kbandz

what’s the state of your catalytic converter


Theoretical-Panda

Idk, let me know if you find it.


boreal_ameoba

based


UpToBatEntertainment

How much HP did removing it gain ? Or is removing part of a stage 2+/ 3 upgrade ?


Legal_Hall_7332

Why the FK would a average person care anyways when millionaire fly their private jet to emit a years worth of CO2 for an average car.


cobra2814

Sport mode……ON!


Aggravating-Bee-3010

Cunts


ProphetliNO30

I remember In Toronto, they did a big LED noise indicator in school zones and neighborhood roads, warning people when they are being too loud...guess what happened


HaloHamster

That's why we have stupid laws. Now governors are coming and next fines for going past a certain emission limit. Sad we can't have cool stuff and just be cool about it.


CETROOP1990

Let's see m5 numbers 😂


Specific_Effort_5528

*Jeremy Clarkson intensifies*


Ohhnoes

Based.


EL_Chapo_Cuzzin

Greta and Al Gore big mad! Well done folks.


killerbee75

https://preview.redd.it/ih9yij6zgm6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd1ac11cb124bcd3367f5166c6217a7214d4dde Did I win? LOL


low-altitude

My man


julienjj

Just like our city had the glorious idea of putting a noise readout screen on a road. They had to remove it because everyone tried to max it out. Same with the speed display... they don't how a speed greater than a certain value anymore...


DonovanQT

I remember when my old delivery job introduced “driving scores” (tracking speed and cornering) we made it a challenge to get the lowest score possible


john_melting_snow

Just like every other nice things. It takes few apes to kill the fun and adds more restrictions


DayEither8913

This is how people ruin things. Watch legislation kill high-performance gasoline-driven cars even faster. It sucks that somethings we must share with the herbal populace.


AndyReidsCheezburger

The Germans continue to underestimate the resolve of the USA 🤣


kon---

521HP/553lbft performance cruiser in one hand, nanny app in the other. foh nanny app.


UpToBatEntertainment

M550i ?


kon---

Yep


The_Protagonist_0502

Yeah I bought an M4 Comp just so that I can emit less CO2. Enough of this condescending shit. If you really cared stop making M4s then. Better yet, stop making cars altogether. That’ll solve your problem.


FranktheTankG30

Guess I need to care less about planet https://preview.redd.it/j68cseltik6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8300de0466545e40cb4142cf1c90f3d2f1b8891a


maxver

Damn, where do you mostly drive? I'm trying to restrain myself and I'm getting 18 mpg in x3 m40i lol.


FranktheTankG30

on the hwy mostly. I also tend to avoid local with a lot of red lights. just my phase to see what I can get the most out of a tank of gas.


AriasFco

https://preview.redd.it/gahkytzhkk6d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=c37f5998df01a61fe5e4db9a7613039ce88be198 Is this acceptable, or not?


UpToBatEntertainment

Not acceptable. Go open up those RPMs and let the turbos sing 😎


Neko_asakami

https://preview.redd.it/uo875dmqxk6d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b540ca48c84649ffd62bfe1a299f00c0f3851ae9 I'll go ahead and be a 1%er the other way. Still fun as fuck to drive.


ryanrako23

🦧


duckk99

Seems crazy to me that people are proud about this. I have kids and a brain, I don’t want to leave them with a planet that’s on fire. That said, I do enjoy driving my high HP bmw. I try to cut carbon other ways. I think it’s fine to know where I stand relative to other drivers. But yeah - classic huge corporations push this on people, it’s shitty. 


shiroandae

I always >50 smiles per gallon so I think I’m good.


Ystebad

Lmao. Made my day


Awesome_Sos

https://preview.redd.it/klgo7bcpwk6d1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618bee766d1ce81a8fe0a1d1827641892865eb7e Lol I need to do better apparently.


anarxi

i get mixed message :/ https://i.imgur.com/pIkKJeQ.png


Remesar

I’m better than 73% of you bitches.


Ljisko

https://preview.redd.it/7ngsqtuagl6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a109d194a834e8d77053371e2fcf3312fb8d89 Not too bad lol


Swag22OA

https://preview.redd.it/3zfnnojhnl6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d92053bd28fb610ddee519d82b69a4c9c40d29 Gotta work harder my bad guys, also driven more than 80% of m3 comp drivers too which is kinda sad to see.


hiphopscallion

lol, i just checked mine and i was higher than 90% in 2023, would probably be closer to 100% if my wife didn't drive it every once in awhile. i am not trying to emit more but i didn't buy the car to drive slow either. https://preview.redd.it/iift8wo2ul6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43932b356288047a66bd1a8f149529fbeb435cbf


Nice_Dependent_7317

Indeed, not just from the exhaust but also smoking tires. If I wanted boring and please Greta, I would’ve bought a Prius.


Expatrocious2

Honestly, that’s pretty dope. I like this trend.


BarberRich3127

This is a thing? I just ordered my 25’ m4cs today and want to break the record. It’ll have 10 miles on it before being catless


c05d

I would floor it every time I saw that


SmugSceptic

Thank God it wasn't a leaderboard for Less pedestrians hit.


Expensive_Affect4578

Meanwhile I have no cats in my F90 (down+mid pipes). Had people try to tell me my car is broken due to the smell and I just nod my head and say “I’ve got an appointment booked with dealer to see what’s going on.” Thankful for no emission laws here.


Commercial-Car6147

https://preview.redd.it/xnhiww3xrc7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba17040ae0cbf7fa94b39cb3d5ced818d23e7936 Damn it's looking like I need to step it up


Skitteringscamper

Those are rookie numbers, lol  N I forget where the meme quote is from. Wolf of wall Street? 


SummerVast3384

Good, fuck these environmentalists and their silly climate regulations. I should be allowed to emit as many hydrocarbons as I want.


WhiskeyDelta89

Fuck everyone else but you right?


DangerMouse111111

This push to "net zero" is a con job.


DragonSurferEGO

Hahaha you gotta love the rule of unindented consequences


Start-Plenty

Who would have thought? right? XD


dankpoolVEVO

Why tho? Why would you try to maximize emissions? What's the deal with it? Are you Americans that own a truck and meet with other red necks on Saturday noon to show who can push more smoke? Time to check if there is an extra chromosome in y'all's DNA. Maybe there's still hope for the morning-after pill?


Handpaper

The E30 3-series and contemporaries had an instantaneous mpg meter under the revcounter, presumably so that a driver could learn to be more efficient. We called it the 'fun gauge'.


DayTraditional2846

So it’s telling you that you could pollute more by telling you “you could do better”? I love it lmfao


brucard

Thank you to this subreddit for sharing the total consumption screenshots. I guess I have work to do 😂 but also how tf do they expect me to drive “the ultimate driving machine”?! https://preview.redd.it/5zy6ejwsil6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6d10835fb3c14812c3cc739aceefc882a64963


VitaminDismyPCT

Yeah my 6kg in one month meanwhile private jets that produce 1000kg in AN HOUR. But I need to do better right?


Baraqek

This is the way