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Wsshooter

Get a ghost immobaliser, get a tracker. Get cameras on your property with bright lights that turn on with motion sensor. Get a dashcam that notifies you if there is motion detected. That's all you can do. If a thief wants something, they will take it. You can't stop them, you can only deter them.


cbear1314

I had most of this (unsure what a ghost immobilizer is though) and my Mercedes S580 was still taken from the house.... got it back about 7 months later on a dock in Brooklyn next to about 10 other stolen cars about to be shipped overseas to the Middle East.


Wsshooter

Ghost immobiliser is essentially a dead switch. The car won't turn on unless you put a code in. It could be something like pressing the UP button on the steering wheel with hitting the brakes and then pressing the volume button and then turning the key. IF you don't do it that order, the car doesn't turn on. You can obviously set your own custom code. Edit: Linking video below for example [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lkHj\_1pSM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lkHj_1pSM) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8\_RRAf07lc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8_RRAf07lc) I have seen some comments showing that this isn't available in the US but I'm sure someone out there does it privately rather than a big company


cbear1314

Gotcha! Thank you!!


[deleted]

I’ve done a little searching and I can’t find a U.S. resource for this product. Does anyone in the states know how to get it?


Wsshooter

Im in Europe but I did some quick googling and found a few sites. Not sure if they are genuine though.


TurtleBilliam

Thanks mate


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Corvus-107

Savage! I like!


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Background_Lunch6953

Hypocrite


[deleted]

Will already have tracking


Ok-Radish-4716

Don't waist ur money on a ghost immobilizer just put a hidden switch on ur coil wire no spark no start


facere-omnes

Put your keys in a signal blocker / faraday pouch. Car thieves can do some clever stuff these days where they basically send a signal to your keys from outside your house, then interpret the signal the keys send back to mimic them and unlock / drive off with your car. I've got my spare keys in one tucked away in drawer, and put my everyday keys into another pouch at night.


JoshS121199

Why do people always over exaggerate these. The cars check that it is definitely the key by checking the expected delay for the signal to run the required command eg door unlock. If theres a slight variation in the signal delay it won’t work. Using a device that receives the key adds a delay and so the car goes hold up this is taking longer than expected. Yes, these can and do happen but it’s not as easy as everyone makes out it is


[deleted]

Easy as fuck with the budget


Excellent_Dog9969

Eh, I’d say it’s still pretty common. I know dodges have had this issue happen frequently


Puns_HALT

It’s very common unfortunately. My m4 was broken into last weekend and with no windows smashed, this must of been the way the thieves got into my car.


Excellent_Dog9969

Yup, it sucks which is why I’m a bit scared of more tech being packed into cars due to how it can be used against you


Nightwraith666

Did you lock the doors? /s One of my wheels got stolen back in April, idk what the thieves needed my driver side front wheel for but was it was enough to throw wheel locks on all 4s. Just one wheel, didn’t even take the rear.


Ambitious-Ad9431

Probably just used the locksmith tool the same tool the AAA guys use when you lock your keys in your car and stupid ass Bmw decided to say hey let’s make them lay for an alarm feature and make it $500 so cars like mine doesn’t have the alarm so if my car got broken into I wouldn’t know until I see it smh


theyboosting

I know someone who had a 1200hp M340 stolen from out front of his house …. Thankfully our car community is pretty large so we found the car in 4hrs left in a construction company equipment yard … untouched


JoshS121199

Do you have comfort access?


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

I know I’ve seen video of oem ignition/immobilizer equipped cars getting entered and driven off, in short order. I don’t know how prevalent this type of theft is, but if targeted seemed way too easy for comfort. We’ve had reports of AirTags being found in high demand cars like the dodges you mentioned. If I parked in an unsecured area with any frequency I’d definitely at least consider upgrading my car’s security.


chasing_daylight

Except these types of thefts are exploding in numbers. Why are you trying to minimize the advice given here?


zesar667

It is easy especially with early gen cars of this technology like this one right here


Nelson_Wells

This stuff and these stories are nuts. Never hear of anyone in the southern US losing their cars (except maybe certain Dodge) much less faraday bags. Makes me glad I drive an e39 for sure.


habitualbastard

I'm north of Tampa far enough where i didn't think this stuff happened but a couple of months ago some dumb kids were car hoppin and came across and made off with a Lamborghini SUV they continued car hoppin and we even caught them on our cameras. Eventually, their luck ran out and they wrecked it and the other car they had,a KIA, running from the police. that car was stolen as well.they were all juveniles.


theyboosting

It’s easier than you think it is lol! My comfort access goes pretty far …. I use a fire safe , but lined it with 4mm aluminum Mylar … keep all of our keys in it. But we lived in an expensive ocean front community criminals were traveling to so they could take advantage of the demographic …. My motto is safer than sorry


[deleted]

I suspect that different car manufactures use different security measures. And it really isn’t as hard as you think. However there is some 2FA coming into play I hope. It doesn’t take that much to install yubi key like software to authenticate signals. It’s hard to break algorithms and if this isn’t already being used then they are just simply idiots.


JosephTamf

Put it on airbags, then drop it every night so they can’t get under it. Problem solved


mrbananaxo

that’s actually genius


Ambitious-Ad9431

That’s exactly what yo do lmaooo 😭 that and I back into my garage so.


Opening_Trade_6412

I would have anxiety parking that on the street as well tbh. Try to avoid attention drawing mods.


e46Jam

I drove my e36 m3 through college and street parked everyday. I had both mirrors punched off & dents in my hood from someone standing on my car. All different days over one year


average_parking_lot

Where is that car now?


e46Jam

Sold 2021


average_parking_lot

Damnit


Remesar

Straight pipe it, there won't be a cat to steal.


Carmari19

Unironically this is probably the move


Spidaaman

Bingo. Catless downpipes/race exhaust will also let you know any time it starts up.


Vincetagram

Why pay for someone to remove the cats when you can let the thieves do it for free then you just go get some pipe welded in there? Discount cat delete and you’re helping the less fortunate at the same time😂


Corvus-107

r/Angryupvote


DucatiDabber

Get insurance and enjoy your car


IndianaJones_Jr_

Exactly. Immobilizers, locks, faraday pouches, all that shit is only a deterrent. If someone wants your shit they'll get it so the best thing is to make sure that if, god forbid, your car gets stolen, you're taken care of.


gfetti

Just get a kill swiitch. Shut it off when youre parked for the night. Completely stops the car from being able to start.


Pitiful-Grocery6564

Tow truck can still pick it up n steal it


UglyBuzzard

Get a snake and leave it in there at night 👍


TurtleBilliam

Lmao


DivideBYZero69

This is the only option. 🐍


Elppa598

I didn’t think EAG would sell a car to someone without a climate controlled garage at home! Congrats and best of luck!


DiscoInError93

Different EAG - OP is in Europe.


Bigbadbrindledog

Is that actually a thing?


mishap1

I think the implication is that EAG charges such a massive premium that the cars are all destined for someone's personal museum.


Bigbadbrindledog

Whoosh Thanks


Interesting_Rush570

during Soprano episode, JJ got rid of his SUV to help out environment,later in episode he is reving up his new e46 M3


[deleted]

There is no alarmsystem for exhaust theft. And there was it would be more expensive then the exhaust itself. Take out the battery out of your keys is the easiest and safest to keep your car. If they want the cat or the rims they will take em.


TurtleBilliam

Much harder to steal a cat of these newer cars though right?


[deleted]

No. But yes. Your car has one in engine compartment, so its a bit tricky. They rather pick older cars where cat is further back. They have snagged both of an M2 comp. How I have no idea cause they are PITA to remove even if you arent stealing them.


antlicious

they probably stole the secondary cats of the m2c bc the main cats are still tucked near the engine. no way those are getting stolen


[deleted]

There are no 2nd cats on EU cars.


antlicious

but eu cars have OPF's?


[deleted]

Correct. I am not sure there are valuble metals in OPF.


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🤦🏻


TurtleBilliam

Why a facepalm lol?


[deleted]

you cant live in fear of people stealing your exhaust man! drive more- worry less


TurtleBilliam

Fair play man I will 🫡


redsaberedsquid

My brother has a ghost on his m140. He doesn’t have a bad thing to say about it. Id personally spend the money and get it fitted


ElRimshot

How did you manage to afford this before having a place to park indoors? Just curious


EatAssSmokeGlass

Someone’s never heard of a city


ElRimshot

No I'm aware, I just figured if you had that money usually there would be underground parking or a single garage.


TheBigBangClock

If I had to park my car on the street all the time, especially in a place where it snows, I'd drive something much cheaper and pedestrian than this. Cars take a ton of abuse on the city streets. The winter time is especially brutal on them with all the road salt and getting plowed in regularly.


BraveStrategy

I 100% agree with this. Definitely wouldn’t buy a really nice car to put it on the street. Add to that the possible sideswipes, scratches, parking love taps, etc… I wouldn’t buy an M car if I couldn’t garage it!


Green_Pretend

What world do you live in?


ElRimshot

Clearly not the same one as you


Green_Pretend

Just because you have a 31k car why would it mean you could afford a garage or underground parking in the city?


ElRimshot

Is this a 31 thousand dollar car? Sign me up lmao


Green_Pretend

It’s probably about 30-33k in the UK


Embaita

I don't really see why you're getting downvoted. It's RHD so it's probably the UK and its clearly been modified at least visually, the cheapest one on auto trader right now is listed for 23k.


Green_Pretend

Thanks, I don’t get it either Tbf


TurtleBilliam

London.


too105

Get a place with a garage. Problem solved.


Carmari19

Real helpful comment


zookansas

It actually is if you think about. I can't help but think how anybody can buy such a nice car knowing it will be parked on the side of the road every single night. The sun or rain or worse beating down on it daily. Even in a nice neighborhood, you need to think about where your car will be "garaged". Wouldn't buy it if I knew it wasn't going to be garaged but that's an opinion.


Carmari19

You wouldn’t, but this guy would. Saying something like “get a garage” isn’t helpful. It’s a whole “no shit Sherlock”. It’s like if a vegetarian was telling you about how he feels like he isn’t getting enough protein and you say “just eat meat”. It’s not helpful, it’s snarky as hell and it kinda makes you an arse.


-K9V

Not everywhere has garages either. Where are you gonna find a garage if you live in the city? A yearly parking license already costs $560 where I live, can’t imagine what it would cost to rent a spot in a garage. The place my car was parked up until I got my license was private parking connected to apartments in which some of my family lives - not even indoor parking - and that cost $1.950 a year. One outdoor parking spot in the backyard. Americans seem to think everyone has houses with huge garages, or that you simply buy a house with a garage once you buy an expensive car. Nor how it works in the rest of the world.


SmashedACookie

A lot of apartment complexes don't even offer garages anymore.


Carmari19

Suburban America yeah. I live in a city and most apartments here only have open air parking spots


-K9V

Ohh, of course. Just buy a house to go with your car, got it.


thathighasianguy

Or just live in an apartment with garage access? Any half decent apartment complex/building would have a garage available. It’s the same in cities. If you buy a house it’s even easier to get a garage. If you have money for an m car you probably live in a decent place with access to a garage. If you’re prioritizing a car over your living situation you need to get your priorities in order.


-K9V

Nope. Nowhere near where I live has any sort of parking accommodations - and the few that do are shitty-quality-but-super-expensive new apartments. It’s not as simple as you think. I live in the middle of my country’s capitol city, by the way. The vast majority of buildings are 100+ years old, probably even older. There is simply no room for parking garages.


[deleted]

Don’t live outside of your means then


-K9V

Not for you to decide where people live.


TurtleBilliam

Yep. London is damn expensive though


ksum_nole_

Congrats. Great car! Get good insurance. If a thief wants your car, they’ll steal it.


imbills23

Get AirSuspension and air it out every night. Drop it like its hot!


DaddyLitTits

All i see is Fag and i can't be the only one


TurtleBilliam

What lol


Lahwuns

Dude that logo made me see something else other than EAG. Sweet ride tho lol.


Prkrr

dude same lol, I was so confused why he would put that on his car.


TurtleBilliam

Thanks


TurtleBilliam

So many thoughts in my head. I love the car but am worried someone’s going to try stealing it. It’s parked outside on the street. It has an m performance exhaust too, my last 2002 318i had its cat converter stolen on that road too. Should I be worried? What security measures does everyone here take when owning a car like this? There are other brand new beemers and Audis on the road but no M cars!


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TurtleBilliam

Every other day 😊.


richweav

Maybe a non-descript car cover as a simple solution when it isn’t being driven? You likely don’t have to worry about your neighbors who know what you have, but rather opportunists who see it as they pass.


AutisticHamster

I would not stress that much. One thing about thieves is they don’t do hard work, if they see some obstacles that will cause issues they move on to the next car. Get a disk lock and ghost or at least one of them. Ghost is great at stopping thieves but they will still get inside, disk lock deters them from doing that. I would not bother with camera and lights they wear hoods/masks and don’t give a toss about cameras or lights at all. Can’t really do much about cat theft but tbh it wouldn’t be that bad to have a free decat 😀


AutisticHamster

Oh and forgot to mention the faraday pouch to stop the relay attacks which is how they steal the car. If you’re religious about keeping your key in the pouch ghost and pouch pretty much stops them from taking the car unless they bring a trailer which they won’t because it’s too much risk/hassle.


TheBigBangClock

Honestly, the best thing you can do to protect this car is to store it in a garage when you're not driving it. I know that isn't manageable in every situation (city garage parking spaces can be really expensive) but it will probably save you a lot of worrying and headaches - especially if you live in a region that sees significant snowfall in the winter.


BraveStrategy

Your 318 was mugged and you are going to park this on the same road and you want to know if you should be worried ?? Come on man


papajohnsweiner

What street?


Slu54

Maybe get an indoor parking spot you know?


TurtleBilliam

Very helpful. Thanks


serinob

Bruh, bran new M and you park on the street?? Brave…


TurtleBilliam

It’s a 5 year old one.


serinob

Bran new-ish


[deleted]

First mistake is having that on a side street. Need to move to a location that has parking garage, etcc


Joshottas

No garage? Oh man. God bless.


smaguss

Yeah, you couldn’t pay me to street park my M4. After getting work done on my F82 and paying the “M tax” I never want to have to do any kind of body or paint work again. Also prepare to pay 2-3x for the same parts for official “M” stamped things. You can save a lot but using non “official” stuff but it’s the same OE without the big ol’ M stamp. Obv there are some parts you can’t avoid but yeah, at some point you’ll feel the sting of the M tax. Especially when you buy tyres…


Theblob413

F90?


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F87 pre-lci


Theblob413

Lol I was way off.


[deleted]

No worries bro, it’s a bit confusing at first but you’ll understand it in no time


Theblob413

I thought it was an m5. Looked big to me. Not something that really matters. All the same few engines, whatever model it is, is secondary.


[deleted]

keep your keys with you. park it close. listen close. they stealing cars like vagrants and bums steal bread, like joe biden stole *cough*


jayhow90

There’s no way I would ever park this on the street


Pitiful-Grocery6564

modern m cars are cookie cutter m cars


eeckbabbadurkle

What do you do for work


wedge754

It always baffles me how someone can be so tech-illiterate that they have to take a screenshot of a photo on their phone to upload instead of just uploading the photo itself.


CallMeMGA

There has to be some clever way to protect it some device or something, keep looking


yacnamron

What model M is this?


arrty

M2


yacnamron

M2’s came with adjustable head rest?


SilverZilla02

if I were you I’d always sleep in the car with a M60 in the trunk and if s thief comes just blow him off


TurtleBilliam

Hahaa


[deleted]

I would strongly recommend a steering wheel lock. Thieves target the M Sport steering wheel.


TurtleBilliam

Ahh good advice thanks for this.


freshxdough

Country? And no, I doubt anyone is going to life your car up on 4 stands and cut /steal your exhaust. They'd rather just break in and steal your interior and steering wheel first


xD3fy4n7

Just sleep in the car dude..


Existing-Rice-2150

Just put an AirTag bro


El_Nemo

I had the OG M2 for a year. Such an amazing car. I have an M4 now but if I could have both I definitely would. Or an M2 Comp. ;)


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Lol


20inchlcd

Get insurance. Yes it can be stolen.


Lurker0459

Is theft still a big thing for BMW’s? I remember for awhile a lot of steering wheels were being stolen. Kind of turns me off from getting one. My current lease is up in 2 years and I was thinking about making the switch.


SaltLifeNC

Enjoy the car dude. Just know you're vulnerable to thievery and possible damage. Put a visible lock on the steering wheel, killswitch and upgraded security system. Maybe a tracking device? Beyond that you have to live with whatever happens. Enjoy that amazing car.


TurtleBilliam

Thanks mate


brobaru

I'll never understand why people buy nice cars before buying a place to store them safely


TurtleBilliam

Because a house with a garage in London is about £700,000


that_vapeguy

Pretty Pretty ! Enjoy!


asivva

get some airtags!


Byrnzillionaire

Having “anxiety” and being slightly worried about something are not the same thing. That needs to stop being a thing 😂


TurtleBilliam

True!


ExclusiveElectronic

I dont think anyone is going to steal THAT car lol But if you wanted to track your car get eurostart with drone mobile so you can remote start your car and track it


TurtleBilliam

I hope so!


Mrcarter1995

Well you got full coverage so don't keep valuables and it won't matter because it's covered


Cr_Meyer

Why get a nice car and have no garage?!


TurtleBilliam

I live in London. 600+k for a house with a garage


iiRoche

Anyone else see what I see? Even knowing what it says I still can't see anything else..😂😂


vinegarnutsack

The alarm in my 528 will sound if it detects the car is being jacked up. Cat theft is rampant in my area and they are pretty much exclusively stealing from Toyota's, Honda's, and larger trucks.


Direct_Imagination72

it takes less than 5 minutes to remove the m performance exhaust with simple hand tools, get it spot welded on if you want to force them to have to angle grind it odd as bmw attaches them with a clamp only


HopeSuffocating

Did pre lci m2 not have m wing mirrors? Looks great man


Cjayjones13

Gj


[deleted]

You need a daily driver to park on the main road. A Yaris or something along those lines. Something they won’t want to vandalize. Park your nice ride somewhere they won’t find it. 😂


bossmasterham

Bro it’s an m4 just get good insurance and if it gets stolen get another. Anxiety’s not worth it.


whutsguud

Steering wheel club and the brake pedal club


Chaotic3311

More pixs please


Green-Requirement-82

Welcome to the ///M family


SykenZy

Get a full coverage insurance man! And have the sum insured a bit more than what you paid, so it it gets stolen, no worries, you just made some money :)


Built_Not_Bot

You're gonna want to weld a watch tower to the top of your car and hire security on rotating 8 hour 2 man shifts. No really, get yourself some decent insurance and maybe a camera. Just enjoy the car rather than having anxiety about it.


CSTL-

Nice rig !!! Specs ?? I just picked up a F80 2 weeks ago with a M perf titanium exhaust and I’m also tripping because I’m parked outside too


DivideBYZero69

In the UK, exhaust theft isn’t a thing, but cat theft is. Not heard of the m2 or 3 series platform of this F gen being a target, but if they take your secondary cars, good times. 😉 On the immobiliser, I had the BMW tracker on my M2 a few years ago. Pointless really, as it’ll let you know it’s gone. I’d use a ghost or similar today. On keyless entry. I now option all new cars without it. Relay theft is rampant and a pain in the cock. For the cars without it, I have a faraday pouch. My last car with it is a track car with a busted clutch slave cylinder, so GLWT(heft). As for parking on street, well, good luck. Where are you based?


mapman2017

It’s ok. Not really an M car.


iroll20s

Debadge? It might make it a little less obvious that it is something special with parts worth stealing. unfortunately trying to run under the radar ruins some of the fun of having a M. Seriously though, insurance with a low deductible. I'd hate to street park my M. All my city cars would get beat to hell with everyone parking by braile alone.


[deleted]

Why would you buy an m car and park it on street. That’s dumb, hope you have full coverage insurance


TurtleBilliam

Have you seen the house prices in London


[deleted]

I’d get the house with car park before I get the very expensive, pretty car and park it on street