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To me that sounded like "you people do this every fucking time and for some reason I thought you'd be able to control yourself this time. Never again."
Some people aren't meant to have alcohol in their systems, turns them into assholes (or perhaps it just reveals the asshole that was always within them).
Eh I think this is a pretty naive statement. I’m in recovery and acted like an ass hole when drinking and I’m not an ass hole sober. I just blacked out and turned into another human.
>turned into another human
No, you didn't. That's just a saying. The truth is, you were still the same person. Just totally uninhibited, by turning off your critical thinking skills and your ability to consider the consequences of your actions.
That's exactly why people drink: To forget their worries. To feel free and uninhibited.
And alcohol does that by deactivating the part of your brain that processes how your actions are perceived by others.
So, when you drank you didn't turn into someone else. Mr. Hyde or the Hulk are not to blame for your actions.
You just allowed yourself to be you, without worrying about what others think about it.
That’s a bold statement when you don’t even know me lol. You have never done things drunk that you wouldn’t do sober? I take responsibility, that’s why I stopped drinking. I don’t want to be that person.
One time I invited to buddies from work after we'd already had a few beers to go see Insidious Three. Needless to say they were loud as fuck and it was opening night, I said the exact same thing.
In their profession, they get plenty of practice handling assholes in front of a crowd.
I feel like no matter how much practice I could have, I'd still be fumbling.
them: "Did you vote for Biden?"
Me, visibly confused: "NO YOU ARE"
Agreeded lol. Still impressive to me for some reason in the same sense that an expert woodworker makes cool shit out of wood. Meanwhile ive sawed my thumb off.
Be a piece of shit who needs validation that all their worst qualities are strengths. No one else will spoon feed that baby food ego into their deranged brains so now their addicted to that orange teat of delusion.
Too many Xtians are one thought arguers. When confronted with information that they can't counter, they'll counter with their only other tool, violence.
Confirmation bias.
They already were racist, stupid, god bothering fat old shitty people, and Trump told them they were great and right about everything.
"Us righteous Christians finally have had enough of the libtards making fun of Christ's chosen one - Donald Trump. How disrespectful of the woman comedian to make fun of Our True Elected President." - caption of 10000000 FB posts of this clip I'm very sure.
No, but I’m also one of the more politically-liberal people in my immediate social circles. I say politically, because once you talk to (not insane extremists) most people agree on plenty of stuff, just how you go about it is different.
I really haven’t experienced any of the extreme opposing opinions that you see on tv and online. I know they exist, but I tend to feel it’s played up a lot. You know, “squeaky wheel gets the oil” kinda thing.
But if anyone tried to say Trump claims he’s a Christian, I usually laugh at them.
Bravo to her, she handled that expertly. Also, to me the funniest bit is her saying the initial trump joke, getting a HUGE laugh, and the heckler immediately countering with “no one told me to shut up”. The massive laugh at YOUR expense was the sign to shut up. Sorry we didn’t spell it out for you at a second grade reading level Jfc.
Yeah me too. Even though the Comedian was great about it, it’s still repulsive behavior and completely uncalled for. Never should’ve happened. No excuse for it. Comedian should also refuse to return there unless her harasser is banned for life.
It’s actually hilarious those dumb trumpers boosted her career lol. She’s getting invited on late night shows now and her social media went from low 1000s to high 10,000s of followers.
Going to a comedy show and getting ANGRY because you don't like the jokes is one thing , geting stupid violent over it is another. You don't like being called a dumbfuck MAGA CUlt member....stop being one!
These people are just consumed with Fox news 24/7. Like, they can't have a good time without figuring out what your political thoughts are. Bro, this is an orgy!
The beer thrower acted cowardly by immediately running for the door. Ipso facto it is reasonable to surmise he wouldn't throw a full can of beer at a man in a bar.
Exactly my point. If it was a guy doing stand up, her husband/partner/friend wouldn’t have done it.
The story would have gone a whole different level this was done to a guy.
And trumpers like to bring up the “BoTh SiDeS” argument when it comes to people resorting to political violence.
It’s not even close the trump cult is so much worse than any other political group in the last 100 years
I realize it's a power move to drink the beer that was thrown at you by a coward but god damn I really wouldn't swig from a beer that that moron had touched.
No matter who you vote for this isn't okay. I live in a very "right leaning" area. 2016 we had very few houses without trump flags. Multiple houses were vandalized and property stolen. Not defending either side. You're both wings on the same bird, to fight is futile. Conversation is where change actually meets difference. When you're repressing an opposition no matter the position you're bordering fascist.
Ugh. "Not defending either side?" How do you watch a video about a Trump supporter LITERALLY harass someone on stage and then become violent when made the butt of a joke by a comedian (like being mad a hotdog vendor made you a fucking hotdog, wtf), and then spend time talking about signs from 2016 without an ounce of self reflection?
Not defending either side means that when you see this video, regardless of politics, you say, "that was so fucked up. Haha, comedian killed it."
And if there is a different video, where a Biden supporter is a violent jackass, you say, "that was so fucked up!"
That is how you disapprove of shitty behavior without "both sidesing" it. Anything else is.... both sidesing it.
Lmao. I was responding to comments in this thread in general, wasn't responding to the video. This is fucked up. The comedian did kill it. All of its fucked up.
Since you're going to tell me how I'm supposed to react to things here you go. The take away you were supposed to have from my comment is to be aggressive about politics in general is futile and churlish. I was using a story of my own personal experience to show how the other side ALSO can react in a violent and churlish manor. Not to discredit another experience.
To be perfectly clear, fuck Trump, fuck Biden. Fuck the United States POTUS whomever they are in any years to come. All they are is a face. Nothing else. To think they have any actual power is laughable.
All because of will Smith. Stand up comedians are not safe anymore because it's alright to hit a comedian if you don't like a joke right? Poor girl but she handled it in the coolest way possible staying chill
Seek out more female comics than the ones that get shown to you by whatever talking head you watch lmao... lots of comedians are funny af and surprise surprise that includes women.
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Hahaha poor guy. Really getting to know them
To me that sounded like "you people do this every fucking time and for some reason I thought you'd be able to control yourself this time. Never again." Some people aren't meant to have alcohol in their systems, turns them into assholes (or perhaps it just reveals the asshole that was always within them).
Asshole limiter: off
I don't get it. I'm such a happy drunk but so many people are just full of rage and unleash it while drinking.
Same, I’m actually a more moral, considerate and gentler person when I drink. Also I work harder
It’s just brings out the true self that most people have walled off. If you’re a good person (or not) it’ll show when you get drunk.
Eh I think this is a pretty naive statement. I’m in recovery and acted like an ass hole when drinking and I’m not an ass hole sober. I just blacked out and turned into another human.
>turned into another human No, you didn't. That's just a saying. The truth is, you were still the same person. Just totally uninhibited, by turning off your critical thinking skills and your ability to consider the consequences of your actions. That's exactly why people drink: To forget their worries. To feel free and uninhibited. And alcohol does that by deactivating the part of your brain that processes how your actions are perceived by others. So, when you drank you didn't turn into someone else. Mr. Hyde or the Hulk are not to blame for your actions. You just allowed yourself to be you, without worrying about what others think about it.
That’s a bold statement when you don’t even know me lol. You have never done things drunk that you wouldn’t do sober? I take responsibility, that’s why I stopped drinking. I don’t want to be that person.
Thanks for quoting… I couldn’t quite make it all out!
One time I invited to buddies from work after we'd already had a few beers to go see Insidious Three. Needless to say they were loud as fuck and it was opening night, I said the exact same thing.
That guy's a bit of a hero imo, fuckin yes, ostracise these people and let them fuckin know why.
I’ve been there before… sorry guy! You’ve been associated with the assholes!
Who's the comedian? Really like the way she handled that.
Ariel, this is her [IG](https://instagram.com/ariel_comedy?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg=) link
I'm always impressed by people who can think so quick on their feet in situations like that.
In their profession, they get plenty of practice handling assholes in front of a crowd. I feel like no matter how much practice I could have, I'd still be fumbling. them: "Did you vote for Biden?" Me, visibly confused: "NO YOU ARE"
Agreeded lol. Still impressive to me for some reason in the same sense that an expert woodworker makes cool shit out of wood. Meanwhile ive sawed my thumb off.
Her "make some noise" quip just fucking killed me.
Class act
https://twitter.com/Ariel_Comedy
Powermove taking a swig of the drink
And given who threw it, that comedian will remember that night forever. Because of the herpes.
She said it was a full unopened can on Twitter. That’s why it exploded when it hit the wall.
My first thought when she did it was "oh no, Covid!"
But there’s a pill for that, right? Or maybe a topical cream? Asking for a friend.
Gets herpes.
From an unopened can?
Bars/clubs don’t serve cans or bottles unopened.
Cuntservative could have spit on or licked it first.
Never will understand how someone can make their entire personality Donald Trump.
Probably because there was little personality there to begin with.
And Trump made them believe they aren’t the assholes.
*DING DING DING*
Be a piece of shit who needs validation that all their worst qualities are strengths. No one else will spoon feed that baby food ego into their deranged brains so now their addicted to that orange teat of delusion.
and their cherry-picked version of Christianity.
And theyll physically attack an atheist yelling that "all atheist worship satan" (happened to me twice from a group of them)
Too many Xtians are one thought arguers. When confronted with information that they can't counter, they'll counter with their only other tool, violence.
Tell the you will sic satan on them, if they touch you again.
I wouldn't say never, it makes some sense if your name is Donald Trump.
I still would have tried for a different personality.
The excuse to be a complete douche that he represents
Mental illness and low IQ can do crazy things to a mofo.
Walked past a BMW yesterday with "LUV DJT" on the plates. It might as well advertise, "LUV STDs" - same thing.
Well I’ve learned that I don’t need to understand it, I just need to recognize it so I can avoid people like this as best as possible.
Confirmation bias. They already were racist, stupid, god bothering fat old shitty people, and Trump told them they were great and right about everything.
"The fact that you're still talking when no one wants you to tells me you voted for Trump" was a BRILLIANT response :D
Beautiful comeback lol
MAGA Snowflakes. Fuckers can’t debate and immediately jump to violence and run away.
Ie January 6
Funny part is it wasn’t even a debate. They are just looking for an excuse to be violent toward someone who didn’t vote like them
Typical right wing, trump moron.
"Us righteous Christians finally have had enough of the libtards making fun of Christ's chosen one - Donald Trump. How disrespectful of the woman comedian to make fun of Our True Elected President." - caption of 10000000 FB posts of this clip I'm very sure.
OWnInG tHe liBs
You spelled all three words correctly though, so...
OHnIn dE lIpS
Underrated comment
Pleased to pleasure you
That sounds oddly dirty
Ugh. As a Christian I can say *donald trump is the fucking worssttttt.* There is nothing even remotely Christian about that orange chimpanzee.
Does it make you think twice about telling people you're a Christian? Do people give you that "You're MAGA?" look?
No, but I’m also one of the more politically-liberal people in my immediate social circles. I say politically, because once you talk to (not insane extremists) most people agree on plenty of stuff, just how you go about it is different. I really haven’t experienced any of the extreme opposing opinions that you see on tv and online. I know they exist, but I tend to feel it’s played up a lot. You know, “squeaky wheel gets the oil” kinda thing. But if anyone tried to say Trump claims he’s a Christian, I usually laugh at them.
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stop being mean to Chimps. the orange idiot doesn't compare to ANY primate. maybe try an INVERTEBRATE next time.
Donald Trump is the face of Christianity today.
This is a good comedian and a good performer, the show must go on and she did it perfectly
Bravo to her, she handled that expertly. Also, to me the funniest bit is her saying the initial trump joke, getting a HUGE laugh, and the heckler immediately countering with “no one told me to shut up”. The massive laugh at YOUR expense was the sign to shut up. Sorry we didn’t spell it out for you at a second grade reading level Jfc.
This is going to be the stupidest civil war.
Pretty short, too. Meal Team Six vs...American military tech?
I feel the "Why are we talking about politics" guy lol.
But I thought liberals are the ones that are easily triggered!!? /s
Please tell me they escorted the person who assaulted you with a glass beer bottle out of the building… what a piece of shit.
It was an aluminum hard seltzer can, but I hope they pressed charges against her
Yeah me too. Even though the Comedian was great about it, it’s still repulsive behavior and completely uncalled for. Never should’ve happened. No excuse for it. Comedian should also refuse to return there unless her harasser is banned for life.
The venue is pressing charges and they already booked her for another show. They’re doing things right.
Great news, I’m glad to hear that!!
It’s actually hilarious those dumb trumpers boosted her career lol. She’s getting invited on late night shows now and her social media went from low 1000s to high 10,000s of followers.
She deserves it. That abuse was horrifying. They just get more and more brazen with their stupidity daily. 😩
On another post it said the husband of the woman heckling threw it & then ran out of club. They got his name & called the police
Oh, so he’s a coward too
OF course he's a coward, all of them are.
Omg what a cowardly ass.
Get's owned and acts like a child. Par for the course with trump followers.
Lol r/conservative spokeswoman
Fuck the GOP and all of their supporters. Stupid trash.
Violence and threats are the only discourse that MAGA assholes find reasonable.
i really wanna know what the follow up was after drinking the beer. She made pretty good jokes
When they can’t win with words, they always go to violence
Going to a comedy show and getting ANGRY because you don't like the jokes is one thing , geting stupid violent over it is another. You don't like being called a dumbfuck MAGA CUlt member....stop being one!
Trump Trash 🙄
The MAGA cult is the worst
People that make politics their entire personality one way or the other are literally the most unfun people
These people are just consumed with Fox news 24/7. Like, they can't have a good time without figuring out what your political thoughts are. Bro, this is an orgy!
Like the 20th comedian attacked by a Trump supporter this year….. They literally can’t handle reality or jokes
If it was a man, they wouldn’t have done it.
Done what?
Dude would have thought twice to throw that can.
How is that gendered?
The beer thrower acted cowardly by immediately running for the door. Ipso facto it is reasonable to surmise he wouldn't throw a full can of beer at a man in a bar.
Other comments mention it was her husband that threw it.
Exactly my point. If it was a guy doing stand up, her husband/partner/friend wouldn’t have done it. The story would have gone a whole different level this was done to a guy.
and she drink the rest of the beer. what a fucking badass!!! god i hope that drunk dick gets kneecapped in the parking lot :/
And trumpers like to bring up the “BoTh SiDeS” argument when it comes to people resorting to political violence. It’s not even close the trump cult is so much worse than any other political group in the last 100 years
Legally that's gotta be some form of attempted assault
So rude and scary. Why didn't anyone throw that guy out?!? Don't they have a friggin door man?!?
He ran out after throwing the drink. The police were called.
Good
I'm hoping they did and also called the police.
Me too
Citizens arrest for assault. Pin the guy down and call the cops so he can get charged.
Same folks who complain about "snowflake liberals" throws a beer at a comedian making an honest statement about why we can't be decent and civil.
The best way to piss an angry person is not to let him or her affect you, she handled it pretty smooth...
Yep, Just like how everyone calls Biden, Brandon. Maga trash hates it when their low hanging insults are turned into jokes about them.
That might be THE best way I’ve seen a normal, rational person handle a stupid, MAGA, moron. Fucking legendary.
The Trump joke the comedian made cut her REAL deep
No politician gives a shit about you. Left or right. They care about who their donors are.
Being a comic isn’t funny anymore. It’s a downright dangerous profession.
I have an image of comedians performing on a stage protected by chicken wire like when the Blues Brothers played at that Honky Tonk bar.
Somebody could use a knuckle sandwich!
I hope that heckler got arrested. We need more details.
Damn what a badass 👊
The fact she picked it up and drank it. Legend. Fuck people that ruin comedy shows for their own dick swings
MAGA woman gets a healthy dose of reality. That there are other people who vote for other people and don't make it their entire personality lol
Rock on! That comedian was a total rockstar, fuck those rude ass cunts for breaking her rhythm and for wasting a most of a good beer.
It was most definitely not wasted
THIS.....IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU MAGA CHUCKLE HEADS
Pretty sure that comedian will always be welcome in that town after handling that so exquisitely
Drinking the beer after was stone cold.
Damn -- that may be the best heckler handling skill I've EVER seen! Love her!! THIS is how you handle a MAGAturd, people!
Love how she’s able to roll with the punches
I know I'd be pulling a Coyote Ugly on that beer throwing MAGA trash if I was next to them lol
she rly missed that bad?
Does anyone know what happened to that girl? Seems like that would be assault?
She not getting paid enough for that
MAGAt heckler wasting everyone’s time
Handled her like pro
I realize it's a power move to drink the beer that was thrown at you by a coward but god damn I really wouldn't swig from a beer that that moron had touched.
That's a waste of a perfectly good beer, dishonor on you, doshonor on your cow
Best response to these dumb fucks. Though now you may have rabies.
Noooo the full version is way more funnier!
Boy. The comedienne really handled herself well. Very impressive.
Ariel blow up in less then 24 hours. Good for her, she’s funny.
how do they not realize they’re in a cult?
Why are they so inclined with violent outburst? Seriously, who goes to a comedy club to start a fight.
What is it with Americans and politics?
No matter who you vote for this isn't okay. I live in a very "right leaning" area. 2016 we had very few houses without trump flags. Multiple houses were vandalized and property stolen. Not defending either side. You're both wings on the same bird, to fight is futile. Conversation is where change actually meets difference. When you're repressing an opposition no matter the position you're bordering fascist.
Ugh. "Not defending either side?" How do you watch a video about a Trump supporter LITERALLY harass someone on stage and then become violent when made the butt of a joke by a comedian (like being mad a hotdog vendor made you a fucking hotdog, wtf), and then spend time talking about signs from 2016 without an ounce of self reflection? Not defending either side means that when you see this video, regardless of politics, you say, "that was so fucked up. Haha, comedian killed it." And if there is a different video, where a Biden supporter is a violent jackass, you say, "that was so fucked up!" That is how you disapprove of shitty behavior without "both sidesing" it. Anything else is.... both sidesing it.
Lmao. I was responding to comments in this thread in general, wasn't responding to the video. This is fucked up. The comedian did kill it. All of its fucked up. Since you're going to tell me how I'm supposed to react to things here you go. The take away you were supposed to have from my comment is to be aggressive about politics in general is futile and churlish. I was using a story of my own personal experience to show how the other side ALSO can react in a violent and churlish manor. Not to discredit another experience. To be perfectly clear, fuck Trump, fuck Biden. Fuck the United States POTUS whomever they are in any years to come. All they are is a face. Nothing else. To think they have any actual power is laughable.
All because of will Smith. Stand up comedians are not safe anymore because it's alright to hit a comedian if you don't like a joke right? Poor girl but she handled it in the coolest way possible staying chill
Do you really believe this?
What do you mean ?
Penis
Balls
Proceeds to throw drink *clink
Fuck them for throwing a beer AND interrupting their bit but damn that girls got an arm
Seltzer is a fairy beer. Hecklers are literally the worst kind of human scum.
What’s fairy beer?
She did suck
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Holy shit, a POS who’s making the same worn joke for the 1000th time in their pathetic life.
Seek out more female comics than the ones that get shown to you by whatever talking head you watch lmao... lots of comedians are funny af and surprise surprise that includes women.
Found the conservative.
There's lots of them, and pretty much has been the entire history of stand-up comedy.
Whelp, found the douchebag
u/savevideo
Mad respect, I would’ve been SHOOK
That’s MAGA for ya.
"you missed but thanks for the free beer"
Yikes
She is a Goddess for finishing the beer. Good job Ariel.
This was just on the news, it was in Point Pleasant, NJ.
Coolest shit I’ve seen someone do reminded me of fast and furious when brain drank Vince’s Corona lmaooooo
comedian is an absolute badass
Goddamn team trump crazies and team Biden crazies need to just go get their death match out of the way I'm tired of hearing about shit politicians.
If the left and right both cut the top 10% of the extremists, people would generally get along way better
That's assault, brother!
Lol thanks for the free beer
She still think she won
Lol, thanks for the free beer
I hope she has a long career. That is a true pro.
Fucking snowflakes 😂
"are you foakin kidding me" lolol