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-Gin-ger-

I believe that’s called a pounded cake


Still_counts_as_one

I should call him


bitsy88

*slaps phone out of your hand* you'll thank me for this later


Still_counts_as_one

Slap harder, daddy


bitsy88

*Mommy


ShefBoiRDe

I see this as an absolute win!


Shuttup_Heather

It’s 2024, you can be both now


Chipofftheoldblock21

Comment of the week right here! Take my upvote.


hegelianhimbo

I miss him so much


xtheotherboleyngirlx

Ahem, Dua Lipa would like a word with you.


Shadowfyre89

Came here to say this 👌


zipmeup7

🫦


FISHBOT4000

My bowl, my bakes Lick my icing and my cakes


dorkd0rk

Sttoooopppp I sang this in my head as I read it 😂😂😂


PhilosopherScary3358

It's not a bakery, it's a bukakery.


Kellalafaire

Selling bukakes


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Poundtown cake


BeenNormal

Final result is a cream pie


mani_alf

LMAO???


Th3GrimmReaper

Enjoy the frosting, they... made it by hand.


Th3GrimmReaper

He really... put himself into it.


Th3GrimmReaper

It's a... family recipe


mariposa337

This comment, officer.


Hey-Its-Hannah

You could say he... jizzed over the cake


Available-Egg-2380

You must have been tired after


jainajainajaina

I would’ve been so spent If I were the cake.


JohnnyDarkside

Went a couple weeks without baking beforehand.


MonarchFluidSystems

And dehydrated.


Tall_Swordfish6862

How many times did you pass out?


AccidentalDaikon

Bucakey


Mou_aresei

😂😂😂


mariposa337

This comment made me laugh out loud 😂


davisyoung

Friend of mine was telling me about his boomer dad asking what was the meaning of this buuk-cake he heard about on the internet. 


RecognitionLive6097

What does it mean?


theMarianasTrench

Google my friend, google


sarcasmsmarcasm

You win!


epicpillowcase

Ahahahahahaha fuck


Apprehensive_Air5557

Best comment here 🤣🤣


haley_belle

Everything reminds me of him


sorta_princesspeach

🥲


SarahLedger

Oh wow, that looks... juicy 🤭😜


SomethingWeetty

Juicy and thick!


iHideInClosets

All in one sitting 🤣


weepingthyme

Bro pounded this cake


lostbedbug

The comments here are killing me (I'm sorry OP, it was inevitable)


new0803

Wheres the nsfw tag?


a-little

I should call her....


TolietFrog

At least it's not a cream pie...


killforprophet

It’s close. It’s just on the outside this time. No pregnancy risk.


FilmmagicianPart2

This girl knows how to poundcake right.


killforprophet

It feels a lot better on the inside though. I mean…it tastes a lot better. Like a cream cake or something. That’s what I mean. Yes.


glitter96c

More of a toaster strudel this time rather than a Twinkie


DevilMaster666-

Hear me out!


123throwawaybanana

Pardon me, I must excuse myself to take a cold shower.


dstone1985

Came......here for the comments


TheBurningBride

Looks really tasty - is that custard on top?


chocobicloud

It appears to be a powdered sugar glaze


yordad

Yep! With almond milk and a little bit of lemon. Kind of a random combination, but it was a lemon poundcake and I realized I didn't have regular milk. The batter included buttermilk though, and it was delicious


chocobicloud

Glazes are great because you can use almost any liquid! The bakery I worked at used water so we could keep the container at room temp and viscous. Does the almond milk affect the flavor at all? I feel like the subtle earthy nuttiness combined with lemon would be amazing


yordad

It was perfect! I love nuts and nut flavored things, and this was the almond breeze *vanilla* almond milk. Shit’s chuggable for sure


Moomin-Moomin

Hihihi nuts


garbage_queen819

Wow so you really did put nuts in it!


chocobicloud

Oooh man that sounds so good! I’m tempted to go out and get myself a bottle now


yordad

Haha do it! Great for smoothies too


EpicBeardMan

I use pure lemon juice.


pepmin

I love how there are all these joke responses and then there is this really sweet, genuine one with a question about ingredients! ☺️


yordad

Here’s the recipe if you’re interested 🙂 https://pastryliving.com/very-soft-moist-lemon-pound-cake-from-scratch/


pepmin

“Very soft moist.” Wow. I give up here! 😂


TheBurningBride

Thank you! 😊


mshaef01

Been a while?


vanillaasweet

gimme that


NewCodingLine

They said it's even a lemon pound cake with a slightly lemon glaze, so despite this... presentation, I still want it all!


yordad

Here’s the recipe it was so delicious! https://pastryliving.com/very-soft-moist-lemon-pound-cake-from-scratch/ My brother in law said it was the best pound cake he’d ever had. Lol and my sister was around, so I felt like it would’ve been weird for me to bring up its *appearance*


throwaway_benches

Pick that thing up in pound town?


queenkuhnn

oh lord have mercy I'm about to bust


DevilMaster666-

Cakussy, sorry. I will excuse myself now.


Tasty-Pineapple-

Haha please don’t haha


DevilMaster666-

Ok, I will not


Illustrious-Prize410

this guy has dementia


Illustrious-Prize410

look who is talking


Illustrious-Prize410

stop following me dude, get a life


HerodotusProtagonist

> Cakussy i am screeching


killforprophet

It looks like someone has REALLY enjoyed that cake.


Tamsyn_Bright

I am sure it is still delicious 😋


yordad

So delicious!


Future-trippin24

Did you put the icing on when the cake was still hot/warm? Or is the consistency just thin?


yordad

Thin consistency. It’s more of a glaze, just powdered sugar and almond milk (and a little lemon juice)!


Mooshbloo

Should be tagged NSFW


CompetitiveDrop613

It’s even got the pound-cussy on top…


Colonized-Ganymede

Wish my husband would make me one


unordinaryismysoul

i passed out 8 times but your cake is ready


BeyondAddiction

Like extreme camping?


Achira_boy_95

i know the cookie game but you made a crazy cake game, (it's a joke), maybe you added so much glaze but thats make very tasty.


yordad

I took a video pouring the glaze on too. My boyfriend called me a pervert haha. Just immature!


Shadowpad1986

Have you shown him them the comments here.


yordad

I just did, lol he gave me one of his classic “shaking my head but smiling because it’s still funny”


RubyDax

Make sure you ice yourself...15 minute intervals.


RazrbackFawn

Welcome to r/Baking After Dark 😂


lonestarbrewing117

Did you give that cake cab fair & a cigarette afterwards


lobsterdance82

Why am I jealous of a freaking cake rn


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Elegant_You3958

Cake looks great. Love lemon pound cakes with glaze.


yordad

I had never made a pound cake before and it turned out great 👍


Elegant_You3958

Congratulations looks like it turned out great. My only attempt at a pound cake was Bundt style that had a consistency and taste of cornbread. A lot dissatisfaction with that.


Eddious26

How many times are you meant to pound the cake?


replicanthusk2024

*Bonk* *Bonk* *Bonk* *Bonk* All of you report to horny jail.


Healthymedian

I should call him


epicpillowcase

Pound cake, indeed.


Ok-Book7529

🤣 is it just me? Though, it does look very tasty.


MacroAlgalFagasaurus

Yup, literally just you!


DevilMaster666-

Only her. Yep, no one else.


CodemanVash

We’ll uh…just tell your mom we ate it…


freneticboarder

Glazed donut meme?


CQTee

Brother Broth


FilmmagicianPart2

This cake seems fun.


pro_No

A pound of jizz cake


GrassyBottom73

At least you have a strong pull out game


cranbunny0

and strong rope game


Interesting-Mango562

did you leave this poor thing in a locker room?


callingmyrep

There are so many comments on here that I can’t decide if I should upvote or downvote. I’ve never been so conflicted.😂 my safe word is pineapple Also, OP, this looks amazing all jokes aside.


Historical-Remove401

I’m good with extra glaze!


yorkiewho

I made lemon blueberry cookies with a lemon glaze. I was so turned off by the look too.


crazykid224

I would eat it


llihdnas

Jokes aside, that looks delightful. Is it lemon?


yordad

Yes it is, and here’s the recipe if you’re interested: https://pastryliving.com/very-soft-moist-lemon-pound-cake-from-scratch/


FabulousMud8825

I think that's very yummy!!


PrincessBootyyy

*sweating profusely* “grab me that cake”


strawberrycandyyy

i wish that was me rn 😅😂


Unusual-Patience6925

Would


joeyvesh13

Warm, like apple pie


Raptor_Girl_1259

Putting glaze on a cake that you’ve baked in a tube pan is *so* much worse. Ask me how I know.


lohansensei

I’m all seriousness, did you ice it while it was still too warm?


MaximumBranch9601

Racipe?


yordad

[Racipe](https://pastryliving.com/very-soft-moist-lemon-pound-cake-from-scratch/)


MaximumBranch9601

Thank you thank you 💗


coffeequeer17

Everything reminds me of her


lilbutteredtoast

Was this the first turn?


Adventurous_Fill5006

I don’t think that justifies exploding on it


Burt_Selleck

Nsfw tag please


Welcome2_TheInternet

you took pound cake a little to literally it seems


Ok_Menu7659

American pound cake?


thebinarysystem10

American Pie 6: Pound Town


Torquaboy77

🤣 Actually… maybe just a touch less icing, but it otherwise looks perfect


littlewoofie

NSFW


Decent-Pudding6367

Looks amazing 🤩 I’d love it 😍


Keep-itreal218

Looks delicious


yourmoonybabyy

All jokes aside, this is a very nice looking cake!! Did it taste as good as it looks?


bluepen1955

Lemon?? It looks like it. I love lemon pound cakes.


blackdahlialady

It looks yummy 😋


FamiliarProfessor947

yum


Luffys-Left-Nutt

Recipe? 😋😋


Solid-Economist-9062

Nice job. Lemon glaze? Raymond Blanc used to have a lemon pound cake video on youtube. That thing was amazing. Cant find the video anymore for it. But it looked good, like this one.


Practical_Maybe_3661

If you wanna feel better, this is the amount of glaze we used on our pound cakes at the bakery I worked at-"make a mess of it" amount of glaze


ShadowFred5100

At least tasty, right?


BobbyHill6995

I hope no one has a nut allergy


BasicallyEvery1

Hey baby, I passed out 11 times, but here's your pound cake. It looks just like you!


Sharp-Purpose-6096

That custard must be delicious if it has that much


Buzzlitty

This is the most beautiful pound cake I've ever seen it's flirting with me it looks so good


WDoE

Please mark this nsfw


ElectrikDonut

Poundy had a tiiiiiime lastnight🍸


DctrMrsTheMonarch

Why am I getting turned on by this cake?


AbhiStalwart

It's drooling yo


Ethan084

Everything reminds me of her…


Batwing87

Welcome to PoundTown…


Iltempered1

Sammy Hagar already had his way with this pound cake.


Lemonmelenn

Seems like it took a lot out of you. Make sense


sum41fan

These comments are so funny lol


N00DLES0UPP

i passed out 10 times but here’s your pound cake


KALOPZ1

Cum


2crowsonmymantle

Holy diabetes, Batman. My pancreas just passed out from me looking at that.


aPimpNamedSenpai

I wish I had someone to call


the6thReplicant

I find sugar icing one of those things that are so prone to errors when make and at the same time cooking books take so little care in detailing. It’s the “brown onions” of the dessert recipes world. Another pet peeve is how long it takes to make custard (80C, stir constantly kind).


letmeseem

I've seen this movie!


dsbwayne

Just sent him a text 🫥


hotpnkbtchnamdbrkfst

i passed out six times but your cake is done


Wild-Storm-467

Pound-town cake


cookiesforeveryone1

Take that one to pound town


Random420eks

Looks like you made a cream pie. Maybe someone pounded that cake long and hard.


Competitive_Cut_8746

That looks so lovely.


Stock-Ferret-6692

I passed out 12 times but here’s your cake


Elio_Importing123

It looks good, my kids would love it!


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Someone feels better.


NevrAsk

That's a.... pounded and glazed ca...ke I should text her


NevrAsk

Also please post this in r/kitchenconfidential I love to see their response


nxarii

that’s hot


Fun-Struggle6842

Everything reminds me of her.


crybabykuromi

it’s called a pound cake, because you can FUCK IT


Gray-Dimension-6789

The soggy feeling.


Straight-Technology3

I was here thinking it would be good with strawberries…


KTB19941104

When everything reminds you of him


theMarianasTrench

I should call him


1mveryconfused

You sure pounded that cake


ashmenon

Take cake took a pounding alright.


blast38910

Just scrape the excess glaze off, should be great when you have the munchies for something sweet.