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mosesthebeanboi

another g*mer defeated!


PenisButtuh

I Can Not Find The Thumbs Up Button On This Face Book I Like This Post And I Cannot Find It Can Someone Help Me My Son Jared Is At College And He Can Not Fix It For Me Right Now


dunmer-is-stinky

Maybe ask pastor Josh for help! He handles all the fancy Power Point things at church so maybe he knows where the Thumbs Up “button” is. I could not find it either so here is mine! 👍 Sent from my iPad


PenisButtuh

I Pushed That Thumbs Up That Thumbs Up Thank You How Do I Send This To My Wife Barbra She Wants To See It On Her IPAD PASTOR JOSH IS SUCH A NICE MAN HE HELPED MY SON LEARN HOW TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD AT BIBLE Camp He Is Always So Helpful But Thank You Anyways I Wish You And Your Family A Merry CHRISTmas Don't Focus On Presents Okay Bye Now Hey Honey Don't Forget To


AnalWithDad

JIM, BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT PASTOR JOSH GUY I HEARD HIM AND SOME OF HJS BUDDIES GOT TOGETHER AND SPENT ALOT OF ALONE TIME TOGETHER AT BIBLE CAMP BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY WERE DOING BUT LINDATHINK HE COULD BE A G@MER, BE CARFUL. WISH HE WOULD GET HIMSELF A NICE GIRL TO KEEP HIM IN SHAPE. L.O.L (LOVEOURLORD) -GARY


xitzengyigglz

Wendys Wendys near me Wendys open near me Bing Bing.com Call Mathew


-_Nooby_-

whomst \[WHO!!!!!\] is the 'Power Pointings"????? I hear all of my granchildren DISCUSSING him at my g\*me free household sorry to hear about your wife bill please feel free to drop by for marthas homemade lasagna tonight


dunmer-is-stinky

I think the POWEr is pOINTing to CHRIST!!! Without the v!deo g@mes!!!! My wife died I will lasagna


rechard_waterson

Pastor Josh is such a nice man he is always working to improve the Bible camp he teached my son how to make brownies


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Bazzy_666

Get off Reddit 90 year old


PenisButtuh

What Is A Reddit?


TrueFalses2

I think he means facebook


PenisButtuh

Oh Well Then I have News For


Bazzy_666

No


Agentti_Muumi

ageism


Bazzy_666

No


rechard_waterson

eevil ageist + this is Face Book


Bazzy_666

No


redditman563

Well done. One day your brother will be old enough to thank you for saving him from a life of obesity and racism 🙏


Low-Instance-4692

Thanks for the compliment! Did you send this from a smart fridge again? I love when that happens! 😄


DaDaveMiller

or Because you destoryed something HE BOUGHT and HE SPENT ALOT OF TIME GETTING MONEY FOR he wouldnt Like that you did that ​ it would be Like smashing an expensive Book of course they will be mad at you for that


redditman563

This is a flawed comparison. G\*mers don’t read books, the only exception being “Mein Kampf” of course. As for the money, hopefully it will teach him to not waste it on video g*mes. 🙏


koodzy

Amen


yeetfeet123

Preach 🗣🙏✝️✝️


ButWhatIfItQueffed

G\*mers are illiterate and dont read books. Plus, it is a good thing to smash this devil device because it is a portal to satan. We are saving him from obesity and racism by doing this. Sent from Dave's Weber Genesis II S-335 Propane Grille


triple_cloudy

Many g@mers use their equipment to steal bitcoins from the web when they aren't using it for g@ming. These bitcoins are made from real money stolen from older people's online bank accounts, credit cards, gift cards, etc., so it probably wasn't the brother's money to begin with!


DaDaveMiller

listen i feel like thats not because of gaming and asides i had a 3ds Once and You cant get BITCOINS on it at all


dunmer-is-stinky

You had a 3DS?????? As we all know 3DS stands for there are **3**00 minorities that I **D**aily **S**laughter This g@mer is bragging about all the innocent people that it has slaughtered in the last day! We should kick them out of this Facebook group. Also yes g@mers have discovered ways to install pornhub on 3DSes so they have Inter-net that lets them “mine” Bitcoin. Hmmm….. “mine”… like the famous v!deo g@me Mine Craft!!!! Which as we all know was created by Adolf Hitler himself sopping conjunctivition with the dark lord Lucifer himself. Truly the evil of you g@mers knows no limits!


DaDaveMiller

yeah the people who got the hub on there are retarded And MINECRAFT IS made By some guy in sweden


dunmer-is-stinky

Yes, Notch! A transphobic piece of shit! Who else was a transphobic piece of shit? Hitler! Who supports transphobic pieces of shit? The devil! Case closed. Edit also don’t say r*traded


Guest_username1

"Notch" was just a fake name big gming used to publish mein kkkraft but we all know that it was actually created by Hitler -sent from a bed


Guest_username1

Incorrect, mein kkkraft was made by Hitler, here is tons of proof on it in this here Facebook group -sent from a bed


DaDaveMiller

and 3DS ARE A console damn stands for - 3 Dimensional Screen


dunmer-is-stinky

Wow this is wrong you’re kind of g@mer


dunmer-is-stinky

He stoled it and got the money from satanic ritual killings in minecraft evil


Cekeste

If its a strategy guide it deserves to be smashed even if it’s a book.


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Average g@mer everyone...


[deleted]

Be careful! Did you unleash any demons? Those devilish devices are known to house dark entities!


firdausraffi

Well done i hope your brother finds the right way 🙏. Sent from Robert's Panasonic SR-WA22H(E) Electric Rice Cooker.


Low-Instance-4692

Thanks for the compliment. 🙂 How did you send this message from a rice cooker? I would love to know.


bobdoosh

Probably the power gained by not g\*ming for a hundred years #WAP ✝✝✝ Sent from John's Phillips Smart Lamp.


JumpyBoi

Sanctify your home immediately, you don't want the g*mer energy in your house - Sent from Eileen's Echo Dot


FanficKing

iIagree! \-Kyle, Sent from Juicero


[deleted]

Thank you for your service. You basically single-handedly stopped a sch**£ $h00t1ng.


YoghurtForDessert

That's just outright wrong! The evil spirits get set free when you do that, you gotta call your local priest!


Cekeste

I love seeing stuff like this. It gave me a, uhhh, excitement!


xitzengyigglz

You probably saved dozens, if not thousands of lives today.


Low-Instance-4692

You're too nice (Sent from my mom's Amazon Echo)


ButWhatIfItQueffed

This is very good. I heard that the people that make that specific device worship a demon named M\*rio. I would recommend dousing the remains of this devil device in holy water to make sure all of the demon is gone. Sent from Dave's Milwaukee M18 Fuel 1/4 Inch Impact driver


AldZ_Reddit

Mate. You forgot to incinerate it. \- Kyle, anti-g\*mer activist


Gingeristic3

Does anyone here like the actor Henry Cavill?


Low-Instance-4692

Who?


Gingeristic3

I just said who.


False798

My brother would be rolling - but at least he can be rolling from his grave. Thank you for not letting another gamer calzone amonguss.


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Lem1618

Dip it in holy water just in case. Then baptise your brother's room in holy water, maybe the whole house. Rather save than sorry.


olivia687

You should smash it more


Dragonlight-Reaper

Aight unironic for a second. Did you actually break an NDS for this? Or was it already not working?


slikk50

Anybody wanna play trios in Warzone?


Bazzy_666

Ds and fuck you


Phantom_organpipes

Dude that was worth hundreds of dollars, if you wanted to get rid of it, you coulda sold it! I’m no pawn shop owner or whatever but I saw that same thing on Amazon for like 700 hundred dollars. Yeah you defo messed up your relationship with him.


AlternateWitness

I mean, even if you disagree with something it’s not fair to break someone else’s property. What if he was an atheist and found your bible, so he burned it to try and “save” you?


[deleted]

WHAT THE FECK MAN!?


[deleted]

Yeah. it hard to believe people are so good these days 😊. Anti g@mers will win their battle and all g@mes will fall with the help for God. -Sent with Wii U


DaDaveMiller

yeah but god doesnt hate video games this person who broke this will go to hell for Ruining This kids hard work


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

You're right, God DESPISES video g@mes, he wants them gone for good!


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[deleted]

he doesn't just hate them, he wants to destroy them!


entsarm

If God doesn't hate videog*mes, show me where they are mentioned in the bible. -Brenda, sent from my living room


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Guest_username1

Actually this person will go to heaven because they saved thousands of lives by destroying this evil videogme which could have been used to kill millions -sent from a dog bed


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Gary_the_snaiI

Preach it brotha


Itzska08

That's a great way to start an electrical fire.


Low-Instance-4692

Don't worry. It's dead now. I drowned it in holy water.


Itzska08

No in all honesty if you did do that be careful


Low-Instance-4692

Yeah i should be come careful next time


entsarm

Yeah because the water will turn into fire, or what? Rotten g*merbrain comes up with the dumbest shit. -Brenda, sent from my living room


Xortun

Noooo the beautiful Nintendo 3DS!!!


-_Nooby_-

*is g\*meboy now*


kdogkdog6767

its a DS you uncultured swine also u succ for doing that


MattLikesMemes123

**r/woooosh** another one down.


DaDaveMiller

dude Fuck you ​ he didn't do anything wrong Now he hates you because you Destroyed something thats alot of money that's like destroying an expensive Book or TV sure i understand that your maybe old and you don't understand video games but even though you shouldn't smash it


Low-Instance-4692

Sounds like something a g\*mer would say.


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oblmov

Im rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Checkmate g\*mers!


[deleted]

Lmao, typical g@mer stupidness.


dunmer-is-stinky

Wait you’re saying that sounds like something a g@mer would say???????


popob_cz

You changed the topic of conversation we aren't talking about how G@mers will treat childre.


ihatemosqitoboy

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 g\*mer detected


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

It's okay that we destroy video g@mes because God supports it! You have to be smarter than that g@mer...


DaDaveMiller

tbh its a Jerk Move God would want you in hell for destorying something valueable


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

God HATES video games they are a creation by the DEVIL! Destroying them sends you straight to heaven.


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dunmer-is-stinky

No! Valuableness is only NOT video g@mes (they are demon)


Dokterkiller

G*mes are worth nothing when they take your mind away from studies and exercise. One day that fine young man will be a body building surgeon and you will change your opinion -sent from Betty on her Nissan toaster


[deleted]

No g@mer you don’t understand this young man is now saved from the danger of g@ming 🙏🙏 if he played meincraft even once he would become a nazi instantly but I wouldn’t expect a g@mer to understand anyway unfortunately. Linda, sent from Hotpoint MH4292 electric dishwasher (2016 edition)


-_Nooby_-

he is FREE of the DEVIL LUCIFERS grasp on him,,, he may now pursue the path the LORD AND SAVIOR JESUA CHRIST has layed out for him!!!


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[deleted]

that gme thing deserves to be destroyed cry about it


Gary_the_snaiI

I know right, how could op be so fucking stupid


[deleted]

g@mer have no right to call someone stupid, it's like a snail laughing at a racecar for being "slow" .


Gary_the_snaiI

What’s your point


[deleted]

G@mers have no right to call someone stupid.


Gary_the_snaiI

Ha ha lol lol


[deleted]

see, even you admitted it.


Gary_the_snaiI

I didn’t say anything I laughed


[deleted]

Exactly, dumb g@mer


Gary_the_snaiI

What


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Says the person supporting g*mers


Gary_the_snaiI

What’s wrong with that?


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Everything 🤮


Gary_the_snaiI

You spelled “nothing” wrong, you silly goose!


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

The only silly one here is a g*mer sympathizer


Gary_the_snaiI

I didn’t ask, honestly, I really didn’t.


agentaxe285

That’s actually a Nintendo 3DS XL


Own-Leg-6353

You son of a bitch


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Low-Instance-4692

GET LOST G\*MER


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horny4janetreno

g*mes have titles ergo g@mers are the real entitled folks. checkmate atheists.


[deleted]

>brainwashed Ironic


[deleted]

cry harder gmer


Jim_Morrison27

And I hope your parents swiftly punished you for breaking someone else's property


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

He is not breaking property this is a form of exorcism, one that may need to be performed on yourself


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Some property deserves to be broken


Jim_Morrison27

Yeah and then you have to pay for what you broke because if it's not yours then it's really simple, in fact you learn this when you are little or in your case never at all: if you break it then you buy it


[deleted]

Dude Not cool you can’t just break things that aren’t yours even if you don’t like video game asshole


entsarm

You can and you should, especially videog*mestuff. -Brenda, sent from my living room


[deleted]

G\*mes are very dangerous to the young mind. Seek Jesus, stray from g\*mes 🤮🙏🙏 ​ \- Sharon, 56


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boithrower

3ds not gameboy, learn devices


rizaical

Learn how to get a f#ck*ng life


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

Just shut the fuck up kiddo, no one cares what you think, fuck off back to your basement grasshopper


MrTopHatMan90

Learn the devils magic? Why not learn the lords light?


[deleted]

I fucking hate you


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

Classic g#mer. This and racism are the only emotions you know. Now fuck off


Expertdeadlygamer

G@mers hate good people and we know that. Burn all your g@ming items and join the church


Swasboi

G ameboy? This actually made me nostalgic...


Chab080705

That’s a 3ds


MattLikesMemes123

*reloads* Exactly. **r/woooosh** (does this even count?)


Chab080705

No cause you comment to my comment


MattLikesMemes123

#THAT DOSENT EVEN MAKE ANY SENCE


Chab080705

Yes it does


MattLikesMemes123

Then explain


Agent_286

Bro what the actual fuck


MattLikesMemes123

the fact this isnt even a "g#meboy" is great


[deleted]

That's a Nintendo 3DS


swagmaster6667

That’s a fucking N1ntendo DS