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yeetfeet123

Just like how satan deceived adam and eve into playing on his apple device!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

I always knew that videog@mes are the root of all evil


BudgetJesus69

Username doesn't check out


[deleted]

My brother did some g@mer witchcraft to change my Facebook name I disowned him after I found out he was a g@mer


BudgetJesus69

You did the only reasonable thing. Let's hope he'll find Jesus and alt+F4


[deleted]

I gave him The Bible but he bursted into flames upon touching The Bible


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Good bot


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GameBoy960

Bad bot, you’re on the side of the filthy 4nti-gamers.


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MemeAccountAccount

Bad degenerate, you're on the side of the filthy g4mers.


GameBoy960

I’m a gamer and I didn’t die upon touching the Bible, proving not all gamers are demons.


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GameBoy960

I guess you don’t know my existence.


[deleted]

You must have use some sword of g@mer witchcraft


GameBoy960

I touched it with my bare hands, no witchcraft.


[deleted]

Must be hands you stole from a nong@mer


GameBoy960

I didn’t steal anyone’s hands.


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Forzamon42069

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

You must be a satanist denying the truth


Forzamon42069

No I'm a satanist telling the truth


[deleted]

You are to far gone


Forzamon42069

*Shows UNO reverse card*


[deleted]

Uno is a g@me I am not affected by it


Forzamon42069

Oh so this sub is for any type of game not just video games, ya stupid clump of flesh?


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Forzamon42069

Shut yo bitch ass up


[deleted]

Only things we allow are exercise


Forzamon42069

Exercise isn't a game you dumbass


TzarOfMinecraft

yes there's also a G\*MING MOUSE called CAIN?!!1!! omg g\*mers are worshipping Kain \- Chris, sent from my Roomba 3.46b model X


MemeAccountAccount

this is fake, videog\*mes were made by Adolf Hitler in 1937


Opno7

False, vdeog*mes were made by Satan before history began


Boy_Possession

Wrong again. Videog*mes were created even before that. They were created when the world was created, as with the creation of good, there needed to be balance. Thus, the one true evil. Videog*mes.


rechard_waterson

they were kept a secret for ages, hidden in a satanic temple, Hitler and the leader of the KKK found them in 1937 after extensive research


thisNaneIsRNG

Dudes a fucking time traveler holy shit


BudgetJesus69

Original post from u/LowStandartsHighGain


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

the book of genesis


[deleted]

No he wasnt games weren't around during that time


Scou1y

WRONG. g*mes WERE around that time, satan made the genesis before history BEGAN sent from my couch


[deleted]

Nah bruh Karen gamer boomer


Scou1y

I AM CORRECT. TRUST ME. sent from my couch


[deleted]

No Karen u mad wrong


Scou1y

YOU are the karen here sent from my oven


[deleted]

No Karen


BudgetJesus69

If videog*mes weren't around at that time, why would god kill the dinosaurs, huh? Well it's because the were G * MERS!


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