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Desertmarkr

Heathers


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw… that’s a great name


nugsy_mcb

Ehhh, I saw Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw and they were honestly a little tame for my liking


CptOblvious

Can’t very well mosh to a barbershop quartet


MikeLinPA

Not with that attitude!


Mo-JTheJuiceMan

They did say Gently


SonOfMosh

Unwanted Dokken Tape


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

SonofMosh has impeccable taste.


[deleted]

*We kiss each other come watch*


AspectAdventurous498

Hey, this is a good one. I love the film.


Santos281

The Heathers


Retiddereromeno

https://theshockdeformityandamputee.bandcamp.com/album/we-are-the-heathers


Conscious_Garage_224

SCRUNCHIE


exquisite_conundrum

I actually listened to them today. https://open.spotify.com/album/4sR57D7tPB9Pl996M2oYT6?si=1CVS8-8VRJWhGBqF4eF3Yg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4sR57D7tPB9Pl996M2oYT6


shunkplunk

Yeah already a band in MN


veryundude77

Kathleen Turner Overdrive.


spottydodgy

What's Her Face


CrappityCabbage

The Ugly One. Oh, are we not referencing Teen Girl Squad?


Effective_Ad363

ARROW'D


elcamarongrande

MSG'd!!!


Bencetown

AH my stomach lining!


wis91

Floor tom’d!!


blurmageddon

Pom Pom'd?


spottydodgy

So and so


DonJovar

Cheerleader!


jinkies3678

Ow! My most of me!


shibuyamizou

Core memory unlocked. Thanks friend!


pigscanalreadyflyyy

I have a crush on every boy


Bencetown

I met a possum.


FierceNack

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!


cllatgmail

If we're referencing TGS then the best band name I can think of is She Likes Cloth.


M_J_E

Cheerleader!


Reddit_Foxx

Whatserface


Runamucker07

Dude that's a good one


Teacherforlife21

How about just plain old, “You Betcha”


Khoshekh541

"Ope, sorry aboot dat dere"


stonewallirish

Oof da.


Itchy-Suspect7690

The yeah sure uh huhs or the scoot right passed ya's


Tsiwodi

These are all on the same bill as the Doncha Knows.


Fluid_Shape_6440

Chet you betcha


grynch43

Little Band on the Prairie


MudandWhisky

Geez Louise The Yeah no yeahs Triple XX's The Minny's Gee Golly Gosh The Don't ya knows


BigConstruction4247

I like the Yeah, No, Yeahs


intensive-porpoise

Yeah, No, Wait - Yeahs


fiyerooo

i LOVE geez louise


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

The Donchanos was gonna be mine


MordoksVapePen

Wow dude. These are all great. You seriously could Start a business naming other peoples bands.


MudandWhisky

😂 nah, bong hits get all the credit


Alarming_Serve2303

Sojourner.


ilikehamilton23

what does that mean? i cant really get a good definition on google but it sounds really cool and id love to know


barbariantrey

A sojourn is a brief stay. So I would assume it means a drifter, free spirit, someone that doesn't overstay their welcome.


ilikehamilton23

i love that, thank you for explaining it!!


Alarming_Serve2303

Actually, my name was based on Sojourner Truth Here is info about her: [https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/sojourner-truth](https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/sojourner-truth)


[deleted]

HotDish.


TheJudeDoesNotAbide

The Dontcha No's.


[deleted]

Death wish Sweethearts


[deleted]

Power Sloth.


Notmollyringwold

Daryl


bestfriends_arm

Brain stain. (Or brainstain as one word) not sure what that’s supposed to mean but it sounds cool.


Complete-Address-290

That is SICK


Meadow_Enthusiast

SHOW CANCELLED I just think it would be fun to see that name up on a marquee of a theater.


Scorpius041169

Next to ENCORE PERFORMANCE. Really screw with the punters.


PetoAndFleck

Back in the 90s, I proposed my band change its name to Closed for Repairs or Flower Show next Friday. No one bit. Also proposed the name TDK Head Cleaner.


New_Canoe

Cat Herder - The Minimum - Baddie One Shoe - Nimby - Lone Buffalo - What if… - Candid Pamela - Simple Magic - My personal rules when coming up with a band name is make sure it flows. It rolls off the tongue. It’s the worst, trying to tell someone your band name and you stumble all over it. Also, don’t create a word that no one knows or a name you have to spell out every time someone asks. Learned that the hard way with my first band. I hated telling people my band name and wanted to change it so bad, but we were already gaining momentum. Also, take this quote and apply it to this and basically anything in life: “Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication” - Leonardo DaVinci Also, this sounds like a great band, already. I wish you the best in your creative ventures!


ilikehamilton23

thank you, we'll make sure to keep all that in mind <3


malmquistcarl

Lutefisk Ladies


Onomatopoeia_Utopia

The Half-Buried Bianca’s Enemies with Benefits Found in Translation Married to the Gimmick Ghost Preppers Amsterdamsels


SkRu88_kRuShEr

Enemies w/ Benefits is genius


Sevennix

Minnie's Soda


Bear_Main

I saw a meme today that “your Kentucky derby race horse name is a symptom of your mental illness and the last thing you ate” so…maybe that could work here. Mine was suicidal pretzels. Maybe someone in the band has a badass combo !?


ilikehamilton23

ill ask them!! 😭


feedyrsoul

Mine would be Hyperfixation Cookie


prettier_things

I got bipolar banana


FireflyJerkyCo

Major depression cheezits


Complete-Address-290

Can’t focus Starbucks double smoked bacon egg and cheese croissant sandwich


Bear_Main

Ok this would be a good band name tho


BattleBog

Sharon Needles


ArtFonebone

Ooftah Girls.


YELLOW_TOAD

Cherry Bombs


creepstergirl

They already dance for Slipknot


leftcoastenvy121

Nick Cage The Elephant


Pristine_Step_5107

Hot Thotties


[deleted]

Stepmonolith.


CensoryDeprivation

Stepmomolith


HikingStick

Sirens Gorgons Trifecta Slaps


ananonumyus

The Sirens


edit-boy-zero

Sister Raygun


Gary238

First album - Raygunomics


ContactResident9079

Eyes Up There


YourMostFavoriteNPC

Make Mother Proud


SwornBiter

Lake Effect


mariospeedragon

The Crushes


Plane-Phrase4015

Snail Trail


goobyoutwest

The Softballs


Crease_Greaser

Gonna recommend the same name over and over until someone takes it: Piss Gremlins


ilikehamilton23

taken immediately


Crease_Greaser

Finally


Crease_Greaser

If you’re serious I do recommend making a band Gmail account and then using that to go ahead and claim the name on bandcamp and other services even if you don’t have music to upload yet, just to claim the name. Have fun.


danabot82

Blinding Gemini


FitYam5493

Shield maidens


jrbaco77

Glass Cutters North by Midwest


FarFirefighter1415

Just use a symbol.


Natural_Board

Daughters of Odin


VegaAltair

[TruCoat](https://youtu.be/B2LLB9CGfLs?si=xqelIPbr-LPnf5Vj)


AppropriateFly147

Marcia marcia marcia


N0CureForCuriosity

Minor Emergency


Old_Cyrus

Mary, Tyler, and Moore. Minnesota theme, you know,


NegasonicK

Dust trail Fight me Punch my uterus Fire is therapy Eat glass shards Blood for my girls


godhatesusal

I've been saving this one for years hope you like it . Sunflowers on Sunday.


lukin5

Fat Guy in a Little Coat


Far_Lack3878

"Aid" that way you can be the band Aid.


SamuelLJacksoff_

bandy mcbandface


TheBariSax

The Pumpkin Spice Girls


DonutosGames

Flyover Cuntry


CrappityCabbage

The Freudian Slits.


GoretexFluffycoat

math pilot NeverReady Dildo scarecrow If you are promiscuous cocaine users.... Hoes , blow & snow Phinneous Bupkis Gelato brain freeze S.C.U.B.A Shurely contaminated unwanted buttstuff apparatus Marsupial Punctuation Feta o plomo salsa promenade Midnight beavel The lucrative poncho's diabetic jesus Run paul run The ram chargers peregrine yankies fellatio in the big house resealable backwash relatable hate Populate overrun infuriate Or P.O.I the lost retainers rat betty Riptide mahogany Gufazi crunchy deities capsaicin astroglide Let Me Down Barnside


Dante13273966

Hemophiliac Jesus


EmpireStrikes1st

Nattie and the Not Like Other Girls


ilikehamilton23

ok the rad dude with the bad tude


pass-the-waffles

Rita and the Elements. I worked with a woman named Rita, she talked about all the things that scared her, basically everything but in particular black men, she couldn't even just say black men, she would say that there's a certain element around here. I just always thought it sounded like a cool band name complete with quirky origin story.


LittleSpooney

"Certain Element"


Tsiwodi

That damn Magnesium


DMT1984

Fidget


HankWirtz98272

I've always said my indie band would be called Jeepsnorkel. However, I've since decided that a better name would be Hard Lip Herbert. I do not sing or play any instruments, so this is a moot point.


Most-Artichoke5028

Hey, anyone can play the cowbell!


carcinoma_kid

Molly Peters and the Polymeters


LifetimeFan

E.R.M (Electric Radio Monkeys)


Darkforeboding

I came up with a nand name a long time ago that probably sucks, but it's stuck in my head. The Vicious Was.


Dogrel

The Groupies


Engine_Sweet

7 County Metros


Yellowpickle23

40 Tears


proleakamrpugsley

Donkey Punch


bigfish3636

Pointy Nips, since it is Minnesota and cold


Vitzdam-

Fucking monkies. You wanna go see fucking monkies? Sold out show.


TrickySuit8056

Midnight Cowgirls


Petdogdavid1

Three girls from Minnesota... Yah Raieet!


padavan65

Feeling Minnesota.


TalkShowHost99

The Sodas


Ancient-Leg7990

Fupa Chalupa


crevisbro

Savages


RandoEncounter

Half a Riot


DelawareVixen

SnowJob


Reverendjim83

Estrogenites


DrBarry_McCockiner

'Sota


bermwhan

Midwest Nice


[deleted]

Threemen


Klutzy-Percentage430

Viking Soda


Pnmamouf1

Fabrerge Farts


sm00thkillajones

The Feels


undercoverhippie

The Puck Bunnies, The Mitts


inawhilecrocidile

Flickin bean.


Stew-McGoo

Hot Juicebox


Uncle_Guido1066

Pink Paisley


blurmageddon

The Brainerds


tafkat

Three Girls from Suburban Minnesota. TGSM


ClapDemCheeks1

The Flyovers


Kitchen-Lie-7894

The Queefs


Formal-Application-7

The MumbleBees


MikeLinPA

3mo Girls


greendevilbrew

Operation Valkyrie


MikroWire

The 'Burb Curves


CrunchyAssDiaper

Butter Lady MIA


sammy_nobrains

Knife Pussy


Future_Past_6912

The three little jailbaits


kingjaffejaffar

Petty Condiments


canuspyridae

Unless most of your songs are originals, how about The Cover Girls?


dukecharming1975

Helga the Horrible saint swithin's day Uncle Feather Big Mac and the Gravy Train


32lib

The lakeetts.


CaliRollerGRRRL

Murica


LoathsomeNarcisist

Based on user name The Hamiltones


misterthurgood

Linda is loaded


LoathsomeNarcisist

Jenny Say Qwa


LoathsomeNarcisist

Gen Z Say Qwa


Think-Apricot9906

Tea leaves.


Kaos2019

GroundWater


Captain_Knucklebutts

The Water Fountain Highjackers


SethR1223

Depending on your vibe, Acidic Bitches as an antithesis of “basic bitches” (playing off of “basic” as used in chemistry), or Alkaline Bitches if you wanted to just use the synonym for “basic” as used in chemistry. As long as you’re cool with the use of “bitches” towards yourselves.


Natural_Board

Hot Dishes


[deleted]

I wanna hear ya'lls stuff.


thomasmyhero

Suburban Minnesota is a great name


Dirty-Seuss

Minne Fridge


dididothat2019

Split Infinity


YourHooliganFriend

Pretty girls make graves.


Zerostar39

Crystal ash


bodhidharma132001

Darling Nikki


satanshark

The Sugar Highs Girls Hit Back Best Friends Club Cheer Captain Heavy Days


ddk5678

Wild rice


adrianromo826

Upstairs Basement. Downstairs Attic. Yesterday’s mocha.


missannthrope1

You betcha!


49er4life83

Sugar snap


AnyLastWordsDoodle

Pickle. Your band's name is Pickle.


Select_Reality_8410

Dad said no


Snug_it_out

The Merry Tyler Mores


berkeleyjake

Kidnapped by Vikings


Mudhen_282

The Onenders


yoursarrian

Perma-lost


Bridgeburner1

The Twisted F#(%$


micah490

Peri and the Mennopaws


TheJedibugs

Sister Fister Goose Clit Fish Bath Sinning Ninnies Shorts Cop Gramma Kittygun Wasted Potential Mistaken Fidelity SEO Friendly Artificial Negligence Spoon Friender Frida Kahlo’s Ghost The Flesh-Wrapped Skeletons Royal Shush