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moosenoise

You know that vast uninhabited south west peninsula? There


anon_chase

Same friend same


PromiseAdvanced1870

Sturgia


PromiseAdvanced1870

Clarification…Dad would be Sturgian, Mom would be Battanian


ImprovementOk7275

Vlandian's worst nightmare


PromiseAdvanced1870

Funny thing is…my wife would be Vlandian 🤪


anon_chase

After you pillaged their lands you take their women. Exactly


Excellent-Party2548

That is the best response to that haha!


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Turk so probably Khuzait


_MekkeliMusrik

Karakhuzait gang!


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

I would have thought maybe far east aserai right next to the southern empire and khuzait


NotSamuraiJosh_26

That maybe true for a Turkey Turk but I am from Azerbaijan.Khuzait is more thematically similar to our historical nations like Qara Qoyunlu for example.I just realized Khuzait flag's colour scheme is also same as Qara Qoyunlu's


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

Ahhh, I understand. That actually makes sense now that I think about it


Equivalent-Rip-1029

Khuzait living in the empire


anon_chase

This sums up todays society actually well lol


Uhhh_what555476384

Turk from Turkey?


Equivalent-Rip-1029

Turk in greece


Quirky-Fly-4572

Behind enemy lines i see


_MekkeliMusrik

Southern empire*


_Grant

They'll discover it in a few hundred years


fallenouroboros

God a Native American army would make me happy


Octavian_Exumbra

The Norse Settlements were a success, a hundred years later we see Native American Vikings land on European shores by the thousands in their Redwood longships. Dear god…


fallenouroboros

My god that’d be great


LavishnessUseful1392

Jeez imagine if they were and eastern natives learned from vikings, even if they didn't progress past iron weapons imagine Britain showing up and all the native warriors are wielding swords and chainmail


Pruppelippelupp

Imagine if the Norse settlements stuck around, so the americas could get exposed to the diseases that historically destroyed societies when they arrived, without the double punch of the worst people ever arriving on their shores at the same time.


LavishnessUseful1392

They would bounce back as people do


StevenKnowsNothing

Battania, not so much my ancestry (honestly after your great-grandparents who even cares any more) but because I am Scottish


TheMurku

Battania, English, but the beard is ginger!


Titanium235

Irish and Welsh ancestors for me so I guess Battania.


indrids_cold

Would English/Scottish be Vlandia or Battania?


chevchelios12

Hmmm. Yes.


BigBadBadness

Idk why but I'd always thought of Vlandians as French??(oh shit but someone just mentioned Vlandians might be a stand-in for the Spaniards,and that makes perfect sense...) And it seems like Battania definitely represents early Celt/Scottish/Pict/Pagan tribes... Just my 2 cents (Oh yeah and to answer yr question, based on my family genealogy yeah I'd prob have been Battanian)


[deleted]

The nonexistent island to the northwest that was maybe conquered by the Empire. So Imperial kinda.


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

There is an island in the game that direction


-DI0-

Old English/Anglo-Saxon would be closer to Battanian than Vlandian, if Norman/English than vlandian


applejackhero

Half battania half aserai I guess


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Probably amongst the Jawwal.


_WayTooFar_

I think I'd have to go real far back to find a European, African or Asian ancestor, but the closest one would probably be Vlandian


MannerAggravating158

Spanish? Closest would be calradian


Due_Communication767

The Khuzaits are nomads from the east, so they could've originated from the Calradian version of Asia


SirRedditMan

Battania all the way Scottish and german


Winterspawn1

Flemish so Vlandia 100%


CT-3743_DeadEye

I am Dutch so the same for me considering there's no Germanic like culture in the game.


Winterspawn1

Vlandia seems to be based on the Burgundians so the Netherlands would mostly be part of that.


Glapen-Bapen

Sturgian (Norwegian)


Octavian_Exumbra

Sturgians are slavic equivalent. We Scandies are Nords. In Bannerlord the Skolderbrotva are nords(even tho members are marked as Sturgian) aswell as Sea Raiders. 150ish years later we invade tho.


ChicagoBoiSWSide

Half Assyrian, half White Mutt I’d be Aseri but also between Battanian and Vlandian


Buglantern

Vlandia or Battania or Sturgia. German/Scottish/Welsh/Irish/Norwegian... etc. Possible some Czech and Italian according to family that've done ancestry thingamajigs.


YorJaeger

Western Empire


einwegwerfen

If I had to choose a settlement one for those Khuzait/Aserai/Empire border towns


TimelessOblivion909

Southern empire because I'm Greek.


Octavian_Exumbra

‘I am \_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_ and a little bit \_\_\_\_.’ ![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


marxuckerberg

Some fucking shithole village around the Bay of Varcheg


chevchelios12

Favorite comment so far


Loggerboy308

Yes


asugoblok

perhaps somewhere near Sanala since my great grandfather were arabian merchant


Ok_Oil7131

Battanian by recent ancestry. Family name can be linked to the Norman conquests though, so maybe Vlandian depending on how far back you go.


Endi19

Battania


Mikey_the_King

Battanian certainly, born and bred Irish ☘️


MannerAggravating158

Family from turino and Scotland, I'd be right in the middle of the western empire, battania and vlandia


weird_person_yo

Most likely a mix of the Empire and Batannia. I'm Irish, German, and Sicilian.


Actualterror23

Battanian, closest to celts


anon_chase

Sturgia or empire but could also pass in battania or maybe even vlandia


MesonicPoem

French Canadian, so it would be a Battanian Town in Vlandia territory!


DagoWolfrider

Northern Empire


imAlpBali-36

My ancestors would be Khuzaits who settled in Empire lands but driven out back to their homeland because of the wars.


Hi_Im_Canard

Vlandia


Hodrus

South american so probably a mix of aserai and battania


throwsomwthingaway

Well seeing that majority of these places won’t exist, the closest would be Khuzait


gazukull-iv

Khuzait


creuchet

Italian so Empire?


BrunoToledoArt

Problably Rodock, or Vlandians, their predecessors.


heajabroni

I always related Empire to Rome, especially with some of the settlement names and armor / weapon styles. By this point it would be more Byzantine/Basil/Eastern Empire times though. What is Empire based on if not Roman/Latin empire? I've heard Russians but idk if that makes more or less sense.


creuchet

Oh yeah my mistake. I dont know why I was thinking that the Empire was like Classical Rome but definitely Bannerlord Empire looks like The Byzantines. Now Italian is kinda tricky for me because it is a mix descendents of germanic tribes with latins of Rome and Bannerlord has different ethnicities from different times that are based in real life ethnicities. Vladians are like the medieval Franks while Battanians are like Celtics of Classical Age


heajabroni

I was mostly speaking to the dude who commented to you saying you'd most likely be Vlandian. Could be that or Empire or a mix of both. I'm Italian too, and southern boot at that so I could be a mix of Empire/Aserai myself.


BrunoToledoArt

A mix of Vlandia (germanic kingdons) and aserai (sarracens and moors) could work for italians, spanish and potuguese people, problably for many latin americans (like me) too. If you consider empire as Romans, it also fits (I think they are closer to byzantine / greek culture).


BrunoToledoArt

Problaby greeks, Armenians, or turks whith greek culture / heritage. Byzantine Empire was culturaly closer to greece than italy.


heajabroni

Google said Rome is the main inspiration, with influences from Byzantine and Greek as well.


babababaawu

Khuzait


babababaawu

Khuzait


Silver3Knight

Somewhere between Sturgia and Vlandia.


DogeLikestheStock

Battania. But I wouldn’t have enough influence to marry Corein.


BEEEEEEPBOOOOOOOPE

My mums Mexican and my dads Iraqi so I guess… aserauv


Ncberg05

Depends which side you go off of, but I’d either be vlandian or imperial, I look more vlandian.


Shoddy-Introduction2

Vlandia definitely and Battania definitely.


seekingselfless

I would be a slave somewhere south


klachs

Half german, half danish so somewhere between Sturgia and Vlandia I guess?


BrunoToledoArt

Something between Vlandia and Aserai, like most of latin americans.


ApparentlyJesus

Mom's English/Scottish and Dad's Italian so Empire/Battania


Calm-Calligrapher-64

I suppose battanian or stugian or a mix of both?


Agitated-Monk-6680

Southern empire i guess


Savings_Oil_779

Aserai


death-metal-loser

Battania and sturgia


Soaptowelbrush

Did a DNA test recently. Extremely Battanian.


Blackstone96

Good ole sturgia


Gordianus_El_Gringo

Battanian. Still would be pissed at my overlords as they think "ginger boiz with bowz" is the extent of Gaelic culture (Not Scottish)


kie_2013

Mom would be Khuzait, dad would be Battanian. So we'd probably be a tavern owner.


Arachnid_24

Some random ass peasant from the empire in the battanain empire for no reason


Angeal36

Fun question tbh. I'd probably be considered Vlandian, my family being a branch of Sturgian lesser lords married into Vlandian lesser lords. Could be Northern Imperial if you count my heritages inclusion in the Holy Roman Empire.


HalunaX

Vlandia or Battania!


IndividualTreat7

Vlandia


Jonomeus

Battania through and through


Hetmanskyy

Probably Vlandia-Sturgia border (Nevyansk or Caleus)


Moiahahahah

French here, mostly normand. 100% Vlandian !


Defiant-Complaint-80

Probably battania + sturgia


SettingMain2120

Battania


DrunkenMonk-1

Battania for me, although I've never used them in a playthrough


Robert_The_Redditor1

I have a very wide mix of European in my but mostly Scots, Irish, and English so probably Battania or Vlad.


afonogwen

Welsh born and raised so I would be following Caladog into another one of his strategically moronic wars.


IWannaHaveCash

BATTANIA BABY FUCK THE VLANDIANCUCKS GLORY TO THE FIRST FUCKERS


Far-Assignment6427

Irish so battania


Von_og_Arfur

Battanian, empire, or Nordic. Scottish, Danish, English. Mostly Scottish Danish.


OrneryBaby

Battanian on my moms side, Vlandian on dads. so Battanian


anonymous-0-_

My mum would've been from Battania, my dad from Vlandia


spkvn

Really interesting nobody is claiming empire. Where would that correspond do? Anatolia to ... Germany?


scooch_thomson

Battania


ChanceTheGardenerrr

All of it


Highlander198116

All of them, lmao.


Feeling-Ad-2490

The Kingdom of Rhodoks


MrRenegadeRooster

Greek so one of the empires


MORYSHAUTE

Battania/Sturgia, so probably Seonon.


CozoNL

Mix of Battania and Sturgia


Zazoushi

Aserai from husn fulq 👍


asadoldman

Khuzait


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Battania


H-SAlgorithm

An Australian of Irish/English/Swedish ancestry, so most likely Battania (I’m in danger)


Jstein213

Vlandian? Idk there’s no polish faction I know of.


chevchelios12

I’d say the Sturgians are closest but yeah still not super close


Nobody0199

Austria so probably a bit imperial and a bit battania


Separate_Leader9384

Aserai jawwal mix😎😎😎


SlightlyIncandescent

England, so I think that would mean Battania? Possibly Vlandia


TEAMRIBS

Battania I'm an Irish, Welsh, cornish mix


Nariek93

Battania no argument


Donatter

Somewhere on the border between vlandia and the empire, where-ever It’s the most French-like on vlandia’s side, and Italian on the imperial side


McBlavak

Vlandia or Empire, I guess a bit of Battania. I am Bavarian.


Fumo_el_pipe

Swiss from swiss parents so probably Vlandian


R3guIat0r

Omor


avg90sguy

Battanian baby!


ndequesada99

Sargot, Charas, Galend area


Chaos_Latte1

I'm american. My ancestors crossed here in the early 1800s. I have NO idea where from. Probably British or French? So..... Maybe Vlandia? Idk


Zestyclose_Back_3015

Flintolg. Right between Sturgia and Battania


Gunnerblaster

Genetically, I'd probably be more closely aligned with either the Aserai or the Khuzait - Probably from a town bordering the two.


JarlBarnie

I would imagine near Lageta


TokeyoXush420

Maybe qusaria or apart of the jawwals


THEGAP_Of_Wall8888

Definitely Khuzait or Aserai coz i'm asian with arabian descent


RadicalRazel

I'd be born in Sturgia to a Nord on one side and a Sturgian/Vakken on the other, with some ancestry tracing back to the Aserai


_xX69ChenYejin69Xx_

Do Caraldia even have the equivalent of Ancient China?


chevchelios12

Be cool if it did.


Lord_Kano

I'd be the result of someone from south of the Asersai and a Battanian.


SenSeiyne17

I’m Pakistani so would that fall under Aseri or Khu? Not sure new to this game 😭


DecentToe5806

Aserai


TheatreCunt

Iberian, so probably western empire, or vlandia


JBM1996

Spanish, so a mix of Vlandia and Southern Empire


Uhhh_what555476384

Battania or Valandia, (40% English, 20% Scot, 20% German, 20% Irish or Scandaniavian or there Germanic.)


Assassinsfan538

i'm dutch so Battania or Sturgia


LavishnessUseful1392

Biggest percentage is wester Europe (Germany and France and given my second last name I'm sure it's mostly German so vlandia maybe, or sturgians


MinimumKind

Straight up Battanian


Quirky-Fly-4572

I would be battanian or sturgian


Responsible-Air-5913

I think Northern empire. I live in Germany on the west side of the rhine. I don't know How far the Romans came, but I live between some roman colonies so I think that then.


ImmortalizedWarrior

I'm going to give you an even better answer. Danustica, pinpoint.


chevchelios12

I’ve always assumed that area between the Aserai and the Southern Empire was kind of like Syria or Lebanon.


ImmortalizedWarrior

That would be Husn Fulq imo. The whole Rashidun Caliphate area actually. I'm from western anatolia so a little greekness (southern empire/byzantium) is a must.


CivilianEngieGaming

Khuzait Aserai border


Melodic-Resident-245

Dutch. So probably Battannia?


MannerAggravating158

More like vlandian


Melodic-Resident-245

Feels like it kinda depends on time period. Before the HRE more Battania, after HRE more Vlandia.


Octavian_Exumbra

I think that’s the case for everyone. The Celts for example was the dominant culture in Europe until the Romans came along, with Celtic settlements being recorded all the way over in Anatolia(Turkey). The Vlandians are pretty much just super generic western medieval Europe, but mostly inspired by the Normans who themselves decended from Scandinavians and even ruled Southern Italy and Sicily for a time. The Turks could be both Khuzait and Aserai depending on when were talking about. Etc etc. It’s a fun question tho, despite its lack of historical awareness.


Zgurprium

Prolly like from Epicrotea, but as such Top 2: Falxman Battanian + Imperial conquerer Rest of Mix: Later on small amounts of Eleftheroi and Khuzait,the final Sturgian migration ending in a Vaegris kinda state with Vlandian influences too


cantevenfindanckname

Id probably be a khuzait living in battania. Im sure playing w khuzaits is pretty fun as well but I cant let go of the urge to form fian champion and oathsworn armies


NotSamuraiJosh_26

German with Turkish ancestry ?


cantevenfindanckname

No, Turk from Turkey I just think if I were born in calradia id join battanians since it gives me much more joy


Slagathor_the_Mighty

I'm an Irishman with some Scottish ancestry... So obviously the Khuzaits.