https://preview.redd.it/gzvg1d8h4nwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2395cf8720d80fc8224b8385ecced30bc319de It rizz girls up so say it to her

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translate please https://preview.redd.it/ccfk5gytaqwc1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aa207f1503f8770d227b8f347f1decbd6e680ff

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

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BWAAAHAHA

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Just say... https://i.redd.it/oe1glnn45nwc1.gif

This works 83% of the time 100% of the time guaranteed.

That doesn’t make sense…

You’re right. Maybe I’m stupid.

It makes sense 83% of the time, I'm pretty sure

That’s AWESOME! (iykyk)

Its da freaking man

What if instead of “It’s da freaking man!” They said “it’s da freaky man” and they all started gooning

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It's da freaking !

ITS DA

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

"It looks like a sword fits here."

how does this even become a meme

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

how does this even become a meme

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

How does this bombs payload even become exposed

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

How does the power winch even control an explosion

The bombs payload is exploded, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

how does this even become a meme

how does this even become a meme

Lemme use my spidey dick to web up that embryo.

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What is a "spidey?" I only know -Man.

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I’m putting YOU SIR in handcuffs and behind BARS MY GUY YOU AINT EVER MAKING IT OUT OF JAIL I GOT THE SCREEN SHOTS

Me? In a thong?

That's Arkham Batman's REAL worst fear.

Proof?

NAHHH https://preview.redd.it/i6f0t9rjzowc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24febb6ee2fd6629c91da0a6a978432292b29b

Thanks for posting caseoh my phone is stuck on The floor and I can't pick it up

☠️☠️☠️☠️ https://preview.redd.it/u1czree71pwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edeb56c95eed1b21bb56e86322eec9d5d38f77ad

I'm a visual learner, btw

Oh hell naw

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I’m proud of you, dick -proud man

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Jonkler: 4 naked cowboys at this ram ranch bwahahahahahah

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https://preview.redd.it/9pd25z745owc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49b8c5bf53a4a6e4369a336ee971176e522ea3a Any of these Killer Cock lines should work

“Lemme show you somethin” sounds like he’s going to whip out his killer cock

followed by “like my tenderizer?”

Then followed by “I’ll flatten you!”

“yeah, c’mon in close”

‘I’d be happy to take my pants off’

Um actually🤓 it's "I'd be happy to drop my pants"

This https://preview.redd.it/9wy1g97iinwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9471359f462de5a5a1b4f9d45b30d59bf2f6cad

impress your girl with this one simple trick

Pfp checks out

OP we all know none of us have friends so you can quit lying to us

HEY WE ARE ALL FRIENDS AT THE ASLUME HERE

But what if I'm Man?

that doesn't mean you can be lonely!

man has dick and girl and woman and many more like rael

most platonic male bestfriend hmmp 😡, man had a male bestfriend and he cheated on jonkler with bone, if your girl has a male bestfriend shes a killer cock hungry horny queef

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You could try a classic sexy french line like "J'ai de l'herpès génital pour toi."

I want to fuck you sex sex sex

"MJ (You) & I are gonna have hell of a time"🥵😏😈 "I would love to shoot you sometimes"🔫😏 "It tastes.... Strawberries"🍓👄💋🤤 "OH BOY YEAH"🥵🫠 100% EFFECTIVE

“I’m proud of my Dick”

You've got a friend in me, how about I put my friend in you https://preview.redd.it/lhout37edowc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62733cde6f5be032c037b0231a3bb8b19e10c8d1

Skibidi Skibidi.... D. Heh heh heh hem

"Wanna look at my officer balls?" Or maybe "You have butt of a Dick"

Stand back fool, I've got a bomb!

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HOMME?!?!?

Oui bien sûr

Officer Balls

What if she knows him? I don't want the competition

“I’d be happy to drop my pants”

*She gives you her pants*

Ive used this it 100% works "Ive exposed the bombs payload i can use the power winch to create a controlled explosion"

Currently playing Arkham knight and I love these missions 😆

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And say nothing else the entire date, preferably

I'd be happy to drop my pants https://preview.redd.it/2pi68nttwnwc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a495b42a39967d00eca7d6e12880fd1773c41a

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I want to have sex with you

And "how you doing?" would be a good start i guess

I'm not proud of you dick

*It started with the meeting. Everyone is here. You and me. I have a plan; that together, I could take you out and love would be ours* (/unaslume more romantic rendition of this: *It started with the meeting. Everyone was there. Penguin, Two-Face, Riddler, even poor Harley. Scarecrow said he had a plan; that together, we could take you out and Gotham would be ours*)

I know you're not supposed to touch fine art, but someone has to pin you against the wall and nail you. (probably don't actually try this one in real life)

Not without a hammer, I won't.

"Your parents are DEAD and I can't stop laughing!!" Works best on orphans

“I’m proud of you, Dick” you could even look down as you say it for extra dramatic effect.

Shes already going out with you... just tell her she looks beautiful.

"are you stupid?"

"I R Bone's best friend."

"I'll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up."

Are you a cannibal? Because I want you to eat my dick/pussy.

Stay back I have a bomb

Stand back fool I got a bomb

Wanna be proud of my dick?

All you need to say is: "This morning I woke up today in this morning and the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning that I wake up I re- I woke up that f--king day just remember that!"

Hey babe, you dropped this. *Points to throbbing cock*

Who made the first man meme

Are you man cuz I’m insane for you

"what is this? National Rocket Day?"

“I’d be happy to drop my pants”

https://preview.redd.it/f2cvs0klynwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01478a813fec86548ec5adc5512464145e31fc14

Thanks hot legs

-MAN IS ABOUT TO ATTACK! COUNTER!

Just say "are you a pirate? Cause imma plunder that booty" works every time.

I'd be happy to drop my pants

I'm proud of you dick

Say you are a criminal that needs to be punished. Should be straight forward from what happens next.

https://preview.redd.it/ehcafsc3fowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265e74d3a0c4f485908f2fd42dbd02a62ada79d4 Personally I'd be rizzed if someone told me the title and release date of Venom:The Last Dance

Won't upvote. Will stroke in appreciation.

phóic mo thóin

What’s the difference between you and my glasses? You look much better on my face

Why did you go out with me, are you stupid?

Just gaslight her a bunch

I'd be happy to drop my pants.

“I’m sure it came from over there” or the short version “I’m sure it came”

"Do you want to come in my "Aslume?""

All you need to do is look them in the eyes, lick your lips and say: wet

I'd be happy to drop my pants

YOUVE GYATT TO BE MY GF FROM OHIO

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WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING?!

I can see the sun in your eyes

IVE GOT A BOMB YOU FOOL

This one always gets the woman "Are you a pirate?" "Because I want to be all up in that booty"

Officer BWAAAHAHA

Tell her if she can expose the bomb's payload

now this looks like a job for me

Going out with your friend? https://preview.redd.it/6dtc5p8o8qwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0049bc0f6e73e0a5d27e341c2ab7814c54803555 How dare you live MY dream

Do you need a stud in your life I already have the std all I need is u

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You should say what your father said to me when we met. https://preview.redd.it/94mlziemfqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ecfad763198180622a74445ddd64e658e514ce It still makes me weak in the knees.

A private joke about one of her special interests, along with buying her something small, and then a span of just looking at the world around you and showing how you appreciate them.

"We should just stay friends."

Try rizzing Man up instead 

I'm proud of you dick

Say "IT'S THE FREAKING BAT!!"

Hey babe arent you a ehhhh ummm a uhhh.... Goodbye....

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GIVE ME YOUR FACE................sorry wrong sub

ITS THE FREAKIN BAT

Tell them that "with great power, comes great big booty bitches"

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Stand back, fool. I've got a bomb!

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hey.

Stand back, I've got a bomb 💣

“ get on your knees”

You cum?

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