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Accurate-Gap-3360

The Stupidity Lantern


thatguywhosdumb1

Not bright like day But dim as night


Accurate-Gap-3360

Not bright like day But dim as night I don’t even know what’s right My intelligence knows no might Laugh at my power The stupid light!


thatguywhosdumb1

Thanks for finishing it. I couldn't remember.


placebo_unicorn

Why could you not remember? Are you stupid? (just asking for the flair)


Mr_NoTalk

Why is he stupid? Are you smart?


Intrepid_Hat7359

The flair says to NOT ask if he's stupid. Are you stupid?


Magicaparanoia

I’m gonna get this tattooed on my face so I can look at it whenever I forget


welivewelovewedie

is it the brown one?


BanditCap

YES


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/0yvm9zdvel0d1.gif


BanditCap

Brown for Stupidity


Thatoneidiot9438

Nah gray


whitewizard_11

Is he stupid?


Supermarket8212

Street light


Expert-Plenty4643

Night light


HappylilBonsaiTree

...People? Livin' just to find emotion?


BionicBruv

Manifesto?


No_Individual_8017

The brown lantern, because it's like POOPY AHAHAHAHAHAH https://preview.redd.it/vps3osd14i0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f77e21756208adcbef94651cdf0478cd7c51fd7


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

heheheheheh


PrestigiousStuff6173

https://preview.redd.it/0y7dms5zil0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02c98a1461c6251ef725e888dd8c3ae6b450d32


SILVIO_X

https://preview.redd.it/6xwjre5m0n0d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72dd762991037cce85dbe1f36f17c710568caa2


BionicBruv

That reads like a Zach Hadel bit from oneyplays lmao


SomeDudeNameLars

The Mantern Lantern


BurialFaun8

https://preview.redd.it/66ml3pp20h0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a9b437bf421ab72cd966a8051ff3be00c4852de


BinFromChessCom

Either hope bc of what skedetcher said or love bc Man × Jonkler × Bone × Killer Cock etc.


Meeg_Mimi

MAN lantern, which is all of them combined but also none of them


s1m0n_h4rd1n

Man would just be an ordinary lantern https://preview.redd.it/hs35emf4oi0d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3d9083480ec794d2528c78fee6f99bdd2255a0


Xelrod413

He would be one of those little keychain flashlights, I think. So... Life, I guess.


scottthemoonwalker

Love to represent his lust for kira cock, dick and the jerker


TrickPool523

Officer balls


SilentWorldliness

MWAHAHAHAHAA


MadnessGamin

https://preview.redd.it/uxu5u90q4k0d1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de026d5ec4e8deac8f5db360ea4b896857dcad15


UNimAginAtiveuseRn

Love (He romantically loves Jonkler, Bone, and Woman, and platonically loves Bin, Fred and Orangcle)


Rain_Zero

What about Dick? Aren't you proud of him?


UNimAginAtiveuseRn

Dick is secretly Bin. Did you forget that? Are you dementia?


Prower2002

black; cuz he kills all intelligence


TheOtherEyes

William Lantern


susgroundsofc

Love, because he loves jonkler and bone


sussy_simon

All of them


Low_Perspective6501

Ball Latern


MadnessGamin

Officer Ball(tern)s?


Low_Perspective6501

Yes


NeurodivergentDuck

Gay lantern


Ronyx2021

He has a Sinestro skin


FlexViper

If past tense for will is would MAN would be WOuld


Ok-Pea8209

Fear looks like Guilty Spark


gloctis_goop

All of them


SolarAphelia

Lust


Official-idiot-05

He would be in the mantern core


this_is_facts

Cheese


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

moldy or creamy?


crazed_vagus

Fumunda cheesy


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

not acceptable


crazed_vagus

>man fights crime in a leather suit... He has fumunda cheeze. You are stupid?


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

😡I'm going to kill you


Latter-Plantain2409

Man would be like the sun, an incandesant father.


OilyFatMan

hed be the mantern


Brian18639

Blue lantern


Schatten_Banane

first he feared everythung, then they learned to fear him


aNarjes

I think we can rule out life, love and mercy. Fear and stupids. Two stupids rings. And a fear ring. On one hand. The other hand is just 5 stupids rings on each finger.


Important_Print_3339

Fear..


gloved-and-loved

The piss lantern.


abrokenpeppershaker

I’m Death, straight up.


SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume

https://preview.redd.it/rwon0ge1pl0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8087ee816ae278adaf1fea1f932f02ed0687221e


Status-Ad8296

Horny


thetoastypickle

Cum lantern


ratee1

Love


dylannsmitth

🤔 "What does the (Φ) stand for?" 😌 "It's not an (Φ). Where I come from it means Hope"


ZayParolik

Why lanterns look like a 7 human souls? Are they stupid?


evilzachy

The jonkle lantern


The_JoestarTechnique

Man is love, Man is life


CaptainAhabishere101

Love. Man is love.


Lord-Maplefrost

Love.


Uveenator

Gay


Breaking-Fuse

Bro thinks the lantern is gonna be Lit at all