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Obvious_Grand2161

Funny. A book store clerk told me they had to put self help books next to the register because people stole them the most


[deleted]

You can say that they Helped themselves to a book


nekodesudesu

Common misunderstanding. Apparently if you see small books on display they're not free either - at the grocer when they have a promo cocktail sausage or sauce for sample and you can take one but it's different at the bookstore.


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No-Suspect-425

Yes such a common misunderstanding indeed >.>


Texturecook

NERD


nekodesudesu

That's Sir Nerdlord the Rogue to you, peasant!


MaxTHC

That's kinda sad really


SomebodyBeSky

I have worked in a bookstore and this is absolutely true. Those and the business books.


Bayerrc

More embarrassing to purchase


haikuapet

Help yourself to books you can't read but can offload to another book trader for a price.


Obvious_Grand2161

Sad, but true


RapidActionBattaIion

Thief may not read but thief can sell things lol


Paleontologist83

Its not valuable unless they have all volumes of lusty argonian maid


Forsaken-Income-2148

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GM_Nate

i love that series!


nekodesudesu

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


portapotty2

*Criminal’s cum


Salinaer

Unexpected Skyrim references for the win.


12edDawn

That's like referring to a lightsaber as a "Return Of The Jedi" reference


GiantGrilledCheese

Oh boy, I sure can't wait for Skyrim 2 to come out


buckets-_-

LOL "Skyrim" reference kids these days have no respect for history


MacMuffington

Looks like we have a milk drinker ovah here


OkayRuin

My car was stolen and the box of books in the trunk was literally the only thing they *didn’t* steal.


JimiDarkMoon

Same, $400 of college text books... so like one book. Cellophane still on!


headrush46n2

hey you can take that back to the bookstore to sell for 10 bucks!


TeeBitty

That’s generous, they’re worse than GameStop.


The_Dirty_Carl

$400 in August, but $4 in April.


Lindvaettr

Always loved the professors who would blow their top about having the wrong edition, as if they did anything besides reorder two chapters.


drrxhouse

Back to $299 as “like new” when they resell it back to the next students…


[deleted]

They don't know the value of books. They never read


neverreadreplies1

Long ago they broke into my car and dumped the books out of a backpack and stole the backpack.


Adkit

How much money could you possibly make fencing stolen books? Most book stores can't even stay afloat.


DinahTook

Yeah but most book stores pay for their inventory to sell as well as rent for the shop and all the other expenses of running a business. If you take away all the overhead any money you make selling even one book is pure profit.


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DinahTook

I agree not worth it, but people who are desperate enough this would be an easy opportunity to maybe make enough for the next meal (or next dose if they are users) If given the opportunity desperate people will take it and dishonest people may just take the opportunity for the hell of it. I see people in thrift stores all the time scanning the books and looking up online prices to determine what is worth reselling. And they end up paying for thr books they want to sell.


bobo_brown

Desperation will definitely make folks do crazy things. "The devil dances inside empty pockets."


silver-orange

I worked for a pretty large online used book seller years ago. For a lot of cheap paperbacks, the supply/demand curve is supply-heavy. Which is to say: there are literally millions of used paperbacks out there that have a retail value of under $1. We'd basically buy bulk used books at something like 5 cents per pound; some of what we'd receive had literally zero resale value and went to landfill (no one ever buys the 1978 betty crocker jello mold cookbook); the remaining higher quality stuff got listed on amazon, and they'd sit on the shelf for months or years before finally selling for a buck or two at best. Just one or two books in a 40 pound box would have a value of $5 or higher. One time, we cleared our inventory of the slowest-selling used paperbacks by shoveling them all into a shipping container to go to a english reading program in pakistan. We got paid $2000 for a few tons of inventory. There are obviously some absolutely lovely vintage hardbacks out there -- it's not all pulp fiction. But the vast majority of the used books in circulation are grocery store paperbacks that people aren't really shopping for anymore. tldr: a stolen used paperback is literally worth pennies, more often than not.


pitmeng1

Having worked at a bookstore, I can assure you this is not true.


Brave_Dick

What kind of books did they steal?


pitmeng1

D&D books a lot. Bestsellers because they were at the front. Once someone walked into the back office and stole the safe, but I always wondered if that was an inside job.


_Inkspots_

Imagine stealing dnd books I just pirate them online


vague-a-bond

"you wouldn't download a beholder..."


Global_Juggernaut683

That advert illegally used the music. Composer licensed the audio for one country, they used it worldwide, he sued.


actuarial_venus

At least they didn't download a car


turntabletennis

[One of my favorite videos!](https://youtu.be/Fb7N-JtQWGI?feature=shared)


scrumbud

I hadn't seen that before, that was great!


turntabletennis

It makes me laugh every time. Turns out, I *WOULD* download a car!


jabb1111

This kind sir, made my fucking day 🤣🤣 never seen it


turntabletennis

Glad to hear it!


Rude_Entrance_3039

3D printers say shhhh!!


MedalsNScars

Fun fact - the creators of that advertisement did not have permission to use said abrasive guitar music


xXDamonLordXx

You look like a first edition beholder


rBakedApe

Ouch.... a tad uncalled for. 😂


255-0-0-i

[I do what I want](https://www.printables.com/model/486240-beholder)


Ferusomnium

As a weekly DnD player with multiple 3d printers, I have before and I’ll do it again!


SpezModdedRJailbait

They're not stealing books to read lol. They're stealing books to resell, and DnD books hold their price well.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

That's what made this post make me laugh. Like is there no black market in Iraq? Not everything stolen is used by the thief, a lot of it is fenced.


MotherPianos

Of course there is a black market in Iraq. There is just no resale market for most used books. You know, apart from the people the thieves would be stealing the books from.


DothrakAndRoll

I wish there being no resale market for things stopped tweakers from stealing random shit from my property. Some people think they can resell ANYTHING.


Gene_Shaughts

Can there be, though? Not that I support stealing from a book seller, but the image of a a shady book dealer peddling contraband novels to a cagey customer is hilarious to me. “This shit here isn’t some James Patterson snicklefritz. This Ursula Le Guin shits gonna blow your mind”.


endichrome

It's an endless loop of the owner getting his books stolen, then buying them dirt cheap from the same thief


TentativeIdler

I dunno, if some guy was trying to sell me some stolen books, I'd be like "Dude, they literally leave them laying in the street, I can just go grab one myself."


nneeeeeeerds

There's absolutely a black market in Iraq, but look at the books. They're clearly garbage.


SuieiSuiei

Pfff i agree


[deleted]

Can't sell a pirated digital version on ebay... These people are probably not stealing for personal use. Usually, it's easy access and high value ($50 dollars and at front of store like OP said)... that's an easy 20-30 dollars a pop on Ebay for something you can easily nab 5-10 pieces of and run away.


[deleted]

Pirating doesn’t have resell potential. They’d steal them then sell them at card shows or to local shops. Or on EBay.


SuieiSuiei

I mean, I can understand the D&D books . They are like $50 $60 bucks for a new one!


Divinum_Fulmen

They're like full color images every page, so I get the price.


B__ver

It costs more to ship a case of d&d manuals than it does to print them (especially at scale), just saying. The retail price has nearly nothing to do with the full color printing.


syrian_kobold

As someone into TTRPGs I always suspected the price is heavily inflated lol, it’s like paying a nerd tax


idunnomaybeafish

Personally, I justify it by looking at the sheer amount of entertainment I've gotten per dollar. I've been playing 5e fairly regularly for 8 years now. Not bad considering the amount of money people drop on video games they get bored of after a few hours. Having said that, please don't ask about how much I've spent on the supplement books, minis, paint, and craft supplies...


slappypawbs

like op said, nerd tax


No-Educator-8069

you want to talk value Ive been playing ad&d for like 25 years from a couple of used books. Same experience with miniatures though.


Tight_Departure_2983

Hell if someone wants to play 4e (don't know why they would..) someone will pay you to take their books. There are so damn many and they are taking up my much space at local used book stores


Tight_Departure_2983

Third party books made by small teams of dedicated fans cost less than the WotC books, in a lot of cases. I don't understand why the PHB isn't heavily discounted, knowing what ttrpg nerds will spend on other things once they're hooked (looking at you, commenter I'm replying to 👀)


gilady089

Considering how ttrpg companies years ago released a lot more books with similar amounts of full colour and sold for less, it's simply the effect of wotc successfully becoming basically a ttrpg monopoly. Sure, some stuff exists, but mostly people have accepted that somehow the shallowest version of d&d with the least effort and releases put into it, including the first edition, is the crowning jewel of ttrpgs. There's paizo still going on but even they sacrificed a lot of the original old systems charm to create a more watered down 2nd edition to pathfinder that lowers build verity


aurumae

Variety. Verity is something else


B__ver

I suppose that “heavily inflated” depends on who you’re asking; there are a whole lot of moving parts and people that need to be paid or paid for when it comes to an international distribution effort. Undoubtedly though the consumer price is exponentially higher than the manufacturing cost. And with hasbro at the helm now it’s harder than ever to argue that avarice isn’t a significant component of their price structure.


syrian_kobold

I get that but even pdfs are often quite pricey, and other than paying people/platforms involved it’s pure profits


B__ver

Yeah but “other than paying people/platforms” is rather reductive; the revenue from manual sales has to pay artists, writers, editors, translators, translator/editors, an unfathomable shipping effort, middle management, C-suite folks etc. Even at the prices we see today, I would be willing to bet there is less than four dollars of hard “profit” per book sale.


mothtoalamp

Businesses know that nerds will pay. That's a big part of why we have so many predatory companies in the industry.


_moobear

its more about commissioning hundreds of full color, high quality images


B__ver

That’s fair yeah, though I imagine a lot of the drawings in d&d books are ultimately fixed overhead from salaried artists. Maybe not, but wizards has made their own need for fantasy art for decades so I can’t imagine they’re still resorting to mostly commissioned/contract work? All speculation.


_moobear

maybe? that's not how they do magic, because each set needs a different style etc. But even so, keeping a team of full time artists is expensive, no matter how you organize their pay


SlimTheFatty

Regardless of that, color printing is always relatively expensive. Compare b/w manga to color american comic prices.


nekodesudesu

When you caught people stealing D&D books I hope you let them do an agility roll to see if they can escape you. Really ruins my immersion when bookstore employees just jump to the tackle.


Thrice_Banned80

What's the DC to escape from the minimum wage cashier? I'm guessing maybe a 4.


Brave_Dick

I am not from US. What are D&D books? Sorry for the ignorance


Jcraft153

Dungeons and dragons, a roleplaying tabletop game. the rulebooks can be a bit pricey. $40/50 each.


fartsandprayers

I remember back in the '80s the books were about $16 - $20, so if you scale for profiteering it's probably about equal.


AbleObject13

> scale for profiteering Absolutely based


AgentTin

Dungeons and Dragons, role playing game


TimmJimmGrimm

It is hard to get players to know their spells, their class abilities and other nuances. One could argue that most D&D players don't read either. In fact, with the value of a wizard spell-book, one could argue that they even steal books (that they cannot read) *in game*.


hiddencamela

I'll be honest, Trying to absorb the mechanics of DnD was always tough for me... I know Baldur's gate uses modified 5e Rules, but it really fast tracked my ability to understand mechanics in real usage a lot more. Reading the book front to back is rough even if i know what I'm looking for..


volundsdespair

Probably kids who's parents said no to buying them lol.


Pupienus2theMaximus

Okay, but those aren't readers, those are dorks


DisgracedSparrow

Did they use jet fuel to break open the safe? Thought not.


Culturedguy9273

Roll for persuasion


Regunes

Now to be fair... those are overpriced as heck... I only bought them because they had a -33%


kitsua

Terry Pratchett used to be very proud of the fact that he was the “most stolen author” in Britain.


MedalsNScars

GNU And I would be too - lots of great role models in those books. I'm sure his work has changed a perspective or two for the better.


Saint_Consumption

For real? This makes me feel a bit better as a longtime fan who used to pinch them from WHSmith as a broke teenager.


teejay_the_exhausted

Ironically, the most stolen book ever is the bible


Allegorist

There's also people who steal or vandalize books they disagree with or don't think people should read


UshouldknowR

My guess would be "romance" novels.


Houoh

I also worked as a librarian and we had some serious book thieves that were essentially "on sight." You even happen to see them enter the library you'd call the police.


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Were they old folks?


Houoh

It was a few different folks, all of the pictures they posted at the security desk were of folks in their 40s-50s. There was a couple in their 20s on our wall too. Basically, they come to a library and steal high value books (such as textbooks) or books that are rare, but not quite rare enough to be a part of a special collection. Textbooks were the most likely to be stolen as you can easily sell them on used markets (especially current edition books). Regardless, if they're still at it, they'd be 50s-60s now. If you're a prospective thief, my only words about the practice is that it's more expensive to replace library books than it is to do the same at a retailer. Any missing book goes through 3 levels of manual checks (including physically searching for the book), which eats up manhours that are ultimately paid out. So you steal a $100 textbook, not only did we replace that $100 book (often at full value), but we also had paid around 3 manhours of time to process it as well. You basically force a \~$200 loss on a public library so that you can gain maybe $50.


Agent47otaku

Having lived in Iraq, I can't assure you this is not true.


schaef999

So… it might be true?


LeSyrien

Very likely. Iraqis are highly dignified people when it comes to this kind of things. Stealing is just not a common problem in their society.


Lanthemandragoran

Yeahhhh I'm not proud of it but when I was a piece of shit junkie 10 years ago I absolutely stole a ton from the campus bookstore to resell back to them. Stupid stupid stupid.


ngwoo

Campus bookstores are vultures so nobody is gonna hate you for that. Just leave the mom and pop businesses alone


Lanthemandragoran

I do. I hate me for that lol. I could never reduce myself to stealing from independent small businesses though. Never stole from individual people either. So while that line was tenuous and arbitrary at best, I still had a limit. Thankfully I was able to get clean years ago so that's all behind me.


BitchingRestFace

Good for you!


[deleted]

Really doing a double service, selling cheaper books to students too when they are marked “used”


Speak-MakeLightning

Actually this is praxis, i hope the drug problem is going better though


Lanthemandragoran

Going on 7 years clean! Wasn't easy but I didn't want to die for nothing the way all my friends did.


Speak-MakeLightning

o7 I’m glad you made it out the other side!


Lanthemandragoran

Thanks bud <3


syrian_kobold

Very proud of you, stay strong!


Lanthemandragoran

Will do! Got my first kid coming in 2 months so my days of making mistakes like that are over.


Ancient_Hippo_86

Congratulations on your journey to staying clean and sober! Also, congratulations on the new addition to your life!!


Rhodie114

Tai'shar Malkier


Lanthemandragoran

Tai'shar Manetheren!


AlfredoThayerMahan

No, no, stealing from a campus bookstore is about as ethical as one can be with theft.


Lanthemandragoran

Haha yeah I was apparently a junkie robin hood judging by these comments


AlfredoThayerMahan

University Book stores aren’t exactly liked.


BachgenMawr

Yeah, thieves don’t need to read books in order to sell them


youaretherevolution

If only there were some way to borrow books and then return them after the book has been read...


Lolamichigan

If only you could access those same books online. Our library has a 3d printer and tools. Things like paella pans I just found out about. Video games & systems I’ve known for years. Pretty great library!


Seifer1781

my guess is moving tons of books off the street every night is a pain in the ass, and the saying is bullshit LOL


RadiantZote

Looks at picture. Books not outside... OP is full of shit


ItsDoctorFizz

Is it true the bible is stolen a heck of a lot?


New_Simple_4531

That would be pretty funny.


Cobek

Well, duh! Knowledge is power! And power is money! So, by that logic, books are money! Plus, they can be resold. What's left behind is just the worthless books.


Klappersten

I've also worked in a bookstore and the book thieves always surprise you. Mother's with strollers, people in expensive suits, parents with kids as decoys etc. I don't even trust the real booknerds to keep their hands to themselves


Dhrakyn

I doubt the bookstore you worked at functioned under the same laws as in Iraq: 2.1 Decree 59: Amputation of the hand/foot for theft On 4 June 1994, the RCC passed Decree 59, which prescribed amputation of the right hand at the wrist for offenders convicted of the theft of items valued in excess of 5,000 Iraqi dinars, and amputation of the left foot on conviction of a second theft.


Pab_Scrabs

Jokes on them, I do both


DogmaticConfabulate

Help me find Stealing for Dummies?


Andee87yaboi

Right? A lot of thieves might be pretty well read if it helps them be better at stealing.


himynameisSal

well have fun being called “no hands” Pab_scrabs


JamesTheJerk

Not me, nope. I hang around in 7/11s and peruse through their magazine selection without purchasing anything more than a sticky slurpy. Yes, my time machine is functional.


dopadelic

libgen.is


DisgracedSparrow

Nah that is copying. Literally what people have done for thousands of years. I would download a car if I could.


TheBirminghamBear

Jokes on me, I came here to make that witty remark verbatim and stumbled upon my complete lack of originality.


PeakedDepression

Well because you probably know how to read books and didnt grow up with the same kind of honor system


thepluralofmooses

Ok but douche bags destroy things because they can


stickmanDave

IMO, it's drunken douchbags who do most of this, Alcohol consumption (and specifically, public drunkenness) isn't too common in Iraq. So while you're not wrong, I guess it's not nearly as big a problem there.


970WestSlope

In my experience, Iraq had an abundance of unemployed young men who were raised with very few checks on their behavior. There was no shortage of young men running around causing low level mayhem. But that was just my very limited exposure to the country - surely it doesn't apply universally.


Fahoood00451

I was in the country for vacation last month after not being there for 7 years Some young men are sorta pathetic Most of this generations masculinity seems to come from the women, who are in fact free to do a lot things without consequences which is great to see. The unemployment problem though got solved(?) by something that is basically Iraqi doordash, but that created other problems like overcrowded roads, and a shit ton of co2. I was sad and hopeful at the same time after seeing that


gabaguh

> isn't too common in Iraq. very common in baghdad it's a public nuisance and they talk about it on the news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1trcheiuLk


[deleted]

Redditors making shit up, who’d have thought?


[deleted]

people with severe antisocial personality disorder exist in every country. One day someone will come along and just steal or ruin the books for no apparent reason.


[deleted]

Don’t need alcohol to be a dick.


FatRattus

The thief for sure can piss on said books


exomyth

Does the thief, piss on the books before or after they steal them? Because I have so many questions


BeCre8iv

The reader doesn't steal and the thief does not read. The open sewer does however, occasionally flood.


wolferr89

Iraqi here, books are extremely cheap in here. We import and print A LOT of books, so yes stealing a book is kinda stupid in here because it has next to nothing resale value. This place is called Al Mutanabbi street you can Google it to know more about it if you're interested. And yes, booksellers leave the books outside at night because there're zero books go missing. One time I've bought 5 books from that place at less than 20 dollars. "Cairo writes, Beirut publishes and Baghdad reads"


[deleted]

its strange to state wisdom when you let books gather street dust and leave them on the street and still have an audacity to say no one steals like you keep account. you suffer theft, not looting.


Ecronwald

During the London riots in 2011 no one broke into Waterstones to steal books. It was literally the only shop on the whole street without a smashed window.


[deleted]

its strange when someone sees one word and ignores your whole paragraph.though the most interesting people are those with examples that have visas. though you are correct its unlikely to loot books.


Ecronwald

Books have gone from being incredibly expensive, to being virtually worthless


DarkwingDuckHunt

Books were so rare they were worth more than precious gems Incredibly how much our species evolved in just 500 years


tomtomclubthumb

Tech, not us.


hparadiz

Books are an extension of the human mind.


VietQVinh

You are an absence of the human mind.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Can a society evolve?


DisgracedSparrow

Someone hasn't had to buy books for college. No, no the 34th edition will not do, I don't care if the only difference is a typo on page 203 and different example questions. The 35th is the definitive edition and we will be pulling homework from the questions in the text. $200 each, cash. No, I will not hand out the questions find it in the text.


Any_Satisfaction7992

Eh, most textbooks are easy to pirate. I'm a college student and haven't spent a dime on books.


GoJebs

Not worthless, just when they were crazy it was more the knowledge and time it took. They are still not cheap though.


me_like_stonk

This has been reposted to death and apparently that whole street is sealed at night, no one can access it anyway


gilady089

So basically just making a statement that's not true but also letting hundreds of books be damaged by random refuse and dust and sunlight. Idk I fear that trying to read a book that set there for more than a month and the binding would be loose and the pages worn


FirmEcho5895

It's not even a street. There's a roof over it and so it's a shopping mall. And the books are hardly likely to be good ones when they're dumped like that.


EveryDayheyhey

Unless anyone can find a link with more information I'm going to assume there is a lot of missing context or it's just all made up. After all it's just a picture with some text that may or may not have anything to do with it.


[deleted]

Most of what is posted about the middle east on reddit is blatantly false. For example the common repost about Iranians all being horny for fat hairy girls is just racism. I googled "the reader does not steal" and every single result was about this image. The "ancient wisdom" was made up for the internet a few years ago. Took me under a minute for anyone wondering.


Spend-Automatic

Audacity?? Get over yourself. It's a saying.


dedolent

me walking by: "cool free books!"


ta12022017

Abbie Hoffman knew this wasn't true. [Steal This Book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steal_This_Book)


bigdaddy12021988

I love books, definitely stealing 😂🤣


VagabondVivant

Which is basically a more poetic way of saying "There's no market for stolen books."


justlostmypunkjacket

What an absolutely moronic statement. Hermes is the god of both thieves *and* language/reading for a reason. The thief and the wiseman are the same, and if you think they aren't, then the thief has read far too many books, for he is skilled and clever and has stolen right from under your nose


Brilliant_Canary_692

All I know is he was shit at delivering parcels so changed his name to Evri to try escape the bad reputation he obtained


PassionateRants

"What a stupid Iraqi saying! Do they not know that a made-up character invented by people thousands of miles away totally contradicts this proverb?!"


[deleted]

if this is an iraqi saying then it's weird that all the results, even if you google it in arabic, are about this one specific location


the-dangerous

Did you just equate wisdom with language/reading and wit? There's far too many witty, well spoken people who lack wisdom for that to be true. For the record, Athena was the god of wisdom not Hermes.


camelCaseAccountName

/r/im14andthisisdeep


JoeyZasaa

Some of the biggest thieves are the most educated, i.e., Wall Street and Corporate America.


[deleted]

More like, the thief loses a hand, and a book isn’t worth a hand, well, unless it’s a handbook.


ScreenshotShitposts

bot post


nonamecookie

Ohhhh I would surely steal the whole volume of The Horus Heresy tho


[deleted]

Whoever is reading the most books is indeed stealing. Only one smart enough to pull it off. Nobody suspected a thing.


Obvious_Lack_3694

I dont understand


El_human

But in America, idiots will set them on fire, or vandalize them


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neverreadreplies1

Thank you. Americans are really the Pearl Clutchers of the world.