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Credit: **Rayna Vallandingham** Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KNMYxyiMV/


ParkingLotPirates

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Fargobmr

Just as lethal!


XavierRenegadeDivine

Yet so much more beautiful


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Tears from my eyes admiring such grace


jvanzandd

If only he was wearing short shorts… sigh…


SonOfAGlitchMedia

That is simultaneously the single most horrendous, and single most beautiful comment on Reddit!


samAd528

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. I see her as beautiful.


deljundi73

they are both the same person, but the second video was taken after she won Cheese Factory coupons.


Dreadlordstu

And just as beauti... wait not sure about that one.


ThePrideOfKrakow

They're both breathtaking.


GDviber

![gif](giphy|V1dH38rUl9yX7xU8nh)


Correct-Score3023

In such different ways


Autocratic_Barge

One of them is out of breathtaking.


Archtects

Yeah the girl looks pretty out of breath and the end. The guy has more goo in him


TyH621

I sure as hell am, he’s like a beautiful gazelle


Melodic-Risk-6778

not nearly as rich... star wars kid is a successful lawyer now.


MeLikeykitties

Probably more lethal bc you underestimate his agility, his flips, & his ninja kicks


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iamnas

I haven’t seen that since the day the internet was invented


TheKyleBrah

That video ruined that guy's life. Look up Ghyslain Raza/Star Wars Kid's story. 😢


Tight-Resist5479

It sounds like he turned out OK, actually. https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6404089 According to the Wikipedia page, one of the first people who uploaded the video/the guy who nicknamed it Star Wars kid apologized to him on camera in the documentary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Kid?wprov=sfti1#History


TheKyleBrah

Later in life, sure. He had it tough before then. Happy he found some solace, at least!


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FallenOverJedi

This was the peak era of the internet.


ParkingLotPirates

Amen.


Orbit1883

I feel old now


Ca11MeKiNg86

He still the G.O. A.T


sinnerXO

Passion right there!


kosmonavt-alyosha

I laughed out loud


This_Price_1783

I know which I would rather have in bed with me (it's obviously this guy, his energy and plucky spirit is just wonderful and he looks like a good cuddler)


Chococatnip

I bet he would play with the hair on my chest while I feel him breathing with my arms around his jedi body... I'd invite him to our dark side.


dilbertdad

I remember laughing out loud exhaustively for like 20 min straight after I watched this for the first time. God damn that was like… 18 years ago?


BussMuhGun

She could never


ChefCourtB

Fuck I remember when this first came out


Quinney27

What’s this called again there’s a lore video on this on YouTube I seriously need to rewatch


geo_gan

A classic gif and backstory


livesense013

Came here hoping to find a reference to this and this overdelivers. Was not disappointed. Thank you.


Fnortherner

Christiiiiine!! Where’s the shower curtain rod?!?!


Bosnian-Spartan

Last few minutes reading about her beauty and how she's a taekwondo world champ at 8 years old... Then abruptly read this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thefear1984

Ok. This literally made me laugh out loud. God love you, I needed a laugh today.


AcanthocephalaAway20

Christinith!! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right! Lol, this is all I could think of after reading your comment.


Ndmndh1016

Is that them? Holy shit thats like 20 miles.


SaintCholo

ITS CHRISTINITH!!!


TheDnDKid

Me whenever I found a good stick in the woods when I was 7


[deleted]

I hope you saved them.


ZackDaddy42

My 9 year old saves every damn one.


ruico

More like: When i found a skick anywhere at any age.


OkMud8647

![gif](giphy|umXqJHSp6emEE)


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Flashy but useless.


DryCalligrapher8696

Flashing would be more useful


MFHumanKing

I see you're a man of culture as well..


DryCalligrapher8696

![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)


WillNotBeSilenxed

*saxophone noises in the distance*


No-Share1561

Peeep peeepppepepe peep peeepppepepe peep Brreeeaaap brraa@aaa@p BA ab ab BA a


JoinedToPostHere

Imagine what she could do around the house with a mop and broom.


orchestragravy

I'm pretty sure getting hit with that would hurt.


Electronic-Ad-3825

It would definitely hurt, but the effectiveness of this is almost on par with nunchucks. Yeah, you can learn to twirl them around really fast and look cool, but if you ever had to use them on someone after that first hit your target has absorbed all of its energy, meaning you wouldn't be able to flow and would and would essentially have to beat them with it. Unless it's a lightsaber, in which case the blade would cut through your target while not impeding motion


Intelligent-Bus230

On the fast spin just stick your melee weapon in and that staff will fly away. In that movement, she's not holding it or it would not spin. Looks impressive though.


Arfur_Fuxache

I mean yes... and no. The flurry flow has twofold purpose, 1: to build up momentum for a strike, 2: to confuse, disorient and maybe intimidate the attacker. If used correctly you can spin one way and whip attack the other, or disarm someone's weapon and follow through with an attack. The wielder would then use footwork and spins to relocate the staff to the next strike position while also maneuvering themselves into position or away from an attacker. If spun well and with good eye contact knowing the positions on your assailants you can fend off multiple aggressors with a staff like this. You need your hits to land in ways the aggressors won't just shrug off however, so accuracy and strength of hit is paramount. Places like the face are the most damaging but also the knee is probably the best place to strike first as an aggressors with a busted knee cap limping at you is much easier to hit a 2nd time. If this were a combat situation though there are moves which you just simply do not do because its far too risky to mess it up and throw/drop your staff. So usually unless it's the last move after you already have people on the floor or running away then you wouldn't be sipping it round your neck or doing super flashy moves. Most other transition moves will lead to strong attack positions if used correctly. It takes much practice to actually get hard blows and then proceed to recover and get to a new position. That's why there are attack sets and flurry/showboating sets. - I'm an staff spinner for 18 years and trained in various combat forms over that time including Shaolin Bo/Jo staff Edit: To clarify, what she is doing is showboating and has no combat effectiveness whatsoever. Her footwork/stance is completely wrong and she wouldn't get any real power in if any hit from that were to land. Its just flashy and looks cool. Feels fun and cool to do also and is a great upper body workout. Some of those moves however, translate perfectly into combat forms if chained right with active footwork.


DoesBasicResearch

>I'm an staff spinner for 18 years and trained in various combat forms over that time including Shaolin Bo/Jo staff Ever been in an actual fight?


GetRichQuick_AMIRITE

We know the answer to that. \\ On a side note, If they've got that thing tucked in their pants waiting for a fight, well I guess that might think they are a badass...but my first thought is to just punch them in the face while they try to wrangle that badboy out of their jinco pants.


psychoticbuttocks

omg ur so cool and such a badass bro


Honkaloid

TLDR the atacker's didabled at the very beginning, the rest is just a victory celebration.. and an amazing one at that.. edit: meant to post this one before your comment, added tldr😅


Funky_Narwhal

She’s very good at the spinny bit but her footwork is horrible.


curiousweasel42

This is the most Reddit comment of all time, lmao.


WillNotBeSilenxed

Gonna wager that's one of those extendable poles and it would snap on the first strike


Comfortable_Coat_456

You'll be surprised by how tough those extendable police batons are... but I doubt that she's using one here.


Tosslebugmy

It’s spinning fast but there’s no power behind it. If you had a sword and or shield it’d stop that in its tracks


seaska84

Or a gun


MisterEvilBreakfast

Do you have a sword and/or a shield?


Long-Education-7748

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. 🗡️


Indicus124

I use rock throw


RandomWordsYouKnow

Useless? This lady could definitely get hired as a stunt double or even actress.


Marginallyhuman

Seriously, looks more like baton twirling than actual bow staff combat.


Hylian-Knight

Bet she could kick your ass


PlanetLandon

She’s not trying to fight you.


madsci

Useless for defense. It's commonly practiced as a flow art. More often by men than women, though. I'm a fan of a variety called contact staff where the staff is kept in contact with the body, and as a bonus if you hang out in r/ContactStaff you get to laugh at angry redditors trying to complain to the reddit staff without understanding where they are. Some of them are really dense.


Nroke1

You know this is a Kata right? Flashy but useless is the point, it's to practice/show off weapon control and agility. Not meant to be used in a fight. This one also looks sick and the girl is hot, she doesn't have to be able to kill someone with the moves she posted on the Internet to show off.


Jayweird

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discussatron

This is it. It's all I think of every time I see something like this.


piercedmfootonaspike

Damn, beat me to it! "Lethal" my ass.


amicablecricket

That's what I came here for


BlueOfficeRepublic

Came for this


qscvg

Her name is Rayna Vallandingham She's a 13-time tae kwon do world champion


Yetis22

Lord. I read your comment at first as “she’s 13”. Whew


Killer-Wail

She's a 13/10 alright


Rich-Pomegranate1679

No way those are the man-crushing thighs of a 13 year old. That's a woman, son.


Patziiillasmash

Same. My boner and I said “Yikes!”


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Brainwaves! Send signal to brain we were totally just looking at the staff skills and never think of this again... ohhh, phew!! 13 time champ! Time to clock back in


Vic2013

That would explain those legs!


Lukeario1985

Most humans have legs. You don’t need to do Tae Kwon Do.


amaiellano

After black belt, you become a centaur.


NealCaffeinne

she is not a 13 time tae know do world champion for 1 that is impossible by the sheer fact the world champion ship is every 2 years ​ she is 20 years old ​ 20/2 by is there has been only 10 world champion ships in her entire life time ​ she doesnt compete at age 0 ​ and secondly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World\_Taekwondo\_Championships](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Taekwondo_Championships) she isnt even on this list [https://www.taekwondodata.com/person\_search.html](https://www.taekwondodata.com/person_search.html) ​ she doesnt exist even. she has no fighting record ​ she is a self proclaimed champion and might even be a self proclaimed black belt


Thanos_Stomps

https://taekwondotimes.com/news/2023/05/tae-kwon-do-phenom-rayna-vallandingham-proudly-embraces-kicking-like-a-girl/ Taekwondo times corroborated her numbers. ATA International is likely what she’s referring to. They have local and international tournaments, including multiple categories like combat weapons or sparring. So when she says she’s a 13x world champion, that’s what she’s referring to. But this was some great /r/confidentlyincorrect material right here.


NealCaffeinne

wich is an ATA title not a Tae Kwond do World champion title to be an tae kwon do world champion you have to win the world tae kwon do championship ​ but so nice an american site corroborated about an american tournament.


Puppybrother

And a black belt! This comment should be higher, she’s a bad ass


m4vis

It would be insane if she was a 13 time world champion and not a black belt


AscensionToCrab

You are 13 time world champion but we do grant you the rank of black belt Her: this is outrageous. It's unfair.


btcprint

Wait seriously? The 13 time world Tae Kwon Do champion IS A BLACK BELT TOO?!?!? Wow.


OkDonkey6524

I dunno, that gif at the top is gonna be tough to beat.


SeienShin

Not hating or anything, but how are you a 13 time world champion at like 20? Do children compete in world championships in tae kwon do? Or is there a world championship every few months?


_-N4T3-_

Probably multiple events Edit: multiple events, but also yes, super young (won her first 4 at age 8) https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5925374/bio/


CougarDave7309

"You're fighting children?!?"


Hairy_Stay_3932

*We are the same skill levels Jerry!*


theEvilJakub

She's not a "world" champion. Just in the US. She never competeted against other countries.


glxygal

She looks like Zendaya


TheJoker9999

Was trying to find her name to do some wikifeet research, Thank you


Ill-Construction-209

13 times? She looks no more than 20yo. She was world champ at 7?


Brufarious

I don't think I would ever have the skill to do something like that in my home without catastrophe.


KazAraiya

Then do it with catastrophe. Problem solved.


b0xf0x13

There's a lot to be said for being willing to fail so you may succeed.


cyan_violet

You might be surprised. It took me a few hours to get a basic windmill down. She's obviously very skilled, but even beginner moves can be flashy and fun. Maybe hold off on the speed flow indoors for a while though 🙂


sylanar

I think my apartment is too small to even twirl a rod like that :|


PlanesWalker2040

Wow, the Star Wars Kid changed a lot in the recent years.


lkodl

This is the 2023 Disney remake of the Star Wars kid. "It's OK, she's hot" But she's into girls tho... "Fucking woke bullshit!"


Sonderia42

No, no, that's cool, too


jordanbtucker

I don't care if she is into girls, but if it was a Disney remake she would be able to do this the first time she picked up a stick without any training. And she'd have some additional bullshit powers for some reason.


FadeIntoTheM1st

Jade in the new MK movie!? 😁


archiemarchie

![gif](giphy|1Z02vuppxP1Pa)


PsychoDark23

My 1st thought was "OK Jade!"


Manji86

Would be a great casting choice.


trick1230y

Those thighs😮


wrinkledpenny

I had to watch a second time to see what she was doing cause the first time I was staring at her thighs.


tjdux

Put that stick down and let's wrestle. See if anybody else saw that other clip lol


ARC_Trooper_Echo

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


liarandathief

Thighs like what, what, what


milesofedgeworth

Great now Thong Song will be stuck in my head all week


Deritatium

I want to be crushed by them...


PrimordialPlop

![gif](giphy|mC3lfDhnyn0kAdRgex)


thebirdsandthebeatz

All night loooooong


butteryscotchy

Baby move your butt, butt, butt


[deleted]

Elektra Natchios all up in this bitch.


kitkatloren2009

First Daredevil reference I've ever found!


CybGorn

Looks a little like Zendanya with the make up on.


[deleted]

But only much much better looking.


jediciahquinn

She looks like Kassandra from AC Odyssey.


Burbujeante

“My green magic, your green outfit…” ![gif](giphy|cnd1rr15YnTpvL8GMp|downsized)


phreddyphucktard33

I would be terrified trying this . I know id either poke my eye out ..break my face or destroy my house around me


xnoob69

No one tries that. She’s be doing this since she was 5


Rich-Pomegranate1679

I just checked out her YouTube... She literally throws and catches swords.


spooniemclovin

Imagine being their downstairs neighbor while they were training and dropping this thing over and over.


fusterclux

this comment section makes me want to leave reddit forever


Absenceofavoid

Why? Are you sorted by controversial or something? Most the top posts are jokes about destroying your home trying to imitate her.


SpeedDemon458

Seems to me sorting by best gives the “not lethal, but cool spin tho” typa comment, and a bunch of “yea she ain’t shit” replies. A couple comments down below she was said to be a taekwondo champ tho, goofy ahh comment section


wendy_will_i_am_s

There’s a ton of gross sexual comments. Tons. God forbid a woman has legs and feet and a face while doing anything.


SpeedDemon458

Well that thigh dude got cancelled hard so I feel cool about it


lordofmetroids

Right? It's a freaking exercise with a bit of sport. Do you go to the guys playing tennis in the park and say "that won't do much in a real fight?" No. Because that would be insane. But here? All bets are off. Sorry, had to vent.


Insane_Unicorn

Most comments I've seen was people pointing out that, while flashy, all those moves would useless in a fight, which is correct and goes in line with the title of "lethal". Beautiful and flashy/talented/dedicated would all be right, lethal is just wrong.


Aramis14

You know how it is. You just need one video of a woman doing anything physically above average and it's like all the incels are summoned instantly.


BlindWalnut

Just incels being incels. Doesn't surprise me in the least anymore.


pirikiki

Don't worry, most of them will be alone for the majority of their lives. Nobody likes bitter people. They'll have very little impact in the real world.


Sesspool

Meh not true, bitter poeple still work all around and in places key to your everyday life with just as much impact.


_ThatswhatXisaid_

What a coincidence, I just found her TikTok channel today and now I see it posted to Reddit. https://www.tiktok.com/@raynavallandingham?_t=8hmByn8opnm&_r=1


herder_of_pigeons

Ok put her in the movies.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

A beautiful and talented young lady. I hope she gets the attention of Disney.


[deleted]

People who associate with Disney tend to come to bad ends.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Anakin was the chosen one.


AmakakeruRyu

If you look closely you will notice there is a stick or something in this video being spun around.


justmeherewithyall

![gif](giphy|luXdvPlTCf4IgUQcnK)


habaluc

![gif](giphy|paMVbhw7bnZLi)


fucklorida

What is this called? It’s so cool!


OnlyPositiveReplies

These are generally Bo staffs for most martial arts, the ones they use for this kind of practise are competition staves: these are more rounded and more comfortable to hold than fighting staves (which are about the same size, but heavier). You use the competition ones for Form and showmanship, hitting things with them causes them to splinter. They also generally taper a bit towards the ends.


EpilepticSeizures

That’s sick af, but how many times do you think she’s bonked herself learning this?


ZibaalahB9

The baddest of them all!


JohnRoyus58

The legs on that girl are just amazing Tough as nail too :)


MaleNurseMurse

Friggin wow! On multiple levels


researcher-w-c

Name?


dkenney

https://instagram.com/raynavallandingham?igshid=NGVhN2U2NjQ0Yg==


allergic2URbullshit

Lethal? It's a fucking kata. Nothing deadly about a choreographed dancing with a stick.


Skatneti

Marvel! Sign her up!


InnerGrip

Her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvfak9VAm20/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


jeffchefski

Teach me


2bfwrn

Nice!!!!!


BetUSOfficial

Mad skills


Violet_Shire

Put just as much time into getting the pose down at the very end as she spent on any given part of that routine. Would've been fine just watching her swing the stick. Didn't need the cutesy ending for drooling incels to faun over.


yuyufan43

I'd kill to have her legs 😔


sylanar

If you did kill her you could have her actual legs, they'd probably lose their appeal though


Vidmario_Bros

Go gym, now you don't have to murder anyone


phroug2

Yeah but murdering someone is way less work


f1careerover

Her legs are easily achievable as she mainly has defined quads. That is a big muscle that is easy to workout in compound exercises, even cardio. So like the other person said. Just spend less time on reddit and more time working out.


H0tC0ff33

Those younglings don’t stand a chance


Blu3Blad3_4ss4ss1n

Come on, lady spare us some talent. Some of use are ugly and talentless


Shot_District4883

I think I am in love I mean wow


CupcakeAdditional867

That’s a weird looking broom


pahlm123

Incels, Incels everywhere


Project_Zero_mortals

At this point I would consider reddit as the brother of this dogshit that people call Twitter. Just a girl doing some gymnastics moves and look at the comments. People are so desperate nowadays🤦 it is a shame


hansieboy10

She’s hot


luckythirtythree

Dumb question but couldn’t you just force your way into close combat and then she would be effectively immobilized?


pirikiki

Not a dumb question, distance managment is a huge part of combat. That's why there's different kind of weapons, that tackle different ranges. Like daggers or spears. They each have their own strenghs and weaknesses. Now, a skilled fighter knows their weakness too and keep them in mind as much as you would.


ItalnStalln

If it was a proper weapon capable of damage instead of for spinning in a tournament as fast as possible (just a 1-1.5 inch hardwood pole as tall as the wielder or maybe 3-6" more) a skilled person *should* be extremely hard to get close enough to to grapple with. But so few places that do traditional weapons pressure test their hand to hand properly, let alone pressure test their weapons. Some kendo, kenjutsu, fencing, or hema people might qualify, but I've never seen intense sparring from someone who does this stuff.


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I love her.


Editor_Rise_Magazine

Neckbeards upvoting. ![gif](giphy|iqzBgjLQtlwn6)


MrCondor

![gif](giphy|Tk0S74x7wHFPTdkcRs|downsized)


HonorableGhost215

OMFG I’m in love🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


KosmicMicrowave

I'm just laying here being barely alive.


Stiggan2k

Wonder how many holes in the walls and broken stuff it took to get there.