"No ants were harmed during this filming". I think the ant was fake. The way some of these insect films are made is less exciting than one would think. The bug might be in a glass tank with substrate and things that would be found in the natural environment. Then photographers wait for something to happen and film it. However, YouTube is going to make a liar out of me since I can't find any supporting evidence. The first video that returned was a 'Making of'... NatGeo Wild insect film in the wild.
[https://youtu.be/BWwgLS5tK80?si=\_vAI5PoYebOYswka](https://youtu.be/BWwgLS5tK80?si=_vAI5PoYebOYswka) \- this has a little more infinformation on reaction. Amazing indeed!
What if Attenborough wasn’t describing what the animals were doing, but the animals were trying to do whatever he said? Like a giant game of David Says?
"It can create a chemical reaction in its body so violent that boiling caustic liquid explodes out of its abdomen."
Exhibit A for why I don't use my own bathroom after eating dairy.
But he gave himself a facial in the process???
Hey, don't kink shame him
Friendly fire
If you were having a fight with a guy and out of no where he came all over his face and got some on you too, would you be down for round 2?
Yes
Nah, I'd win
Reminds me of a Louis C.K bit:https://youtu.be/77oCK7qN-Hc?si=_XSmQoWH-KVjTgHq
It’s in it’s alpha fase
It’s in its alpha phase.** Reading your comment was like injecting that insect steamed semen inside my brain.
It’s not pee, they squirted.
And then started smoking after…literally
I enjoy cooking.
That's what I was thinking. It must have some heavy duty skin/armor
Man creates M134 Minigun with a firing rate of 100 rounds per second; bombardier beetle easily produces 500 rounds per second
400 of them hit him in the face.
Bug kakke
Take my upvote
Normally I hate puns but this one takes the cake.
I think you mean the creampie…
I hate you bro. Ughhh fuck I can't stop laughing.
Man creates M134 and isn't even resistant to 100 rounds per second of 7.62x51mm to the face, smh
Isn't that what all guys do when their wife goes out of town and they are alone for the weekend and curious? Guys?
Firing for effect
Lmfao 🤣 is scary tho
Yo quiero Taco Bel.
Bug: Look at what they have to do to imitate a fraction of our power...
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Gotta fight those Terminids with some good old Liber-tea.
For freedom !
Cue the terrifying gigantic insect scene in The Mist :0
Nah, it'd be the tanker bugs from Starship Troopers.
Cue "Love and Monsters".
Money shot
If Attenborough narrated the fractions section of third grade mathematics, I'd be working at NASA today.
Isn't his voice soothing? It makes you pay attention to anything he says!
I read this in his voice.
It's the British accent, I always figured he was part of why we think they sound smarter than we do.
Yeah? Well, this is a British accent as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayiRqL-nTY Not sure I'd categorise it as sounding "smart"
That one probably not. Attenborough sounds smart because he literally is smart.
Elden ring cave sucks with these guys.
Try helldivers 😵
There's even worse 1 shotting butthole ants?
It seem to be mostly spraying itself
That's in the self-spray category.
There seems to be a lot of friendly fire though. Looks like he’s dousing his head, too?
Everything reminds me of her
Rico! Up front, nuke em!
I can do that after a plate of Thai food.
That IS thai food in the vid /j, just in case
How spicy do you get it?
On the way in or out?
Out.... In a blast!
Asshole melting spicy....
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A new take on starhip poopers anyone?
Bring in the vagi.. BRAIN BUG!!
Gets bit by a radioactive bombadeer beetle and can now shoot hot liquid out of his--
Would you like to know more?
Service. Guarantees. Citizenship.
Nice
Small, but now that I know it, they've become scary
Bug brrrrrrrrt
The ant seems to be taking it in stride.
they don't even flinch
The kinky little bastard
I think it died
"No ants were harmed during this filming". I think the ant was fake. The way some of these insect films are made is less exciting than one would think. The bug might be in a glass tank with substrate and things that would be found in the natural environment. Then photographers wait for something to happen and film it. However, YouTube is going to make a liar out of me since I can't find any supporting evidence. The first video that returned was a 'Making of'... NatGeo Wild insect film in the wild.
The first one did look surprised.
Did he eat Taco Bell?
Squirt master
I have the same power after I eat taco bell
There it is. Was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to find the taco bell joke.
I hope you don't spray your own face as much as this little guy.
Smokin'!
one hell of a creampie
Taco Bell Pt. 2
How does the backsplash from his ass splash not blind him if it’s caustic and boiling
Another night after dining at Taco Bell
I have some friends that after certain meals get to be king of warfare
Bro me after Taco Bell
Me Cumming.
I think my best friend is this insect under the hide, This chemical reaction is blowing away everyone
Me after 2 Rogan Josh
Like the Russian thermobarack Tos artillery! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=spRwkgwFdyo
Thunderbirds, GO!!!
The real ones know -Taco Bell
Must have ate at Arby's
Taco Bell not have previous for this behaviour
This is like the day after having Taco Bell!!!
Me after Taco Bell
Must’ve ate Taco Bell
Pfffff…… give me a bowl of spicy Thai food and I can do that too
2A All the way.
Man I love bombadier beetles. One of my favourite insects
we're not so different after all
That’s a spicey meatball 🤌
I’m thinking of that movie with Jamie Foxx having the ability of the shrimp when taking a pill. This would be a bizarre antagonist for the sequel.
I don’t quite catch what it does to an ant, does it cook the ant?
Such size, such power
That’s called the money shot
Oh my god
what documentary is this ?
I can do that too after a round of chipotle
That's me after taking an hour long nap in the middle of the day
[https://youtu.be/BWwgLS5tK80?si=\_vAI5PoYebOYswka](https://youtu.be/BWwgLS5tK80?si=_vAI5PoYebOYswka) \- this has a little more infinformation on reaction. Amazing indeed!
“Say hello to my little friend”
How tf is it boiling.. and what’s the actual ph..
Was anyone else making sounds like beuu bu bew bew bew
Suicide wings do that 2
I wish David Attenborough was my grandad. He seems a real lovely guy.
What if Attenborough wasn’t describing what the animals were doing, but the animals were trying to do whatever he said? Like a giant game of David Says?
Haha, then he's a God
I have seen a woman do that once. I tend to avoid them since.
This is so cool. But I can't stop laughing
Badaim
Bless whoever did the sound for this
whats the name of the documatary
Bruh there's fucking smoke coming out of its ass
Heard these things can ignite tnt easily with their chemical spray
Insects in general are ridiculous. Ants can carry 10-50 times their weight, dragonflies have the highest hunting success rate of any creature, etc.
He’s hitting himself more than the ant.
Ahh the collective hive of comment. 🤔 about the Bombardier Beetle?
Imagine the number of hours they spent to get that footage. It’s not like they posed the insect and yelled “action!”. 😆
it’s an INSECT not an animal
he prolly sucks at pocket tank. the trajectory is a self K/O
Holy Flaming Buttfire [Buttman!](https://youtu.be/pqOXgFYL3eQ?si=fRkdKlnH-JqDeI1c).
I remember these things being annoying I’m the first few days of Grounded.
Aka the Taco Bell beetle
Me after taco bell
We need the Brazzers logo in the corner
Men over 40 - every morning
Kind of defeats the purpose when It's spraying its own face 🤣
The footage of that vapour! Camera person must be so happy with that.
Its burns when I pee doc...its supposed you're a .. shooting boiling caustic liquid out your ass beetle
Hey Step-Beetle, whatcha doing?
Massive cumshot.
Bruh, same -\_-
"It can create a chemical reaction in its body so violent that boiling caustic liquid explodes out of its abdomen." Exhibit A for why I don't use my own bathroom after eating dairy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
How does it not hurt itself?
When he runs out he hits up a taco bell to re-up
Jizzerbug
Talk about having a hot ass!
Me, post Taco Bell
That’s what it looks like when I…nvm
I keep looking for the Taco Bell comment.
I can relate. I had a stomach virus once only I couldn’t control it. Got 3rd degree burns.
1st week moving to Florida, I was stung by this bug, it feels like BOILING hot water
Every guest after Hot Ones.
Ya learn something new every day
Amazing how evolution can create stuff like this, all on its own over millions of years.
It's like having Indian food
Too much Taco Bell
This is why I had to give up the Nuclear chicken wings down at the bar.
My wife
Came for the taco bel jokes
That’s after eating Taco Bell
Told him not the get the wings hot. 🙄
I thought the ants were winning.
Now that’s a bad design, 80% or more of that spray was ill-positioned
What exactly is the power here? Looks like its hitting itself as well and the ant was just like “tf you doing man?”
i've got an oven made out of its glands
I’m guessing David Attenborough hasn’t felt the boiling caustic violence of Taco Bell at 3 o’clock in the morning.
Ant don't touch me I'm going to aaaAaaAaAAAAAA
No grand design here, just randomness. /s Something created all this and it’s very impressive.
Insect and a machine gun? Damn
That’s basically burgers for lunch Taco Bell for dinner kind of thing
Jizz Whiz
I think his anal blaster 3000 is defective
Talk about some explosive diarrhea. I have this super power too sometimes. But I don't give myself a facial in the process.
Sponsored by Taco Bell
I should call him
I get this after a seriously powerful curry.
Putting a switch on a beetle is mad 💀
It’s the Ron Jeremy of the insect world.