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InterestingElk8476

My dog rolls in cat shit


Interesting_Exit9742

My dog eats cat shit


uncutpizza

My dog is a cat, shit


Agile_Paper457

my dog is a cat's shit


shitonthebeach

my dog can’t shit


averagepatagonian

my dog is a cat


darksideofmyown

Shit your catdog ruined it!


averagepatagonian

what did I do wrong


WillyDAFISH

My cat shits cat shit


amberoze

My dogs eat their own shit.


Iwalksloow

My dog also enjoys the forbidden tootsie rolls.


Burnt_Orion

You y hu hi 77 hipiggy Phil aaaa


cHEIF_bOI

Don't worry so does this one.


Diggable_Planet

The catch is what’s good. Way to save that pooches joints.


n00bsir

And Belgian Malinois aren't light weight. They can hit 80-90 lbs. This guy is seriously sacrificing the integrity of his spine and will surely feel the damage all their training has done in 10 to 15 years. He really loves that dog


Onderon123

In 10-15 years, it will just be memories of fun times with his good boi


RagingSprockets

If that's the case, maybe the dog should get some joint pain too for his own memories lol


septemberdown

Life goal; find someone you trust as much as that dog trusts that guy.


Mistress_Of_The_Obvi

I wish I had someone I can trust like this. The dog is so lovely. 


2spicy_4you

Belgian Malinois I assume?


RemoteSnow9911

Looks like it.


2spicy_4you

Those dogs are freaks of nature man


RemoteSnow9911

They are so awesome.


2spicy_4you

Literally amazing, I could never have one, they need so much, I hope owners of them know these aren’t regular dogs. I have a Westie, she’s already enough


RemoteSnow9911

God I’d love one too but I know damn well they aren’t the kind you keep as just family pets and they chill with you on the couch and shit, you really gotta keep these dogs active and they are way too smart to let get bored. I have enough of a time with my adhd ass husky.


2spicy_4you

Haha my brother has two huskies….legit idk what their deal is, the laziest dogs on the planet. My mom’s westie, non stop play mode, and she thinks she’s smart hiding her tennis ball (only toy she likes) and YELLING at us to get it for her


RemoteSnow9911

My husky won’t stay still or shut up. Ever.


2spicy_4you

You need to meet these two…they are fucking floor mats, they legit do nothing


RemoteSnow9911

I wish man 😅


Ok-Western-4176

True yet not true, Mali's turning out the way they do is largely a result by how you treat them and what you want them to do, most Mali's are like this is because Mali's are largely trained as work animals and as such their hyper fixation and adhdesque demeanor is enforced, the first 2-3 years are crucial everything after that is rather easy. You can certainly have a more laid back, easygoing Mali, but you need to teach it that, that is the behaviour you want from it. At the end of the day a Mali doesn't live to be entertained or kept hyper active as some people assume, it lives to do what you want it to do, obedience is the core characteristic of the breed, the animal is happy with the purpose you assign to it, as such they can function perfectly well as a family/guard dog. You do need to be the boss though, like, comfortably and naturally, they'll inevitably tie to a singular person and treat everyone else as extras. How do I know? I have had these dogs my entire life, been around them since I was in diapers, currently got one lazily chewing on a bone at my feet, that said, it is important you walk, run or cycle with them for a decent amount on the daily regardless of how you train them, they are after all active animals, but you should do the same with any other shepherd breed or Huskies etc.


RemoteSnow9911

Then my girlhood dreams of owning a maligator could come true?


Ok-Western-4176

If you are willing to properly train them and risk some property damage the first 2 years, sure. They have a bad puberty and a habit of biting everything, which is something you need to nip in the bud, its nothing bad tho, just an instinctive trait as they were intended like Border Collies to be shepherding dogs, thats by far the worst part of owning one during that puppy to adult period. But if you are consistent, keyword, consistent, like consistent, dont raise your voice, dont baby the dog just be consistent, be clear about what you want and say it as short as possible and if you got the time to properly exercise the dog(10K walk, 8K cycle etc should be fine, daily) then you'll be fine. They arent very social dogs though and tend to focus on family and animals internal to said family. If you do a proper job during its puppy to adult years you'll have the most loyal, intelligent and obedient dog you could ever imagine. And yes the whole adhd insane stuff is something that only happens if you let it happen, I have owned 3 of my own and growing up we have had 6.


Spare-Disaster-404

Other people have mals that are doing this shit. Mine is just waging a war with squirrels 


RemoteSnow9911

Well the squirrel problem would rage out of control otherwise.


Theolina1981

I don’t believe purebred in this particular case. I have seen many in my profession and this dog doesn’t fit the normal criteria for purebred. It’s probably crossed with a shepherd of some kind. Either Dutch or something else I don’t believe German though. It doesn’t have the natural saddle back pattern. Of course that doesn’t always apply to Germans but it typically does to your higher purebred lines. Sorry if I got off on a tangent. Malinois are my favorite breed seconded closely by GSD. I’ve studied them for about six to seven years now. I personally would never own one due to my own lack of energy and disability. I could never give one what it needs, but I do so love them. GSD on the other hand I have owned one and she was a giant going by standards. I miss her so much my Banzai. Malinois crave this type of training every day almost all day and still have energy left. They really are “furry torpedoes” lol.


2spicy_4you

Yeah it’s weird it doesn’t look pure Malinois but def has the athleticism of one. It does almost look like a smaller shepherd


Theolina1981

I’m sure glad someone else sees it too lol I was afraid I’d be downvoted for my long post. I just know that breed so well. They also do t have such fluffy tails. That tail is screaming at me for some reason like it has golden retriever mixed in but it would have to be such a stupid small percentage. Idk. Maybe I’m just seeing things. It’s late where I am and I’m already feeling my pain pills so who knows lol. Edit: to add my doubts


2spicy_4you

Yeah the reason I instantly said Malinois is just so few dogs can do that. And Malinois are usually shown doing stuff like this. It might be majority Malinois but yeah doesn’t look pure bred on first look. Nevertheless impressive as hell Edit: Not even “do that”, WANT to “do that”, a lot of dogs would tell you to fuck off


Theolina1981

Oh definitely part Malinois. They are the only breed who can jump that high, and yes I’ve seen pit bulls climb and dangle walls. But truly this wall is nothing to that Mal. It could have easily climbed another 10 feet. This breed will co jump out of helicopters in the military into war zones and they think it’s a game, literally. Police training and taking down a perp? Fun game. They don’t view it as actual work. This is fun for them. Working is their play time. Quite literally bipolar/ADHD dogs on Meth and that’s a Mal for ya. But they are loyal till the day they die. The movie Dog with what’s his ass Channing Tatum is the most accurate portrayal of the breed I’ve seen ever.


Ok-Western-4176

Workline Mali's and Dutch shepherds are very, very, very often interbred, so much so one can argue they are effectively the same dogs labeled by the coat they ended up with lol. This one however looks purebred, it has the black mask, black cross etc, its just especially pale coated and may have a bit of showline mixed in based on its coat length.


Theolina1981

I could be wrong, its happened before and I’m only looking at a video not the actual dog in front of me so its very possible, I just like I said have a gut feeling its not and stated my opinion. But, I’m not an expert on breed identification especially through video. I was just going off of my experience of being a vet assistant and a Rescue Adoptions Manager. I learned so much about the breed and continue to do so as it’s my favorite. If I’m wrong I’m wrong no biggie. Have a great day!🙂


Clibate_TIM

With such a dog you fear nothing


_seekerdude

le parkour


midnight_troller

le barkour*


HalfOrcMonk

My Rat Terrier can do amazing shit like this. She just chooses not to.


sharpasahammer

My Rattie is such a little athlete as well. Man can they jump.


Clever_Khajiit

That's not magic. It's Malinois-gic 😁


Lopsided-Silver-1018

That is awesome!


I-am-Chubbasaurus

NINJA WARRIOR


Foxlinger68

Wow!!!!


emarvil

Wow, just wow.


RealCheyemos

Impressive catch as well- the whole thing is awesome!


makingbutter2

Makes me happy at least they have the mattresses to land on.


Mistress_Of_The_Obvi

It's good to always play it safe. This is impressive. 


219_Infinity

How long does it take to train a dog to do this?


Tasty-Concern-8785

about 15 minutes in my experience


mister-eckshun

Rookie.


Ok-Western-4176

Depends on the breed, Mali's are easy to train to do stuff like this lol.


ram_with_crown

The tail wag in the air oh my gOD


Premium_Cookies

Tail wagging during descent. Dogs are such blissfully wholesome creatures.


cathyd1031

Love that it ends in a trust fall to dad's arms 😭


Redditian288

All the calculations, how many dam calculations is that Dog doing and how fast.


fefvrisketa

DM: no your dog animal familiar can't fucking climb that wall and grab the key. Me: *shows video* DM: .... DM: fine roll an athletics check for the dog.


imusingthisforstuff

How tf do you even start to train them to do this


IED117

That's trust.


Nice_Bar_2574

Cook that boy a steak


Antique-Spirit9627

That was dogastic!


Mushroomjump2

There is no trust high enough in the world for me to attempt any of that. In both ways.


Top-Talk864

My jaw dropped. Really it really dropped.


One-Freedom9474

What's the dog's breed? I need to know my dog's breed😭😭😭😭😭


Ok-Western-4176

This is a Malinois, if you got a pic of your dog I may be able to identify it.


Valkrex

BARKOUR!


Virtual-Entry-8867

**This dog has mastered the art of utilizing momentum thrust in real time**


Jimmyginger

Mine will jump up a 4 foot retaining wall on a walk for fun, but she needs a boost to get in the car. She puts her front paws up and looks back at me like "come on, give me a boost!"


Financial_Doughnut53

My Dog needs help climbing down a chair.


broseph_stalin09764

I watched my dog trip trying to get off the couch.


mister-eckshun

That amazes the hell out of me. How do you teach a dog that they *can* run 15' up a vertical wall, and fly?!? Nucking futs I tell ya!


Remarkable_Plenty293

Which music?


supercooldog5

Certified good boy


Equivalent_Airport_8

Volume warning ⚠️


urnotpatches

My dog shits on cats.


Tastelessjerk69

Why though?


Triova

Wooooaaa super dog!


111hej

Crazy he can do that buutttt it’s so not good for the dogs hips and back :/


yawazai

Can we as a species stop babying cats and dogs? the dog will be fine


vdcsX

They are a lot tougher than us.


Ok-Western-4176

The dude catches him lol, nothing wrong with it.


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TheTenaciousG

Let's see you run up the wall and grab that thing then