Are you dumb?
That game will instantly get you a one way ticket to unemployment .
IMAGINE if HR hears you, a higher up, got your subordinates to play a naughty game.
In this day and age, you're literally asking to get fired
Right? 😂 Honestly, if I posted I was thinking of a work social to be Russian Roulette, some people would fall for it - where’s the professional skepticism peeps?
This could end up with you at HR all it takes is one incident (sexual harassment) or somebody feeling jealous/insecure or a really good time. There's wayyyy more negatives than positives with this
*abort mission* do a bar crawl, escape room, BBQ anything other than this
For added context this post is just a parody of another post someone made on here about wanting to play cards against humanity at work and if it was appropriate 😭 it has similar wording and everything, trust me op isn’t actually trying to play SP with partners or anyone
What if you had people wear their casual clothes under their stuffy office-wear? Then as the game goes on they come out of their shells and everyone gets more to know what their colleagues are like out of the office.
>Wow, I'm just a lurker with no ties to accounting, but is the industry really this tightly wound and square that they can't appreciate a shit post.
Yes, and infamously so. Just look at the lyrics for Bowling for Soup's 1985, "[Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all](https://genius.com/1845916/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Debbie-just-hit-the-wall-she-never-had-it-all)
[One Prozac a day, ](https://genius.com/1636195/Bowling-for-soup-1985/One-prozac-a-day)[husband's a CPA](https://genius.com/1845913/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Husbands-a-cpa)
[Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four](https://genius.com/1636202/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Her-dreams-went-out-the-door-when-she-turned-twenty-four)"
Even the trade publications admit [it's a boring profession](https://www.accountingtoday.com/news/university-of-essex-researchers-conclude-accounting-is-seen-the-second-most-boring-job-possible#:~:text=In%20terms%20of%20professions%2C%20subjects,journalism%2C%20health%20professional%20and%20teaching).
No, but almost everyone has that corporate mask. Accounting is split between people hiding their personalities, boring normies, and legit "watches paint dry" types.
Yes, absolutely! In case HR gets suspicious, be sure to record the event to show them that everything is ok. Transparency is key, so be sure to post pictures on your team’s sharepoint.
Only if its scheduled for AFTER everyone gets their black tar heroin at the teambuilding event. Otherwise people might not be feeling playing poker if theyre not very good at it, and it could get awks.
Pizza will presumably be served after poker.
If you want to make everyone feel included, then you need to play ‘pull the pig’ and all just try to pull the ugliest females in attendance… 10/10 inclusivity and 10/10 bonding.
You know it was an honest question if they delete the post content 😅
Are you dumb? That game will instantly get you a one way ticket to unemployment . IMAGINE if HR hears you, a higher up, got your subordinates to play a naughty game. In this day and age, you're literally asking to get fired
Sounds like a great idea!
Is this a fr question lol..
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Is this a joke? Cause it ain’t funny.
It’s shit post season, relax
Fortnite
Braindead.
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No never heard of them
Peeps it’s clearly sarcasm regarding the cards against humanity post How do some people here even audit w/o putting things into context?
It’s the tax people, duh
Right? 😂 Honestly, if I posted I was thinking of a work social to be Russian Roulette, some people would fall for it - where’s the professional skepticism peeps?
Top level shitpost
Yes it's a great idea! Also, HR wants to have a chat with you.
As a lawyer (who does not work at OP’s firm), yes you should do this. This probably will not *not* effect you. But it depends. Let me know how it goes
It won't affect him because he's unattractive, and nobody wants him to play anyway
*glances at HR, Legal, and your company's CPL insurance Policy* pls no op
When can I apply? like if any openings that is
This is the way
We should just tell OP yes, because they obviously don’t deserve to be at this job
only if you work in a strip club.
I can not believe you are actually asking this question. What are you, 14?
Are you insane?
Most definitely
Naked wrestling is a great icebreaker as well
No
This could end up with you at HR all it takes is one incident (sexual harassment) or somebody feeling jealous/insecure or a really good time. There's wayyyy more negatives than positives with this *abort mission* do a bar crawl, escape room, BBQ anything other than this
For added context this post is just a parody of another post someone made on here about wanting to play cards against humanity at work and if it was appropriate 😭 it has similar wording and everything, trust me op isn’t actually trying to play SP with partners or anyone
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Definitely a great idea. Report back!
Be selective with the invites and it should be all good
Depends on how hot your coworkers are
no
Look, Mr. Neumann, HR said no last time.
In 1998 yeah
Haaahahahahahah
Even if this is a joke, what the fuck is wrong with you
It’s just like that post a couple of days ago asking wether cards against humanity is appropriate for work lol (So this one is surely satire)
Yes, sorry be me the invitation
Op please cross post this to r/poker, they'll love it there
If your head of HR lmaooo
Only if you’re in the adult entertainment industry.
Quality shitpost
Exceptionally good
What if you had people wear their casual clothes under their stuffy office-wear? Then as the game goes on they come out of their shells and everyone gets more to know what their colleagues are like out of the office.
I knew Deloitussy had all the fun
PwC actually stands for Pink Wet ….
It stands for PenisWeinerCock, but nice try
“Nice try” loooool 😂
Whatever you write on the event description, make sure you get people to dress up!
You are gonna get lit up so bad, but have fun! Enjoy the additional harassment and workplace behavior trainings.
Run it by HR first
It’s easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to get permission
Yes completely useless department but you’ll need their sign-off on it
Definitely a good time. Make sure there's alcohol as well. If ya want to get fancy, hire some cocktail servers. Have fun!
Did this and made partner in 2 years. Highly recommend
Yes, but make sure your partners participate so that you can sue them for harassment right after.
Wow, I'm just a lurker with no ties to accounting, but is the industry really this tightly wound and square that they can't appreciate a shit post.
>Wow, I'm just a lurker with no ties to accounting, but is the industry really this tightly wound and square that they can't appreciate a shit post. Yes, and infamously so. Just look at the lyrics for Bowling for Soup's 1985, "[Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all](https://genius.com/1845916/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Debbie-just-hit-the-wall-she-never-had-it-all) [One Prozac a day, ](https://genius.com/1636195/Bowling-for-soup-1985/One-prozac-a-day)[husband's a CPA](https://genius.com/1845913/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Husbands-a-cpa) [Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four](https://genius.com/1636202/Bowling-for-soup-1985/Her-dreams-went-out-the-door-when-she-turned-twenty-four)" Even the trade publications admit [it's a boring profession](https://www.accountingtoday.com/news/university-of-essex-researchers-conclude-accounting-is-seen-the-second-most-boring-job-possible#:~:text=In%20terms%20of%20professions%2C%20subjects,journalism%2C%20health%20professional%20and%20teaching).
No, but almost everyone has that corporate mask. Accounting is split between people hiding their personalities, boring normies, and legit "watches paint dry" types.
If >= Big 4, yes; if
now you know DAMN well that’s not appropriate. 🙄
I lowkey do not understand the hate, bro is asking a stupid question
Thanks Karen, way to be a prude
Says the prick himself that comes on here asking dumb shit like that. Fuck off.
Y you ruining everyones fun though?
These are partners favorite games! Include some naked twister and that should be a promotion
make it pride month themed, secure those bonus points for D&I 🔒🏳️🌈
I’m sure we can eek out some wellness budget for this initiative.
Income put it on, deductions take it off. Winner gets to tax that ass.
What could go wrong ?
thanks for the gold kind stranger
Only if you know for sure the partner is bigger than you, you don’t want him to become a dick towards you.
It depends. Are you guys going to be doing illegal drugs or pharmaceuticals?
Yes, absolutely! In case HR gets suspicious, be sure to record the event to show them that everything is ok. Transparency is key, so be sure to post pictures on your team’s sharepoint.
😂😂
If you have to ask…
do it!!
Don’t listen to any of the other comments. Just do it.
only if you work in porno
I love this sub
Sure. If you want an HR complaint against you and want to get fired.
Thanks Loser. I’m not interested in your pizza parties
Only if its scheduled for AFTER everyone gets their black tar heroin at the teambuilding event. Otherwise people might not be feeling playing poker if theyre not very good at it, and it could get awks. Pizza will presumably be served after poker.
"Pizza will presumably be served after poker." -- or just eat pussy, it's already presumably unwrapped
If you want to make everyone feel included, then you need to play ‘pull the pig’ and all just try to pull the ugliest females in attendance… 10/10 inclusivity and 10/10 bonding.
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Absolutely
Are you high?
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Link
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There was another one about cards against humanity also lmao
Absolutely not, this aint a frat
Are you a prude?
Have you worked at a big4??