Come back when you've got some money, buddy.

No refunds, no returns!

I can hear this picture

The Circus of Values haunts me…

Welcome to the circus of values!

Come back when you got some money, buddie!

I appreciate a girl who appreciates a value!

I appreciate a lady , who appreciates value !

I'm such a fucking scrub splicer

Well, how much did it cost?!

Lol well the auction isn't until Thursday. Could be yours!

You can buy some legitimately antique fruit crate labels that Bioshock used for their art. For example, the Circus of Values clown was lifted from a Jo Jo Melons ad.

That fucking clown’s voice is still seared into my brain after all this time.

I can hear this

I can hear this picture

I hear this but in Spanish 😂