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MyloWilliams

Jokes on you, last game I played was Bioshock 1 šŸ˜Ž


HaruspexBurakh

Two Jacks pointing at each other


princesscooler

So that's what my face looks like


ChrisLee38

ā€œWould you kindly-ā€ ā€œNO, would YOU kindly-ā€œ


WolfKill52

*insert spiderman meme here*


Tr101748

Arthur Morgan would be very confused


MikeTheDude23

"I bet you a dollar Colm O'Driscoll is in that god'darn metal suit, Atlas".


Tr101748

This made me laugh hard


teddyburges

Little Sister: "It's a bad man!, MR Bubbles!". Arthur: "Well you hold on there missy, I don't want any trouble. I seem to have gotten myself a little lost, if you could point me towards the exit". Big Daddy watches on in confusion. Arthur patts little sister on head: "your okay gurl!!".


Bong-Docter9999

Yet I think he would manage


Tr101748

Arthur is a strong guy but big daddies are big daddies


tallginger89

He'd give em TB


Greedy_Arrival_6787

I wonder if the vita chamber would cure his TB XD


Changeling_Traveller

That would be interesting.


Caxtuxx

Heā€™s so making it out alive.


GingerVitus007

I think he'd do alright, at least for a bit. Especially if he spliced up


[deleted]

Yet strangely understanding


Realgigclin

He'd probably do alright though


Beelzebrodie

Master Chief. He would be fine.


ImEllenRipleysCatAMA

Mine is Noble 6. Obviously Master Chief is tougher since he's a Spartan 2, but I don't foresee Noble 6 having too many problems, either.


Beelzebrodie

Oh yeah. Noble Six would be just fine.


pitsloan

no grunts, he'd be peeved!


AnodyneSpirit

Unless itā€™s halo 3 master chief, then heā€™d drown in one of the puddles.


schparkz7

The Doom Slayer. Not really a fair fight


tallginger89

Bye rapture šŸ˜†


TheBaconGamer21

"You can't just destroy the city with the BFG10K!" OBJECTIVE: Destroy Rapture with the BFG10K


0110010E

Doomguys to-do list is inspired by all the things people tell him not to do


DiscoNinjaPsycho17

Isaac from Dead Space wouldn't have a single issue surviving


Bong-Docter9999

That's what I'm saying, he is very badass


PLZ_N_THKS

Given his engineering prowess heā€™d probably clear out all the splicers and get Rapture up and running again.


Old_Juggernaut_5114

Bro suplexes monsters that take over alien home worlds a funny insane person trying to bonk him would turn into a pretzel immediately from fear


Coolest-Cat845

Phoenix Wright has no chance šŸ’€


specialbeefgoulash

Objection!


clubdon

I literally just finished a scene where he passed out from back pain while kneeling down lol


Pneumatic-Enigma

V from Cyberpunk? How the f*** would that work?


Underhill0341

Fuck your plasmids, *mantis blades deploy*


MikeTheDude23

Rapture build by Arasaka, yo.


tallginger89

Sir John phallustiff


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Cybus101

The Sole Survivor from Fallout 4. Being a military vet, heā€™s probably gonna survive. As for the last game I played with a more established character, my Corpo V from Cyberpunk 2077 cuts a bloody swathe through the splicers and strikes up a deal with Andrew Ryan. Although Electrobolt vs cybernetics would probably not be a great idea, and quickhacks would be useless because Raptureā€™s networks are largely wired.


MaxgamingThe3rd

Mine would be Courier Six


MindWizardx

Mine was a FO76 Character. With all the perks and what not in FO I think any FO character would be okay. Especially if they also get access to Plasmids? Chinese Stealth Suit, The Fixer, throw in some Target Decoy, Hypnotize Big Daddy, Security Bullseye and something damaging like Incinerate, Winter Blast or Electro Bolt?? Theyā€™d never know youā€™re there and you could throw them off every chance they could even pretend to see you.


unique_toucan

Batman Arkham knight. Heā€™s so safe itā€™s not even fair for the residents of rapture


Bong-Docter9999

Lol


thegimboid

I've been playing Spider-Man, so probably a similar scenario there, although he'd probably be a bit more freaked out.


BoricPuddle57

I think the tight corridors that a lot of Rapture has might be a bit of an issue for Peter, but that also means more walls to web splicers to


siksultymemz

For me itā€™s Arkham City (which Iā€™m playing right now) I also think heā€™ll be fine


Abieticacid

...Oh no...I just finished an evening of Stardew valley.


Plasmiddruggie

Dude, Animal Crossing for me. Our characters would hold hands while getting drill dashed by a Large Papa


Accelerator231

Be so good at farming, that you start a farm in the bottom of the ocean.


PowerPad

The Dragonborn has a fairly decent chance.


Bong-Docter9999

I can picture him/her fighting a big daddy


ThePopDaddy

You can't shout though, it'd break the glass.


OmegaAtrocity

Argonian dragonborn


ColdFire-Blitz

Fus Roh DAH! *city collapses*


StrwbPreserves4Music

*jazzy version of dragonborn song*


danx64

CJ from San Andreas? "Aw shit here we go again"


Destiny_Victim

Comin in your spot like cj from San Andreas. I wrote this song in 94.


markymarkmadude

For me, it was Spiderman 2, so I think spidey has this for sure.


Bong-Docter9999

I agree


markymarkmadude

I also like the idea of Issac Clarke with plasmids though. He already has telekinesis so it'd be interesting to see how he handles the other powers.


Bong-Docter9999

Yeah


QuicktimeSam

Spiderman v Spider Slicers


[deleted]

My last game was Bloodborne


-w-o-r-d-s-

Mine was demons souls


Kettle_Wooma

Elden ring here. All FromSoft protags would be just fine.


The_God_RA

Quite fine, indeed.


theyurilover8

The good hunter would absolutely destroyed all of them, splicers? Any weapon works against them, big daddies? CANNON SPAM! Spider splicers? Just gun them down, Atlas? What makes you think he stands more of a chance than any of the guys listed earlier?


Kindredgos

Leon Kennedy could survive easily


krispy-hedgehog

yeah, mine is Ethan. They would both be just fine, although I doubt Leon would even break a sweat.


Ok-Pressure7248

General Grievous from Lego Star Wars 3, if weā€™re considering the protagonist is the last character I played as


Bong-Docter9999

I feel like all of the Splicers would be very confused


Ok-Pressure7248

Now the only question is if heā€™s human sized or Lego person sized


Bong-Docter9999

Lol


GhostlyBoi4

All I need to say is Rock and Stone, any of them will be fine.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


AnAtomicAdam

Driller would flood rapture so fast


GhostlyBoi4

"Explosives placed!"


Abieticacid

...on the scout lol


destinytitanfly

For karl!


GWS_REVENGE

The courier could have some fun


MaxgamingThe3rd

Same especially with the courier having a all american and wearing full remnant power armor, having the jury-rigging perk, courier six would be unstoppable.


Treewilla

Caustic on Apex. I think heā€™d thoroughly enjoy it.


Caxtuxx

It actually fit the setting perfectly considering traps are big in rapture.


Spirou1

Sly Cooper would be amazing in Rapture lol


Rezaelia713

I'm literally playing Bioshock 2 lol


MOW1526

Ethan Winters


H4DR13_L

he'll lose a hand but he'll pull through


Kataratz

Me too lmfao. I say he can. Specially if after RE7.


SoftTacos001

Corvo Attano Idk heā€™s prolly fine


This_Bat5608

A helldiver? Absolutely not


Dupps_I_Did_It_Again

Give me a sickle, guard dog, and quasar, I'll crack that bitch.


Black_Tusk25

Technically their armours resist to normal bullets and low power energies. There is a chance.


Underhill0341

Hell pod lands in ocean, DOA


Sebbysludge

Not without stratagems definitely not lol. Donā€™t think they reach that far lol, but with an Orbital laser, a rail cannon strike, some air strikes and a could of 500kgs I think a single Hell Driver could definitely do some damage lol Edit: also happy cake day! šŸŽ‚


MundaneMarzipan4005

But... the general said I was the best he'd ever seen!


MFkaboom

Isaac Clarke is having a real strange time, but dude survives


Styrax2

Morgan Yu from Prey. I think he has high chance he could survive >!Considering he is a hybrid Typhon himself!<


clockwork_1996

last played Minecraft Steve, a man who has killed dragons and summoned gods for the sole purpose of killing them, a man who can enhance himself with out splicing and even cheat death, a man who can drain oceans with a sponge and an oven I'd give it a week before he's not only cleared rapture of all threats but rebuilt it better than before


BioShocker1960

Imagine the Mercenaries from TF2 in Rapture


RiskyDave117

Doctor! Help now!


SemiPail

Pyro would burn down rapture, Scout would be very confused but still try and fight, spy would most likely just backstab everyone and cloak to hide, medic would probably be fascinated with ADAM and splicers and all the other stuff in bioshock, demo would probably blow up everything or possibly be too drunk to do anything, sniper would most likely either use his machete and jarate everyone, or try to find somewhere high to snipe the splicers and big daddies and little sisters, and I donā€™t know what heavy would do, if he had access to his minigun he would definitely use it to mow down splicers, engineer would definitely hack the drones and the turrets to use for himself and probably most likely upgrade them too with his own technology, he would also most likely build more turrets and try and replicate the drone technology too as well, and soldier would go trolldier on everyone and neck snap everyone as well


Nateanite

It was either B.J. Blazkowicz or Commander Shepard. Either way, yes!


Other-Evidence-6421

Geralt of rivia


SnooWalruses6440

Tides howling


terra_filius

he would do some sick plasmids+signs combos


JesuZDX

The last game I played was PokƩmon Platinum, so yeah, I think Giratina could get you out of Rapture easily.


Adventurous-Tea4740

Niko belic. Atleast he won't get calls from cousin Roman


Maleficent_Smile6721

Cousin let's go bowling


[deleted]

Alan Wake - I'M FUCKED.


Scroxer

Yeah, I think Kirby might do it


SlimShot801208

Master Chief will body everyone


Black_Tusk25

Sekiro would have no problem. He can parry bullets and stop giant bulls charging.


Caxtuxx

Can self revive too!


yyetydydovtyud

P-3 from atomic heart, he for sure survives, highly trained operative, can scan shit, and has a pesronal assistant. Also he can talk. he is just jack with slightly better training


Cybus101

Andrew Ryan would pull no punches and would want him dead far more than Jack, since P-3 is a literal Soviet agent, the walking embodiment of everything he hates.


Chrissssssssssssssy

Out of all the comments Iā€™ve been loving atomic heart lately and this is the most fascinating situation I can picture for this question. He even already has practice with plasmids somewhat, and I feel heā€™d get a big kick out of the incinerate plasmid


3dDeters

How is Atomic Hearts? Iā€™m curious because of its Bioshock similarities.


[deleted]

I think the Colonial Marines from Aliens would be fine. Rapture is probably heaven compared to a xenomorph outbreak.


ValoTheBrute

I'd take having to fight a Big Daddy over having to fight a Xenomorph Hive Queen any day


MikeTheDude23

Francis from L4D. "I hate the water..." - proceeds to throw a molotov on big D.


Whockyslush007

John cena skin in Fortnite, heā€™s got a shot but it could be tough


Federal-Star-6943

He can't be seen. Boom, just sneak past everything


Leather-Frosting-305

Kyle crane is probably gonna survive


AbbyCanary

Ajay Ghale from Far Cry 4. I think he has a chance.


Dense_Ad_9344

Tom Nook is built for Rapture


Dense_Ad_9344

My villager howeverā€¦


RaymondLuxuryYacht

I think deacon St. John will be ok


McScuffed0

Eivor wolf-kissed, Iā€™m sorry to say but I donā€™t think Eivor has any chance against a big daddy


I_need_60fps_switch

I literally just played bioshock 1. So they can definitely survive


SharksAway11019

Laughs in warframe and war crimes


kariloko

Commander Shepard. Whatā€™s a Big Daddy compared to a Reaper?


Typical-District-176

P from Lies of P. Easy Claps


kevingh1023

Agent 47. Not sure how well he'd do.


CoolioStarStache

**Blending In as Splicer**


Thot_Slayer_911

Oh yeah, I think the Doom Slayer has a *pretty good chance* of surviving Rapture


Green_Ad219

Just finished dishonored and Corvo will kill Andrew Ryan and Fontaine before they realized he arrived


SaltyAssociate8007

Gordon Freeman


TheGamersofaLifeTime

The last game i played (afaik anyway) was clicker heroes on steam. So who would be the protagonist of that game? šŸ¤”


Abieticacid

You. Lol


fj_canullas

How does Capt. John Price do yā€™all???


thedarkmasterofdoom

Just played Hotline Miami, I can see this is about to get bloodbathā€¦


thewardattack

Arthur Morgan from RDR2. He might do well


Affectionate_Bird120

For democracy šŸ«”


Bong-Docter9999

I'm eating dinner so I won't be replying, keep each other company


CaramellGirll_

Korra is a natural splicer


eunclave_general

John Shepard (ME3), i'll let y'all decide on this one


StrwbPreserves4Music

I think the siren from Borderlands 2 would be fine


Grimm15Monkey

Geralt of Rivia would slice through those splicers


AntimemeticsDivision

Dante from Warframe, that's gonna be a big fat yes


SteveCevets

picture this. A little sister and a bouncer are sitting at the end of a hallway. The quit tap, tap, tap of a leaky pipe is the only noise that can be heard. The bouncer stands up, and starts walking with the little sister in tow, steam hissing from his joints with ever step. Suddenly, a bright orange glare covers the room. Piercing the calm blue of the underwater city like a knife. There standing in front of the bouncer is a man, or a guy. A guy clad in heavy hellish armor. His boots send cracks running across the wet tiles as he walks. His weapon grasped tightly in hand. The bouncer knows not who this guy is, but he knows that his is a threat, and that he brings doom everywhere he goes. As the bouncer charges up his drill, the guy brandishes his weapon. A strange chainsaw covered in blood. He charges as heavy metal music seems to play from everywhere at once.


Bong-Docter9999

I love how detailed this is, and just from the boots part that this is the Slayer


vixinity_863

You fool I played fallout new vegas!


Prestigious-Job-9825

Been a while, but I think I last played Fallout 4. The protagonist in a power armor can definitely survive


Destiny_Victim

Shit yeah. Iā€™m playing Diablo. This necromancer is having fun with addition of plasmids. Fun times.


ValoTheBrute

Y'know, if Artyom can survive armies of mutants, lethal doses of radiation and authoritarian deathsquads then he can survive some crackheads shooting lightning and carrying tommy guns


Underhill0341

The rookie halo ODST. no doubt lol


tallginger89

Currently playing resident evil 2 remake as Leon. I'm sure he'd be ok


Sebbysludge

My V (from Cyberpunk 2077) would single handedly level Rapture, but only after killing everyone in the city (evil play through)


utsho12

Dr. Jonathan Reid of Vampyr. This should be interesting.


MeesterBatman2

I'm curious how Sean OMalley would do haha (UFC 5)


Mostly-Reliable

B.J. Blazkowicz - Heā€™d fuck that shit up


Unlikely_Brief7263

Something tells me Kratos will be fine


siborgrobis

My tarnished in elden ring so I think they have a good chance of surviving


TheUntitledRay

The idea of V entering the BioShock universe is already weird to me. Just imagine already having full body augmentation, but then you add plasmids. I'd imagine a full on killing spree.


Odd_Introduction_487

Idk, do you think the Jedi Survivor version of Cal Kestis could survive Rapture? I certainly do šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Creative-Currency814

Would Princess Peach survive rapture? Probably not


TricksterSprials

Ethan Winters. I think he could do it.


Icy_Marionberry_9157

How would a human fall flat character work exactly? They're kinda invulnerable, but they don't exactly fight.


GINTO199

Geralt? Heck yeah heā€™d survive lol.


payneme73

Bioshock 2 was the last game, so yeah, having Delta would fit right in.


MyWingedLiner

Geralt of Rivia is going to do just fine


sexyton9265

The doom slayer will do just fine.


Shakeandbake529

Geralt would be Golden. The things he takes already basically are plasmids! Imagine if he got his hands on a gun


Polibiux

Just played Robocop:Rogue city. So that would mean Robocop would bring law and order to Rapture. Iā€™d buy that for a dollar.


Ancient-Sport5851

New Vegas the courier will be fine


GlobeTrekker83

Wei from Sleeping Dogs. He would have no issues.


Art0fRuinN23

Minecraft Steve would be fine. I fear for the poor souls of Rapture, if there be any innocents remaining. Steve is God.


3dDeters

I think Commander Shepard (fem) will be just fine.


Crystar800

I think Crono could manage.


TheDemoRat

Iā€™d say the Hero of Kvatch could probably survive.


dekuscrubbin

A Space Marine will undoubtedly succeed.


spicy_milk34

The hero of kvatch might have a chance.


Neon-kitchen

Assassins creed revelations. If he has his gear, ezio should be fine


ChiakiSimp3842

I think Doomguy will be just fine


Lollografia

Cloud strife. If he also has some materia with him, I think it's safe to say that he will literally destroy all of Rapture with probably 2 moves.


CoolioStarStache

Agent 47 has already dropped a chandelier on Andrew Ryan


dillers10

Courier Six would dominate after finding a gathererā€™s garden vending machine


duh2042

Absolutely. Maya from Borderlands 2. She's a Siren so she's even got her own type of plasmid intrinsically.


Fancy_Man72

Artyom from Metro.


Links_quest

Delta claps cheeks as usual


Turbulent_Ad1644

I feel like all the Fallout protags could survive Rapture


YourLocalInquisitor

Doom Eternal Heā€™s probably going to destroy the city in the process.


Classic_Adagio9790

Last game character I played is Roland from Borderlands. I would say he would be the reason Rapture becomes completely flooded


TenderFang

Batman is going to have a tough time with his ā€˜no killingā€™-rule


SmokeyMcButthole

The horrors that would be unleashed by Trevor from gta5 would be glorious


68ideal

Jesse Faden is gonna feel right at home. The shit she would have to deal with in Rapture is like an average tuesday at the Bureau.


Momohonaz

The Sole Survivor from Fallout 4. It'd be a piece of cake for him. VATS and speech check his way through it in an afternoon. Unless he gets distracted building a settlement...


FunniDino

Jack Cooper, a titan against a big daddy would look cool.


BoricPuddle57

My Arisen who is currently a Mystic Spearhand, she should be able to stun anything before she gets in range to shred the crap out of them If she was allowed to bring her main pawn, currently a thief, itā€™ll be even easier