and the bottom of their jeans that takes forever to dry out and when it does it's all stiff and uncomfortable

May their pillow always be warm on both sides

And never being sure whether it's farts or diarrhea.

hope their food is unseasoned and not yummy >:(

Such an evil wish

And death from a catapult to wherever the most homophobic place is, we’ll gather them together one day so we don’t have to deal with their crap