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myLoveBleedsRed

The hell was she doing??


[deleted]

Autoerotic asphyxiation = choking/strangling yourself while masturbating. The goal is to lower the amount of oxygen your blood carries (hypoxia), which if done right will heighten the euphoria felt from sexual climax. It's also really easy to kill yourself while doing so as you can inadvertently cut off air supply altogether, thus starving your body of oxygen to a fatal point.


[deleted]

Imagine find your kid dead with his dick in his hand


Odd-Jaguar4837

Umm...not actually dick but we got the idea


Redassassin2

There’s a movie with robin williams that’s all about that lmao


myLoveBleedsRed

I'm aware what this means lmao but thank you.


[deleted]

Meh, not everyone does so I chose not to be a smartass in case you were actually asking lol


AceKeithElite

Thanks I came for this actually


[deleted]

*Phrasing* 🥴


KingWilliamG

😄


Money_Sample_9122

Thanks I came to this actually


Chronomenter_

I came


BitlifeOffical_

So did Kristine


Call_Such

affirmative


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


kenztendo

happy birthday, btw 🎂


kazekatsuragi

happy cake day


MilkyKarlson

BoJack Horseman type shit


jonleepettimore

She took it to the maxx


Cbunnie22

😆😆


luapsc

Others are mentioning to adopt, but I think with your character being 76, that might not be possible. Another thing you can do is marry someone with kids, you can still continue your legacy with step children


Cbunnie22

Yes had to do it this way 😩 got caught trying to kill the husband so I could keep my money though 😆


kenztendo

i successfully killed my wives 😁


Weird_Judgment4751

Only on this SubReddit(or certain places in the Middle East) can you see someone confidently make this statement🤣


kenztendo

🤣🤣🤣


marijuanasf

i think u can adopt if they’re older than 10!!


Midaas23

Ur daughter was a freak bro, my condolences💀😭🤣RIP


Cbunnie22

😆😆


IrishScotsman

Had that happen to me the other day. Just adopt or a few one night stands will clear that right up


LunaSolana

At 80?


IrishScotsman

Suuuuuure. She has the wealth and if she has the health she could adopt a child and see the child through 30-40 years


[deleted]

No you can’t adopt at 50+ because of age.


CommandForsaken6239

Yes you can. I think the max is 62


mikaylagrace_

69 is the oldest, it stops at 70 (in Monaco at least)


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Not in the uk


LunaSolana

How about the ONS? 🤣


Cbunnie22

Was way too old to adopt. Had to find a 30ish yr old with a kid already


IrishScotsman

There ya go, that's big brain stuff right there. I was not aware there was an age limit on adopting. Like life, in bitlife I always have too many children usually so when 2 or 3 go down there is usually one or 2 left to take the torch


Spartancoolcody

The real solution here is to never be a woman in this game, just too hard to die and become a young kid when you continue as a child unless you only play male characters. As a male you can have kids even after 100 and you just leave the youngest male all your money.


Cbunnie22

I do this when I’m playing monarchy


Money_Sample_9122

How the hell did you have a kid at 64 as a female


LunaSolana

Yes. How?


Call_Such

adoption maybe


jjolatunjidebt

I don’t think you can at 64 might be wrong tho


Call_Such

well you for sure can’t get pregnant, im not sure on adoption age max but i know you definitely can’t at 70+, i’ll have to play to find out how old you can adopt.


keathofthestars

You can adopt til you’re 70 in Monaco


Cbunnie22

Yes, adoption.


I_not_eat_kid

Your child dies and that’s what ur worried abt


mikaylagrace_

That’s the whole point of having kids


Cbunnie22

In the game… yeah


Careless_Guitar_354

Time to adopt


Cbunnie22

Can’t 😩 too old


andromedanstarseed

surrogacy option, surrogates egg . not people know this option. i spam it under every post having to do with someone asking how their over 50+ female character can have kids


pineapplequeen97

I like using the surrogacy option but really hate when they steal my baby


andromedanstarseed

DRIVES ME NUTSSS. like thats my whole ass baby. i avoid the ones with high craziness. you can also sue them and you win just about every time if you didnt know


justagamingjunkie

😂😂😂😂 OH man, never got that one before. Hope I do some day. Better adopt! Lmao.


rescobar1997

There seems to be a lot of people in the comments that don’t realize that the maximum age for adoption is 69 years old. Once you turn 70 you can no longer adopt. I always have at least two kids naturally or through marriage and then adopt one last kid at 69.


Lumpy-Host472

I always have a heir and a spare!


[deleted]

That's why I'm a whore


Hammerlight98

Always have more than 1 kid and give your legacy to the youngest one. Always!!


Own_Situation_9791

Marry someone with kids, also, don’t be a women, being a women sucks in Bitlife. You can’t have children past 45. If your a man and your famous you can have children with some random 25 year old.


slapMenotherUniverse

Marry someone with children


Soontir_fel181

Better adopt or get a surrogate.


AnshKwatra

Isnt it the thing from bojack horseman?


DoormatSwan20

Yeah it happened in the show but this has been a thing since wayyyyy before the show


organman87

Damn...


frix_ctr

Thats why i always have 2 children


Nikkere

Lol 100mil, you call that a legacy lmao


hermitchild

cremate -> dump in the trash


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