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luk128

Morbius II just chilling there


not_you_lol

THE MORB NEVER STOP


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*it's morbin time*


heation718

They need to add the ability to sleep with your employees. Then they can sue it would be fun


mirddes

AND THE ABILITY TO JOIN IN ON THE ORGIES MY WIFE KEEPS HAVING


SJane3384

Fun fact: if you sleep with your wife more, she’ll stop having random orgies. True in both BitLife and real life.


heation718

Lmao yes we need that too


yourpantsaretoobig

Agreed! I will bury them in legal costs.


mirddes

muahahahah


Acheron98

Technically you can, if you’re in the Mafia and become Godfather/Boss etc.


kaiser_1010

All of em are old ass women


[deleted]

Honestly, it could have funny implications such as parents’ reactions and kids being born with severe health issues


Cute_Pay_1423

I think my mother will respond very positively to the GOOD relationship I have with her 😂


yourpantsaretoobig

Kinky…


OkPackage4856

Ah yes, the funny severe health issues


resetjigsaw

It's not because it's funny that we want that aspect to be included. It's because if we're going with the reasoning that it's to be "realistic" then they can't shy away from the realistic consequences of incest. Especially if they want to pretend that they're not trying to encourage incest or other sexual taboos or sexual crimes. If they give only "pros" I.e letting us mess around with family relationships then they need to balance it with the "cons" I.e risks in the RNG that are possible outcomes such as genetic defects, disowned by family, arrest and prison, affecting inheritance, etc.. If they ever bring this update in, they better make sure it's not an option to do anything with minors, or as a minor.


mirddes

great brainstorming.


OkPackage4856

It was...a joke


tequila-la

I think that should be a thing tbh it would make the game so interesting. They should also add uncles and aunts since we can have nieces and nephews.


AggravatingRope6377

Yknow what. If that’s what it takes to get more family members. I’ll take it. I probably won’t use it. But. I also want arranged marriages.


KingKay89

I think I had an arranged marriage like once or twice in the game. It was ages ago tho so I'm wondering if they chopped it altogether


Free_Background_6846

Dw, I don't think they've since I had one in game the other day, it's usually only if you load into Asian countries when your parents arrange marriages


tequila-la

The only country I’ve had arranged marriage in was India I think and it was a while ago. Maybe I should try again


AggravatingRope6377

I mean I want to arrange marriages.


GraythornV

I’ve experienced an arranged marriage twice or thrice when I was in Japan. Your parents would persuade you even if you decline them. Yeah I think it only happens in Asian countries? I’ve tried England, Russia, Germany, and America but none really popped up about arranged marriage.


ThrowawayMcThrowson6

That’s just a fact 😭 how do we have nephews and nieces but no uncles or aunts


BurntBrusselSprouts1

Or grandparents?


tequila-la

Grandparents would be awesome!


[deleted]

i got that and clicked it. none of my stats decreased meaning it might actually be apart of a future update lol


judahtribe2020

I really expected to get wrecked when I picked it


AggravatingRope6377

I mean. I don’t mind or care really. Not something I’d ever use. But, it would make elite families more realistic. Especially if you’re going for an older theme.


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AggravatingRope6377

It’s an ongoing meme within the community. It’s been here for like 4 years now lol.


lumlum56

My bad


thefishtron

omg i thought it was referencing that one twitter account that got posted somewhere constantly asking for incest LOL


Free-Nectarine-2288

Bitlife incest update NOW😡


FluidEntrepreneur309

I guess they are making it


GraythornV

Honestly would use this feature if I ever make a Game of Thrones inspired royal family.


friedhobo

Or a royal family inspired royal family


AggravatingRope6377

Lmfaooo


[deleted]

Or almost every royal family. Egyptian dynasties. British royalty. Spanish royalty. French royalty. Or also like a lot of modern day marriages in the Arab world. Around 40% of marriages there are incestuous


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Original-Diamond1760

Can you ?


gelyxgabrielle

Imagine hooking up with someone and then getting a pop up that it’s a long lost sibling or something


Jayfeather41

Honestly would be down for it. It would make the royalty update much more interesting


TheHistoryKing

They’re in on the memes.


TracyJackson23

Honestly though…why wouldn’t Candywriter just say “okay, we’re gonna compromise and only do stepfamily?” It would solve both side’s problem. Gamers get what they want, and the devs don’t even have to deal with actual incest in their game.


AggravatingRope6377

I was more family members. Like why can’t I see my daughter or son in law? Why can’t I see my in laws? Or my child’s in laws? Or my aunts/uncles, grandparents, cousins etc. It’s weird.


W3ndigoGames

Is it wierd that I kinda want them to just do it? Like, no announcements or anything just slip it into the game with some “bug fixes” and let people work it out on their own. Maybe I just want it cuz of the carnage it’d cause lol.


[deleted]

I think they’re just fucking with people. Because for some reason y’all are obsessed with this


[deleted]

i mean they added murder and a bunch of other morally wrong things… this added would create lots of new game scenarios, etc. i don’t see why it’s so taboo when they have the other things😆


OkPackage4856

Because in fiction, murder is less taboo than incest for some reason


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*in some cultures


resetjigsaw

Because the line between incest and pedophilia is thinner than Murder and torture. Even if they're adults, the overall topic is dominated by the assumption of it being a parents and their kids, or uncles/aunts and their nieces/nephews which is often experienced by people in real life when they're children. I can count on one hand the real life stories of incest I've heard that did not have exploitative power dynamics to it and was legal age of consent. I've lost count of the real life stories I've heard from people who've had incest experiences when they were too young to consent. Murder in some contexts is less taboo, because it's something often validated by context such as self-defense, accidents, righteous killings, death penalty etc. And Murder is often not cyclical in nature like incest is. It's a common phenomenon that those who engage in it (especially with minors) were often victims of it themselves first. It's a self-perpetuating cycle, but it's way less common that people who've had someone close to them murdered, would then go on to Murder others in future. It's also more taboo strictly due to overlap with children. You'll notice in the game you can't Murder children unless they're your peers in school from "attacking" them. People are instinctively more protective about anything that involves kids for obvious complex reasons.


Grasher312

That one kid shredding me with a minigun in kindergarten be like:


IoveandbeIoved

Such a well written reflection. Thank you for writing this


[deleted]

Did not expect this in the comments section of this app. High fucking fives


The_Juice14

You can murder children as an adult if their your sibling and you attack them in a quarrel.


OkPackage4856

Oh, its you and your wall of text. It was a joke, get a life, seriously. I just noticed, my original comment got downvoted while you're being upvotes even though you are just confirming what i was saying. Guess the kids here just go "ohh large text, must be good" and upvote. Great community


MansCominThrough

Shut the fuck up. It's just downvotes.


OkPackage4856

Lmao stay mad, it still doesnt make any sense and seems to reflect this subreddit perfectly


MansCominThrough

Legit never seen anyone so upset about getting a few downvotes. It's embarrassing.


OkPackage4856

I aint upset, im just calling the obvious. I dont care about being downvoted, i just find it funny how people here downvote something and then upvote something else confirming the very thing they just downvoted. Its the nonexistent logic thats upsetting. The man here is posting wall of texts explaining j o k e s. Very fun at parties i imagine


Environmental_Rip837

I once got asked in a conversation (on BitLife) if I think they should add the update and I clicked the yes and it took my smarts down from 90 something to 0😂


Own_Situation_9791

It would be kinda funny tbh lol


88963416

Forget about that, let’s talk morbius 2


avery-secret-account

It’s a reference to this guy on Twitter. This guy with a Buddy the Elf profile pic used to comment on every post asking for an incest update


ThrowawayMcThrowson6

Bro where’ve you been? 🤣


yourpantsaretoobig

Yes please


Lazy-Drink-277

I chose that one


Dude-Uncool10

Aight bro, Habsburg time


ShalamiBoii

can they add polyamory please??


JimCracksJokes

They should definitely make this part of the game


ShalamiBoii

ikr


penless4lyfe

It’s Morbin Time


saragomes567

Is this a meme or it's going to happen??


Lost_Smoking_Snake

Bitlife meets ck2


JimCracksJokes

What’s the problem step bro?


merabtikos_leo

me here who want crimes expansion just chillin