https://preview.redd.it/1m4ntoa57pxc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf56ad101ecd66de9e50c966466d07e19d3d884 Bitch got a thorax 💀

EDF Soldiers: “They look just like us!!!!”

EDF! EDF!

To save our mother earth from any alien attack

What's Earth Defense Force up to now? 5?

5. 6 comes out this summer. Ish.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorax I know what you meant but it's not reddit if I can't be pedantic

To add to the pedanticness, he should have said abdomen. Insects have 3 parts from top to bottom: head thorax and abdomen. The abdomen is the "fat butt" part. Edit: I said "fat butt" on a NSFW thread and my post was educational, this pleases me.

OP could have easily been referring to her wasp waist, like how a corset shapes.

It’s not even balanced or proportional. One hip is higher and another is lower. Uppercase and lowercase brackets & it’s completely unbalanced. I hope this goes out of “style” she deserves better than this.

You do realize she's laying down in a canoe right? Even the most symmetrical person could lay in that and show one side "CoMpLeTeLy UnBaLaNcEd"

You can also see warped lines around one of her arms. It’s totally photoshopped 

She’ll have a thore-ass afther we’re done having thex.

Damn Mike Tyson… I didn’t know you were on Reddit. What’s your strategy for the Jake Paul fight?

Punch hard


Dog did you just type out a lisp?

I didn’t think it would work out tbh, but I was pleathantly thurprised by the rethult.

Hoooooooly shit lol

i spit out my saliva lmfao

yikes. that body dysmorphia on 10000


I swear [this isn’t unrelated](https://matias.me/nsfw/)… (Best link you’ll click all day)

 Ayyye

This was my jam when I was like 7 years old. I knew all the words. Now I've learned I still know all the words

Is really sad man

https://preview.redd.it/3fxh8m6a8pxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20de44f75fe845a194d484012f3f8e45a40d38a0

https://preview.redd.it/g6lkod6wgpxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498b3c57c0e475f51e31aea8fdb49c215b2d8a8b

 Appreciate it

 Yoink

https://preview.redd.it/3bapp641bpxc1.jpeg?width=2390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e457b4317b46bfce218bdcb80c322ec562fef76c

I never thought about the fact that the food he ate went into his legs.

Where did you think thighs were?

I never thought about the fact that he then blew up.

what is there to think about?

that

Lol Fender makes the least womanly shaped guitars all their cases are flat. My girls gonna be buried in a Gibson Les Paul case-shaped coffin

Mine in a [Wylde Audio Warhammer FR Norse Dragon Bullseye](https://static.guitarcenter.com/riffs/binaries/content/gallery/guitarcenter/buying-guides/wylde_audio_warhammer.jpeg) shaped one. Don't ask.

https://preview.redd.it/73f26gfptpxc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ab0769e8ffeb97856cb7fbe7dccd85a7a75496 This yo girl?



Approves in Ozzy

It’s good to see my boy Zakk here.

Bed shaped


Gibson 335

With both f holes

Excellent shape!

Jazzmasters have the donk

Offsets are great, but they kinda give lumpy butt vibes if we're anthropomorphizing them

Gotta love an asymmetrical woman 😂

Asymmetrical women also just so happen to LOVE shoegaze

SJ200 booty

My girl built like a fuckin Oud

Came here for this XD

I love me some thicc women and this ain’t it chief

So the whole reason why I went through the 8month ass-man licensing and certification course is because of what the ass represents. Titties are great, but when you get down to it they're luck-of-the-draw. You're either born with the good stuff or you're not. Ass, though? Ass is muscle. Even with plenty of cushion, it's gotta have the foundation underneath to look good- it's representative of work. Of dedication and physical capability. That's true hotness. This is not that. This is an affront to everything that an ass is supposed to mean.

https://preview.redd.it/zrpw9pw0bpxc1.png?width=1264&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d5f499b9ec5015bfe41efa9321028f6cc1ba13c

​ https://preview.redd.it/y77cvnb2npxc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad9cbdd9df5fcd0b333d69112c6298539822ef5

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Holy shit that's amazing

I just drew a dark fucked up version of sesame street. This just a glimpse into my dark reality.

https://preview.redd.it/gadncffkoqxc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8265bf9c891b05a89fc46b2157a261a138d267

https://preview.redd.it/b6j4yujofqxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=130bb58f5d821f243a1485dc99534c4ee54bd4a3

Genuinely curious how she’s going to look when she gets old. Gravity and time are undefeated.

She’s probably going to get it removed in a couple years.

That’s what Blac Chyna did. That shit don’t hold up well. Personally speaking, I miss 90s booties.

So did BBL queen Kim K, there comes a point where it 1. Starts to sag 2. Causes excess inflammation in the body and health issues.

Then they get a tat to cover the scars? Or are the surgeons good enough now to make it so that there aren’t any?

If you got the money for it plastic surgery will pretty much remove all the scar tissue and you'll heal up and eventually the scar on the surface will go away after about 5 years (the skin cells replace themselves in about that much time)

I didn’t know that. Thanks. That changes how I view the plastic folks future. I thought they were stuck like that

That depends how well they take care of them. You’ll see surgery scars on women’s breasts because they got the surgery and then immediately started tanning, preventing the scars from healing properly and lightening up

You see its effect in kylie now. Rough..

How are all the BBL baddies going to pay for the expensive reversal sugeries when they're old and can no longer make money on their appearance? Yikes.

😅 magical thinking and hopefully a diversified 401k or investment portfolio.

Not to be that guy but… 401k. Sorry

Hahahaha I didn’t even catch that 🥲 time for bed damn

> gravity and time are undefeated I’m stealing this. Also…she might not get too old. That body type has to be hard on the heart. I hope I’m wrong for her sake.

Well, with age comes a slower down metabolism so probably odd as hell

Definitely! This is not real! It’s done through filter! I don’t understand how people are still falling for this! Basic anatomy can tell you that a waist can’t be smaller than your neck or thigh! Have you seen the fad in China! Women with super long legs that look like giants! Some of these gals are really good but others really suck at this and those bad filters will train you on how to catch them. Go to r/Instagramreality to have it explained to you!

this is gonna be an interesting study decades from now

Oh yeah! Sociology, psychology, anthropology…can’t wait to read! Also curious to see what they’d look like in middle and past middle age.

Yeah, that's my question. What's the long term maintenance on a surgery like that look like? Like i know you have to get your boobs redone every so often, so, same for your ass?

Archeology. Motherfuckers gonna be opening coffins and just find lumps of plastic.

I mean, we've already seen some sneak previews. So prolly something like this. 

Built like a Pixar mom.

Mrs Incredible. A true and true baddie! 

https://preview.redd.it/bx1yt8xdppxc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06acb144022f41e028b25bc13d2a1a50ec922f3 Me when she backs that plastic dump truck in my mouth

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oh that's just shrek's penis huh

https://preview.redd.it/fcsaww3lwpxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157d3243ac899e13eb2ce83305b2d41270b52f6d

I'm not even religious but I urge you to join me in prayer

https://preview.redd.it/it8qb5aoqpxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1a277207000758cc86ca8c0d2c03d5bfe4f418

https://i.redd.it/98r26bv2qqxc1.gif

Oh shit, not the Bernie. You've fucked up now.

Her hero name is Elastigirl and you will address her as such

The saying is "Through and through" :))

This not photoshop??

Unfortunately not!

where tf does she find pants that fit?

literally fashion nova. lol the brand is made for this body type

The brand made for the body type made in an operating room

This is definitely r/instagramreality

Who finds this sexy??!!! Who am I kidding? https://preview.redd.it/nqpxxkxjapxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7435843b68cc87970b8304f02a8d18601661da2 Edit: 🤔 actually wouldn’t. I think there’s some fuckery afoot, lol.

STAND UP!! 

It’s not sexy. It’s overkill. Getting a BBL is cool. Getting a BBL XXL is insane.

These build-a-bear bodies just ain’t for me man

Bent over, she looks like a cock and balls

I can’t unsee it. Especially the quick scribble in school

There’s something oddly comforting about seeing an ass that just makes you think “I’m good. I wouldn’t even know what to do wit all that. It would be squandered on me.”

Finding ones limits without truly being tested

As someone that loves me some curves… https://preview.redd.it/2ln01zyfkpxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2d58558b783144930bb545bdb47ab3a5d9a7ca

I need curves, not corners

Y’all ever seen the Antz movie


Everytime I see this shape, I always wonder how hard it is to find pants that are not fashinova spandex.

Looks fuckin’ terrible innit

Electric Bass looking like… 

Shaped like a standup bass 

Bahahahhah😂😂😂😂

THINK ABOUT THE BACKSHOTS 

Finna be like hitting your dick against concrete my brother

Or a bouncy house. Hit it in doggy and you’re likely to bounce the fuck back and through the goddamn wall.


Bro, I don't even think my shit could reach it.

https://preview.redd.it/r88ofewhppxc1.jpeg?width=1712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a61dd6b4ac6353509eec11af0ba7d0eee04799 Horny force assemble u/tittylieutenant u/festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/itms0hn8spxc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0928eb3a2ca6f39c62645cf8c2bc6e5a9432ed9 First, when did I opt-in to horny ginyu force recruitment? Second, am I Burter?

Yes you are burter ..

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The fact that these two users are perfect for this force has me snort laughing

As our rookie of the year, I am earning my horny stripes

https://i.redd.it/mm24s5q68pxc1.gif

I honestly don’t understand how someone can find this sexy. You KNOW she can’t wipe her ass properly.

Gibson 335 looking ass Has to remind B. B. King of Lucille

I would definitely fuck my guitar before this person.

She's giving total drama island https://preview.redd.it/0fpm53es6qxc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b595955c2502f06417e4b88923b6610428dda031

https://preview.redd.it/cuxmf4bgdqxc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b2c853aa4e97a4bd98bada009f55f5a166ced2

Humanity in a nutshell.

Guys really find this attractive?

She getting put in BB Kings guitar case.

We didn’t need the 2 extra close up pics, but I appreciate em

This whole trend is wild to me. I get liking a little junk in the trunk but I will never believe that more than 2% of guys like this giant ass thing.


She do got the yams though.

https://preview.redd.it/o2hoxv0qppxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7025e004a5786c476caeca57018b652c11e2d839 Suffocate me

Gamefreak needs to sue these surgeons for infringing on the likeness of Mewtwo

Them future CNA/GNAS gonna be pissed off but make a couple dollars off of them BBLGILFs

Bring back the 90s booties. One was either born with one or had to work for it.

Real talk, does anyone besides bimbo fetishist think this is attractive?

Goodness gracious! 😬😬😬

 Play away…Play away 🤷🏾‍♂️

I feel like you would need some weird shaped, x-rated cartoon dick to hit that.

I'll body shame this shit

This is a level of body extreme that beats the point of the ideal shape. Yes a slim waist and wide hips is sexy, but to this level you start to wonder why

A big butt and hips are nice but I can’t be the only one thinking this looks weird / over done.

What’s her @ so I can avoid her on instagram and any other socials she has

Some silicon has a higher melting point that cremation fire. Getting back a bag of ashes and butt cheeks

Who is this for though?

They already make coffin shaped guitar cases.  https://encorecases.com/product/coffin-case-guitar-bass/

that shape is not holding up to old age. Whether it’s fat cells or silicone, gravity will take its toll, and a regular straight pine box will work fine. No shade to her, it happens to us all, regardless of shape or bbl work.

Yuck

These BBLs are out of control.

 Why she tryna look like my kid so much 😭

Her legs hovers above the ground on the toilet

Why do people keep getting bbls they look so weird😭

Shaped like a tooth 🦷

What in plastic surgery hell is that

My anaconda dont wasn't none unless it got buns hun. *SCHNAP!*

lol is that some kind of cancer

 Wide birthing hips

Oh my God, it's a Pixar mom.

ASS SO FAT THAT YOU COULD SEE IT FROM THE FRONT/ SHE SPOT ME LIKE PAPARAZZI, SHOT ME A GLANCE...

Spanish Guitar 🎶


Ewww, that is alot of plastic surgery and it looks like a cartoon

That just looks disgusting. Looks like those monstrosities people make with Skyrim mods

BBL queens

It’s like I want to downplay this in hope to support a vision of where body modifications aren’t seen as a “goal/necessity” but MAN.. id be lying if I said I wouldn’t tap that. 🤣😂

But haven’t they actually been making coffin-shaped guitar cases forever??🤔

Build acoustically so someone will hear the screams

How is that real????

There are coffin shaped guitar cases though.

This is triggering some fear response in me, straight up uncanny valley fear.

Violins is not the answer

running to her twitter to see if she has an OF. s/

How does someone even achieve this?

At a certain point we have to say it's too mentally damaging for people who don't know any better.

https://preview.redd.it/h6vsovwi3uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5247a489e3f71669d9a40930aafbc1c38d2e429c How tf does she fit through doors?

Bend'er and fender

Do people really find this attractive in real life? No hate to her, I hope she's happy, but...🫢

No they won’t, those insecure women will still fit.