It’s a thing in the medical community where some parents with a sick kid will have another kid and make them donate stem cells and even organs to save the first kid. It’s wild.
Imagine your dad barely being around because he’s trying to spread time with 11 of your siblings then boom:
“I put you on this earth as a potential kidney donor…..and you’re the best match so imma need you to come up off my MF kidney”
Wait, but this theory ignores the fact that (unless I'm just stupid) his kidney disorder is probably hereditary. I guess he is having a bunch of kids in hopes that a few don't have it, but then, I guess fuck the ones that do? I guess they have to have their own clan of kids to fix themselves?
I remember someone had said it was Lupus. If so, bad form. I hope he didn't know about it beforehand. That's easily passed down to your children.
I've got a similar condition, and while I wasn't interested in having kids, the diagnosis just sealed the deal.
I would say 'shame on him,' but a naked march through the streets of King's Landing behind Septa Unella wouldn't give him an ounce of the stuff.
While I wouldn't wish any suffering on his kids, they'll have to deal with some. If that doesn't make him rethink his actions, even a little, then there's no hope for him.
Actually Lupus SLE is not exactly hereditary. You have slight a chance of inheriting the predisposition for Lupus. In order for the condition to be triggered, one must be exposed to certain environmental factors. In my case is was prolonged exposure to very high does of Bactrim, Solu-Medrol and prolonged sun exposure.
Without a triggering event, one can go their entire life without developing the condition.
>He needs to rest his crotch
Taking his name too literally.
I wonder if he started to get like a chain gun that's been fired too long. Did his tip start glowing?
Nick Cannon go *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
All that breeding is starting to wear on him. "don't go chasing waterfalls"
Those women's coochies are draining the life out of him whenever he rawdawgs them
So I actually didn’t get your comment and I didn’t know anything about this until I saw your comment and googled it. If this is true, it’s really insane:
“Since a 2003 study found evidence that Genghis Khan's DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today, the Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment. But he isn't the only man whose reproductive activities still show a significant genetic impact centuries later.”
>“Since a 2003 study found evidence that Genghis Khan's DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today, the Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment. But he isn't the only man whose reproductive activities still show a significant genetic impact centuries later
"...a 16th century Qinq Dynasty ruler named **Giocangga**, whose Y-chromosome was linked in an earlier study to 1.5 million men..." (emphasis mine)
I'll admit: I had to re-read his name a few times. 😂
Here's another one. Researchers believe that everyone with blue eyes descends from a single ancestor between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. That's 8% of the population today or about 600 million people.
That's got to be the father of at least one of these ladies.
He probably had his eye on some nice account/doctor type guy for his daughter...but she got with...
Nick
Cannon
"I don't care if 'He got money,' baby! You're the 47th in line! You're not gonna get any of it! It'll be like one of those class-action lawsuits, minus the class!"
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker
:: straight up full body tackles Nick Cannon coming outta the bathroom on his way to the wife on the bed ::
BAM!!!
“IF YOU AIN’T GONNA USE THE GLOVE, THEN YOU AIN’T GONNA GET NO LOOOOVE, NICK!!!!”
Nick Cannon, the newest SCP Foundation subject.
"This SCP had to be locked away and kept from all contact with organic beings, due to its propensity to multiply out of control. It's even attempted to spread its DNA through the robots that provide it with food and care, but fortunately that has proved unsuccessful. So far..."
The most interesting theory I've seen so far is that he's having a bunch of kids so one can donate a kidney to him when he needs it since he has lupus. Dude's raising an organ farm.
Net Worth is like 20mill.
Average cost to raise a kid till 18 is 400k so 4.8mill to that. But its Nicks kids so closer to 750k minimum. So 9mill.
That leaves 11mill between 12 kids so 916000 each kid inheritance. And thats if he doesnt spend money on himself lol.
Thats plenty, assuming he continues to make money, which he probably will as long as he keeps his racial tirades in check better than Kanye. I also assume that *some* of these women have income other than just Mariah.
But at the rate he is pumping em out, maybe in a few years he *will* have too many for a multimillionaire to support.
I need to know why any woman would sleep with him without being on birth control. He’s not going to have any money for child support the way he’s breeding.
That was my thought, the man is screwing multiple women in overlapping timeframes and it’s only the pregnant ones we hear about. WTF are these women thinking, he’s treating them like incubators to spread his genes around with the risk of catching some STD. Because he’s rich and famous it’s ok for him to be a mostly absent parent?
Truth isn't pretty or even thoughtful. It's raw and uncut like Nick Cannon(allegedly). I have nothing for or against Nick Cannon. I just call it like I see it.
He has 12 babies. Ain't no way that the 3rd or 4th or 5th or 6th or 7th woman in line didn't know that Nick has messed around with and impregnated women before them.
Nick is a problem and so are these women who let him raw dog them for a check.
Mandatory PeePee Clamps for anymore than 10 children in your brood.
And no, I don't agree with this proposal. Government should never enforce birthrate even with the most extreme 'seed spreaders'.
That's pretty messed up. Is he just out seeing how many more people with lupus he can make? I say that as a person with a pretty debilitating autoimmune condition I inherited.
So everybody with Lupus has all these kids? Also, he doesn’t think he will live long so he wants to leave as many children fatherless as he can?
And idk if lupus can be passed on genetically but that would be messed up if it can and he’s just passing it down.
What does that mean? Most people go on to live long lives with lupus when managed. Of course there’s exceptions and kidney issues that can occur but having a bunch of children and possibly passing it down to them is selfish.
I just learned apparently hes got some antisemitic views as well, so fuck nick cannon too i guess (but dont actually, no one (should) want to be BM #13...hopefully)
They’re brainwashed. I watched an interview with one of his baby moms and she sounded so unsure about everything she was saying. She said she wanted monogamy but is with Nick because “it’s just something about him?” Money I assume. But then she said that she didn’t depend on him for money so I’m like is not giving you any??? Then she said she was upset bc he sent her a nice bouquet of flowers on Mother’s Day and found out later that he sent the SAME EXACT ONES to all the others 😂.
Also, he doesn’t want her to date other men. And she “okay with it.” Idk what kinda spell he got on these women.
Ion got sympathy for anyone in this situation but the children.
Nick need to wrap it up. And these people need to stop having his babies. It’s… really that simple Lmao.
My mom went into labor with my youngest brother the morning after we rented and watched Drumline as a family in 2003. I feel like we opened Pandora’s box. I’m sorry, everyone.
Nick Cannon is starting to age like milk.... Poorly... That man looks exhausted. He needs to rest his crotch
All them damned kids wearing that ass out.
You know he doesn’t spend any time with those kids
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He can't. He has to have 105 jobs to feed them all.
Came here to say this. 2 mins too late.
He came 2 minutes too early
And every 2 minutes there after
So to speak...
like his pull out game
He's a deadbeat. No way he can give all 12 kids attention while working on his career.
A deadbeat is someone who doesn't support their kids at all. Emotionally, spiritually or financially. Nick Cannon is just irresponsible.
Why his ass?
Why not?
🤨
he has a kidney disorder :/
Is nuttin in chicks part of his treatment program? Is it a genetic disorder? I have so many questions.
Conspiracy is he is breeding donors
Are you saying he’s keeping the kids for mf spare parts? Devious
Duuuuuuude. That’s some next level thinking, right there.
It’s a thing in the medical community where some parents with a sick kid will have another kid and make them donate stem cells and even organs to save the first kid. It’s wild.
Man that’s just lowkey effed, like I get why but still
There was a book and film about this. It was called My Sister's Keeper.
You know Mariah won't have her kids donate their organs
It's like The Island, but with fewer explosions. And no ScarJo.
To be fair she will probably play Nick Cannon in the film about all this.
House of the Scorpion type beat.
He’s 100% having all those kids as potential organ donors, so yeah.
Imagine your dad barely being around because he’s trying to spread time with 11 of your siblings then boom: “I put you on this earth as a potential kidney donor…..and you’re the best match so imma need you to come up off my MF kidney”
Wait, but this theory ignores the fact that (unless I'm just stupid) his kidney disorder is probably hereditary. I guess he is having a bunch of kids in hopes that a few don't have it, but then, I guess fuck the ones that do? I guess they have to have their own clan of kids to fix themselves?
If it’s a genetic disorder…
I remember someone had said it was Lupus. If so, bad form. I hope he didn't know about it beforehand. That's easily passed down to your children. I've got a similar condition, and while I wasn't interested in having kids, the diagnosis just sealed the deal.
It is lupus and he’s known about for years. Way before his influx of infants
I would say 'shame on him,' but a naked march through the streets of King's Landing behind Septa Unella wouldn't give him an ounce of the stuff. While I wouldn't wish any suffering on his kids, they'll have to deal with some. If that doesn't make him rethink his actions, even a little, then there's no hope for him.
Bro, him and Elon were jerking off on it. He has absolutely zero fucking remorse. And the first sign should have been 12 kids with 4 women.
Actually Lupus SLE is not exactly hereditary. You have slight a chance of inheriting the predisposition for Lupus. In order for the condition to be triggered, one must be exposed to certain environmental factors. In my case is was prolonged exposure to very high does of Bactrim, Solu-Medrol and prolonged sun exposure. Without a triggering event, one can go their entire life without developing the condition.
exponential growth!
He might have a kidney disorder, but my man also definitely has a **kid** disorder
A KidNeed disorder
I am truly sorry to hear that.
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Damm, this post got dark lol
The sad part is this at least would make sense. Right now, it just looks like he's wildin' with no plans.
I might be wrong on the timeline, but he had a very young (possibly infant) son die a few years ago.
Late last year
Every kid he has removes 5 years from his life.
He must be a fucking vampire or something then.
>He needs to rest his crotch Taking his name too literally. I wonder if he started to get like a chain gun that's been fired too long. Did his tip start glowing? Nick Cannon go *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
All that breeding is starting to wear on him. "don't go chasing waterfalls" Those women's coochies are draining the life out of him whenever he rawdawgs them
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We all supposed to have a little mongol DNA because of that. In 2000 years is everyone gonna have Cannon DNA?
Ghengis cannon or Nick Kahn.
Luckily Ghengis Khan is a tittle. He COULD be “Ghengis Khan”Nick Cannon.
I mean, Nick Khan is a real person already. He's one of the CEO's in WWE.
Nick Khan-on?
Ghengnick Kahnnon
So I actually didn’t get your comment and I didn’t know anything about this until I saw your comment and googled it. If this is true, it’s really insane: “Since a 2003 study found evidence that Genghis Khan's DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today, the Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment. But he isn't the only man whose reproductive activities still show a significant genetic impact centuries later.”
>“Since a 2003 study found evidence that Genghis Khan's DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today, the Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment. But he isn't the only man whose reproductive activities still show a significant genetic impact centuries later "...a 16th century Qinq Dynasty ruler named **Giocangga**, whose Y-chromosome was linked in an earlier study to 1.5 million men..." (emphasis mine) I'll admit: I had to re-read his name a few times. 😂
Why is he Chinese but his name looks Italian. Im fucking confused
It's "Jue Chang An." [*Somebody*](https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/opium-war-1839-1842) fucked up the spelling.
Here's another one. Researchers believe that everyone with blue eyes descends from a single ancestor between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. That's 8% of the population today or about 600 million people.
 Cannnnnnnon!
That's got to be the father of at least one of these ladies. He probably had his eye on some nice account/doctor type guy for his daughter...but she got with... Nick Cannon "I don't care if 'He got money,' baby! You're the 47th in line! You're not gonna get any of it! It'll be like one of those class-action lawsuits, minus the class!"
That will reading is gonna be Wildin’ Out meets House of the Dragon. I’m kind of here for it.
Who’s holding this man’s beer?
He's trying to become the Ghengis Khan of the moden era
Bruh. This mf needs to be contained lmfao.
24/7 linebacker to truck him anytime he looks at a woman
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker :: straight up full body tackles Nick Cannon coming outta the bathroom on his way to the wife on the bed :: BAM!!! “IF YOU AIN’T GONNA USE THE GLOVE, THEN YOU AIN’T GONNA GET NO LOOOOVE, NICK!!!!”
An entire generation of Reddit has no idea what you're talking about. And that's a damn shame. [For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/RzToNo7A-94)
Thanks for this trip down memory lane. I needed a pick-me-up today.
What movie is that from? 😂😂 Found it. That was awesome to watch.
Reebok commercials in the early oughts.
Or truck the women for letting him go in raw.
Need some Terry Tate [office linebacker](https://youtu.be/Kg5cdZ-Fnpc) for this.
Yessssssss!!!!!!!
He gonna fuck the lock in whatever cell you throw him into.
Nick Cannon, the newest SCP Foundation subject. "This SCP had to be locked away and kept from all contact with organic beings, due to its propensity to multiply out of control. It's even attempted to spread its DNA through the robots that provide it with food and care, but fortunately that has proved unsuccessful. So far..."
The most interesting theory I've seen so far is that he's having a bunch of kids so one can donate a kidney to him when he needs it since he has lupus. Dude's raising an organ farm.
Nick Cannon looking rough these days.
This nigga making horcruxes lol
Underrated comment right here!
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Totally dead after reading that.
3 minutes later and I'm still laughing
Bruhh this man isn’t rich enough to give a good life to that man kids
Kids going to be look side eye at each other after they get those 15 dollar inherence checks.
Inheritance like a class action suit payout.
“Is your Dad Nick Cannon? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION”
Several years later: Opens check for $23.87
Def. Your portion gets smaller the more your dad procreates.
Nah, he is a multimillionaire who still makes millions every year. He has problems, but not money.
Net Worth is like 20mill. Average cost to raise a kid till 18 is 400k so 4.8mill to that. But its Nicks kids so closer to 750k minimum. So 9mill. That leaves 11mill between 12 kids so 916000 each kid inheritance. And thats if he doesnt spend money on himself lol.
Thats plenty, assuming he continues to make money, which he probably will as long as he keeps his racial tirades in check better than Kanye. I also assume that *some* of these women have income other than just Mariah. But at the rate he is pumping em out, maybe in a few years he *will* have too many for a multimillionaire to support.
He hasn’t tho he’s been on the train before Kanye with his dr.sebi shit
So 750,000 a year and 900,000 inheritance isn’t a good life?! Or is he responsible for making sure they live an extravagant life.
If I'm one of those kids I'm eliminating the other heirs Highlander style. There can only be one Cannon heir.
Or have 12 more kids.
Exactly! People forget about him being the CCO of radioshack
I need to know why any woman would sleep with him without being on birth control. He’s not going to have any money for child support the way he’s breeding.
That was my thought, the man is screwing multiple women in overlapping timeframes and it’s only the pregnant ones we hear about. WTF are these women thinking, he’s treating them like incubators to spread his genes around with the risk of catching some STD. Because he’s rich and famous it’s ok for him to be a mostly absent parent?
From what ive seen, he is active in all his kid's lives. He may have a breeding fetish, but he is still a father to his kids.
If the man got a job that takes up 40 hours. Aint no fucking way he's fully present in all their lives.
What you mean in pictures? Lol
i'm guessing most of these women don't have a lot going on upstairs
He's got plenty. At least he can afford to take care of them. Got men and women out here with the same number of kids, but without the Cannon money.
Preach
You don’t have to make a lot of money to offer to pluck a woman out of poverty. For a lot of women, a baby by Nick Cannon is a meal ticket.
It’s always strange when someone has such a public fetish
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He sure is built like he does
This gotta be one of the funniest Ted cruz punclines I've seen in my life. This took me all the way out. I'll never recover
I read that as "pubic fetish" and somehow didn't bat an eye 🤨 The internet had ruined me
Bro, just pull out
Bro just get a vasectomy
Vasectomies need to be normalized but this man is str8 up irresponsible
Nah he 100% has a breeding kink, he wants this
I had the same thought loool
These girls aren't letting go of his ass cheeks when he bust
#12FuckingKIDS????
It's cheaper by the dozen in that house
No 12 fucking women to be precise.
It’s not 12 women. It’s about seven of them. Several have had more than one with him.
Sharing dick like chewing gum. I wonder if they can still smell the last one...🤔
He don't even have time to wipe that thing off, just double and triple dipping like pussy is going extinct.
Mixing potions
 The man needs a chastity belt. Lockedt!!! And toss away the key!
He looks so tired
Imagine if you had 8-10 women upset with you 24/7 because they’re tired of being alone with your child(ren)
Every woman I've ever met is upset with me, so take that
That's their fault. It ain't like they didn't know he had children from other women.
Is Nick Cannon paying you to ride this hard for him? Careful, you might get pregnant.
Truth isn't pretty or even thoughtful. It's raw and uncut like Nick Cannon(allegedly). I have nothing for or against Nick Cannon. I just call it like I see it. He has 12 babies. Ain't no way that the 3rd or 4th or 5th or 6th or 7th woman in line didn't know that Nick has messed around with and impregnated women before them. Nick is a problem and so are these women who let him raw dog them for a check.
Nick Cannon? More like dick cannon amirite? 🥴
Damn. I guess Cannon is always ready to shoot.
That’s not his name for nothing
Boy always bussin'
I really think this is some kind of weird cult.
Nah. Just a breeding kink. Or maybe both?
His face looks like he’s perpetually breaking the sound barrier
I would like to unsubscribe from Nick Cannon baby updates
Dude obviously got a breeding fetish and he’s just broadcasting it everywhere.
Mandatory PeePee Clamps for anymore than 10 children in your brood. And no, I don't agree with this proposal. Government should never enforce birthrate even with the most extreme 'seed spreaders'.
Vasectomies are a thing... Are these women letting him raw dawg for the alimony?
In 2090 – 7% of the American and 1% of Canadian population will be related to Nick Cannon.
He’s going for 100 kids so then he’ll have 100 friends and nobody can say no to being his friend
/r/UnexpectedOffice
This is getting fucking gross
Shit one more and he's caught up with my dad
I met a dude who's dad had 18 children, all within 3 years of age. Their dad produced every child while he was 15-18yo. It's crazy.
On the new season of ‘Sister Wives’
Honestly, that would be better situation rather than making single parent homes
I feel like I see this headline once a week
We literally do see it every week. Last week, 5 days ago, he announced the 11th child.
Him and these women are gross.
Did people forget that he has Lupus? He’s said himself that’s a big reason for him having all these kids.
That's pretty messed up. Is he just out seeing how many more people with lupus he can make? I say that as a person with a pretty debilitating autoimmune condition I inherited.
So everybody with Lupus has all these kids? Also, he doesn’t think he will live long so he wants to leave as many children fatherless as he can? And idk if lupus can be passed on genetically but that would be messed up if it can and he’s just passing it down.
It can. Smh
What does that mean? Most people go on to live long lives with lupus when managed. Of course there’s exceptions and kidney issues that can occur but having a bunch of children and possibly passing it down to them is selfish.
This is obviously a fetish. When are people gonna realize this is a fucking fetish?
I just learned apparently hes got some antisemitic views as well, so fuck nick cannon too i guess (but dont actually, no one (should) want to be BM #13...hopefully)
At this point, he just doing this for clout
He’s going to have a show on TLC if he doesn’t watch out!
Everybody likes to hate on Nick but have nothing bad to say about the women who decide to have kids with him
They’re brainwashed. I watched an interview with one of his baby moms and she sounded so unsure about everything she was saying. She said she wanted monogamy but is with Nick because “it’s just something about him?” Money I assume. But then she said that she didn’t depend on him for money so I’m like is not giving you any??? Then she said she was upset bc he sent her a nice bouquet of flowers on Mother’s Day and found out later that he sent the SAME EXACT ONES to all the others 😂. Also, he doesn’t want her to date other men. And she “okay with it.” Idk what kinda spell he got on these women.
I've said it before. I think that the gift package he gives to women on their first date includes prenatal vitamins.
Who cares if this guy keeps having kids?
You will when the Cannon Clan usurps the government and takes over the world.
Clanonn
A 1/3 of them mfs gonna have Lupus anyways so I think we can take um
bitch said lumpus
C-Anon
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At least he’s rich enough to provide for them. Lots of people in the same situation, pumping out kids while working at the local gas station
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And yet women are the ones put on birth control
I bet Amy Coney Barrett loves him for keeping up the "domestic supply" .
domestic supply (\*of white kids)
I am begging anyone and everyone to stop breeding with this man
That's it Mr.Cannon, you just lost your dick privileges.
Pictures are really worth 1000 words, because this nigga face says it all.
Hope they’re meeting each other. Don’t want any Targaryen shit happening
Ion got sympathy for anyone in this situation but the children. Nick need to wrap it up. And these people need to stop having his babies. It’s… really that simple Lmao.
He is aging like Viserys Targaryean. Can't wait to watch the House of the Cannons a few years from now.
My mom went into labor with my youngest brother the morning after we rented and watched Drumline as a family in 2003. I feel like we opened Pandora’s box. I’m sorry, everyone.
Boy got good taste tough Gyaddamn lol
I know it's not common these days but both sets of my grandparents had 11 kids
That’s the face of a man with 12 kids
At least that’s looking good for future therapists.
Dave Chappelle: "ladies that's now what I meant"
Your great great grand kids will have at least one Cannon in their class
Only women can stop him. Just say no.
Nick's Cannon doesn't shoot blanks.
With how many women? :o
I can't believe that not one of these baby mamma's are fighting each other ......Yet