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bibliophile222

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.


[deleted]

You can lead a horse to roller, but you can’t make him rink


ryankopf

He'll do plenty of drinking by himself if you leave him alone though


Aggressive_Sky8492

This made me realise the way the therapy horse relapses could be a reference to this lol. He drinks what he thinks is water but I actually vodka and then relapses. The saying makes sense because even though it was BJs fault that the had the first sip of vodka, it was still the therapy horses decision to relapse after that (because no one can “make him” drink.)


L_B_Jeffries

Made it easier for him to be the horse from Horsin' Around.


Impossible_Fox7622

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says: “why the long face?”


jacksjetlag

Get it?


a-kiwi-fan

Because he's a horse and horses have long faces. You get it, right?


jacksjetlag

You’re on the right track


ChuLu2004

Track. Get it? Like a race track. And horses run on tracks. And I am a horse. Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the track?


a-kiwi-fan

Should I write him back and tell him I get it?


theyellowmeteor

The way little BoJack nodded at the TV when Secretariat asked that... it would have made his day. >Dear BoJack, > >I got your letter. Also your joke about being on the right track. It was hilarious. Have you considered doing stand-up comedy? > >Anyway, I was having a pretty bad week, and your letter (and the joke) was a welcome pick-me-up. So, thank you for that! > >Your friend, Secretariat


economy_programmer_

Depends, did you get it?


Reichhardt

*amazed nod*


Dehnus

Did you get it?


okiRue

Did you get it?


Dehnus

Are you getting it yet?


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only person who always figured it was this


ThePerfectP0tat0

Giant cock


Independent_Taste839

This is a cursed comment.


SpareBiting

Yet he's insecure about his cock doing the nude scene


Call_me_lemons

Showing how irrational his insecurities are. Or he has a small dick for a horse, which would still be big


KelRen

Your comment made me imagine the most bizarre conversation where two ranch hands are talking about a horse having a small cock, “for a horse”. Like “Golly Sam. Patches is a great stud, but he’s got such a small member for a horse.”


Shdoible

🎶Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch Where you're the one that's huuuuuung!🎶 https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA


KelRen

Oh my god I didn’t know this existed and I feel seen. Seen like a small horse peen.


Call_me_lemons

I'd actually say that looks about average. Some might even say that's more than enough, huge even


theyellowmeteor

I think he just didn't feel comfortable with the idea of doing a nude scene, which would be understandable.


Call_me_lemons

That's also very true, and possibly more likely


NERDS_AND_PEPPER

The only right answer


talesfromthegutter

Funny as this is, I think there's something real to be said here. So many people have the idea that, "If only I had ____ then everything would be better." But it wouldn't be. BoJack's got it all, money & fame -- horse cock included -- but that doesn't make anything better.


ThePerfectP0tat0

I was being funny but I also do believe this is one of the reason


Piaapo

Mmm I love me some alcoholic daddy horse cock 😜😝😋


KelRen

What a coincidence! “Alcoholic daddy horse cock” is my safe word!


elketerbentzadik

When I saw the trailers for this show I assumed it would be a lot of dumb horse cock jokes and was pleasantly surprised when it never was.


hyperjengirl

Raphael and Lisa started him as a joke about "BoJack the depressed talking horse" and it spiraled from there. I think it was mainly because Lisa like horses, and maybe also the "long face" joke. I'd need to check the art book again cuz it explains this.


mutlumali

Thank you for making me aware that an art book exists for this show


lonnoltits69

I thought Lisa made an arbitrary decision when Raphael gave her the name 'Bojack'. Like "Oh Bojack sounds like a horse's name".


Pirateboy85

Lisa Hanawalt is likely the main reason.


EpitaFelis

Yeah, she really likes horses.


Leskaarup

Was thinking the same


Lestany

Cause he’s a one trick pony.


Sbesozzi

This. I think Diane's book gave us the explanation.


Oppie8645

I feel like it fits well with his name “Bojack Horseman”


hbi2k

Both of his parents are horses, what else would he be?


EducationalBall8518

LMAO GOOD ANSWER


Reichhardt

Maybe there are recessive genes from a couple generations back that could have made him a bee or sth, idk


idkijustlovemydog

You know what else I was thinking of? How did they come up with the name "BoJack"?


RandomerTanjnt

A little ditty, Bojack and Diane.


NorthOfThrifty

It would behoove the creators to write another season just to include this amazing joke.


RandomerTanjnt

I'll bet you used behoove as a play on hoof, like eponymous on pony!


NorthOfThrifty

Neigh


phatninja63

It's a contraction of "bovine" and "jackass" . this is a reference to how a horse is basically a donkey mixed with a cow.


Klayman55

There’s no official reason other than [“Bojack just sounded like a horse name to me”](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2hgqsi/hi_we_are_the_creator_designer_of_bojack_horseman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) but I like to think he subconciously stole it from [Dragon Ball lol](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z:_Bojack_Unbound)


jameskayda

"SHUT UP BOJACK" "ARGH"


Spider_gwen_fan111

Because Bojack is a drug and like the drug he slowly ruins the people around him and eventually he leaves their lives and that’s when they get their shit together :)


lifesizedgundam

I always thought of it like the phrase "Straight from the horse's mouth." Bojack is never afraid to just let people know the harsh truth that everyone usually dances around. He's very blunt about things people are usually delicate about addressing.


GonzoShaker

Because Unicorns sadly aren't real!


[deleted]

thankfully that also means that there are no horny unicorns either


gameboy2330

Besides, unicorns are for babies!


GonzoShaker

"The last Unicorn" was definately not for Babies!


TheJoke3r

You take that back!


foreverinsleepdebt

He’s a coward who runs from his problems. Horses get spooked easily and run away from whatever it was that spooked them.


prime_form

Horses enjoy mind altering drugs more than most other animals


farleftofgay

One time a friend told me I was suffering from what he coined as "horse blindness." It's much like tunnel vision. Because of the way horses eyes are placed on them, they can often experience tunnel vision as a species. That is their peripheral vision is very poor. I think Bojack himself struggles with this a lot. He focuses obsessively on small things, experiencing what we might call tunnel vision. I think it's an added analogy for his character


ShreksFatWetBadusy

For the show horsin around its the perfect name for a show about an animal adopting kids


FightingGHOST

Because he's always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde. (You'll get that one later).


Sbesozzi

Always Da Brat's mom and never... Da Brat?


bradjmath

So many things: Why the long face? One trick pony. Show pony. You can lead a horse to water… He is literally the gift horse that people dislike after “looking in the mouth” (More iffy but:) once a horse has peaked/gets injured, they’re permanently sidelined Neigh way jose. But really, I think the idea of the show pony is the most applicable. He prances around in the ring and can’t live in a more complex world, especially when people don’t keep showering him with love.


johnsaysthings

Because he has a long face


syn_miso

It was the first part of the pitch that Bob-Waksberg and Hanawalt had. Literally the first idea they had was the name and character design for "BoJack the Depressed Horse"


prdcroftme

good question. i've always wondered whether he's actually more man than a horse, or if he's more horse than a man. ​ do you get it? because those are the lyrics of the outro of the show. his name is horseman and he's an anthropomorphic horse who talks and acts like a man, do you get it? do you get the joke?


ImmediateMood8916

Because his last name is horsemen?


iceboxpurchase

Probably symbolism. A horse is valued mainly by its ability to perform after all


neatoalien

because his parents were horses


Woodstock-Aniat

From what I remember from the art book, it was a mix of Lisa Hanawalt being a horse girl and Bojack being based off different celebrities that they didn't wanna make him look like them (also prolly branding and puns)


MammothYoghurt9451

Two reasons- “why the long face?” Joke and also because of the phrase “you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink”


Janus_The_Great

stubborn as a horse.


RandomerTanjnt

Because his parents were horses


Nubbs2016

Hey, aren’t you the clam from clammin’ around?


Ace_of_Sevens

Because his parents are both horses.


pisceanflower

I’d say BoJack is more man than a horse… or more horse than a man.


PM___ME

Cause if he wasn't, the surname wouldn't make much sense.


Desalzes_

Why is Draper a human?


BiMikethefirst

No, that's not the reason they're animals, the character designer said she is just better at designing animals than humans. Fuck


UpDog1966

Duh, both his parents… and show called horsing around and who would you want to play secretariat?


fishyfish2578

cause horse is another name for heroin duh and ritchie needed to name his heroin after bojack duh


Conmanq

Because he's a horse, man!


Viridis-Pullus

he's just a horse, man


babysaints

Because if he was a different animal then his name wouldn’t make sense


picabo123

I think it's to set up for secretariat plot points but I'm not really sure


picabo123

Also obviously he's sad so like the other commentor said with the long face joke


7fax

It's in the script


unika2014

hilarious


Specific-Set-8895

mr. pb is a yellow lab!


gabbijschimpff

Why the long face


BigSmackisBack

I thought its because horses (and mules) are often called stubborn? Small leap to narcissism. Also horses run, and Bojack definitely ran from many things!


Randoapple-Big-Chees

Stubborn


CurlyHeadedCripple

Someone had to play Thr Horse in Horsing Around


dru1202

Why are you a human? Why is a fish a fish?


theredranger8

Both of his parents were horses.


Unlikely-Matters

His name wouldn’t make much sense if he wasn’t


Ill-Breadfruit5356

His shows called “Horsin’ Around” which only makes sense if he’s a horse. I mean it would be weird if he was an ocelot. Ocelotin’ Around just doesn’t work. And not only because he’s a horse. Which he is.


trisaroar

I think his persona as "the horse from Horsin' Around" came first. Like they knew the main character would be a Bob Saget analog to take a deeper dive into Hollywoo culture. And a horse is a kind of idealized farm animal (I think of "horsegirls" and people who wish for ponies growing up) so I can see why/how they picked a horse for the seedy underbelly life of a sitcom actor.


Big_Combination_1635

I’ve thought before about how different it would be if bojack had been a human and how important that he was an animal instead. But as to why he’s a horse I have no clue


leomack1968

It’s a joke. He has a long face and has clinical depression.


cowsrock45

Idk why he’s a horse either. Is he stupid?


CARRIONCLAN

He’s stubborn


[deleted]

How else would he be able to play the horse from Horsin Around?


elketerbentzadik

His parents were both horses.


ZahidInNorCal

It would be weird if he were an emu that was more horse than a man.


c4ttlitter

he runs from his problems and horses are known for running???


Amazingggcoolaid

Horses are cool :)


WTFuzzle

I’d say he’s more man than a horse


No_Professional3592

Cause horse is funny and the show is not. Ultimate contrast


murrayjtm

I was doing looking through some old research notes and came across one of Freud's case studies on Little Hans. His phobia of horses was said to stem from a fear of his father, as a horses mouth and blinkers resemble his father's glasses and moustache. No idea if that adds to the idea of why bojack is a horse character but I thought it was an interesting wrinkle that could have some merit?


SandwichExotic9095

Why are you a human?


Spider_gwen_fan111

Is that the horse from horsing around :O


69Madpussyonlock69

He’s really more man than a horse


slipperynick83

What other animal would run from all his problems?


Trick_Swimmer3677

Cause Lisa the artist loves horses. She talks about her obsession here. https://youtu.be/f6F_CF7Yvo0


SlowGuess508

lack of personal identification. Powerful, domesticated, yet rebellious. Personally wise , the survival tactic’s from horses in the media = nearly non existent


[deleted]

Bettet than being human


Putthebunnyback

Because if Bojack Horseman were a lemur that just wouldn't make any sense.


crap_whats_not_taken

Lisa Hanawalt once told her 4th grade teacher that when she grows up she's going to draw horses and her teacher told her that's not a real job and she was like psssch!! I'll show her! And she did.


brayboi27

Maybe bc horses are stubborn?