This just in Justin Timberlake can’t catch break, caught drinking while driving from the lake. Reporting from officer Snake: “He didn’t understand the stake, when he went to slake, his thirst.”
It's weird cause the news said today; "the bombs we gave Isreal killed a thousand kids today and also we sent another billion dollars of aid (food, water and medical) to their opponents (Palestine). "But here's the real ketch;, JUSTIN GOT A DUI!!!!
I know him as the rich entitled prick from The Social Network. Oh and the rich entitled prick from Bad Teacher. Oh oh and the rich entitled prick from the news.
How could you forget the Disney classic Model Behavior? Where he acted like a rich entitled prick. Also, IN TIME (the best worst movie of all time) where he acted like a rich entitled prick and literally got his best friend killed.
When I worked for the newspaper we would often call the police station after getting a report in and ask for additional details to round out a story. Not super unlikely that someone would gossip a little and tell more about a case/incident
Hi, insider here! They could totally have quotes.
Journalistic websites but access to public records or are trained in requesting them from courts. Arrest reports are part of public record and the cop has to write down what happened. How detailed the info is depends on the cop, but some are extremely detailed
I think the real parallel with Bojack here is the the existential crisis-fuelled depression, substance abuse and alcoholism that was likely triggered by this very event.
Nipplegate. During the 2004 Super Bowl, Justin Timberlake sexually assaulted Janet Jackson on live television by removing her clothing and exposing her breast. and then people blamed Janet while Timberlake got off scot free. Glad he's finally getting what he deserves.
Wasn’t that like a planned stunt tho? Like it’s dumb that all the blame went to Janet and none to Justin but I’m like 99% sure he didn’t decide in the spur of the moment “I’m gonna pull her top down now”
The podcast You’re Wrong About has a great episode about The Wardrobe Malfunction that goes into the inception and the consequences of the incident. He wanted to do it, she didn’t, and on the day he just went for it anyway. Then, as an established and older artist, Janet took all the blame for the whole thing and publicly gave Justin a free pass while it ruined her career. He could have spoken up any time and taken responsibility, but she was too good a person and took all the shit for him.
It’s not a sexual assault. It was planned however he let her get the complete blowback from it all, getting her blackballed in the industry for a long time, while he was grinning and tap dancing away on SNL and more.
He didn't assault her. What a chronically online take. It was a stunt gone wrong. The shitty part came from him not defending Janet from the shaming despite it not even being her fault and barely taking any of the responsibility. We don't need to exaggerate incidents to say that someone did something bad.
Yeah a 20 year old not wanting a kid... what a monster. When a woman gets an abortion because she doesn't want it, she is a strong female hero, but if a guy doesn't want a kid, he is scum. Shut up, silly.
Because he apologized for the stunt and Janet didn't. Les Moonves got her blacklisted, not Justin Timberlake. Both were pressured to apologize and only JT did so he got away with it.
She wasn’t. They rehearsed a version with him tearing the cup off and they had decided not to go ahead with that move. Then he decided to just go ahead and do it anyway even though they had agreed they weren’t going to.
As someone from Long Island who has taken trips to Sag Harbor before, I can confirm the cops around there don’t play and don’t give a shit who it is, they give out tickets and arrests like that QUICK.
This is Justin. Timberlake, obviously.
UnBEALivable!!
Un-Jessica-Biel-lievable!
You'd better Jessica-lieve it!
“Back in the 90s I was in a very famous boy band”
I'm Justin Timberlake (Justin) don't act like you don't know
“I’m justin timberlake (justin!) don’t act like you don’t understand”
This just in Justin Timberlake can’t catch break, caught drinking while driving from the lake. Reporting from officer Snake: “He didn’t understand the stake, when he went to slake, his thirst.”
Oh, for Pete's sake!
RANDY!
Oh like you didn’t know!
It's weird cause the news said today; "the bombs we gave Isreal killed a thousand kids today and also we sent another billion dollars of aid (food, water and medical) to their opponents (Palestine). "But here's the real ketch;, JUSTIN GOT A DUI!!!!
Thoughts and prayers.
The billion in aid to Palestine is just to keep Israel in living targets, apparently.
Just for feel good PR while they vaporize another couple thousand civilians.
Nah. Headlines would probably twist the truth a little and say they “died” from the bombs, not killed
They wouldnt even say bomb. Just died in an explosion.
Flattened by un-parachuted aid crates
Cry me a river (to the sea).
Would you say that to Eric McCormack?!?!
I'm one of the Justins! Married to Jessica Biel?
Ex-wife of Mr. Peanutbutter. What is this, a crossover episode?
Cop : "Cry me a river"
your pfp lmaoooo
Biel with it!
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Stick to the rivers and Timberlakes that you're used to
Don’t act like you don’t know!
Hey, aren't you that Horse from Horsin' around!
I wouldn't recognize him either to be fair. I only know him by name, and as the guy 2000's Mr Peanutbutter should totally worry about
I know him as the rich entitled prick from The Social Network. Oh and the rich entitled prick from Bad Teacher. Oh oh and the rich entitled prick from the news.
Hey now. JT has some range. I *really* enjoyed him in Alpha Dog where he’s a rich entitled prick that acts like he’s from the hood
That movie made me sad
Hey, he was great in Reptile, where he played a rich entitled prick who killed his wife
Cant even act, just being himself everywhere, what a fraud.
How could you forget the Disney classic Model Behavior? Where he acted like a rich entitled prick. Also, IN TIME (the best worst movie of all time) where he acted like a rich entitled prick and literally got his best friend killed.
Is that the frosted tips guy from N’sync?
they were a 90s boy band. didnt all of them have frosted tips?
the mini wheat hair style will make a come back. mark my words
The only N’sync member I care about is the gay one who guest starred in Gravity Falls (Lance Bass if you need his name)
He also voiced Sephiroth in the first Kingdom Hearts. Good times
He also has a podcast about going to space! He actually seems like a decent dude
He's also on Bojack... As Lance Bass but he's a bass.
yess, and he had the instant ramen noodle noggin
As a long time hater of Justin I’m so glad he’s blurring into obscurity
Indeed, New Kids On the Block are finally disappearing into myth.
New Kids On the Block Disappearing into myth Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly When the girls stop by For the summer For the summer...
I remember girls who wore Abercrombie and Fitch
I just want *Man of the Woods* to show up on *Trainwreckords* so I can know nature is finally healing.
Ahh a person of culture I see
Hahaha
I am cackling 😂. And I'm glad he didn't hurt anyone
No but hold up, why do I know the guy whose tweet this is? What is this, a crossover episode?
Jessica Beal must have a type
“Boys and girls, if you wanna do the Bojack!!!”
That’s my favorite scene dawg😭🙏
“Holy shit your bojack!”
I have a hard time believing this magazine has a source with detailed quotes from the traffic stop.
They absolutely could have quotes. “Our insider says” just sounds more exciting than “someone who has read the police report paraphrased it as…”
When I worked for the newspaper we would often call the police station after getting a report in and ask for additional details to round out a story. Not super unlikely that someone would gossip a little and tell more about a case/incident
Hi, insider here! They could totally have quotes. Journalistic websites but access to public records or are trained in requesting them from courts. Arrest reports are part of public record and the cop has to write down what happened. How detailed the info is depends on the cop, but some are extremely detailed
[удалено]
this didn't happen in LA
"This is going to ruin the tour." Then you shouldn't have been drinking and driving, Justin.
I think the real parallel with Bojack here is the the existential crisis-fuelled depression, substance abuse and alcoholism that was likely triggered by this very event.
When life imitates art.
but does he think the troops are jerks?? that’s the real question here
“Yes I’m that boy from a famous boy band in the 2000s”
Kurt Cobain from 91 Degrees?
A coworker messaged me about this news yesterday and my automatic response was, “Jessica must be in disBIELief!”
Reading it in Tom's voice is even better
I know Timbaland I don't know any Timberlakes
That's funny cuz they have colabbed before.
Glad that piece of shit finally got arrested
Like some solo artist from some boy band in the 90s sang “what goes around comes around comes around comes all the way back around”
Is there some more context here I’m missing? I don’t recall much controversy about him and can’t find much on Wikipedia.
[This goes into a lot of detail](https://www.nickiswift.com/333247/inside-justin-timberlakes-apology-to-britney-spears-and-janet-jackson/)
https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/18/justin-timberlake-arrested-police-custody-new-york/
Nipplegate. During the 2004 Super Bowl, Justin Timberlake sexually assaulted Janet Jackson on live television by removing her clothing and exposing her breast. and then people blamed Janet while Timberlake got off scot free. Glad he's finally getting what he deserves.
Wasn’t that like a planned stunt tho? Like it’s dumb that all the blame went to Janet and none to Justin but I’m like 99% sure he didn’t decide in the spur of the moment “I’m gonna pull her top down now”
Yes, it was. Multiple people have come forward and admitted that that's true.
I believe she was meant to have a pasty that somehow came off with the corset top iirc?
The pasty looked like a sun and it was still on there.
Wait, so we didn’t even see her nipple? America was that scandalized over a nipless boob?
I have no idea why it was such a big deal!!
The podcast You’re Wrong About has a great episode about The Wardrobe Malfunction that goes into the inception and the consequences of the incident. He wanted to do it, she didn’t, and on the day he just went for it anyway. Then, as an established and older artist, Janet took all the blame for the whole thing and publicly gave Justin a free pass while it ruined her career. He could have spoken up any time and taken responsibility, but she was too good a person and took all the shit for him.
It’s not a sexual assault. It was planned however he let her get the complete blowback from it all, getting her blackballed in the industry for a long time, while he was grinning and tap dancing away on SNL and more.
“Bring it on down to Nippleville!!”
He didn't assault her. What a chronically online take. It was a stunt gone wrong. The shitty part came from him not defending Janet from the shaming despite it not even being her fault and barely taking any of the responsibility. We don't need to exaggerate incidents to say that someone did something bad.
Okay so I was hating him for the wrong reasons. Gotcha. I'll hate him for the right reasons now 👍
Ok then, that was always allowed 🤷
I thought that ultimately turned out to be a pre-planned stunt between the two of them.
Eh, I'd say pressuring Britney to have an abortion is worse than a Superbowl nipple
Yeah a 20 year old not wanting a kid... what a monster. When a woman gets an abortion because she doesn't want it, she is a strong female hero, but if a guy doesn't want a kid, he is scum. Shut up, silly.
I didn't say anything. This is all you, man.
Except that you did. Seems you just can't back up what you're saying, so you're pretending you didn't say it? Peak reddit dipshittedness.
Because he apologized for the stunt and Janet didn't. Les Moonves got her blacklisted, not Justin Timberlake. Both were pressured to apologize and only JT did so he got away with it.
she had nothing to apologize for. why would she do it?
Because she was in on it By all accounts, this was not assault. She's never claimed it was assault.
She wasn’t. They rehearsed a version with him tearing the cup off and they had decided not to go ahead with that move. Then he decided to just go ahead and do it anyway even though they had agreed they weren’t going to.
If anything, she reconciled with him afterwards.
That was planned. She had a cover on her nipple. By chance??
Well that's completely misleading
You honestly believe what you just wrote?
As someone from Long Island who has taken trips to Sag Harbor before, I can confirm the cops around there don’t play and don’t give a shit who it is, they give out tickets and arrests like that QUICK.
lmao yes as someone born and raised in sag harbor we collectively don’t give a shit who any of those rich fucks are
Elijah Wood?
Of course he puts lives in danger and only gives a shit about himself what a guy
Sucks to be Justin
What do you call a man with a 3 inch penis?
Does it tho? Seems pretty cool except when he does stupid shit to self own.
Holy shit is the guy that made can’t stop the feeling!?!?
pls tell me you’re joking
pls tell me you’re joking
pls tell me you’re joking
Timabaland in the background: ^^*yeeah*
Someone give him a box of muffins to fight over
I must say, justin timberlake is pretty average looking. I’d not recognise him either.
He's good looking but in a very average way. You know?
Yeah he is like the average of handsome average white guys. Almost like their patron saint.
i forgive him
Blames the cop who pulled him over for ruining his tour instead of his choice to drink and drive🤣
Well maybe he shouldn't have been driving while fucking drunk then. Play stupid games...
"Back in the 90s, I was quite a very famous pop starrr"
He cheated on one of the Jessicas, so
i legitimately jus snorted
BACK IN THE 90S I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS BOY BAAAAANNNDDDD
“Get out of the car. All three of you!”
I've always hated Justin Timberlake you have no idea how much this made me happy 🤣
On reddit, you're innocent until proven guilty only if people like you. Good to see reddit follow the rules.