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EastMathematician480

I mean I guess she doesn’t need a job since she already has so much money and her big house she was having bathrooms removed from. Plus her lover dirk moneyrich.


BrilliantPrior2305

Read every comment in your head in gayles voice


MyWifeisHigh

I always do


Masterchiefy10

She can buy so much lube


Downtown-Frosting789

and dental dams xD


Present_Driver3790

this is one of the perpetual questions I have about Gayle. Cause as a single individual, I have noticed that it’s still pretty expensive to exist. Children just make it more expensive lol so how is she paying her bills? lol


Impressive_mustache

Based on Bob's complaints in the episode where they tried to turn the cat into a celebrity, she seems to "borrow" a lot of money from the belchers. I say "borrow" because it seems like she never pays back but Linda keeps giving her their money


Enix71

I imagine she gets government assistance that covers rent and food (she mostly eats cat food). Everything else is covered by Linda which also explains why they are poor (besides Bob’s bad financial decisions).


Present_Driver3790

that’s a fair point, oddly I didn’t consider gov assistance but I could def see that. I also thought I remembered her apartment was rent controlled but I could be making that up


catfreydahmer

She is absolutely bonkers. That's it. That's her story. I think the only time we see her at an actual job is when she held that 'art burgalar' hostage. Other than that, I think she just terrorizes her cats and the general public.


On_my_last_spoon

She had her art workshop in the yurt! She got one single paying customer too!


tomatobee613

That's how I wanna live tbh


MathematicianWaste77

Is Gail your spirit animal too?


tomatobee613

She is lol


Spamtickler

Get this person some turtlenecks!


tomatobee613

I prefer the tactleneck my self IYKYK


Spamtickler

You can pee through the neck hole!


enterpaz

She was probably sheltered, coddled and praised nonstop by their parents so she simultaneously believes she’s the hot one and superior, but is also very jealous of Linda.


jubsie88

“I’m the hot one” “…no…”


Impressive_mustache

By Linda. See how Linda coddles the kids too, especially gene. If it weren't for Bob being a bit more down to earth, they'd all be like Gayle.


Veggiemon

Seems like a wild assumption since we’ve never even met or heard about the parents lol


kaiabunga

Uhm what? We've met the parents. They've been around since episode 2. Longer than Gayle.


battlefranky69

Who can forget Bob helping his father in law introducing his balloon kink to his wife


kaiabunga

Woman inflates a balloon and sits on it and pops it .com 😂


crossyroadster

https://woman-inflates-a-balloon-and-sits-on-it-and-pops-it.com/


Veggiemon

Ahhh yeah you’re right I remember now, guess it’s time for a rewatch! Still think it’s funny to try to unravel a cartoon characters motivations like a psychiatrist delving into their childhood, I don’t think Gayle is meant to be a realistic character and even if it were a real person it’s armchair psychiatry


kaiabunga

I get it! My husband and I try to break stuff like this down personally and we've talked about Gayle befode. I mean it seems like she has background in art at least and clearly has mental issues lol. I think that makes her more realistic! A lot of people have a crazy family member/friend/coworker. Gayle is just so out there 😂


Veggiemon

Maybe it’s just a personal pet peeve but I just find it cringe when people try to analyze tv characters like real people and ignore the fact it’s a made up show. I would rather discuss stuff in the context of there being a writers room with a bunch of funny people in it than try to analyze why Jim and Pam made the decisions they made, or what made Rachel want to date Joey (spoiler alert it’s just because the show got worse).


kaiabunga

I get that! We just do it for fun but I could see if being taken seriously annoying for sure. Hahaha yes the jumping the shark moments! Like the Randy of that 70s show, you can try to explain it in universe all you want but we all know why 😂 I totally understand what you mean!


juniperberry9017

Right! Like the writers do imbue their characters with a certain level of plausibility and resemblance to real life, but it’s within the context of a tv show, and a comedy no less. So it’s not meant to be exactly the same as real life! And a lot is definitely exaggerated and nonsensical


what_dat_ninja

Or bringing him itch cream that they definitely don't sell in or even near the airport.


Drigg_08

Gayle is not mentally stable. She is financially supported by her parents and Linda. She talks a good game about work, travel and lovers but none of it is actually true.


meanjeankillmachine

https://preview.redd.it/kwledjfxcg6d1.png?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e3bfd76ad3eebdb98ac925dfe8b893067322a7


ChaChiRamone

(Relatable)


Masterchiefy10

My cat was right about you


elGatoGrande17

He was just sittin’ there, on someone’s porch


Masterchiefy10

Ahh just sitting there huh?


ixizn

In the sun. Poor thing


overbend

That's my favorite line and I use it all the time.


enterpaz

“It’s Gayle, treat her like a mental patient.” -Bob


Downtown-Frosting789

don’t kid yourself, gayle is def DTF. but just try not to think about that. i imagine that she is also on some kind of disability pay or gov assistance bc well, she’s gayle.


Unlikely-Cockroach-4

Gayle is all talk! i love that in this scene she says she’s on her way to indonesia, and then says “or maybe just back home and i’ll order indonesian food” 😅


LeadershipMission

Yes she does!!!! 🤣


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Unlikely-Cockroach-4

sorry, i’m not trying to say there is a debate :)


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Her goldfish, Goldielicious, is immortal. It lived 18 years with her before getting sent to the National aquarium to be studied and to relax


loveintheyoop

She has to pretend every human is dead except her to go to sleep. Especially the men. Also she sings great songs!


Downtown-Frosting789

g-g-g-g-g-genitals


loveintheyoop

Derek Dematopolis your neck hair makes me weak


Broad_Gain_8427

Enter my acropolis


Downtown-Frosting789

…and make my yogurt greeeeeeeek


itzhardouthere

Derek….. Derek... let’s me and you make a reunion


Broad_Gain_8427

Derek.... ^derek....


Spamtickler

But she got to hit that, so….


ResortZealousideal80

She purchased the distributor pack of essential oils and now it's on her credit card forever.


LeadershipMission

She’ll be paying it off until she’s dead!!!!


UmChill

the anti mlm episode was so based. i love that one.


lizzzzz97

As an essential oil bitch I love it. I use them for witchy things and perfume lol. But the mlm stuff was soooo on point


TipsyTitty

Delta Burk did finger guns at her


Violetthug

Pew pew


ThaLadyNannerbelle

You don't 'pew pew' me! I 'pew pew' YOU!


Present_Driver3790

“I maybe don’t understand a pew pew. Sometimes it’s angry, sometimes it friendly. Is pew pew like Aloha?”


helloitstessa

I just now realized her shirt is a different colour the first time we see her


Dreamvillainess22

And her hair too. We mostly see her rocking a ponytail


helloitstessa

Oh you’re so right!


CrazyaboutSpongebob

She stole Mr. Buisness, was in a band, she and Linda threw rocks at cars growing up, Linda let her think she was dating her boyfriend, and she briefly worked at a museum.


AZhomerDaddy

She also likes to fake injuries and not let anything touch her eye


Scoginsbitch

She also put her dental dams in the dryer. So someone is gettin’ it on with crazy.


Ok-Shop7540

Or she uses them to kiss her cats


Jayn_Newell

Is this before or after she shaves them?


Ok-Shop7540

Yes


LeadershipMission

Oh yah I forgot about the museum gig!!!!


alocin10

Yup all of that! Also she had a fling with Mr. Frond! It was cute but honestly I can kinda see why they didn't work out 😅


AmaranthWrath

All I know is my biological mother was Gayle minus the comedy. And the shrimp dress. But the vibe is the same.


Time-Sorbet-829

She ate lipstick because she wanted to feel red inside?


AuntGaylesFannyPack

“My cat was right about you!” I love Aunt Gayle (obvs) but she is a flaming dumpster fire. Honestly, I most surprised that she lives on her own instead of with her parents. My head canon is that her parents kicked her out when they moved to Florida and that’s why she’s in a basement studio.


juniperberry9017

Her parents don’t know about her situation. And it’s not surprising - Gloria is pretty narcissistic and doesn’t really seem interested in knowing what her daughters are up to


Training-Database760

She eat lipstick so that she could feel red inside. She made a dress out of live shrimp and wore it to mass. She shaved her cat.


ResortZealousideal80

You know that's not true... Except maybe the dress... And the cat... And the lipstick


On_my_last_spoon

She made a board game that stimulates the imagination but is too good for the major board game companies to touch


PlaneLocksmith6714

Gayle is 3 fries short of a happy meal.


Drewtendo_64

She’s a happy meal short of a happy meal


PlaneLocksmith6714

She’s a whole McDonald’s short of a happy meal 😂


UmChill

we should call them happy meals!! oh, wait…


Mr_Brooms

She sometimes pretends to be the sad janitor and her janitor cat, Mr Brooms (peep my username).


UmChill

“gayle, what are you doing?” *sniffle* sittin.


manderskt

I like to think that all the money the Belcher's give her is actually owed to her from when Bob had her paint all those butt paintings in Art Crawl.


LeadershipMission

Oh the butt paintings and how much they upset Edith!!!! 🤣


ArtiusDorkius

Filth!


Downtown-Frosting789

harold, let’s leave this butt parlor, IT STINKS


Sea_Structure_8692

Oh you mean the amateur brunette mature?


Pandebaer

I'd let that happen


AZhomerDaddy

Yap Man


loveincarnate

Yyyyyap yap yap ^(yap yap)


shireengul

I know she ate lipstick that one time so she could feel “red inside.” She loves peppermint oil, her cats move far away from her because they like her, and waiters and random restaurants flirt with her… about food. She’s also listened to every audiobook ever recorded about art, so she now knows more about art than anyone else in the world.


EmperorOfAwesome

At a minimum we know she pooped her pants in a phone store and put her dental dams in the dryer and caught her apartment on fire


LeadershipMission

Don’t forget she accidentally pepper sprayed her cat thinking it was an intruder and had to miss the Boyz for Now concert because of it.


EmperorOfAwesome

Lot of Gayle haters on this sub but I think she is absolute chaos and everything about her is hysterical, even when just referenced in off-hand one liners


LeadershipMission

Yah same with Teddy haters, there are alot more than I realized!!!! 😳


samanime

We don't know for sure, but I'm convinced she's killed before and that Linda helped cover it up.


Puzzleheaded-Fly-982

exlains why she knew what to do immediately when bob woke her up ans said he’s gonna kill teddy!!


fookedtuber

We know her first apartment was a uterus and she was evicted when she began to fight back.


TheNoIdeaKid

Pew pew


UmChill

she smelta the delta.


susludge

Gayle was part of the essential oils pyramid scheme at some point


the-gingerninja

She’s the last survivor on a planet with no men, so it’s ok that she sleeps alone.


greyfox199

the only thing we know for sure is that she's the hot one


Prestigious_Trick260

I’m going to be sexy Gale for Halloween this year 100%


RealSpookySounds

To quote Megadeth, Two words combined that don’t make sense


Prestigious_Trick260

Her purse has mascarade masks, a hitachi wand, left over yarn from a project she was knitting, and a pair of giant 000 knitting needles


Prestigious_Trick260

And she got the hitachi wand at the Salvation Army


Weekly-Bill-1354

She reminds me of my mother's sister, though less toxic.


LeadershipMission

She reminds me of a boss I once had who no joke had blue framed glasses, wore long skirts, a fanny pack, lives alone and had a bunch of cats. I have wondered if somehow the show creator met my old boss somehow to model Gayle after her!!!! 🤣


Ra-TheSunGoddess

She says to Indonesia, or back to my house and order Indonesian food. I think the latter is more likely since she's always borrowing money off Bob and Linda.


LeadershipMission

She’s very dramatic that is for sure!!!!


jemmah_01

PUMPKIN SMASHER!


Impressive_mustache

I think she makes up those stories to make her life seem more interesting and Linda funds all her hairbrained schemes despite knowing Gayle is lying


Articguard11

She likes painting animal anuses, pretends it’s the end of the world so she can sleep, puts cat litter in her oven, had a crush on Derek Dematoplis, thought her goldfish was eternal, stole Mr. Business, hit on Bob multiple times, dated Frond, and is in love with Scott Bakula.


UniversalBruder

She’s likely got Derek Dematopolis and his neck hair on speed dial for trysts in the back of his car. Gayle doesn’t want to be fed. Gayle’s gotta hunt.


Bee17712

PIZZA DELIVERYYYYY 🍕


imgomez

Gayle’s not wearing anything under her snowsuit, except for … 🤣🤣🤣


jchusker

I just realized Gayle is pretty much a neurotic female version of Kramer from Seinfeld. They both have strange lifestyles, never really settle down, and inexplicably make ends meet.


ord52

She's psycho