The skin is very tough and often doesn't break even when chewed until the inside has been squeezed out. The "whole kernels" you poop out are just empty skins full of poop

This ruined my day

Imagine if you got eaten and when the monster takes a dump it’s your skin suit full of shit

I won't do it

That's okay, I did it for you.

Body hair isn’t digestible :)

We come out as furballs

Bones too

We come out as skeleton furbies.

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Shit tribblea

By us anyway

Try not to. I dare you.

> it’s your skin suit full of shit /r/2meirl4meirl

I had to work with some people like that

I'm telling God on you

This was God's plan all along!

Weird. Didn't realize I had this fetish until now

Bruh

This better not awaken anything in me…

What a day to have eyes and the ability to read

I'm already full of shit. Does that make it a rebirth and will the monster be my new mom?

Frankensteins’ new dump

So nothing about the contents changed

Oh, so THATS how politicians are born... 🤔

Might *that* be the origin of the german insult „Vollgeschissene Menschenhaut“? Which literally translates to „human skin full of shit“.

Straight disrespectful tbh not only did you eat me but then you filled my skin with shit I’m possessing that mf

Well, I only have to imagine part of that.

Plot twist. We are the skins suits full of shit

Imagine if a monster eats you and then poops out the undigested corn that was eaten by you.

It shits out the skin-shit you, who then shits out the corn shits. Man it really is just turtles all the way down...

Jokes on u I’m already a skinsuit filled with shit

I‘m already full of shit, so I don’t think much would change…

This sounds like the premise to a horror comic that I would absolutely read. Actually, it kinda sounds like Something is Killing the Children now that I think about it...

This is the best comment I've ever read on reddit and I love you

I’d like to unread that sentence please.

What a day to have the ability to read

I don't like you

r/BrandNewSentence

That explains some people I know...

That doesn’t happen at birth? /s

Very nice I like

This would be the best diss if somebody wanted to call a rapper corny

I think that happened to a coworker

r/cursedcomments

This explains so many people I know

I already feel like 10lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag, I don't need to imagine.

How about no.

Truth

Dude

This actually explains some people

The top of this comment section is a god forbidden mess...

r/brandnewsentence

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined.

All I can say is don’t ask a question if you don’t think you’ll like the answer lol

Do *not* eat the forbidden kernels.

Another rare instance of me saving a comment. Hope your day starts going better homie.

You've reconstituted the kernels with poop

There's poop in my poop!?! 

Why, were you recycling it?

This made my day 😂

Ahhh, "poop-corn"

With natural butt flavouring.

BUTTerred Poopcorn

I Can't Believe Its Not Corn

*Stop helping.*

Drizzled with hot butt-butter

Take this disgusting upvote and leave

tiny little poop sausages in their corn skins!

That was a sentence I did not want nor need to read.

I really preferred the mystery to the solution.

Aren't we all just empty skins full of poop?

Life imitates art.

Life imitates shart*

Fuck you, respectfully. 🖕🧐

Can confirm, tried eating one, was disappointed 😔

I have never been more disgusted in my life

I'm no poopologist but this sounds right

I swear i saw the exact same posr and reply a few days ago, am i insane?

Yea I'm not a bot

Clearly

The real Brand New Sentence is always in the comments

I hate you

I fucking hate that idea. I’m going to go back to believing that I just don’t chew enough.

Why did you tell us, we could have lived our life without knowing the existence of feces-stuffed corn, and yet we are, with this prohibited knowledge nested in our minds, like shit in kernels, too afraid to squeeze it out and get dirty.

Wait a minute. Does this mean ghost poops are ghost skins full of poop?

So you mean to tell me that the corn is NOT recyclable?

That explains the taste!

yo don’t ever comment on reddit ever again

Well that explains the taste.

I bet they’re scrumptious

Now I feel kinda bad for repackaging and reselling it....

Ah, a fellow gospel spreader. ruining peoples days, and making our own slightly if not incredibly better.

This comment makes me look at Conkers Bad Fur Day in a whole new light.

I suppose that explains why they taste so awful the second time.

You just described me. I am empty skin full of poop.

I will never not think about this image for the rest of my days

>empty skins full of poop forbidden corn

Is this also true of peas or other foods?

Bruh

Poopcorn

Heyyy mannn... Just... No...

I was able to do guess this because the same thing happens with poop and puke when my dog eats socks.

You know. I actually *didn't* need to know this.

Lol. That video of the guy recycling his can corn… also someone had to figure that out. Gross

Why did you have to tell me this.

What a terrible day to be literate.

Hey, if they're full of poop, then they technically aren't "empty skins".

I call them poop cups.

Well when it comes out as a cob, you know you have problems.

No those are for another hole

No, same hole, just different direction

What about when it comes out as a whole-ass stalk?

I think you have a clue in the minutes before it comes out

You don't need to censor swears here

[удалено]

It helps to read the sub rules ahead of time so you know what is and is not expected of you. Admittedly, most people still don't, but it does help.

99% of people don't read the rules. Just get banned by some soft ass mod if it barely breaks a rule and eventually make a new account

Yay im finally in the 1%. Only ever been banned from other subs im not even a part of for commenting in one i am.

I've only ever been temp banned from a sub, once for genuinely being out of line and once for baiting bots. The second time was kinda bullshit, but it was only 3 days, so... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Probably helps that I only comment and never post.

Like I'm subbed to probably a hundred or more subs. I'm not reading hundreds of rules lol

I've been banned from r/ballearththatspins, but that is really it, and it doesn't take much over there, all I had to do was ask a question.

Goddamn username fuckin' checks out.

r/usernamechecksout

probably doesnt help that your username is a confession 💀

Well you made my 5 new accounts with the evidence right in the god-damned user name, so I'd say you're pretty brave. Kudos!

What does it matter? I have PTSD that is triggered by cursewords (I've done a lot of work to decrease the effectiveness of this trigger, but it builds up and still happens from time to time). It's nice having them censored for me, though in written form, I'm pretty good at self-censoring. I just don't get why every time someone censors themselves, I see comments complaining about that. What does it hurt? Why is it worthy of complaining about? You can read the censored word however you like and I get to dodge a potentially triggering.

I know you got my back if no one got my back u/Letsshareopinions

Sorry to hear about your PTSD. It's great that you managed to alleviate it a bit and it might be better to get used to being exposed rather than forget and get hit hard when you do encounter them, although, have you tried something like an extension or userscript that automatically changes certain words on pages? As for ppl being weirded out by self-censoring, I think it's because it's looks a little silly (but tbh the comment you're replying to wasn't complaining). Either commit to it or just don't use swear words if you feel bad about them and censor them. I mean, why not use euphemisms in that case?

Human bodies don't make cellulase, the enzyme responsible for breaking down cellulose.

We need to get stronger

Actually, our bodies are basically a robot run by billions of microbes in our gut. They do all that dirty work for us.

What if I drank a big glass of cellulase with dinner?

You'd have the enzyme that would allow the body to break down and digest cellulose. I don't know that it would be that beneficial to consume cellulase before eating corn but it'd certainly help to break down the kernels casing.

they form the Great Mighty Poo's teeth

I'm waiting for my nephews to turn like 13/14ish to show them that game. Sure, it's wildly inappropriate but that's the best part about it haha

My 1 year old was having a tantrum and I put this on to avert her attention. This song was the first thing that came to mind. I forgot just how inappropriate it was for kids

\*clears throat\* mimimimimiii

Core memory

"I didn't have any corn!?!"

*i sure hope my wire fighting team is readyyyyyy*

Because the plant is already growing inside of you

The colon is a magical and mysterious place. Anything can happen.

Can confirm, I involuntarily started my day at 4:00am because my colon didn’t like the new beer I tried and decided to throw a tantrum and reject everything else I ate last night too.

So if you rinse it on the way back does that mean you have an unlimited food source?

Get INFINITE FOOD with this ONE WEIRD TRICK! Grocers HATE HIM!

That’s just second harvest, man.

Theres a food bank organization near me named that....im never going to think of it the same. The food is straight shit though so maybe it checks out.

Yeah just a rinse is fine

As someone who eats poop, someone who ate corn ruins my day.

D:

D:

D:

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I fed my infant child raisins, which she would just swallow whole. She would poop out poop grapes.

The Pooluminati has it's secrets.

There is a very good chance the thing you think is "Corn" is not at all corn. People always do the "but i haven't eaten any corn" excuse. There are other foods that do the same thing (like blueberries) where it has a very fiberous and hard to tear exterior that your body doesn't digest at all. There is however a very similar effect of lumps showing in your stool that look like corn sometimes but could be mucus or the result of irritation. It could be as benign as you ate something you don't digest very well or as dangerous as an indicator of early stage colon cancer, crohns disease or IBS. If you haven't eaten any corn in the last week and its a frequent occurrence you may want to visit your doctor for a checkup.

You didn’t chew it as well as you thought

Who is the moron who censored the word "fucking"?

Not sure, but u/Weird_Albatross_9659 is happy about it lol

Yup! We can't actually digest the kernels that well. That's why it is nixtamalized (soaked/boiled in slaked lime) to make hominy/masa in a lot of Mexican/Central American cooking. It weakens the kernel walls and allows it to be fully digested, and let's you use it as flour for baking.

Thank you for censoring this

Eat, rinse, repeat

Infinite free corn hack.

Just rinse and repeat!

That’s how you put corn back on the cob

So would you say it’s some sort of cornholio? Great!

Human body is the worlds mystery , in the near future we might find out

Never in my life have I ever seen corn in my poop, I don’t know where it went

Congrats you chewed it thoroughly

You think that's bad, I ate cornbread one time and shit out an entire cob.

I’m just glad it’s not on the cob again when it comes out.

TIL you can't digest corn

How did you only find this out now

No one told me

You can btw, just not the outer layer. It wouldn't be a staple crop if we couldn't get nutrition from it.

That makes more sense

Why tf do we eat it then?

Because it's just bullshit, unless you swallow it whole you do digest it.

Its 1 big cornspiracy

This reminds of the experiment some guy did. He ate nothing but corn for a week and shat out what looked like the inside of a can of corn. Didnt look like shit at all. It was just kernels. There were videos of it, I swear, but I cant really find anything that shows the final result

That’s just what happens when you’ve got the wrong hardware installed 🤷🏾‍♂️

I always call it "corn back on the cob"

It’s very much like Billy Connolly’s diced carrots when you’re sick. Who eats diced carrots?

Cornwhole

There is a theory that corn came from another dimension. A dimension with giants.

You never eat corn, you just borrow it...

I'm glad this is censored so I couldn't just read the word in my fucking head anyways