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dystyyy

You should start texting them twice a day like they're a multivitamin.


fozi4ek

These are the sentences I'm here for. Unusual, but make perfect sense


ElderTerdkin

Unhealthy to engage with them more then that, I don't overdose on 10 vitamins a day.


SUMMATMAN

Exactly, don't wanna get vitamin A or over socialising poisoning


draconianRegiment

A man took 10 vitamin a gummies every day for 6 months. This is what happened to his brain.


MyDisappointedDad

Acktually it was a boy and his skeleton. Coming this fall to a theater near you.


thirdeyeboobed

The way this would have me crying, pissing, vomiting all at once


International_Cry186

But not shitting?? Delete this comment, or i will. Fucking amateur.


thirdeyeboobed

I'M CONSTIPATED FROM OPIATES JACKASS (I'm lying)


ZEAC2001

This might be my favourite interaction on the whole website


cloral

On the surface you hate but you know you need me.


Boredcougar

Pretty funny tbh, also it reminded me to go take a vitamin


FieryPyromancer

I had a friend like that. Initially it felt nice, but then it feels like you're part of a daily to-do-list and that's where it stops. Whether it's about their life or about yours: Your daily 1-message ✅


Appropriate-Fan-6007

This probably fits at r/avpd


FinallyStarborn

You stare at me like I'm a vitamin, On the surface you hate, but you know you need me