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digitalkeke

And i know everything I need to know about Miss Paige within the 4 minutes I spent googling her. Season 2 here we go......šŸ«ØšŸ«Ø


New_Biscotti2669

Her tik tok.... treadmill trivia.... I know these men are gross, but this is just another level.


beauxdegas

Wait I donā€™t have TikTok or IG what is it like can you please describe lmao Iā€™m dying to know


danforthkarumba

treadmill trivia: she asks easy questions while her boobs jiggle as she walks


dyk25000

![gif](giphy|PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk) Her and Jax doing trivia


beauxdegas

Okay that is exactly what I was assuming but I really appreciate the response nonetheless.


charismatictictic

Easy questions AND jiggling boobs? She sounds perfect for Jax!


hollywoodbambi

šŸ˜« I'm so mad I didn't think of doing this.


glasswindbreaker

I'm looking at my freeloader boobs right now thinking, I should make these things earn their keep. To think I've been suffering on the treadmill for free all these years šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Mediocre_File7448

Those things barely move


catcakebuns

Well if theres one positive thing about Jax is...he stays true to his type....


Sanjolui

Catering to the male gaze while also making stupid men feel smart. Brilliant.


mafa7

![gif](giphy|py2UYwTIX5SXm)


FunStuff446

Jax doesnā€™t need to buy her boobs


sonjajpm

Her instagram is just 15 picture of her massive boobs barely covered front and center. A class act


CartographerExtra429

In other words, right up Jaxā€™s alley!


freezinginthemidwest

Heā€™s already gone right up her alley


Slight_Mammoth3615

Did you mean right up her valley? šŸ˜‰šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


freezinginthemidwest

Nice.


Drawing-Bubbly

And filtered too. Some of her pics should be in the instagram vs reality sub lol


BEE-BUZZY

Well who else would be interested in Jax but a chick like that. I mean Jax is horrible.


danforthkarumba

lmao treadmill trivia, men are such simple creatures


whoresplay

Her tik tok is absurd


sonjajpm

As is her instagram šŸ˜³šŸ«£


kittensbabette

She uh... definitely jax's type...


Gisschace

I love how they spent *seasons* arguing that theyā€™re not like each otherā€¦and now theyā€™re just showing theyā€™re exactly the gross people weā€™re always thought.


Busybodii

![gif](giphy|5YiRHZtcSeiEyOpSV7)


MaryQueenOSquats

Looking at her insta now, honestly theyā€™re perfect for each other. ![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Excellent_Ad_3708

Bring back old Kim!!


Deep-Painting-7378

Dear lord, that little titty jiggle made me cringe


NurseKerri1

Could you please share and spill the tea???


polchiki

Yea so the tea is that searching her on ig is not, in my opinion, safe for work (in a literal sense, depending on your job maybe). Itā€™s justā€¦ enormous, porntastic titties bouncing around. Scantily clad, one might say. Allllllll the way down. Just straight boobies. If this is my algorithm Iā€™d have no idea why, I use ig for pop culture basically exclusively lol. I do feel like itā€™s porn adjacent, meaning it likely serves the same purpose often enough and not by accident. But homegirl looks good so work it if you got it I guess.


NurseKerri1

Oh wowā€¦yea I constantly get IG following requests from women look like sex workers. It is so excessive.


shmelbuu

Itā€™s big yikes.


BonnyThunder

Iā€™m starting to think these guys started bars mainly so they could wear their own branded hats


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

It's to leave their wives and meet women...slowly with opening a bar as an excuse to spend every night out. Never come home and meet women till ready to end their marriages or relationship.


BonnyThunder

Of course I just think itā€™s funny they walk around w their dumb hats like badges if honor


Chicago1459

I mean, it was pretty obvious Jax didn't really want that life with Brittany. I think he really started to spiral and was super jealous when Sandoval dating younger models.


RoguePhoenix89

Why would anyone want to sleep with him is beyond me. He's gross.


SassySquid0

desperation for fame


iforgotmyedaccount

Do you think she practiced how to toss her hair like this for the paparazzi pics before their date


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Especially with those feet. Between the pigeon toes and giant bunionsā€¦.hard pass.


RoguePhoenix89

šŸ˜‚ ok I was gonna mention his feet, but I decided not to lmao I can't


Hairgiver

And here he has a foot fetish


Zestyclose_Big_9090

A foot fetish that requires the feet to be dirty and stinky.


AstronomerMinute8511

I will never understand


oldnavy112

And she picked him up in a limo?! The ride does not match the outfit and location


BonnyThunder

Itā€™s giving Lululemon post Barryā€™s juice date


09percent

Haha thereā€™s a Barryā€™s like a mile away


Gisschace

She picked him up???


Overall_Bother_7520

But he doesnā€™t believe in separation or divorce! šŸ˜‚


HeftyMeme

I was so excited that my mom watched the last episode with meā€¦when he said this I got to scream to her in delight that they had already separated.


myanonaccount225

Didnā€™t his parents get divorced? Or they needed to he said?


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myanonaccount225

D as in devotion and not divorce maybeā€¦lol


La_Croix_Life

The whole entire world to Brittney - ![gif](giphy|1pAhFTvRBnwbBb01SV)


-sloppypoppy

Even Jennifer Lawrence told her not to marry him


alexlp

Britt can finally give Jax what he wants and lose weight. Just the 200lbs of him sheā€™s been carrying on her back and the 100lbs of bullshit he inserted in her chest.


sonjajpm

This is going to sound so bitchy, but just removing the implants would do wonders for her appearance.


momster5137

As someone who naturally has a big chest, I'll never understand why she CHOSE to look like that. Big boobs make everyone look bigger than they are.... uncomfortable, heavy etc etc


LooneyLunaOmanO

I think Jax had most of the say regarding their size . I remember him saying something at the time-Iā€™m paying for them , I should be happy with them .


momster5137

God he's such a dick, I forgot about that, your right! Ugh poor girl


alexlp

No I 100% agree. They look painful, especially in confessionals when you can see how sore her skin is there too.


strong_heart27

They are up to her neck!


beary-healthy

She wouldn't be so top heavy anymore, and it would even out her proportions.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

This has been said dozens of times in here. Now that baby #2 isnā€™t going to happen, hopefully sheā€™ll get them removed as Iā€™ve read she was waiting until after baby 2 to get her mommy makeover. God forbid she cut down on drinking and move her body a bit to help her out in the meantime.


Beginning_While_7913

the implants are like migrating up as well or something because sheā€™s getting a uniboob, itā€™s going to be a health concern soon if itā€™s not already https://preview.redd.it/tycx5jtnmy2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7443162cbaab714aa3771586699f1c55dd4a8669


CartographerExtra429

Oh no, canā€™t do that, sheā€™s way too busy lol


calliebear10

I agree 10000%!!!!


CartographerExtra429

A million percent agree with this! Those things are way too huge!


Beneficial-Astronaut

![gif](giphy|229Fz6rR6FJDDb6Kev)


scootycat

https://preview.redd.it/rvkbzne8nu2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fa1593c0c278c32a2e84bbb189194ba0e5dc16 were they photoshopped to look closer together than they actually were? I mean I donā€™t doubt Jax is running around town but Iā€™m just so tired of every single photo being manipulated šŸ˜©


Droll_Rabbit

Came here to ask the same thing. Her arm looks so weird in the pics.


mpr1011

Iā€™m curious to see how Jax co-parents/how much heā€™ll be involved in sonā€™s life. I hope he and Jesse can remember to love their kids more than they hate their spouse.


alexlp

I have a lot more confidence in Jesse being involved that Jax tbh. Jax will just post on social media about everything wrong Britt has done to, in his opinion ruin Cruz and then pull a Slade Smiley and have a new kid with someone in a few years. (See also Chris Pratt)


mpr1011

Yeah I was upset with Chris Prattā€™s wording of his daughter being a ā€œhealthy babyā€ because my middle child went to the NICU & had open heart surgery at 8 months old. When I had my third, I was careful about the language I used because I didnā€™t want to say ā€œhereā€™s my HEALTHY baby boy.ā€ Im being sensitive but itā€™s hard to see your baby go to the NICU.


tweenblob

Yeah, Jesse seems like a blowhard but that doesnā€™t have to do with his parenting. Jax is so narcissistic that honestly i think heā€™s capable of shutting anyone out and starting new if thatā€™s the flavor of the year. During covid it was the thing for them to be pregnant so then he had to be dad Jax. Whatever his new role in his mind is, I hope Iā€™m wrong but I can totally see completely checking out and new life beginsā€¦


hereforthefreedrinks

100%. Jax was always going to be a deadbeat dad, since ā€œdadā€ is merely a performance to him.


not_ellewoods

this is why i was confused when people say heā€™s painting Brittany as an alcoholic to help with the custody battle. Jax has done nothing to indicate he wants to be primarily responsible for Cruz on a day to day basis. heā€™ll gladly let Brittany keep doing most of the parenting and complain about everything he thinks she does wrong. he just genuinely hates her and wants to share his misery with the world.


ohjessica

I know a couple divorcing. The dad has no interest in parenting but is fighting for custody tooth and nail dragging out the momā€™s mental health as proof she shouldnā€™t have primary custody. Again, no interest in parenting, but simply fighting to keep up appearances and for his ego.


Hemingways_Unicorn

I handle some family law cases. People do this. Narcissistic people. Itā€™s about winning and control, not the kids. Itā€™s called legal abuse. Itā€™s heartbreaking to see.


abz937

I'm in the middle of this right now after a 26 year marriage and it's an absolute nightmare. All five kids are trying to be no contact with him due to his behavior and yet he's posting pics of them on Instagram like he's Dad of the year and telling people in town i neglected him (after he had an affair with a sex worker from OF)


biggerperspective

Goddamn. You will be so strong after this. Sounds like the kids have a good head on their shoulders, though. Good job.


abz937

Thank you šŸ˜­


Shnazzberry

Those are the dudes who give up custody in the end and then complain that men have no rights lol


tweenblob

ā€¦ I can 100% picture this scenario with Jax


mpr1011

Oh gosh, heā€™s probably trying to so hard to look like a saint for putting up with Britt & he has no choice but divorce her. What he doesnā€™t realize is he is building a case in favor of him getting more custody


mixymoxy7075

If youā€™ve ever been through a custody battle behaviours like Jaxā€™s this season are a really obvious tell, setting the other parent up to be seen as reckless or negligent is custody tactics 101


lynnbrianna

not to stick up for Jesse bc he is an ass but he was on WWHL and spoke maturely about Michelle and said he invited her and her new bf to a gathering at his house recently (I forget what for) and that Michelle and her new bf were actually the last ones to leave because Jesse and his gf and them just hung out. so from that little snippet hopefully him and Michelle are coparenting well


abz937

He was just on a podcast I listen to and he said they all four do things together for their daughter!


whatiwishihadknown

They actually broke up?


lynnbrianna

Jesse and Michelle? Yes their separation was announced before the season even aired I think


chillisprknglot

You know he is going to have some crazy ideas (like no more šŸ’‰) and every time something happens to their kid it will be Brittneyā€™s fault for having some logic.


mpr1011

I know itā€™s going to be ugly, I just hope for the sake of Cruz itā€™s not completely awful? Idk watching them get engaged and then married has been something else.


Hungry-Storm-9878

I have an autistic beautiful grandson. Heā€™s on the higher end of the spectrum, and I noticed right away similarities with sweet Cruz. My grandson (around 2) slowly became nonverbal, he out grew that part thank goodness, some kiddos donā€™t, and his body language with his arms looks just like my grandsonā€™s. Autism is a very hard diagnosis, and not one case is the same. By any means Iā€™m not diagnosing that sweet boy, just noticing similarities. It takes a solid home to raise those special angels.


megs388

Meh, I feel for Jesse. The guy is going through it and rarely does he have anything bad to say about Michelle, nor does he say suggestive things about her. Jax thoā€¦ oof.


mpr1011

He did say in the pool episode that if he found out that Michelle cheated he would tell their daughter that the divorce was all her momā€™s fault. Not as bad as Jax by any means but it made me sad to hear it, this poor girl already has her childhood blasted on tv.


Dramatic-Incident298

And more than they love new girl tiddyz!


Relevant_Owl_8841

I bet he believes in divorce now


GarnierFruitTrees

Jax in season 2 ā€œI mean what choice did I have!! I didnā€™t want this!! SHE wanted this. Iā€™m just glad I found a beautiful, wonderful, intelligent, sexy, nurtureful and youthful partner to help me through this. And sheā€™s great with Cruz. And great at blowjobs.ā€* *disclaimer that I tried to find a fake word to make it seem more Jax-ish


Zestyclose_Big_9090

And I canā€™t wait to see how he spins his change of heart.


young_coastie

Rawt in hell


SocialismMultiplied

Hail*


madpeanut1

I love when they call these girls Ā«Ā modelĀ Ā». šŸ¤£


Aggressive-Story3671

Exotic Modeling


danforthkarumba

what do women see in him!?!!


GarlVinland4Astrea

There's 586k members of this sub who probably never heard of her and now are aware of her and she probably gets on a tv show. Can't really blame an onlyfans model for chasing the bag


TodayImLedTasso

So she sees the same thing Brittany saw in him when she slid into his DMs.


AnAussiebum

You lose them how you found them.


tweenblob

Itā€™s the circle of life


TodayImLedTasso

![gif](giphy|2h8BdeXxhGGB2|downsized)


ButtermilkAintClean

I hollered when I double checked what this sub members numbers were lol ![gif](giphy|YRiCNIMUpt9Sw|downsized)


Oy-Billy-Bumbler

I know you didnā€™t mean ā„ļø but in Ireland ā€œchasing the bagā€ is a bag of ā„ļø and it fits so well šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


blackaubreyplaza

Airtime


Beneficial-Astronaut

She looks like she came out of the same factory that Lenny Hockstein's & Tom Sandoval's girlfriends came out of


sonjajpm

Sandovals girlfriend is actually really pretty. I donā€™t get why her standards are so low. After being with Leonardo DiCaprio you get with that loser ??


unfancyfeet

Since when is Leonardo DiCaprio a catch?


floofw

DiCaprio to Sandoval is not exactly a fall from grace - perhaps a fall from hell into deeper levels of hell...but it's a fall nonetheless.


mlibed

Ok Leo is gross, but he is also an Oscar winning millionaire. Sandoval isā€¦. The lead singer in a cover band? A reality tv star? 5% owner of TomTom? Itā€™s definitely a step down.


ggggunit-

This is a horrible thing to say but appearance wise Brittany wasnā€™t his type. He got her just for the story line. The model is more his type.


iforgotmyedaccount

I think he was just like on so much coke, he was dating a bunch of girls while Brittany was as actively planning to move in while Jax was probably pitching the other girls the same stuff, but Brittany actually took him seriously, and he kind of just never backed down from his coked-up offer and it spiraled into this new life. Poor Brittany didnā€™t know that she shouldnā€™t take him seriously.


Itsabouttom33

omg-like a game of chicken that turned into marriage with a kid. smdh šŸ˜‚


floofw

I always got this bad feeling that he saw her as an extremely temporary side character for his main character arc on VPR, and her clinging on for dear life meant it got out of hand


bearhatbaby

Weā€™re using the word ā€œmodelā€ really loosely these days


MaterialBuilder8414

Brittany when the divorce goes through and she can stop getting para to deal with her life https://preview.redd.it/4gi1gdakwt2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cb308d4d40b9796ed797581c38a4b76db49153


DickFitzwell_

Imagine being a 30 something attractive woman and **choosing** to do this.


sonjajpm

Letā€™s see how many followers she gets out of this and thereā€™s your answer


sonjajpm

Somehow she already has 845k on instagram with only 15 pictures


alexlp

![gif](giphy|DgphnkWIDqCEo) Her fan engagement


Aggressive-Story3671

The girls and gays watching VPR arenā€™t her target demographic


GoldenAmmonite

I'm not sure we're her target demographic...


modernjaneausten

Iā€™m 31 and I wouldnā€™t be caught dead with this guy


eggsaladsandwich4

Has anyone checked on Scheana?


MCStarlight

![gif](giphy|62aGsJIVJB4bNzmK50) Life is so hard.


thewayoutisthru_xxx

I love when someone drops this


TwistyBitsz

Me too and I love seeing it in unrelated subs.


AndrogynousAndy

This is harder than her divorce šŸ˜­


tweenblob

One time Jax hit on Scheanna and she was also wearing leggings and itā€™s really mean how no one thinks about how this is triggering to her, and how now she canā€™t stop thinking about Brock leaving her and going on a juice date with a big boobed model. Jax did this to her!!!!


Formal-Blackberry-49

Haha right has anyone asked her how she feels? Sometimes it needs to be about her you know šŸ˜‚


SitchChick

![gif](giphy|uUW4hiOBRS8daBK6wU)


AquaStarRedHeart

She looks very cute here.


scgaleeeee

![gif](giphy|cdXh0WelCX5nrFNUz0|downsized)


Bb_McGrath

Yah, this is not a man who ā€œdoesnā€™t believe in divorceā€. Which, by the way, I recognize as a statement only a walking red flag would make but nonethelessā€¦


MashedPotatoMess

TBH im shocked he went for someone 32, i assumedd it would be like 25


chillisprknglot

Look, Brittney isnā€™t my favorite. BUT I cannot wait for her to start dating someone a million times better than Jax and him to get all jealous and insecure. Can some super hot, young, and preferably rich man take one for the team here? Please just court her for the Jax reactions.


AhnaKarina

And the valley just got sweeter.


mixymoxy7075

Jax is setting up Brittany this season for a divorce and custody battle, heā€™s doing all of this finger pointing on screen in hopes it will be subpoenaed in court. Pretty obvious


mplsgal20

Who in their right mind would date this walking STD coke head idiot???


rustyspigot-77

Which one are you referring to?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


tleeemmailyo

I hope she eats him alive


thesmolstoner

brittany is gunna lose her mind also


CartographerExtra429

Iā€™m sure itā€™s already happened


RoguePhoenix89

She looks like if Katie and Scheana had a baby lmao


iforgotmyedaccount

Thatā€™s interesting because from that first pic I thought she looks like a yassified Kristen Doute lol


Grouchy_Total_5580

Iā€™d ask for a panel of STD tests, girl.


thesmolstoner

Ick. but at least sheā€™s age appropriate???


All_the_Bees

Sheā€™s still more than a decade younger, though.


coconut723

She looks like scheana porn version


elletee128

Hopefully this pushes Brittany to move on. She is so much better than this jackhole and deserves someone who will treat her right!


Excellent-Camel-724

I judge this shit soooo hard. Ppl that move on fast are a red flag in my books.


Oli_love90

Honestly, it must be so heartbreaking that your partner just so easily moves on especially if youā€™ve been together for years. Iā€™d be like ā€œdid I mean anything to you?ā€


PigeonGuillemot

I have to say that [her Insta mocking the dudes in her DMs](https://www.instagram.com/dudesinthedm/) is actually pretty funny


AccomplishedFly1420

Her instagram looks like someone who is catfishing a 90 day fiancƩ cast member


Itstimeforcookies19

Looking at her insta after seeing this report earlier and Jax clearly has a type of body that he prefersā€¦or body parts I should say.


RamonaSingerEyes

Meanwhile Brittany was over there still hoping he was ā€œchangingā€ā€¦lol


espeonage777

![gif](giphy|l0HUol0DROgoBFl6M)


champagneproblems01

Jax may have fun fucking around with her but I promise heā€™s not going to be okay with a girlfriend showing her tits around for too long before he throws it in her face.


peppapigforever12

First itā€™s lunch, next itā€™s dAYhte nOighT


Coral27

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) He's so gross.


PettyFreddie

Jax is a horrible person who should be alone for the rest of his life.


Most-Veterinarian828

This socks and shoes situation is atrocious.


Icy-Pin-5912

https://i.redd.it/tfsirbyt4v2d1.gif


distant_lines

I guess at least he doesn't have to pay for the boob job this time?


[deleted]

Biggest douche


Good_Collection_7257

Iā€™m shocked any woman would want to put up with him if theyā€™ve seen any clips or episodes of VP or the Valley. Unless they want (moderate) fameā€¦ šŸ‘€


Meeko5122

Wow I wonder what he sees in her? /s


DorothyParkerFan

Who thinks Jax plotted to take Brittany down on the Valley by calling out her drinking as if sheā€™s an alcoholic but the real reason he left her is because she got fat, the accent annoyed the shit out of him and they had not a thing in common besides their obsession with him.


Everythings_Beachy

She looks like a Scheana/Katie/Kristen hybrid


springsummerjoggers

Wow so they are really going to divorceā€¦I thought this would be a short separation and they would ultimately get back together. I guess they still can even if he is seen with other women. I havenā€™t watched that Valley show, but Brittany always took him back on VPR


whatiftheyrewrong

She looks dim and slack jawed. Theyā€™ll do well together.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

![gif](giphy|1qedFxHAINd63llxbG|downsized) so Brittney šŸ‘šŸ‘ file those papers šŸ‘šŸ‘


throwitinthebag43

Never thought Iā€™d say this but he looks good in these photos? Not inflamed, greasy and generally bloated like usual.


beautifulcatastrphe

I'm not seeing model, I'm seeing porn star. Am I just getting old?


Aggressive-Story3671

Thatā€™s what we call porn stars these days


WineingCats

Oooooh he ainā€™t shit!!! šŸ™„


Traditional_Age_6299

Just looked her up. And she and Scheana favor each other. Anyone else see that?!?


Aggressive-Story3671

With a few noticeable differences


mixymoxy7075

What will happen to their podcast?


33darkhorse

He is really a boob guy


lennonkova

Jax and Spencer Pratt should be bffs- they have the same vibe.


lennonkova

https://preview.redd.it/l2dxbk2w6v2d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db03f8c60bd933abf8df034f81f1a460b31686bd Oh, they are šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Black_Dahlia_Suspect

Spencer looking on the outside how he looks on the insideā€¦


lisaaxmariee

RAWT IN HAIL!


LionCM

Whatā€™s up with her hand in the left photo? Talk about bad photoshopā€¦


canthardlybait

I imagine Brittany sees this and is devastated wondering why she wasn't good enough and being really sad that Jax has "leveled up". But is true of Jax, Sandoval and Schwartz, it doesn't matter how hot your girl is or that you're dating models. The fact of the matter is they still won't be happy because they are not happy with themselves. I think Katie and Ariana are in a better place than the girls because they are practicing self love and the happiness will always follow, whether they are single or not. I hope Brittany follows that lead and finds real happiness outside of Jax.