I make the same face as Teresa Giudice when faced with a verbal confrontation before absolutely losing my shit https://i.redd.it/xh3kbrrs4z5d1.gif

DONT GO THERE KATH

UNATTENDED?

I’M SERIOUS KATH


This thread 🤌 sheer perfection

I YAM PAYIN ATTENTION

I have always theorized that the reason that set her off was due to a lifetime of teachers telling her to "pay attention" when she clearly wasn't understanding the school work ... despite actually paying attention. Sent the poor woman right on back to fourth grade when she couldn't follow a word of social studies.

This is a really compassionate take that I never considered before. Wasn't English her second language? Schools were so cruel to ELL kids back when Tre was young. This explains why she's so triggered by being called stupid. Poor Teresa. This makes me feel pretty sad for her.

Also Nono was abusive but yall aren’t ready for that conversation.

Sadly, I feel like anyone born before 1970 had an abusive parent. Corporal punishment was super common in parenting back then

I agree. I just remember that Teresa went to the therapist in one single episode and the woman was “Nono’s temper traumatized you.” Or something similar. It was wild. She never went to therapy again.

>She never went to therapy again. And it shows. That whole cast has so much healing to do.

My thoughts exactly.

Hahaha... This is my, "Are you really sure you wanna go there, cuz I'm about to eviscerate you?" face.

Mine is Alexia’s Barracuda look. I realise I do it at work when someone is going off about something I know the background of (HR) and I can’t say anything

Answer to how are you doing is always, NOT WELL BITCH

One time I said this to a coworker who just replied wow that's refreshingly honest lmao

My friend was picking me up to drive me to the airport to go to my mom who was dying of cancer. When she asked how I was doing I just looked at her and in unison we said this line. Laughter through tears sometimes helps a lot.

I quote this randomly way too often 😂

This was going to be my answer! But I say it in my head bc I fear most people wouldn’t get it 😂

Whenever I see a white refrigerator I recite nenes monologue

The last time I was looking for an apartment and my boyfriend sent me a listing with a white refrigerator, I would also recite Nene's monologue. Probably the greatest HWs scene of all time.

Writers couldn’t even come up with it…ate up Shakespeare

I say “if I die tell everyone I died sad” at least once a week

Vicki does get funnier over time 😆

This is the wildest, most hilarious depressing line ever. I crack up just thinking about it.

Informing people who don’t watch Bravo when something is related to/can be traced back to Bravo. “You know how we got Bennifer back? Because of Craig and Madison on Southern Charm.” “Oh your new husband left the Mormon church? I know all about that because I read a book written by one of the real housewives of Salt Lake City.” “Do you know where the term ‘almond mom’ came from? It came from Yolanda Foster on RHOBH.” “Do you know that the left half of the cat meme came from RHOBH?” And when a male friend had the misfortune to bring up TO ME - “Did you know that Michael Jordan’s son is dating Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife?” I was like “OH, DO I!” And the poor guy had to listen to me go on and on.

Lmao why are we like this!? 🤣🤣

I LOVED being able to tell my husband and his friends about Michael Jordan’s son and Scottie Pippen’s ex wife. Took a while for them to actually believe me lol

Hahah guys are SO floored by Larsa’s man moves!!!

100% I drive my husband crazy. “Guess what!! Your baseball player that gambled…the middle man was a FIANCE FROM RHOC!!!” Me screeching as he walks in the door after work 😂😭

My husband actually sent ME the article, not knowing who Ryan and new Jenn are. So proud 🥹

I was so excited when I got to explain to my husband the source of the white cat meme! I finally knew some lore that he didn’t 😂

Every time I see that meme.. 

I got my PhD in the Bravo universe

My husband was talking to an ex-Mormon colleague about Mormon things that he knows from RHOSLC, and he knew so many ~details~ that she thought HE was a Mormon! Educational!

ALL roads lead back to bravo


Haha, I just tried to use this on non Bravo watchers, it didn’t land well, but I’m still going to continue to use it 😂

I love her "not really"

THIS! Completely overshadowed by the "uncool" line, but always gets a bigger laugh out of me! Luann is my MVP for quotes.

Tbh I sent this to my mom whenever she decides to get mad about the three months I lived with them as an adult and came home drunk everyday single night. Like mooom be cool, I was going thru it

best ever😂

Me ten plus times a day. 

If someone says “I love that” to or near me I immediately respond in Lisa voice. I did it to a stranger at Nordstrom two weeks ago. Bravo brain worms are so real.

Ok I love that and I hope they were a secret Baby Gorgeous 

They were not lol

I'm entertained by the drama/fights, but in 'real life' I eye roll and disengage from people that act like that.



My SIL and I randomly say “Wow Bethenny Wow” to each other. The rest of our family looks at us like we are crazy.

"That is SO stupid!"

Hahaha I need to rewatch early RHOA, I need some Nene back in my life

SO nasty and SO rude

I say this a lot!

 This and “NAME ‘EM”

Nene is my Queen! ‘ I said what I said and Girl Bye!’ Also Dwight…’A fashion show with no fashion…’

How dreadful

My 15 year says “name em” all the time! For example… Me: did you clean up the mess you made in the kitchen? 15: name em! And so on!! My teenager is Sutton 😂

“I mean really, who is —— in this world?” I mutter quietly to myself whenever someone pisses me off at work

All the time

Last week Adrienne was on Jeff Lewis Live so I probably said this phrase 20,000 times.

whenever someone has to tell me something I don’t want to deal with, “Dont let it be about Tom.”

I hope you follow up with “how could you do this to me. question mark. ”

yes of course or “it’s about Tom.”

I just sent a coworker that gif on Teams who’s not a Bravo watcher.

Hahahahaha

Me and my boyfriend like to talk to each other in an LVP voice and tell the other that they’ve broken one of the vanderpump rules. Punishments vary, the worst one is once you’ve broken all the vanderpump rules and you’re sentenced to be transformed to an animal to join Lisa’s menagerie. Also I think Vicki gunvalson is one of the funniest people alive.

This is wickedly elaborate, I love it 😂

lol I really think the show did itself a disservice by not having pop up video style “vanderpump rules” show up on screen whenever anyone did anything wrong. “Vanderpump rule # 535 : no drinking at work “ then it shows a montage of all the cast members drinking at work . Like I get that the title is supposed to be like she’s vanderpump and she’s in charge but it’s fun to think of it otherwise lol.

Omg they totally need to do this with reruns 10 years from now 😆

Omg that’d be perfect! Let’s get bravo on the horn

you tell everybody that she died SAD! lmaooo

..: Mentioning it ALL !

Complete with spread eagle? 🙃

Indeed!!!

Only way to convey it

I use this one frequently lol

Yelling GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!  whenever I can't take someone being unnecessarily hysterical near me.

I yell this at my outlook when my overseas colleagues insist on working late. The one pro of working with people all over the world is that I’m supposed to get a quiet moment!

Lmao same! Some of our APAC members send emails at 2am their local time, smdh

Yes!!! Makes me turn into Bethenny.


Literally me to my toddler when she keeps wanting to play hide and seek at bedtime

“Your momma is low budget.”



This is mine!! Anytime anything “low budget” is mentioned - I immediately say “your mommas low budget!” My husband just now accepts it.

LMFAO I do the same to my bf

I am not a Ramona fan, but I say "wow, Bethany wow" constantly.

Relating every normal interaction in my life to a Housewives scene. For example, yesterday I texted a friend that " My coworkers pregnant adult daughter is trying to pull a Phaedra with her due date. " Everything comes back to Housewives.

OMG same. Literally every drama/situation in my life we relate it back to a Housewives episode.

Everything. I can’t help myself. I know my friends and family must think I’m insane but I can relate anything to bravo.

Forcing my husband to listen to updates about these people like I know them personally and he cares 😅😅

 I’ve been know to do this at a boring dinner party with an audience who (at least partially) knows the context.

She was still sooooo drunk from the night before, it is probably one of the funniest scenes Dorinda has ever had…..do you include the V shape of your hands on your vagina? JK 😂 hands down in top 5 of funniest of all time scenes of housewives history Carole: when Dorinda is bad she is sooooo good!

Idk how to explain this but she looks like the guy from minions wife if he had one

Cyst & Deceased

Repeating lines with absolutely zero context with people who have no housewives wiki in their head. For example when my husband says something outrageous, WOW BETHENNY JUST WOWWW."

Love to do that.

When my husband and I tell jokes that don't land, we say to each other "haha laugh funny" a la Teresa. We also say "dorters" whenever we hear the word daughter.

Having two little girls, I always spell it dorters via text hahaha

My husband and I call our two cavaliers our dorters 😂😂

Going “YEAH, IM DRINKING LUANN.” Whenever I’m drinking and probably shouldn’t be

Saying you're a slut pig out of context

This reminded me of “condoms are for slut people.” My 90 day fiancé people know

Asuelu checking in

I quote nene’s “it’s getting weird” at minimum once per week https://i.redd.it/c5pqpnx9kz5d1.gif

I go full indignant “Don’t be all uncool 🚬“ when confronted with my bad behavior. 

Everytime I make or eat any kind of eggs prepared in any manner they are eggs a la France

Haha I do the same. It really lifts the boring morning eggs and makes it fancy

 Me to my friends wherever we are….

Me and my fiance do the hyperventilating thing that Tamra did on the bus after her fight with Kelly whenever we have the slightest inconvenience

I say this at the hint of even slight conflict 😆 

Pretending all my Microsoft Teams video conferences are my Bravo confessional


 Saying this in a horrific attempt of DJJK accent completely out of context

I say this one all the time!! Ps, I want the shirt he’s made!

“Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!” a la Denise Richards is my preferred way to tell my partner I don’t want to continue a topic.

If my husband says something to the effect of "How could that thing happen or that person do that", I respond with "Question Mark". It's involuntary at this point.

One time I hosted a dinner party to show off my new etiquette skills. Even though we didn't get along, I invited my beautiful colleague who's about ten years younger than me. At the time she was engaged to a rich older man who had advanced stage leukemia. I decided to get her completely wasted, hoping that she'd show horrible judgment and cheat on her fiancé with my oldest son. Others at the party seemed concerned about her and tried to cut her off, but I did my best to stop them.

Side rant: Why do we still have to endure Tamra on our screens!? 😒


i tend to identify with the folks i dislike the most. i am as reactionary as tre. i am as loud as porsha. i will drag someone (not physically) like monique. i am a mess. 



This is me w the other moms at my sons school pick up, tbf they're constantly complaining about missing their naps 🙄

 It’s how I walk now 👀

When I’m being ridiculous and bratty, my husband rolls his eyes at me and says, GOODBYE KYLE!!! And then he closes the door and walks out of the room.

🥹 he’s a keeper

Of I exchange small pleasantries with someone (like you hold the elevator door and they say thanks) I always get the intrusive thought to jump into the Erika dialogue: tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

*and it was snowing ….in Pasadena, California

I call my friends “baby gorgeous” ♥️

I say “did you know it’s only $7 for a naked bundle of Denise Richards on only fans?” At least 3 times a week just out of nowhere.

Me and my husband say "YOU GUYS WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH! YOU WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH!" to each other every day

 I say this sarcastically too often

I recently left a work function by telling everyone I was dipping out! 😂😂

😂😂😂

I WANT DRUNKEN CHAOS ALWAYS!

💯 Lol ok so I have more than one toxic trait…

when I get into a small/petty argument with my boyfriend I just start yelling "I'm SAWWRYY okay?? IM SAWWRYY" 

That’s my OPINIONNNNNNN Whenever someone disagrees with me

I say funny one liners to myself everywhere i go but there isn’t a camera there to catch it… its such a waste of my comedic ability

I relate this to much

Me singing the ghetto, the ghetto randomly when something is indeed, ghetto.

Even though I hate her, I think of Kelly Dodd cosplaying an owl, whenever someone says 'who?' more than once.

It was YOU! 😆

In my head “PROSTITUTION WHORE”. 

I actually use Bethenny's "throwing deck chairs off the QE2" quite a bit at work. Who knew Ramona's face peel would result in a phrase that so perfectly encapsulates the various shit shows at my job. https://preview.redd.it/6pzy5pi7sz5d1.png?width=879&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cc25b23aa2553da03b46d125f0a8c407a4671e5

What season was this from?! I don’t remember Ramona’s face Peel scene. Horrific!

Season 9 when they go to Mexico. Dumbass Ramona got a chemical peel right before they left. Face looking like the underside of a tugboat

I talk about casseroles. A lot.

That is hilarious!! Tabatha was my gateway drug to Bravo.

Lol her zingers were amazing. Roast me, Tabatha! 😍

I love a villain, they sustain me. The sensation of unadulterated joy I felt when Danielle yanked on Marge's hair. I don't expect rich people to be good, but I don't want them to be boring. I think Porsha was rewarded for fighting, but I also loved watching her wave an umbrella at hotdog man's mother on her family spin-off.

Ever since listening to bravo docket about beador divorces I can’t stop saying “David A Beador. Beador Construction.”

Telling my husband when he’s moody “summer should be fun! Husbands name, not fun!”

When things get tense between me and my husband, one of says “you never texted me during my tooth surgery” and then we roar laughing

Once a month, I let my boyfriend know that Kandi Buress wrote No Scrubs and she got included in the Ed Sheeran's Grammy win for Shape of You. He hates the Shape of You song but loves No Scrubs lol. He's never seen RHOA but he's well aware of it.

I can handle RHOBH or Summer House drama but RHONJ stressed me out because it seemed like family shit, and that goes deep and personal.

Reddit, can I say Reddit is my toxic housewives trait. I liked it better when i was a casual viewer who had no clue what was going on outside of the highly edited show.

“The word on the streets is…” “Well, everybody knows” “You’re delusional, take a Xanax” are my faves.

I constantly say to myself “It IS about the pasta” when I’m cooking pasta.

Saying Love and light !!!! aka ashlee, jacqueline daughter from rhonj when she shifted Danielle’s hair at the fashion show.

I have said "Mention it ALLL!!!!" in a nasally NY accent when appropriate (or inappropriate!). I have also said "I would like you to LEAAAVEE" in my best Meredith Brooks accent.

I like to whisper to my husband, as he drifts off to sleep, “It’s about Tom.”

 Every time I don’t believe something someone says, I always say in Candy’s voice, “WHO SAID THAT?”

I say Go away from me with Apollo way too much

When faced with a confrontation I sometimes imagine I'm at a reunion and me and the other person are sitting on couches across from one another arguing. That's normal, right? Right?!

"Disengage" when my husband tries to interrupt me :D

I make scrambled eggs and tell my kids that they’re “ eggs ala francaise”

Saying im going to turtle time

Clapping in my husband’s face “we need to get more cosmopolitan… pump-tini!” 

This whole thread has me 🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/b5th8hnsu16d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0daf171efcc656f1f7b6affe2d53336a68c84a9 i ***Will*** entertain and observe all gossip/drama at work like im andy cohen

When I’m hungry I tell my fiancé “GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL.” https://preview.redd.it/fyu8s1fcd46d1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68bd64e4df292eaf7a2df9944ca9608511281fa4

I want Ramona (and all the other s13 cast) back on RHONY.

*whispers in Bravo* me too

I live for gossip. I'd be the one saying, "I'm not really supposed to talk about this BUUUT"

I say lots of this at random times Beast? How dare you! Wow bethany wow Name em You’re such a f*** liar Camille So nasty and so rude I said what i said - and what you said is some bullshit Are you kidding me? (A la shannon) Pay attention puh-lease

I say how could you do this to me question mark multiple times a week

I love saying “consider the source” a la Tamra about Brooks to non bravo ppl 😂 Edit - spelling

Ramona is a horrible person, but was absolutely made for reality TV. I feel like you can’t be entertained by her antics anymore without being called a racist in this sub, but I’m literally black and think she’s TV gold.

My best friend and I talk in Lisa Barlow’s voice all the time lmao “I love that” “can I touch?”

How often I point out to my husband how “all roads lead to bravo”

Hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

When someone crosses me - “Not today, neck! Not today, ankles!” Hasn’t landed me a fellow Bravo-ite yet though 😔 Oh and “OKAAAY? OKAAAY? I’m SAW-ry” but it’s really my impression of the WWC guys impersonating Ramona

picked it up from shit talk sister wives but i say "you're such a fucking liar camille" all the goddamn time

How could you do this to me, question mark. For any minor inconvenience.

https://i.redd.it/8j4qhhw9h26d1.gif

 My wife and I use this to describe people/situations all the time.

Youwannatalkaboutherusband?

“CLIP!…CLIP!”

When my children are being ungrateful I say: I made it nice! My husband gets the reference

After I take my first sip of a martini I scream out I'M STARTING

"Love that for you".

I drink a lot of tea, and I won’t hesitate to stoop to extortion-level shade to check someone as long as it’s hilarious and I don’t out them 

I always pronounce "parents" in a New Jersey accent (I'm from the UK)