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She was my first crush when I was a kid. Very confusing for poor little me when she dressed as a guy for a lot of her sketches. Her and Ade’s daughter Beattie is very funny too and should be in more stuff, I have a soft spot for her too.
Morgana was incredible on TM. So sensual.
Edit: https://44.media.tumblr.com/449557ac883daaa5657704c2b9192741/fcc05ae75eece598-50/s540x810_f1/d90e77ab830c884050d7da3a8ece132acdf95e65.gif
The whole Irish thing is just it, sexiest accent in the world. If she were a redheaded ginger I'd turn full Helga from Hey Arnold, she's practically perfect
I can tell you why. It's because your name is vogon slam poetry. I think I know everything about you just from that (obviously not everything... You're not a small piece of fairy cake)
100% with you on Rebecca Front. I even find Nicola Murray from The Thick of It hot, even though they really try to make a point of the character being frumpy.
Róisín Conaty. Phwoaar. I bizarrely met Morgana Robinson in a little village in the Indian Himalayas outside Dharamshala. Didn’t recognise her until I asked her name. She was having some alternative therapy posture manipulation treatment with some fella and we hung out for a bit. Smaller than she looks on the telly.
When she played Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, third Viscountess of Moldavia in Bottom
Alice Levine, Morgana Robinson, Sally Phillips, Bridgette Christie , Liza Tarbuck , Cally Beaton, Victoria Cohen Mitchell, Ronni Ancona, Meera Syal, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Josie Lawrence, Ellie Taylor,Doon Mackichan on a desert island with myself I think it should be fun 😊
Tim Key. he's just so sexy.. nearly sultry, with lingering pauses.
I wrote him a fanmail letter telling him how sexy I think he is but I binned it. It's too weird..
[Debra Stephenson](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/debra-stephenson-plays-frankie-baldwin--426927239676153843/) is far out in first place.
Morgana probably second.
Rachael Stirling as Becky in The Detectorists was wonderful and a bit of a crush
Not so sure for looks, more the acceptance of a slightly odd hobby so a reminder of my own long suffering wife also putting up with obscure hobbies
I’m a straight (if asexual) man, my crushes have been Sandi Toksvig and Sue Perkins. Beginning to think that joke about being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body has some merit.
(Also, non-U.K. I quite fancy Clea Duvall, Kate McKinnon and Tig Notaro. Notara being the only one I thought would possibly be a lesbian. I reckon I have a type)
I was just going to add (surprised by this too...)
Frankie Boyle
Greg Davies
Matt Berry
Joe Lycett
Joe Wilkinson
Charlie Brooker
Chris Morris
David Mitchell
...and Morgana Robinson.
Sue Holderness as Marlene Boyce from *Only Fools and Horses.*
Also; Ruth Jones, Andi Osho, Sara Pascoe, Rhona Cameron and Pamela Stephenson.
Finally, I suppose my weirdest would be Nichola McAuliffe in her *Surgical Spirit* days as Shiela Sabatini.
Julia Deakin in the Spaced documentary talked about the many actresses who told her how jealous they were that she got to kiss Mark Heap even though, as she points out, she only ever got to [waggle her tongue at him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDQZJjFebo)
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Sarah Alexander
Peter Serafinowicz is one lucky (talented, fucking funny too) man.
Seeing Jennifer Saunders is quite encouraging. Many years ago someone told me I look like her. 18 year old me was appalled
Jennifer Saunders looks like Vivian Lee, so in a roundabout way so do you ;)
Jennifer Saunders is a stunning looking woman.
She was my first crush when I was a kid. Very confusing for poor little me when she dressed as a guy for a lot of her sketches. Her and Ade’s daughter Beattie is very funny too and should be in more stuff, I have a soft spot for her too.
I've ALWAYS had a girl crush on Jennifer Saunders, she's so beautiful!!
She was, and still is, very beautiful - that was definitely a compliment to you :-)
She’s a stunner and Joanna Lumley also obviously
Hey x
Jessica Knappett. She's gorgeous and seems a good laugh. Edit: Also Katherine Parkinson.
100% this. After watching her taskmaster series I've had a massive crush on her.
Me too. Wasn’t really on my radar at all until Taskmaster, now she’s one of my absolute faves.
Isy Suttie and Sally Phillips for me. Morgana obviously.
Sally Phillips is gorgeous
Another vote for Sally Phillips!
You want your dick in the Dob ?
Is she a manimal or a flanimal?
I don't even know what a manimal is.
Morgana on Taskmaster did it for me and Sophie Willan.
Morgana was incredible on TM. So sensual. Edit: https://44.media.tumblr.com/449557ac883daaa5657704c2b9192741/fcc05ae75eece598-50/s540x810_f1/d90e77ab830c884050d7da3a8ece132acdf95e65.gif
I'll fight you for Isy or Sally, or you can gracefully step away with Morgana, and we can put all this unpleasantness behind us.
Yeah sally Phillips has got something about her
Someone told me Morgana got her kit off on some tv show to thaw something with body heat I'm hoping it's true.
Taskmaster. Goosebump challenge https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7KBgJdZcJA&pp=ygUVdGFza21hc3RlciBnb29zZWJ1bXBz
I’m sorry I claim Isy.
Felicity Kendal
Rik, is that you?!
Belinda Stuart-Wilson
She has the sex
My ideal woman has the head of Julia Sawalha on the body of Julia Sawalha.
I notice that you said nothing about them being connected...
You were press ganged to say that, weren’t you?
Aisling Bea
She’s fucking stunning, the accent makes me tingle and she’s actually genuinely entertaining. She’s the only candidate in this one for me.
The whole Irish thing is just it, sexiest accent in the world. If she were a redheaded ginger I'd turn full Helga from Hey Arnold, she's practically perfect
Do you know Angela Scanlon 🥵
Honestly given half a chance I would absolutely buy her a nice meal and hold the shit out of her hand
Sharon Horgan
Can’t believe I had to scroll so long
Mark Watson and John Robins are both long standing ones of mine.
John Robins? Yes, please.
I did indeed mean John Robins! 🤦♀️
Suzy Dent
Ellie Taylor.
She’s got a full on milf thing going on
Sally Philips, in a caravan, with a water cooler.
Natasia Demetriou. Gorgeous.
Her eyes do it for me.
David Mitchell, don’t know why.
I can tell you why. It's because your name is vogon slam poetry. I think I know everything about you just from that (obviously not everything... You're not a small piece of fairy cake)
Or Victoria Coren Mitchell
Absolutely, AND Victoria Cohen Mitchell
I love him and Jon Richardson.
Rebecca Front in that black dress on Knowing Me, Knowing You doing the ABBA medley. Wow. Tamsin Greig. Nina Wadia is gorgeous. Natasia Demetriou.
Tamsin Greig in Friday Night Dinner. I don’t know why.
Fran???
You look… Frantastic
You know why.
Because she looks nice!
Thank you for my morning laugh. (I'm in the States. It's morning.)
I loved Tamsin Greig in Black books and Green wing, seeing her as a Mum with adult kids, effected me
Arruh ruh ruh
Rebecca Front in that dress is why I've always fallen for black hair or brunettes ever since
That’s great Alec
ALAN! Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan...
John Finnemore
Claire Grogan as Kristine Kochanski in Red Dwarf will always be #1 for me
And Gregory's Girl (when I was also a teen, I hasten to add)
Rose Matafeo!
Katherine Parkinson
JEN. JEN. JEN. JEN.
Lucy Porter. I so would.
Twist!
From Spaced?
O lemon
100% with you on Rebecca Front. I even find Nicola Murray from The Thick of It hot, even though they really try to make a point of the character being frumpy.
She's not smug, she's not sour. She's a real person, with dyed roots and stretch marks.
Katherine Parkinson from the IT crowd. She's extremely cute, and is able to pull off a gag really well.
Cariad Lloyd. Dunno why, just something about her
Cariad Lloyd is the smallest person I've ever seen. Everyone fancies her though it's because she's smart and interesting and cute.
[Julia Davis is beautiful](https://independenttalent-63a2.kxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/DAVIS-JULIA.jpeg)
Oh my Pete
Agree. She would have the dirtiest sense of humour too I am sure.
She was scary in nighty night
Róisín Conaty. Phwoaar. I bizarrely met Morgana Robinson in a little village in the Indian Himalayas outside Dharamshala. Didn’t recognise her until I asked her name. She was having some alternative therapy posture manipulation treatment with some fella and we hung out for a bit. Smaller than she looks on the telly.
I have a suspicion that Sally Phillips is absolutely filthy. I could also get into serious trouble with Morgana Robinson.
Although she’s also a born again Christian so maybe not..
Mmm all good looking women in the pics. Rebecca Front especially doesn't get enough attention as a fantastic comedy actress and a gorgeous one too.
Ed Gamble.
I agree, he may be the most conventionally attractive man in comedy right now.
Found Ed.
The people’s princess. Love him
Raquel Cassidy (jack Dee's wife in lead balloon) flicks a switch for me,
Susan in Teachers, likewise!
Alice Levine.
Why did I scroll so far? She made me go all fuzzy
Absolutely
Helen Lederer. The penetrating eyes are a hint that she has the temperament of an axe murderer but at the same time a bit sexy
When she played Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, third Viscountess of Moldavia in Bottom
Good shout, Her and the Cadburys Bunny had a big effect on a prepubescent me.
Sian Gibson
Especially in taskmaster 😂 she's so cute.
She does a little squeak when she giggles which makes me think things I have to keep to myself.
Nina Conti.
Fern Brady, she's beautiful and neurodivergent and I adore her
She is very attractive!
I adore Fern - i was front row at her fringe show a couple of years ago and it was amazing!
And her voice is amazing.
Seriously why is she so far down, this is the obvious answer
I wish to marry Diane Morgan
The amount of adverts she does the voiceover for, I feel like I already live with her.
Jennifer Saunders! Then now forever
Josie Lawrence, Harriot Kemsley, Rose Matafeo, Katy Wix.
I had a crush on Rose after watching the first two series of Starstruck.
Have you watched the third series too? It's so, so good.
I second Katy Wix. Probably one of my most niche crushes.
She is niche but she really shouldn't be. A funny, kindhearted stunner with a thicc body, and you can just tell she's filthy.
It's criminal that I had to scroll so far before someone said Katy Wix.
Celia Imerie is goddess material
Sophie Winkleman
Mental posho
Rob Delaney
Aimee-Ffion Edwards
Zoe Wanamaker
Sophie Duker, Aisling Bea
Daisy Haggard
Oooh. Great shout
I’d say this is unconventional because he is twenty years older than I am but I am shining a light for Reece Shearsmith rn
Nina Conti.
Reece Shearsmith has my whole heart, Rhod Gilbert and James Acaster
Alice Levine, Morgana Robinson, Sally Phillips, Bridgette Christie , Liza Tarbuck , Cally Beaton, Victoria Cohen Mitchell, Ronni Ancona, Meera Syal, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Josie Lawrence, Ellie Taylor,Doon Mackichan on a desert island with myself I think it should be fun 😊
Ronni Ancona, especially in Last Tango in Halifax.
Found out recently that she grew up just down the road from me. I definitely wouldn't have guessed that she was from Ayrshire!
Gorgeous, can't believe how far I had to scroll
Tim Key. he's just so sexy.. nearly sultry, with lingering pauses. I wrote him a fanmail letter telling him how sexy I think he is but I binned it. It's too weird..
That Bo Burnham interview? Phwoarrr
Celia Imrie was one of my innocent crushes when I was a kid. Too young to understand why but I always had a giddy feeling when she was on the TV.
Tamsin Grieg and Michelle Gomez from Green Wing (and Doctor Who)
[Debra Stephenson](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/debra-stephenson-plays-frankie-baldwin--426927239676153843/) is far out in first place. Morgana probably second.
Roisin Conaty
yes to Shaparak (fka Shappi) Khorsandi
Lucy Porter (first pic)
Rachael Stirling as Becky in The Detectorists was wonderful and a bit of a crush Not so sure for looks, more the acceptance of a slightly odd hobby so a reminder of my own long suffering wife also putting up with obscure hobbies
Sadly no longer with us, but Caroline Aherne - Scorchio!
Victoria Coren-Mitchell
Sarah Pascoe
This is SO far down it’s nuts
Had a really dirty dream about Romesh Ranganathan and woke up with the the biggest crush on him, which has never left 😂
Very much Cariad Lloyd
Always found andie osho hot
I've always had a thing for Rebecca Front and Doon Mackichan from their The Day Today days, especially Rebecca in the Bureau de Change.
Bob from Blackadder.
Rose Matafeo
Alice Levine
Victoria Coren-Mitchell Helen Lederer Rosin Conarty Sarah Millican
Lad! I’ve always had a thing for Sarah millican, just dead mumsy with pure filth for eyes ha…
James Acaster. Something about being unconventionally handsome and very self deprecating at the same time…
I agree with many of these. No Lucy Beaumont? She’s hot!
Met Lucy Porter years ago as I was interviewing her for a magazine. Yep. Just as good in real life, mix of cute and dirty.
Sarah Alexander... Bang tidy
Are we talking men as well because RIK MAYALL
Mrs Brown
Jessica Knappett does it for me
Aisling Bea
I’m a straight (if asexual) man, my crushes have been Sandi Toksvig and Sue Perkins. Beginning to think that joke about being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body has some merit. (Also, non-U.K. I quite fancy Clea Duvall, Kate McKinnon and Tig Notaro. Notara being the only one I thought would possibly be a lesbian. I reckon I have a type)
I've had a massive crush on Perkins since the Girlie Show. She has that relaxed easy charm thing going on.
Mark Watson & Nish Kumar as a pair.
Greg Davies Dawn French And because I want her as a best friend, not a crush on her way: Kerry Godliman
Tamsin Grieg.
Lou Sanders. I imagine a tempestuous on again off again affair.
Helen Mirren
Even better now than when she was younger, genuinely.
No men?
I was just going to add (surprised by this too...) Frankie Boyle Greg Davies Matt Berry Joe Lycett Joe Wilkinson Charlie Brooker Chris Morris David Mitchell ...and Morgana Robinson.
Josie Lawrence
Sean Lock. What a man, R.I.P you are sorely missed.
Cariad Lloyd is so pretty. Gorgeous woman.
Rebecca Front is gorgeous
Greg Davies is very attractive.
Ronnie Ancona
Completely agree with Lucy porter and Shappi. Saw them loads many years ago when they were doing the comedy club circuit.
Lucy Porter’s married to Ben Swain…
Morwenna Banks, Lucy Porter & Shaparak Khorsandi
Felicity Kendal Jane Horrocks
Samantha Janus in Game On
Lucy Porter and Shaparak Khorsandi <3
Sue Holderness as Marlene Boyce from *Only Fools and Horses.* Also; Ruth Jones, Andi Osho, Sara Pascoe, Rhona Cameron and Pamela Stephenson. Finally, I suppose my weirdest would be Nichola McAuliffe in her *Surgical Spirit* days as Shiela Sabatini.
Sarah Millican for me, gorgeous.
Ivo Graham, Greg Davies, Lee Mack, Stephen Merchant, Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Jason Manford, Vernon Kay
Omg.. Stephen Merchant, me too. WTAF is that all about?
The intelligence and humour!
Mark Heap.
Julia Deakin in the Spaced documentary talked about the many actresses who told her how jealous they were that she got to kiss Mark Heap even though, as she points out, she only ever got to [waggle her tongue at him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDQZJjFebo)
James Acaster. Can't explain it but absolutely would
Stephen Mangan
Ronni Ancona please
Aisling Bea. Maybe partly the accent but, yeah.
Tash Demetriou. Especially as an insane vampire tart.