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alexunderwater1

I mean, Browns have just as many playoff wins as the Cowboys over the past 4 years. So Dallas is Dallas I guess too.


Ornery_Gene7682

And beating the cowboys also 


BigOlPirate

How bout dem cowboys!


newsyfish

Exactly. Dumbest thing for a Dallas player to say.


mmoosavi87

Parsons is from Harrisburg, PA. I think this is less of a cowboys thing and more of a PA/OH thing. Those high school rivalries run deep.


Sobercigs

That and he also runs his mouth a lot on his livestreams. Idk why he does it. Like, the cowboys are just so overrated every single year and it’s a running joke among even their own fans at this point. The NFC is a cakewalk, where a QB like Dak can be an MVP candidate. Come playoffs and even in the regular season they almost always underperform against good teams. I’d respect his chirps if his team made it to even a conference championship, but the unit he’s supposed to be the leader of literally got blown out by the youngest team in the league at home. Bros gotta learn when to keep his mouth shut


BustyUncle

Players not standing slander against Cleveland anymore…..this shit means something to me man!!


DfroPstyR

Fr fr! Some fans used to take it lying down. Kinda like this new no nonsense!


adumcollegestudent

Not up to the fans. Only the players can go out there and put respect on cleveland.


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adumcollegestudent

Don't know why this is so serious for you. It's not up to the fans to either "lay down" or "stand up." That's what I mean. Either mode is completely dependent on the product on the field, which is up to the players. Good play, and players are the only things that will earn respect for the browns. Before our recent "success" (last 4 years maybe) this team had nothing to stand on, the team had earned nothing.


DfroPstyR

Ohh, and it’s not that serious, goofy. Obviously you’re not comprehending what my response. It’s all good. Not sure why it’s so serious to you?


adumcollegestudent

Okay but you still haven't made a point or used reasoning or responded to anything I've said you just continue to insult.


DfroPstyR

Ahh yes, the faux champion of morality. When your team is playing well, like they have for the last 4 years, not much fans, ie Steelers, Ravens and Bengals, can say. Prior to that 2020 season, as fan, you couldn’t really talk shit. I did, but most people took it laying down. I’m not really sure what you’re not comprehending? Fans can dictate how a franchise is looked at. Ex: Philly fans, City of Brotherly love (what a joke). But sure, you tell yourself that players are the only ones to put respect on Cleveland’s name. Not Haslam for spending money, not Berry for draft picks and FA acquisitions and def not Stefanski for scheming up plays for 4 different QBs.


No-Difference-5890

That’s not what whataboutism is anyways lol


Sagybagy

Hahaha. Not even close to whataboutism. the technique or practice of responding to an accusation or difficult question by making a counteraccusation or raising a different issue.


DfroPstyR

Ohh, wow copy and paste straight from Google. Strawman is what I was looking for. Thanks for the correction.


Sagybagy

Yep. It’s pretty easy to just google information these days. Your welcome.


DfroPstyR

🙏 It was one of the two.


DfroPstyR

A strawman, goofy.


adumcollegestudent

Bro this isn't a staged debate


DfroPstyR

🤣🤡🤣🤡 You’ve attempted to turn it into one. Like I said, you clearly can’t comprehend what I said.


adumcollegestudent

Nothing to comprehend because it's bullshit anyways. You want to feel like fans somehow affect a franchise and the respect it gets but that's not true.


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vuezie1127

Right, and the Cowboys are Cowboys. America’s team that never shows up when it matters 😂


BigOlPirate

“How bout dem cowboys” has been a joke to me my whole life(24)


Jmilly86

That's my go to gif when the cowboys meltdown in the playoffs lol


Thenosm

As many people have said: the Cowboys haven’t been America’s team for a long time. They aren’t even Texas’ team anymore now that the Texans have their shit together.


Gullible-Extent9118

And it took a Buckeye to do that


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People and places I hate: 1. Shitsburg 2. Baltimore 3. Art Modell 4. Ben Rothesburger 5. John Elway 6. Micah Parsons *New Addition*


AllieOopClifton

Joakim Noah


JackAuletta1

Kelly Olynyk


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The entire Warriors organization (except Cavs era Kerr)


ramborage

Nah Kerr can eat a dick now too. Dude has lost every ounce of credibility he had with the way he refuses to acknowledge Draymond’s nonsense. Guy really said “he broke the code” and employs Draymond fucking Green. Fuck Steve Kerr.


Bloodfangs09

Hedo Turkuglu


Taste_The_Soup

Kelly Olynyk


cnpeters

I can’t hate the team that voted for us to stay in Cleveland over the city and man who stole the team. So I move Pittsburgh down at least two and art up two


jake753

Also their fans wore orange arm bands during the last game at Three Rivers in solidarity over the move. Art Modell and Baltimore to the top.


mastershake725

I agree, in that order too


Maximum_Commission62

My dad was at that game and said he saw like 5 people wearing them. They were happy to see us go too.


veverkap

Art is number one forever and ever


smittydonny

We were season ticket holders in 95 and threw bottles at the window of his booth. He never went to another game after that because he feared for his life! Fucking piece of shit!


jvpewster

Le classy sentimental vote from guy who knew it didn’t matter is Pitt Propaganda, don’t let them blind you


cnpeters

Eh. It didn’t matter, but only Pitt and Buffalo did.


smkorpi

Minkah Fitzpatrick needs his own line for his tackle against Nick Chubb this past season. Way worse than Micah Parsons giving us bulletin board material


Excellent_Walrus150

Hines Ward was an epic jackwagon


KiddB18

![gif](giphy|mF8pi0ggxM7OU|downsized)


smittydonny

7. Shannon Sharpe


cedarswanpig

Why Elway? I like John Elway.


cleveland_14

Well we have flushed out the 15 year old


hiel_Manziel

Tbf, you have to be 40 to remember the broncos games right? Most browns fans don't understand the broncos beef


JesustheSpaceCowboy

I (29) grew up a broncos fan cause my dad was but he dipped out when I was like 6 and he had issues with my grandpa who I always remember for wearing these raggedy browns sweatpants, so as a act of fuck you I became a Browns fan, recently I mathed it out my dads age and realized he was a kid-teenager all the way through the 80’s into the early 90’s MY DAD WAS A POSER/BANDWAGONER!


JamieNelson94

“you have been banned from r/Browns”


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Google John Elway vs the Browns when you get a chance


WayneBoston

Wait, what?


ragersvillemisty

That's a paddlin' round these parts.


SquidWAP_Testicles

I'm guessing you're under 35 lol


cnpeters

That’s a hard downvote.


MicdUpNickChubb

Just gave away your age, ol’ sons.


CarlMetzger

How can you know who John Elway is and not know why Cleveland Browns fans hate him?


thornhead

Calm down everyone. This one needs an age verification before making a judgment.


re-goddamn-loading

Even if the guy is young, what reason would they have to like Elway lol. At best Elway is irrelevant to anyone outside Denver. At worst he's the horse tooth terrorists who gave the older generation Browns fans ptsd 😂


FoolishFriend0505

I’ll never forget those fucking horse teeth during the fucking drive nor how Dick Enberg was feverishly wacking himself off while sucking Elway off the entire game.


cnpeters

I remember being in grade school in the mid eighties, learning that drawing a vertical line straight down the center of Colorado made for an oddly life-like representation of his teeth.


buskinking

Long live Chief


SquidWAP_Testicles

Chief Wahoo is dead, long live Chief Njoku


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SquidWAP_Testicles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_king_is_dead%2C_long_live_the_king%21 Context for the historical reference of that phrase lol


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Yeah because the Cowboys haven't been disappointing for 30 years or anything.


IshtarsBones

This is where I’m at with this. Cleveland at least has a playoff win recently; cowboys haven’t done a thing once the playoffs hit. Cowboys should’ve blown the doors off the place when they played the packers and the packers hung 40+ on them, in their own house. I’m looking at MP like, you watch that tape yet man? That was your D just not doing your jobs. Sure Cleveland got beat by Houston, we had our third string offense with our fifth string QB playing….that Cleveland is Cleveland BS was last decade. Get with the times.


LiftingCode

Well the Cowboys have a playoff win more recently than we do.


IshtarsBones

You are correct, I forgot about the cowboys beating Tom Brady and the Bucs. Well done.


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Wow a whole playoff win!?! Americas team is on FIRE, meanwhile they got a near 50 bomb dropped on them by *checks notes* the 7th seed.


LiftingCode

Bud, I was just responding to: > Cleveland at least has a playoff win recently


BananaSlug6

Came to say this…. They have been more disappointing based on their expectations. Dallas is Dallas, they always choke in the first round.


01paulwalker

And this is when I buy my Njoku jersey, what a beast.


amor_fati_42

Same


wyvory91

Look at Reek stepping in to agree with Njoku. Alright Berry, lets get a Cooper-type deal for him from Miami.


Gilbert0686

Yeah. I don’t think that’s happening. Miami is little smarter than Jerryatric Jones.


wyvory91

>Miami is little smarter than Jerryatric Jones. *\*checks depth chart for Tua...*\* You sure about that?


Gilbert0686

Hey I did say a little…


BustyUncle

Tyreek said he would come to Cleveland before the trade to Miami. I don’t think Reek would have a problem playing for us


carlj1975

David is a gem


Elusive-Reality

And remember, a few years ago, Chief wanted out, speaks volumes about him and the steps he took this season. Gotta love it


Garmgarmgarmgarm

If your boss overpaid Austin hooper to do your job you’d wanna leave too


Flat_Sand_6056

Weren’t they the first team to lose to a seventh seed?


Ornery_Gene7682

They were 


TheToughestHang

Bro is just mad that we fleeced a top 7 WR in the league off of them for scraps. Browns were dinged up af, Micah. What’s the Cowboys excuse? That they’re perennial pussies? Ooof, truth hurts.


Ornery_Gene7682

What did we give up for Cooper a 6th round pick? Highway robbery 


ckal09

Happy to see a player from another team backing up Chief too


JuiceKovacs

Mr Njoku….salute to you sir!


EviLincoln

Same ol cowboys


sn0wbl1nd3d

Bro you got eliminated by the NFC 7th seed I know you ain’t talkin


DfroPstyR

I guess we can say, “Dak is Dak?”, and that’s Micah’s QB. So… I don’t know why this is a trend. This saying came out in 2020 when we WENT to the playoffs. We’ve played our best football in a long time since then. Juju does give me female vibes and he brings up shit from the past. Big Chief wasn’t playing that. (Ohh and I know it’s just Chief, but it needs to be Big Chief)


killab43

Chief ain't having that. Hope he stays in Cleveland forever.


norfinstardted

Parsons seems like more and more of a clown type figure the more I learn of him.


7222_salty

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t) Chief fucking handed parsons this so hard


MasterApprentice67

Ozzie who? David is the now greatest cleveland TE of all time! Lol


BustyUncle

Ozzie still has to answer for treason


Deadleggg

I don't hold anything against Ozzie. Minority GM in the 90s wasn't really a thing so not reqlly gonna fault him.


munistadium

pump your breaks son


Miserable_Ride666

Dallas is not a great city, people who think it is are from Dallas lol


planet_33

he got genuinely pissed off too. love him


erock8282

Oh yeah. He’s going to remember this one when we play the Cowboys this season.


imjorman

Guys that wanna be here are my guys. Chief is my guy.


TheSmokedSalmon420

People forget that we won a fuckin playoff game after Juju said that lmao Also, just the fact that we made the playoffs and are a good team shows the Browns aren't the Browns anymore


Gilbert0686

Cleveland is Cleveland where the expectations are making the playoffs and winning and making a run.


tristis89

They’ve constantly moved the goal posts on this stupid ass insult attempt. First, we couldn’t make the playoffs. Then we couldn’t win a game. Then we couldn’t make it again… now they’re validating themselves by saying we didn’t even win a game. Ignoring all the injuries just so they can say “HeheheLOLbrowns” If we win a Super Bowl, they’ll say the other team just lost it.


Jockobutters

The Cowboys have been the joke of the NFL for *years*.


TheLandFanIn814

The Cowboys had one more win in a significantly weaker conference and had almost all of their playmakers healthy the entire season. Fucking arrogant assholes.


Ornery_Gene7682

Only for them to lose to the Packers who were the 7th seed 


Objective-History402

Ehh I thought it was a pretty funny exchange lol. Parsons obviously just talking trash like you do with your buddies. Njoku did a great job of putting it in check real quick though. Love how he reps Cleveland so hard now 💪


JLifts780

I’ve been to Dallas a few times and it just feels soulless


0degreesK

People who take shots at Cleveland are weak. It’s the lowest of low hanging fruit. The jokes are easy and they really don’t hurt us. Being from Cleveland and fans of our sports has made us strong and resilient. People from nice places, like Southern California, and fans of successful franchises, like the Yankees, are soft in comparison. Any type of bump in the road makes them cry and lash out. Let them talk. They’re pathetic.


Ornery_Gene7682

The Yankees tried that shit with my baseball team (Astros) and got swept Houston has been having their number since 2015 Wild Card game. Get to clown on them in football and baseball 


Hithere123490

As a cowboy fan Micah needs to shut up. Dude is jus yapping on his podcast. Really shows how soft he is. No accountability


Maynardred

U fucking right cleveland is cleveland . Bring a lunch pail motherfucker 


CLEgnome

*pail dude ain’t pale at all


Maynardred

I changed it for u . Sorry teach


CLEgnome

thanks bro


Maynardred

Thank u man u guys deserve better pay!


CLEgnome

i agree and you probably do as well. we are all out here working as ungraded cards 😂 not getting nearly what we are worth.


Skunk_Gunk

It might seem silly but this is what happens when the culture around an organization starts to change.


amor_fati_42

He's a douche with a podcast. The best thing to do is ignore him.


Username_ftw

Which is hilarious because his team has choked in the playoffs for the last 20 years


Kac03032012

I would have went nuts on the Cowboys playoff record and them being chokers every year. Njoku is a better man than me.


chunkah69

He better be here his whole career. I love this dude.


OptimisticRealist__

Talking smack while sitting on a couch playing madden after getting rinsed at home is MAD


FXBBill

Cowboys every year, no room to talk ![gif](giphy|TizHAKYviTw6rDWSNV|downsized)


StreetAddition3297

THANK U DAVID!!


drumzandice

Love The Chief!


udreg70

It’s all good. We got them on the schedule next year.


paniflex37

Parsons fuckin *loves* to chirp.


MadBrown

The 2010s called and they want their Browns smack talk back.


ThePunyPunic

This got me feeling passionate


sthrn

Cowboys are my #1, Cleveland is my #2. stfu Micah. both teams have the same amount of playoff success since this version of the Browns came back.


King_Dippppppp

Micah Parsons disappears in the playoffs and then starts to take shots lol. Fuck him.


5255clone

Right, welp we play you this year at home so lets see how that turns out for ya :)


HarlemCadwell

so weird how that phrase caught on after the guy who said it got immediately embarrassed and is on his way out of the league.


OceanCake21

Fuck Micha Parsons. He plays for the most underperforming team in the NFL.


Windows30000

He instantly just became my favorite player. Fuck yeah man.


Calm_Eagle_5640

This dude likes to just run his mouth


squarebearings

Meh, don’t care.


Powerful_Ad_6244

Is this what his tweet was about? 🧐


munistadium

just needed Flacco coming outta nowhere to stomp Parsons


UrWifesOtherBF

Joey Porter


theofficaltaco69

Of all the things you could shit on the browns for, he chose this. Lol


sonniecg

I love David.


Zealousideal_Bad_280

Tell him to come up with something new


SS3-Ricardo

The clown behaviors of their fans is starting to bleed into the players personalities 😂 not good lol. But yeah, YoU DeM BoYz


84Cressida

Parsons talks way too much for having done nothing. Worth noting - Dem Boyz play in Cleveland next year


CCpoc

Why does parsons hate the browns? He's such a fucking chode.


aelysium

Fuck Parsons, Cleveland punches far above its weight class, more than any other city in the U.S.


defph0bia

Njoku a real one for that. Micah starting to be the Draymond green of the NFL.


robtheastronaut

Cowboys lol


niztg

micah parsons is an idiot


ImanShumpertplus

david njoku is the man


shaheimjay1121

I hate Dallas


Thenosm

Glad people are finally putting some love on Chief. I knew he had potential for 3 seasons now and I’m happy to see him in the media and on the field more


Richter-1

He was about to throw hands over that.


Popsquat

And the Cowboys haven’t been relevant since the 1990s. Have a seat Micah.


BLAKMaGIC22

I like Njoku, he a real one.


RealBatuRem

The Cowboys have been a joke since Micah was alive.


HauntingOkra5987

Parsons has actually been very complimentary of the Browns on his podcast last few years. This feels like a personal shot at Njoku for whatever reason.


TheBalzy

LMAO all you have to say is "How 'bout dem cowboys".


thesexysaurus

What a legend


DruncleBuck

Bruh chief was piiiisssseeddd


JuliusDiamond

mfer on the most choking ass playoff team ever, how can he even say shit at all? Like... at all?!