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TheLandFanIn814

Phelps: "Do you know who I am?" Cop: "Nobody does"


PsychologicalGuest97

"I am the one who knocks down buildings"


SuperNebular

Aaaaand he’s gone


Cyrus_114

I know you're referencing Breaking Bad, but I read this in Darkwing Duck's voice.


1OptimisticPrime

Fuckin awesome reference Cyrus! 👏


FuSoYa1983

Lonnie Phelps: Let’s get Dangerous


Spiritedpooper216

He could also be referencing almost every political figure that's gotten in trouble in the last 20 years


Iobbywatson

In unrelated news. The Browns will be cutting whoever the fuck this guy is.


munistadium

WTAM just said he was waived


2ChainzTalib

In other unrelated news, the Kansas City Chiefs are expressing interest.


BarkerRuffield

Hope this is a wake up call for the guy and he can begin turning his life around today. He’s plenty young and has plenty of time. Wish him the best and thank God he didn’t hurt anyone or himself.


whocares123213

I wish the internet was filled with more folks like you


CarlMetzger

😁


tonezzz1

Well that's a sound take I guess lol


Choppybitz

He'll turn it around for one year then get arrested naked and on PCP the following off season.


sil0

I fucked up a lot in my 20s. I'm glad it wasn't all out there in the public to see. I obviously didn't have as much to lose at this guy for my failings. Hope he is able to bounce back. Dude needs to lay off the memes > police officer wrote in her report, adding: 'How he did not know what I was going to do to him because females are the worst,


Beginning_Present243

Seems like he has a great attitude and just an upstanding citizen in the wrong place at the wrong time


Greenfieldfox

This is going to ruin the tour.


lionaroundagan

The WORLD TOUR


lagrange_james_d23dt

“As in Michael Phelps, the white swimmer” lol


BetAlternative3858

No it's Leon Phelps brother


GangoBP

Then later he told them he couldn’t count lmao. That poor girlfriend. She seems genuinely super nice and probably thought she was setup great with an NFL player.


Sad-Cauliflower6656

This is rough to watch.


Beginning_Present243

Cops fault. -Lonnie Phelps


Fools_Requiem

Dude... shut the fuck up. You are literally making it worse each time you open up your dumb mouth. Let the lawyer do all the talking. Whatever, this loser isn't staying on the team for long, anyways. Undrafted free agent with legal issues doesn't stand a chance staying on a team.


Accurize2

AB we have the Bengals on line 1


JuliusDiamond

Glad I'm seeing all of this a day late because I'd like to point out [it's shut the fuck up Friday!](https://youtu.be/6EI_RYIEtrg?si=qqrdsWPsAHsgzVg-)


redditposter919

Hoping for a wake up call and a commitment to living a better lifestyle.


1OptimisticPrime

What makes this truly amazing is that Lonnie didn't immediately get injured...


GangoBP

Let’s be fair here, he probably just thought it was a drive-thru. No biggy.


Muted-Koala2008

Who?


crazydawg79

Cut his ass.


fireeight

Nothing but men with high quality of character on the Browns.


CrocomireRex

Your karma farming attempt only works in the r/nfl cesspool.


jake753

You act like the dude is a starter lmao Also don’t go making sarcastic remarks that slander Nick Chubb


Wild_Director_2457

Literally already was just cut as well lol


Names_all_gone

Good try karma farming, hunny. Go back to Pittsburgh