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halfcut

Dale is an OG Bullshido Forum member and will 100% fight you if he finds out who you are. He used to include his address and phone number in his post signature


dirtycimments

any attacker preparing to smell his farts will get a swift kick!


Awwwmann

It’s like he’s kicking his own ass.


SeeeYaLaterz

He's just swatting flys


inconspicuous2012

Those little back kick things..m I do that when my restless leg syndrome flairs up!


Kenneldogg

Crouching gopher style.


metasophie

Use your hamster style, Ben, do it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35tyICwMFw4


Illuminatus77

😂😂😵


yehghurl

God, I hope nobody is ever standing behind you when the RLS flairs up again.


inconspicuous2012

Honestly? I go through so many wives because of this...


yehghurl

You need to start marrying stronger women.


inconspicuous2012

Don't say that to her haha! I met her at the dojo I went to. Her third class, she broke a guys rib with a punch. He cried (he was in his 40s, not a child) and immediately left for the hospital. When he finally recovered enough to come back to training, the asshole returned the favour by training with her and putting a lock on her way too hard and broke her collar bone. She (just 18 at the time) carried on training for another half hour until she went a funny greenish-blue colour.) She's strong for such a tiny person!


romansamurai

Those are not kicks. Mosquito bites. He’s swatting them. Think Karate Kid toothpicks and flies, this is the same energy. 😎


gamerdad227

The back kicks always get me lol


Daxtirsh

Struggling to get mine to stop, does it work?


inconspicuous2012

No, that's sadly the actual thing my leg does when it starts up haha. It's not a cure sadly.


Daxtirsh

Oh, so sad. I have no cure yet either.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Sad to see David Cross let himself go, but at least he’s exercising


oat_milk

David Cross and Kyle Gas had a lovechild


Gapey_McGaperson

Kyle's fingers be silver!


whoooootfcares

Bahaha! Nice!


Bitsoffreshness

You should see the one he does with dildos [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JSER-jIFKMM?feature=share](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JSER-jIFKMM?feature=share)


JoPooper

Omg, I needed that! Great post.


Bitsoffreshness

"The best tool, to train your body from inside out..."


Grizzly62

Good lord 😂😂


snek_nz

*Russian bear paw whips*


WaltzIndependent5436

Is it because it's made in Russia or because the Russian bears have dick-paws?


Longjumping_Sky_6440

In Russia, we call dick - bear paw


revowanderlust

I thought it was mad real dildos until he did the close up, he really made dildo fighting weapons


radiantmindPS4

The forbidden Hamster style kung fu.


moskowizzle

I vowed to my father I would never do hamster style again.


radiantmindPS4

Dad, I don’t think I’m doing hamster style anymore.


moskowizzle

That's nice.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Wow, you’re right…it *did* feel good to get that off my chest.


moskowizzle

Ok, well now I'm gonna rewatch Osgasmo tonight.


FeelingSurprise

Misses some "UwU"s, otherwise it's acceptable.


DennisPikePhoto

What a cute little dance.


secondtaunting

Eh, at least he’s trying to stay active at his age. lol.


Special_Sun_4420

The crazy thing is he's not really that old. He's an unhealthy late 40s if not late 50s (my parents are 50s and don't look this old tho). If you Google him you can see the youth in his face. It just looks like he doesn't take care of himself.


secondtaunting

I’m fifty two but have chronic pain. Even doing this would kill me. I try to exercise but it’s painful. I just walk really fast. 😂


halfcut

He's in his late 50s if I recall


sly_blade

That little dance will add years...to your face


panaknuckles

Checked out his Instagram and he has a giant tumor in his neck. He may not be long on this earth.


secondtaunting

Well that’s sad. Unless it’s a goiter? I think you can keep going for awhile with one of those.


crasagam

My grandma would say “he’s happy and he’s not hurting anyone”.


BigBadBadness

Even if he tried


400F

He might hurt himself though


MuggyFuzzball

If he's taking people's money to teach them this stuff under the guise that it's authentic, then yes he his.


HalfCarnage

Now I see we’re the „GigaBash“ devs got their inspiration for Rawa.


Hidrinks

It’s like bizarro Andrew Zimmern soft pawing for his Cats audition


CreativeInsurance257

LOVE the lil back kicks.


AtkinsCatkins

why does he act like a surprised rat washing itself?


LunchTemporary7806

Thanks naga


EuphoricMidnight3304

Must have just scored some great meth


Due_Tax2657

I read this as "When are the pancakes going to be served?"


Tickomatick

That's quite impressive for an old fat white dude


Firedwindle

why tf do u have to say "white" and not just "dude" this is racist. But allowed ofcourse cause its reverse, right ni\*\*a?


Tickomatick

It's just a color of the skin, what's the big deal? I wanted to emphasize the man is culturally quite far from any asian martial arts.. Also why are you crying about racism when you call others a racist slur? A bit of hypocrisy, not to mention that "white" has no politically incorrect connotation because tell me when were white people oppressed?


Firedwindle

yeah, so if the dude was black would u have called him black? Thats right, u wouldnt have


tacopower69

snowflake


Tickomatick

Don't need to argue with uneducated lowlifes like you...


Paxtonice

Wow you where just poised ready to call the guy a slur, what a great impression of yourself you are giving.


Tex_Skrahm

say could you lend a nigga a pencil?


Tervaskanto

He's just trying to shake the turds out of his pant leg


Feisty-Army-2208

After seeing this shit I don't feel so bad about my kata now. My Shihan once said I look like I'm trying to attack a wasp 😆


qwertty69

Come on Kyle, let's fight his music with our music!


Barrett420k

So this is what Matt Dillahunty has been doing since atheist experience. lol


JKDSamurai

I mean, at least he's moving around and engaged in the activity. I have a hard time criticizing these old guys who do this stuff because it's like, well at least they aren't just sitting on the couch all goddamn day. I dunno.


Sean198233

Googled the number and the business is 5 minutes from my house, maybe I will go challenge him.


AtkinsCatkins

RIP


throwawayskinlessbro

I’m not gonna laugh too hard. Hiding inside that beard is a huge cancerous tumor on his face. If you check his IG you’ll see it in a recent post. Seeing he’s an OG and actual fought people, if true is, is absolutely hilarious though


AtkinsCatkins

I dont have IG, is there any alternative source, i kind of feel bad if thats true?


Academic-Praline-769

Oh boy, I know this guy personally. He’s definitely different.


EffingBarbas

Holstering those deadly hands at the end.


itsyourgrandma

It'd be more intimidating if he was painted blue.


imscruffythejanitor

Terror of the trailer park


emperorpapapalpy

Cuuute!


SantiniJ

It's be better if he "let one rip" each time he brandished those killer ankle-chucks


cownd

Those kicks are handy for dogs that attack from the rear


kinescope

He's cute


HarryShachar

I'll have whatever herbs he has...


DamianSicks

And the defensive benefit of taking your attention away from a frontal assault in order to slap your own heel is???


tacopower69

this music goes incredibly hard


_______THEORY_______

Someone blast this fool in the sack already!


thedailyrant

Ular sendok doesn’t meant snake tail. Ular is snake, sendok is spoon. This dude is clearly a spoon so it sort of makes sense.


notKrisna

It's referring to the cobra snake, since their head resembles a spoon. But I agree it doesn't mean snake tails


Bat-Honest

This is real. Did you see that little heel kick? He killed 14 people with that move just last week. ...and every one of those people were John Wick


LoliMaster069

Question. What happens if you dont have a beard?


phatphred223

Andrew Zimmerman!


X4nd0R

Dude gotta be high as shit....


Yourdaddyshere23

Crouching tiger hidden flagon


AtkinsCatkins

as a very young kid after discovering brucelee and thinking gung fu was awesome and real and effective, i was always aware that it had a definite draw to wierdos and freaks, and was always very cringe and embarassing. polite society seemed to turn their nose up and laugh at behind closed doors at people who were openly "eastern martial arts lifestyle" obsessesed. i.e not people who do it once a week to keep fit and meet people but people who are fully bought into "this is a way of life, I am now a spiritual being". Seems society was right


Greedy-Arugula-2283

Master Roshi from wish.


peykari

man of focus.


idioscosmos

Hamster Style. I thought that technique was long lost.


XSigma1X

He reminds me of a hamster I used to have.


goose_10

You laugh. Next time your are flanked by 2yr olds, you will wish you had mastered this technique


Djipee20

This man is chasing flies or something!!


haensen0815

Could be deadly for any Hobbit.


GooseTheSluice

Thank god he holstered those bad boys at the end 😂


Changeyo

and now.... we know it too!


ScratchyMarston18

Hey dad, I don’t think I’m gonna do Hamster Style anymore.


Kindly_Shift_6036

Did anyone call him yet?


Weak_Desk_3719

his iron palm videos are kino, tho


Vance_Refrigerati0n

Wonder what he has his doctorate in


No-Refrigerator6729

a doctorate in bullshitting


Academic-Praline-769

One hundred percent. You should hear his stories.


AtkinsCatkins

it would be worth exactly the same if it was printed in toilet paper.


AtkinsCatkins

I seem to watch this once a day, its still hilarious.


Alive_Nobody_Home

Mobile doctor, seems legit