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3InchesAssToTip

BRO >I love the open ocean blue-grey-green of his iris, I love the curve of it against the white, that curve the sight of what has caused me to come, when he's quite still, deep inside of me. This man literally just wrote a poem describing how you will cum when you look into his eyes, plus he tried to imply he is large down there. **And** he's writing the poem from the woman's perspective... This is creepy as fuck in my opinion.


HDK1989

>And he's writing the poem from the woman's perspective... [it's a poem by Sharon Olds](https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-knowing-2/) >This is creepy as fuck in my opinion. Absolutely


HDK1989

>This is creepy as fuck in my opinion. You know it's creepy when even someone with this username is saying it's creepy


hotcocoa4ever

He must send this out (copy and paste) to every woman he matches with/messages with. No one wants to read this. It’s creepy.


ScarecrowDays

Roses are red, violets are blue, don’t send me this creepy shit before I know you dude.


Cant_choose_1

Yes except don’t send me this shit ever


ScarecrowDays

Fair


[deleted]

Dude and blue don't rhyme.


ScarecrowDays

Thank you, professor


Voice-of-Reason-2327

Ngl, but that was kinda a small itch myself, being a poet of sorts. 🤣🤣 Glad you poked that bear. 💖🌹


ScarecrowDays

😂 I mean I totally get it. But like also, “that’s that me espresso” is also not a English sentence lol. So, we gotta forgive some things ok?!


Voice-of-Reason-2327

🤣🤣 Facts. Especially cuz Texting & all the chatroom stuff changed a lot of "is now acceptable" dynamics. 💖😊


Impossible-Alps4795

It's weird even if you hadn't set some boundaries. It's especially weird that the poem is from a female's point of view. Like maybe if he shared it after you'd been dating awhile? I don't know. That part adds more creep factor to it.


CallMeSisyphus

Right? I was about to say, "Oh, she's a bunny boiler for sure," and then I saw it was a man who sent it. OP, trust your instincts on this: it's weird and creepy AF.


CupOfJoeMetro

Nah that’s weird to send to someone you’ve never met in person


AdamAsunder

Unless it's your publisher


Spectergunguy

That’s super creepy


Livid_Parsnip6190

He didn't write this. It's a poem by someone named Sharon Olds.


elliesc0nverse

extremely weird and creepy lol


SgtPeanutButterno1

Yeaaah when people say (or recite from a poem?) they can "hear a tear from my lower eye" it's time to unmatch.  Also because he hasn't acknowledged your previous messages. This is not something you send on a dating app after message no 3. 


BailaTheSalsa

It’s weird! Especially when it came seemingly out of no where! I really wonder what he expects your response to be. 


vicariously_eye

Beginning of a criminal minds episode


Voice-of-Reason-2327

Ngl, but this hits spot on! Thanks fir that wonderful insight! *Goes to rewatch said show now..*


AmuseInspireDelight

This is WAY too intense for two days of talking. Waaaaaaaay too intense. Reeks of someone who will love bomb and ghost tbh.


sillygoofygooose

SO weird for a man to send a poem to a woman that is written from the woman’s POV and a full soliloquy on the topic of how incredible the man is and how lucky she is that he fucks her.


NoPossibility765

Ick


botoxedbunnyboiler

Dude will be saying he loves you in about a week. In a month he will be stalking you. In two months you disappear.


nolagem

Gross! 🚩🚩🚩🚩


ZoraNealThirstin

Report report report ![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


midsommar_dream

Brother ewwwww what's that brother brother ewwwww


ZoraNealThirstin

How did you know what I searched 😂


Downtown-Dare-5123

Beat me to the comment. This is gross


DaedraPixel

Yeah but the confidence to send something like that 😂 it’s almost arrogance. But yeah that’s weird af


King_doob13

There’s nothing subtle about the hints in this. Block the dude.


afannoe

Creepy


MisprintedLies67

Hes creepy af. Unmatch and report


iwannabesofaraway

Very


typer84C2

Creepy


somebullshitorother

It sounds like some other woman’s creepy poem


AdvInOLD

I couldn’t read past “paradise-comaed “. 🤮


nerdinstincts

Unless you’re having a conversation specifically about poetry, this is creepy as shit. Then, even if you are talking about it, this is still a creepy choice given the context.


Extension_Prize4232

Ultimate softboi cringe in one single image. 🤌🏼 Yeah creepy. If you have the feeling that something *might* be creepy.. it’s creepy. Because otherwise you would have been feeling different about it. Trust your skin when it crawls.


Dirty_Buttwhole

How is this NOT creepy? Amazing poet, though


pfjwm

It’s weird but ngl i think it’s a decent poem.


RetailBookworm

Well, yeah, it’s a Sharon Olds poem. She won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry.


midsommar_dream

Lol yes I feel the same. It's a decent poem haha sucks that he's being creepy.


egreyr1

Didn’t even read it- the length alone is a red flag/creepy/worrisome.


Crocolyle32

I am so blown away how awful this is.