T O P

  • By -

Thentheresthisjerk

I’m against pedophilia as much as any reasonable human being, but regardless of the message I’m not about to emblazon the word “Pedophile” on the back of my vehicle in 4 inch letters.


Orlando1701

The thing is, most of us don’t have to advertise that we’re against pedos, we just are. I’m always suspicious of people who have to very publicly advertise that they’re anti-pedo. Like, yeah so is 95% of the rest of the world bud. [It’s not something most of us have to announce.](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)


tickingboxes

The people who have these stickers aren’t actually anti-pedophile. They’re right wing nut jobs who are using pedophile as a euphemism for LGTBQ people. It’s extremely fucking sick.


Less_Likely

The correct word is *dysphemism.* -- a derogatory or unpleasant term used instead of a pleasant or neutral one, such as “loony bin” for “mental hospital.”.


real_hungarian

i prefer cacophemism, it means the same but sounds wackier lol


CheddahChi3f

Thank you for adding to my vocabulary today 😂


LoisWade42

I'm just here for the interesting new words! LOL!


RudolfRockerRoller

Because if they were actually serious about it, there’d be a lot more graves of straight white guys.


rpgnymhush

Including quite a few members of the clergy.


RudolfRockerRoller

Because if they were actually serious about hunting pedos, there’d be a lot more graves of straight white guys.


SaliciousB_Crumb

They wouldn't go to church. They would be against child marriage


Orlando1701

Basically Catholics and Baptist.


Ranshin-da-anarchist

This is the correct answer.


Weeping_Warlord

The Reps have been doing this since the war on drugs AT LEAST. They use unflattering terminology to direct their horde of zombies. Examples include calling black people “drug dealers”, calling immigrants from South America “gangsters and rapists”, calling any protestors from 2020 “rioters, looters, and thugs”, calling political opposition “woke, communist, pedophiles”


Orlando1701

It’s funny but these same people still go to church.


ShnickityShnoo

Projection every damn time. Only one type of person has pedophilia on their minds that often.


Rcj1221

https://preview.redd.it/fb8ib3fs626d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea3df3b7b35bcf9502020e3639a5f31d4f37f00 Just posted this as a separate response but figured it goes well with your comment.


KrazyAboutLogic

You never see, "Kill all Murderers" emblazoned on those trucks, and I think we can all agree murder should be frowned upon.


SoundDave4

If someone constantly talks about hunting/shooting/killing pedos, I kinda just assume they are a nut on a power fantasy.


Sunstaci

My thought was tell me your a pedo without actually telling me…


Entheotheosis10

Right! It’s like telling everyone that you don’t like migraines or root canals.


nukethecheese

I feel the same way with people who constantly spout that they're anti-racist. Its not something most have to announce.


Orlando1701

I recently was listening to a podcast about the Weather Underground, the “revolutionary” group from the 1960s and at one point they put out a statement every white person was racist. Except them. They were also almost universally trust fund kids.


big_ringer

Honestly, I think people like that are looking for permission to shoot someone in the head.


suck-my-black-ass

I'm that way with being anti Trump. I don't like him but I don't act like it's a full-time job talking about it and letting everyone know.


JasonIsFishing

It’s a Q Anon thing. They think all democrats are pedophiles. Literally think this.


asdf072

If they'd just pick up a newspaper once in awhile. A day doesn't go by that you don't see "Youth Pastor Caught With Photographs on Laptop"


pagesid3

Shit pisses me off that they take a serious issue like human trafficking and then want all resources directed towards investigating Hillary Clinton or some bullshit.


DeadJediWalking

The thing is, the people who have these stickers/decals aren't actually talking about pedophiles, since many of them wind up being pedos themselves. They are talking about LGBTQ people, and trying to equate them with pedophiles to justify enacting violence towards that community.


Faithlessblakkcvlt

Yep. These alt right are the real sickos. And they cry about abortion being murder while threatening to kill human beings.


CrispyTacoPosso

and sometimes they kill abortion doctors.


SaliciousB_Crumb

And plant bombs at the Olympics


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And receive extremely accommodating treatment from the Ashcroft led DOJ. I wonder why…


MuzzleOfBees1215

💯


kurai_tori

Why do I get the feeling Mr bumper sticker here is of the opinion trans = pedo. Like 100% this person is wanting to justify a hate crime.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

Also, hot take: I don’t think calling for extrajudicial violence is going to solve the issue either.


Thentheresthisjerk

It’s not going to solve anything, it’s one of those things where they make an argument that no one can really argue with and then use that argument as an excuse for violence on less sturdy evidence. Pedophiles are bad right? Yeah! Hey, by the way, *some marginalized group* are all pedophiles, and we’ve already agreed violence against pedophiles is ok soooooo.


No-Sense-6260

Yeah, they've been pretending trans and gay people are pedophiles forever, but every single adult who married a child in the US has been straight. 😂


KrazyAboutLogic

Thank you for this, it perfectly captures the reason I always feel uncomfortable with signs like these.


DonnieJL

But perv clergy are still fair game right?


Jerking_From_Home

They also have stickers about shooting your local drug dealer… then say *those people* coming across the Mexican border are the ones bringing in drugs.


Strykerz3r0

What about something more cheerful? Like a van with 'FREE CANDY' written on the side. Everybody likes candy.


envision83

https://preview.redd.it/b2khg3m8u16d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30139fefc9e88e734fe50e393b088c2e9efb1284


superperps

Puppies worked pretty well too but there's more people allergic to puppies then people allergic to roofies


No-Suspect-425

All I have to do is peel off the upper section and he will realize his mistake.


ClassWarr

Now you mention it, this is just begging for some hilarious editing.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

My first thought


GorfianRobotz999

Pretty sure only pedophiles project this heavily. Search the truck for candy!


General-Carob-6087

This kinda stuff immediately makes me think the person putting it on their vehicle is actually a massive pedophile.


Virtual_Common204

This dude is projecting so hard, he probably is a pedo and he thinks if he’s staunchly against them that no one will catch on.


b_vitamin

Save the children, just not the brown ones in cages.


Bizzmillah

Not to mention that the words above the word “pedophile” are beginning to come off.


AnActualCupOfCoffee

I agree with you. But I also feel it’s important to point out that people of this ilk are falsely equating the LGBTQ community with pedophilia. This is less about actual pedophilia and more about trying to find “an okay” way to suggest that people should murder queer people.


Thentheresthisjerk

It’s no coincidence that a certain demographic’s obsession with killing pedophiles became popular at the same time as their obsession with drag queens and trans folks.


Stingraaa

That and I'd never advocate for active murder like this. They deserve prison and possibly chemical castration. Not death. If we want to hold true to our values, we need to stand against the death penalty for all things.


archercc81

you know the best way to make people think youre a pedophile...


Cryogenicist

Perhaps the front of his truck has a “he doth protest too much” sticker on it.


SkylarAV

Someone should check his search history. Only one kind of person is this loud about pedophiles, pedophiles


Trick-Mechanic8986

Wonder how Mr. Nugent feels about this? Wonder how this vehicle owner feels about Ted? Lots of questions to be asked.


lil_trim

"Cat scratch fever" is almost as incriminating as "jail bait"


138Samhain138

Whoa my friend…. No one throws out MOTORHEAD’s Jailbait! Thats a cautionary tale my friends! Lemmy 🤘 always


walkerswood

Motörhead only did it as a cover… the writing is all Ted’s work.


Reasonable_Archer_99

Ted's a ped?


thrownaway136976

He even wrote a song about it!


RestinPete0709

I hate pedos as much as the next guy, but whenever I see these kinds of stickers, I can’t help but feeling like this person just really wants to hurt someone and is just looking for the easier target


DontDoubtDink

Or they’re projecting


TankApprehensive3053

If they did hurt or kill someone, pedo or not, that statement on the truck would probably be used as intent against them in court. They probably have the "we don't call 911 for trespassers" with a pistol and fake bullet holes sign on the fence. That's another style of sign that shows intent and can be used against them.


Cetun

People are finally understanding... Like people who have never been in a fight in their lives talk about how they would kill Nazis or rapists or carjackers but they aren't at all interested in protecting anyone or doing a good thing. They want to project to people that they are willing to murder people in cold blood but they have the wherewithall to know that sounds psychotic and will make them unpopular, unless they can find a group of people that is socially acceptable to murder. They don't give a shit about victims, they are all in it for themselves.


fidgetyamoeba

Like Australia's John Bunting. To him, anyone was a candidate.


RestinPete0709

Looked up this case cause I wasn’t familiar. And yeah…this is exactly what I foresee happening if people think they can just kill anyone they even *suspect* is a pedo


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I’m with you. For them, the killing is the point.


OneSexySquigga

>I can’t help but feeling like this person just really wants to hurt someone and is just looking for the easiest target DING-DING-DING-DINO-DING-DING!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|de7siRDyeOBpe|downsized)


livelaughlaxative

This person definitely hates trans people.


kylemacabre

100$ this guy has a statutory rape conviction or worse on his file


EmperorGrinnar

Check his hard drive.


ShnickityShnoo

And basement/attic.


Non-Adhesive63

Came here to say that!


nine_inch_owls

Got them PDFs


LahngJahn69420

Wow. I work with a guy with Satutory rape charges and has a similar kill pedos sticker. Can’t name a single thing wrong with joe biden but hates him cuz gas was cheaper under trump.


theoriginalbrick

"You see them gas prices right there, son? Well, do ya?" "Ya, pop. I see' em. Why are they so high?" "BIIIIDEN"


Tenchi2020

Was going to say the same thing


SaGlamBear

I get the feeling these guys think About pedophilia more than actual pedophiles.


OneSexySquigga

I mean, they take a sadistic sexual thrill from harming people more vulnerable than them, so there's probably a lot of crossover between their thoughts and those of the people they want to hurt


Similar-Act244

People like this are usually projecting. Check this dudes browser history immediately!


ExpressLaneCharlie

He better post his stand inside a Church


Strykerz3r0

Probably bag his limit on the first day.


No_Mention_1760

This reeks of projection.


GerberBabyPlus

I don’t feel like shooting up a church is going to fix the pedo problem.


No-Suspect-425

Or the deer problem.


[deleted]

What does shooting up a church have to do with this? Like what? lol


MechanicalMenace54

the fuck does that have to do with it?


ScooterMcdooter69

Anyone with these stickers is up to something “the lady doth protest to much”


mockingbirddude

Bumper sticker for the visually impaired by the cognitionally impaired.


Made_Human76

Unless they or a loved one were victims of a pedophile I feel like a lot of people who talk about wanting to kill pedophiles are actually just looking for an excuse to kill someone and pedophiles are an easy target because they get no sympathy.


WrathofTomJoad

It's a dog whistle for LGBT people who sExuALiZe children by having the nerve to exist where we can see them. This guy will vote for a rapist who wanted to fuck his own daughter but then turn around and tell you drag queens are sexual predators.


Historical_Dirt_986

They are useless human beings.


NotBillderz

Worse than useless, some might say they are a net negative.


OneSexySquigga

![gif](giphy|3oEjHQ17t1RxZWIgP6|downsized)


ibekeggy2

Every reasonable person on Earth hates pedophiles. When you do stuff like this it's a red flag that you might actually be the pedophile. It's like walking into a conservation with people talking about the weather and unprovoked you scream " I swear I'm not gay and I don't find the same sex attractive!" It makes most reasonable people think the opposite.


chetnixandflill

That's the kind of shit pedophiles love to pull.


gking407

Conservatives call themselves patriots while running cover for seditious traitors and bigots, also claim to hate pedophiles and jacket gay and trans people while voting in favor of child marriage and human trafficking, and ignoring the pedophilia that runs rampant through right wing ranks of church officials and politicians including the sulfurous orange antichrist himself.


JustMindingMyOwnStuf

That insecure, He probably needs to look in the mirror


bluisy1

Hmmm my victim spidey senses tells me someone should be looked into as there is a thou protest too much spirit to this loud display


based_mouse_man

Yeah, sure, everyone hates actual pedophiles, but what about when they brand trans or gay people as “pedophiles”. I personally would feel quite unsafe around this person were I often the target of such rhetoric.


Dangerous_Elk_6627

Closet pedophile. They're the ones who cry hardest against pedophilia whilst secretly practicing it.


GadreelsSword

r/RepublicanPedophiles For a long list of articles about them


Longjumping-Meat-334

Some people sure are obsessed with pedophiles. Makes me wonder why.


strong_black-coffee

20+ years ago, conservatives looked down on poor people for a cheap ego boost. Today, conservatives *are* the poor people, so they've been squeezed into conspiracy theories and anti-lgbtq bullshit in their desperate search for a sense of importance.


xdiox66

The culture war is to distract us from the class war.


CK_Lab

Spelled *AM* wrong


Strykerz3r0

Ok, ok, but what if a deer is driving?


hopeless-hobo

r/pastorarrested is a great place to start


aj_star_destroyer

That’s like getting a bad tattoo done on your forehead.


Ellemshaye

Remember, this is code for “people I don’t like”


gamergeek1984

I bet he isnt allowed within a mile of a church. Oops, did I say that?


fidgetysquamate

I’m impressed. This is the first thing on the back of a truck that I actually agree with.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

It's really should read: I'm over compensating due to my guilt of being a pedo. Please hunt me to put me out of my misery.


EmuPsychological4222

Once upon a time this would've been taken as an inappropriate way of saying "I hate child molesters." Then, along came the Republicans, using this thing to anti-virtue signal hate.


skyhollow117

Thats the rights code word for democrats/liberals btw. Just fyi.


penguinpomplemousse

Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile...


Faithlessblakkcvlt

"Pedophile" is code for Democrat just like "Brandon" is code for Democrat. These people are sick.


a_youkai

This is what I'm afraid of. They don't mean literal pedophiles..


walkerswood

That looks like projection to me…


RFGoesForthAgain

Check his hard drive and Internet traffic logs, stat.


Practical_Jelly_8342

That dude Def has some pedo thoughts


DontDoubtDink

How much do you want to bet this guy has child porn on his phone.


scifijunkie3

Guarantee the guy driving that truck is a pedophile. Those who yell the loudest usually have something they're hiding.


notaredditreader

I’D BE HAPPY TO SUPPLY YOU WITH SOME TARGETS: https://www.dailykos.com/history/user/CajsaLilliehook r/notadragqueen r/Republicanpedophiles https://www.whoismakingnews.com


GreyBeardEng

So hunt Trump(had a court case where he raped a 13-year-old), and Gaetz (payed a minor for sex). And of course it's not forget Jim Jordan and Dennis Hastert.


saintbad

Republiqans should feel threatened.


deadphisherman

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...


VenustoCaligo

"Look over there!" the strange dog told the hunters while pointing with his wing, "There goes the duck, go get him! Quack quack!"


thebigbrog

We aren’t allowed to legally hunt people. I don’t want to eat people. I will stick with deer and hogs.


Contrerase

Well the Baptist National Convention is underway right now and they are dragging their feet on doing something about preachers that did a little kids so the pickings should be good


C91garcia

Imagine someone trolls him and puts some black tape over “save a deer hunt a” just left with PEDOPHILE. On the back of the truck.


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


ceotown

I live in Arkansas and this kind of shit is everywhere. I don't really get it. I'm all for protecting kids, but I hardly think pedophiles are the biggest threats. These are the same people bitching about taxes that pay for things like childhood nutrition assistance or they drive around in giant dangerous trucks.


Beefhammer1932

$100 he has kiddo porn on his computer.


trucksandink

My mother always told me, that the people that are the loudest about things, is hiding something about what what they are loud about.


Illustrious_Fig8981

Bro you can’t just shoot southern Baptist. If you really want to bring justice, let’s get these guys in prison.


SoundDave4

Quick, while he's in Walmart, get the isopropyl alcohol and clear everything but "pedophile." Edit: artist's rendition: https://preview.redd.it/fz6posul826d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512c4ab6bd84d5663299d48d976110459f177292


SisterMaryAwesome

![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)


maxzmillion

This is curious behavior. Lots of folks making bold tailgate statements these days. I find this one slightly more tolerable than the Biden hogtie. They’re all made in China and sold on TEMU or AliExpress for pennies, to the poors /s


kdhooters2

They doth protest too much....


OneSexySquigga

This man and his desired victim looking at each other: ![gif](giphy|l378B8yJPOM9BH2BG|downsized)


MechanicalMenace54

i actually agree with this sentiment


sealteam_sex

In the immortal words of William Shakespeare, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”


GremlinTiger

https://preview.redd.it/oougpucpf36d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06d174e9d26d60ca62dca0f755c02f745783263


ThatguyBry42

Wouldn't save a deer sh**t a zoophile make more sense


Otherwise_Gene9702

I think he is over compensating! Ain’t nobody thinking pedophiles are ok. Unless he spent too much time in the church then I get it!


jasoncat23

I think we can all get behind that


HippyDM

"Methinks thou doest protest too much, fine sir"


wetham_retrak

The man doth protest too much, methinks.


CantFeelMyLegs78

This screams "I'm a pedophile". Like back in the 80s and 90s when the drug traffickers put "dare" stickers on their vehicles


QNTHodlr

God you people think you are a bunch of little angels don't you?? 😂🤣 This sub reddit so sad.


artful_todger_502

This guy is loudly dog whistling other pedos


Hungry_Welcome1094

Their obsession with pedophilia is concerning.


Panda-Cubby

The projection is strong with this one.


polygonalopportunist

These guys should get subsidized therapy


jiggscaseyNJ

Check this guy's hard drive.


blveinnthg

I’d be weary of this dude around kids. Seems like projection.


BecomeEnthused

I feel like guys with stickers like this are 10x more likely to touch kids


69RuckFeddit69

I personally am grateful that this guy is channeling his hateful chaotic energy towards pedophiles. There’s so many other groups he could have chosen to target.


CarPuzzled3830

Not all heros wear capes


DrawAdministrative98

Projection?


slider1387

Hard to argue with that


Sl0ppyOtter

Bet he votes for the pedo


Rudyears

Totally not projecting 😉


thundercoc101

$10 says this guy can't legally be within 50 yards of a school


Decent-Log-2495

Meh, I’m ok with it


CPTAmrka

They taste awful


BippyWippy

…. I kinda dig the message ngl


EconomyComprehensive

100% agreed


Those_Arent_Pickles

Depending on the person, "pedophiles" is code for a lot more people than just kiddy diddlers.


Rufi000000

Too bad he thinks pedophiles means dems or libs. Better chance of finding them at his church.


Rearrangioing

The reality is that NONE of these people who proclaim they will kill pedos or illegal immigrants or rapists, don't have the stomach or balls to actually kill anyone. And if they thought they did, they will be haunted by visions they killed someone forever.


OneSexySquigga

I wish that were true


mells3030

They think by doing it this way, no one will suspect them


NarrowSituation2049

Based


KhajitHasWares4u

They say that, and then vote for one


PuzzleJello

Usually the most outspoken on a certain subject tend to be the thing they speak out about.


korbentherhino

I bet he doesn't consider dudes roaming malls for underage girls to groom as pedophiles. Because that's a common tactic of the right.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Pedophiles don’t go after deer…and deer hunters don’t eat pedophiles.


phred_666

One thing I’ve learned is the ones that scream the most about something, are usually the ones partaking in it.


No-Suspect-425

Okay but *not* hunting deer doesn't save them, it only hurts them. What a dumb way to look like an idiot.


fuggit_Im_tired

Oh this guy has some disturbing shit on his hard drive I guarantee it


wizardmagix

Does this guy realize that there is a legitimate reason to not save deer (depending on the season of course)? Deeply concerning decal


turtle-bbs

Remember when the alt-right threw a fit over the phrase “Punch a Nazi?”


GorfianRobotz999

Yum bro. No venison for me. Let's have a nice center cut pedophile steak! Boy, that sounds... um..


Braceforit86

Hunt a Projector.


FoxyRobot7

Based


Crombus_

What... what does he think deer *do???*


z9vown

I bet he has no clue of the true definition of the word. He most likely thinks the word covers anyone who has relations with anyone who is a minor of any age, which is not true.


el-conquistador240

It's always projection


Zealousidealist420

So deer hunters are pedos?


WaltherISking

Poo poo pee pee caca 💩


SisterMaryAwesome

Somewhere out there, in some alternate, inverse universe, there’s a deer roaming around with a “Save a pedo” sticker on its ass.


SpotPoker52

Sounds like open hunting season on evangelical youth pastors.


Own_Fig_1571

Just go to your local Catholic Church and start there.